Chapter 1: Suspicious Stickers
2017 Taibei City, winter
In the self-study class of Taibei No. 1 High School, the teacher was not there, and there was a lot of chaos in the classroom. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"You can't be fooled, right?"
At this time, Teng Han, a repeat student in high school, found that the second-hand mobile phone he bought at noon could neither make calls nor download, and he didn't even have QQ. I was shocked to be fooled, but this mobile phone was bought by myself to prevent my parents from knowing that the mobile phone was confiscated by the teacher, and I borrowed money from the same table, 800 yuan, what are you kidding, I can't use it.
It took a lot of effort to get this mobile phone from my parents.,Who knew that yesterday it was confiscated by the teacher who saw himself talking about QQ.。 Fortunately, the bucktooth ginger at the same table lent him 800 yuan, otherwise he would not be able to explain when he went home, and he would definitely die.
But this phone doesn't work-
But he doesn't think it's like the fake mobile phones on TV, the Internet said, isn't there a lot of software on the screen, and there's also a software like Du Niang's sticker. His eyes suddenly fell on the software, and with the mentality of seeking medical treatment in a hurry, Teng Han clicked on it.
Immediately after that, a big 'repair' icon appeared on the screen, Teng Han thought it was a paste bar at first, but after clicking in, he soon found that there was no registration interface in it, and he directly entered the post bar homepage. He was stunned for a moment, and suddenly found that the white characters on a blue background were not written as pastes, but as repairs.
This is not Du Niang, Teng Han found this problem, and then after the icon of the repair faded out, it was directly a column of posts, and there was no such thing as a sticker.
I'm sure it's not a post - what is it? Teng Han didn't know, he only saw the screen like a sticker-like page, the text on the first floor, some at the top and some with red, and directly saw the red font, and the top post read: Science and Technology Xiuzhen No. 1.
What's that? Technological repair? ――Xiuzhen or technology? Seeing this, Teng Han was stunned for a moment, although he also likes to read those Xiuzhen novels, fantasy novels, and various blockbusters. But I knew in my heart that it was just a fantasy, but now- someone took it seriously. And also use technology to repair the truth? Teng Han couldn't help but feel funny and curious.
So look at the top of the red post below.,It's the bar administrator.,Called a professor who only believes in science.,Why is it so earthy.,Still use this kind of bold red.,And shiny font? Look at the theme of the post again, and the predecessor post: The head of Tai Chi Fluctuation has ended the thousand-year retreat yesterday, and it is really worth wading through mountains and rivers to meet the seniors.
Teng Han sweated wildly, thinking the title was funny, a thousand years of retreat? Still alive? What is it that this world can live for a thousand years? ――With the attitude of reading jokes, click in and see the detailed article:
A professor who only believes in science: I have dedicated the magic weapon to the old man yesterday, but the ancient cultivation is really different, the predecessors are too lazy to look at me, take it and leave directly, and I didn't even give a selfie. He also said that he would find his old man and teach us how to cultivate the truth, which is good, and we can't contact his old man directly.
I thought of going to Tai Chi Temple three days ago and waiting for him to come out of the old man's house. Unexpectedly, after the old man came out, he didn't bother to take care of himself at all, took the mobile phone, waved his hand without saying a word, and actually teleported away, and the professor felt congested.
On the second floor is a guy called the lone immortal, this guy is like a knight on horseback, in the vast desert, the signature reads: Always alone, do not seek great harmony. This guy responded on the second floor: That's right, the real seniors are not happy with the people, like this, and take a group photo, this is too unsenior! This was followed by a bunch of shy expressions.
The person on the third floor called 'Flame Old Dao' responded: "It's said that the old immortal has always been like this, don't say that he doesn't look at you properly, even our senior brothers, he hasn't looked at it directly!" He said a bunch of sweaty expressions, and asked again: "By the way, after this product comes out, how many products do you estimate he has now?" Is it late in and out of the body? "The old man is probably the only person of the same age as his predecessors in the post bar, and he really wants to win against his predecessors, very much.
"Hey-the spiritual power of the predecessors is too great, and the divine consciousness that suppresses us can't be used!" The immortal on the fourth floor, who was named Keeping Up with the Times, said, "I think how did I at least get the god of transformation, right?" If you think about it, the two of us in the late stage of the Yuan Infant are completely suppressed and can't use their divine sense, and their aura is all solidified! ”
Avatar? Has it become a god for a thousand years? The flame old path completely collapsed, he didn't expect that this old boy would now turn into a god, and he estimated that he could make the professor's divine sense completely solidify, and he couldn't detect his level. It shows that Tai Chi Lao Dao is now at least in the middle stage of the transformation of the gods, he is really speechless, this old boy is always one move faster than his own chess.
He thought so, and then the Lord said, "You are poor." I'm leaving. It's really sad, and I specially made a new type of cultivation magic weapon terminal for my seniors, which is unique, but as a result, my seniors didn't even bother to take a look. Hey—it seems impossible to learn something from his old man. Depressed! "My lord, the professor who believes in science sent a series of crying emojis, and made an expression of spreading his hands, indicating that he was helpless.
Watching them poor in the post bar is more interesting than a novel. Teng Han flipped down and found that there were dozens of floors below, in addition to the defense stickers, the battle stickers, and what other knowledge stickers "Basic Guide to Cultivating Truth", "Building the Foundation", "Yuanying Primer", "The Importance of the Mid-term Jindan", "How to Refine" Teng Han originally wanted to click into one of them, and to discover these things, only members can enter.
Members, liars, right? Teng Han would not spend money on this kind of thing, so he closed the registration window without thinking about it. Immediately after that, the screen showed that there was a new post in the post bar, Teng Han clicked on it, and saw that it was another top message, or the bar owner of the professor who only believed in science, this time the new news was: According to the orbit calculation, the extraterritorial heavenly demon will arrive in Taibei City in an hour, and the landing location is unknown.
There are also pictures showing the trajectory of the planet, as well as a photograph, a spherical spaceship. Teng Han couldn't help laughing, and at this time, someone on the second floor below immediately replied: "It's strange that the level is not high, why did they send a guy who hasn't built a foundation this time?" Are you here to be beaten? T/M/D, do you think we monks are easy to bully? The reply was Flame Veteran, whose post was followed by a bunch of angry expressions.
Soon, the lone immortal on the third floor first replied to the expressions of a bunch of stall hands, and the text followed closely behind: "Haven't built a foundation yet?" I won't bully them later, I'll leave it to the kids. ”
"It's very happy to fall in love with you, aren't you not? If you want to be a junior, you have to start small! "The fallen tragic wolf deliberately ridiculed you at the moment, and it is very happy to fall in love with you.
But I'm happy to fall in love with you, I don't know if it's not online, or if it's deliberately not responding. Anyway, there was no news, and at this time, the girl named a letter to my brother suddenly responded: "Seniors, I'll do this!" Leave it alone! ”
Seeing a letter to my brother, as soon as I responded, the post was immediately refreshed, and I was so happy to fall in love with you that I replied in seconds: "HI, Xiangxue, you pay attention to safety, I'm out of town now, and I really can't go over." Do you have anything to tell me at any time, if not, can I call you someone? ”
A letter to his brother did not respond to him at all......
Five minutes later, the fallen sad wolf made a hey, hey, spread his hands.
Ten minutes later, the bar lord said, "Okay, then Xiangxue." After he finished speaking, he sent a pre-landing location, and Teng Han saw that this was not Taibei City, near the middle school where he was? Could it be that the middle two of these gangs are near him?
An hour later? No, it's already thirty minutes later, and Xiuzhen is still fighting extraterritorial heavenly demons? Suddenly, Teng Han really wanted to go and see this group of middle two, and at this moment, the bell rang for school.
Teng Han rushed out of the school gate and ran to the chaotic school gate, but the street lights that should have been lit up were not on, and then he found that the street lights that were usually on the street were not on, and even the portable lights of the various stalls and vendors with stinky tofu and fish balls were not lit, and even the cars were dark, and a bicycle accidentally crashed into it.
And not only that, Teng Han soon found that the lights of the teaching building behind him were also extinguished in an instant.
There is also the one opposite that has a Christmas tree outside, and the lights of the usually colorful five-star hotel have also been turned off.
For a moment, the whole city fell into unprecedented darkness.
I rub, what's wrong with this? Could it really be the consequences of the arrival of the extraterritorial heavenly demons? -- Teng Han immediately became suspicious.
"Orochimaru is here!!" The thunderous roar of the bucktooth ginger at the same table sounded in his ears. Teng Han was speechless, this guy hated to attribute all the bad things to Orochimaru's body.
The exam was bad, and it was said that Orochimaru had mentally interfered with him.
The cockroach crawled into the bowl, and Orochimaru dried.
The bicycle tie is on, and Orochimaru is dry.
The teacher scolded him, the ...... behind Orochimaru's back
Wait a minute......
In Bucktooth Jiang's eyes, there are only two things that Orochimaru did: this is also Orochimaru's doing, and that is also Orochimaru's doing.
Depend on! No way? Is it true? - Teng Han was speechless for a while, although everything in front of him was very special, but let him believe that this was caused by some extraterritorial heavenly demon, he didn't believe it anyway. When Bucktooth Jiang left and went to chase Condensation, Teng Han suddenly remembered that he should open his mobile phone and look at the situation in the post bar, the location sent by the professor just now was very close to him.
So he turned on his phone, and the moment the screen lit up, Teng Han didn't notice that everyone saw his eyes and was envious! Astonished! Speechless! Incredible! No single expression can describe the psychology of everyone, their eyes widened, and some people wondered, is this just a five-minute talk and two hours on standby?
Is this the great satisfaction of the legendary battery maniac?
No! Neither! This young man has a good character, so good that his mobile phone can be opened! In the dark light, the big brother who usually fried chicken fillet not only sighed.
Teng Han didn't notice this, his eyes were glued to the screen, and he found that the location was about three hundred meters away from him. He knew it was supposed to be an old campus that had just been demolished, and now all that was left was broken bricks, barricaded by huge billboards, and several times he saw people fighting there.
Let's go! Idle is idle.
Although he didn't believe that, if he wanted to say that he wanted to see the excitement and see a bunch of strange things, Teng Han still liked it very much. He wanted to see who played the extraterritorial heavenly demon and who played the monk? This kind of live-action coplay drama is not something that can be encountered every day.
Within a few minutes, following the instructions of his mobile phone and walking through the crowded and chaotic streets, Teng Han had already arrived at the ruins. However, the broken bricks and tiles here are uneven, and the bicycle can't get in at all, so Teng Han had to lock the car, and just wanted to get through the gap in the huge advertising cloth that was torn open, but the mobile phone vibrated at this time.
A radar logo on the screen, followed by a red circle, indicates the location of the target. A line of shining text reads: There is a Taoist friend in crisis nearby......
Fellow Daoists? Crisis? Looking at the pitch black in front of him, Teng Han didn't know where the strange people were, the black lights were blinding, and the abandoned buildings were like giant monsters, looking down on him.
Teng Han did not hesitate to light the flashlight in his phone and walked forward according to the position indicated on the screen.