Chapter 30: The Canteen Incident
At noon, Teng Han and Bucktooth Jiang were walking on the way to the school cafeteria. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Their school cafeteria is huge, and the first floor is for children like ordinary people, similar to those fast food restaurants in supermarkets, all dishes are fixed, and there is no change throughout the year.
The second floor is the teacher's cafeteria, and the food is actually not much different from the students, but the dishes are relatively more, especially because the principal is a southerner, so there are more light meals.
The third floor is a small fried restaurant, where you can order food, you can order whatever you like, and there are private rooms and card rooms, and the environment is much quieter. However, although it is not particularly expensive, it also tops the price of four or five meals per meal, so even teachers don't eat much in it.
As for Teng Han and Bucktooth Jiang, they must be the fate of eating on the first floor. The two walked into the chaotic cafeteria together, and Bucktooth Jiang said that his meal card was out of money, so he went to charge 200 yuan first.
At this time, because there were a lot of people in the cafeteria, Teng Han was responsible for occupying the seat, and asked Luoya Jiang to help him make a fried cake, remember to put chili oil.
However, Teng Han soon found that the cafeteria was already overcrowded, and he couldn't find a seat at all.
At this time, Ning Maomao suddenly found that Teng Han was looking for a seat, and just as the two female classmates around her had finished eating and left, she hurriedly took the textbook to occupy the seat, and waved to Teng Han and said, "Come here!" There's a seat here! ”
She came together suddenly, startling Chen Yuning. Chen Yuning looked up and saw the direction of her best friend's beckoning, Teng Han was nodding and walking towards her, her face flushed. Hurriedly said, "Why did you call him over?" ”
"You acquiesced to me! Besides, can you bear to see him unable to find a place to eat? Ning Maomao said with a wicked smile on her face, flashing her big eyes and long eyelashes.
"When did I acquiesce to you, I didn't see if he was okay or not." Chen Yuning hurriedly explained shyly, she really had no temper with this best friend in her heart.
Seeing Teng Han coming over, Chen Yuning had no choice but to hurriedly drag Ning Maomao's tray from the opposite side to his side and said, "You sit down quickly, let's sit together, let them sit opposite." ”
"You don't want to sit with Teng Han, then you said earlier, I still want to sit with him." Watching the tray being dragged away, Ning Maomao's mouth pursed.
At this time, Teng Han had already walked to the table, and Ning Maomao explained with a grin: "It was Sister Yu Ning who had to call you." ”
"How could I say that! It's you. Chen Yuning's face turned red instantly.
Just as Teng Han was embarrassed and didn't know what to say, the five senses that had been strengthened when he first entered the Gathering Spirit told him that there was a person behind him who was coming with a faint smell. Immediately afterwards, Zhang Lifeng sat on the seat next to Chen Yuning, and said with a cold smile: "You don't deserve to sit here, get away!" ”
Zhang Lifeng didn't know that when he walked in from outside the cafeteria, he happened to see Ning Maomao beckoning, he thought he was greeting himself, so he was in a good mood and decided to eat on the first floor today.
He asked Wen Ming and Li Yongli to go up to fetch food, and told them that they had to have a piece of pine nut corn.
After that, Zhang Lifeng smiled and walked briskly towards Chen Yuning, but at this time, he saw Teng Han not only walking to Chen Yuning's side, but also placing the tray on the table!
In an instant, he didn't think about it, and sat directly on the Teng Han seat he thought he had.
And Ning Maomao was still sitting opposite Chen Yuning, and before he could stand up, he saw Zhang Lifeng sit down, and his seat shook suddenly.
She pursed her lips, covered her nose with her hands, and asked loudly, "Who has on them?" Why does it stink so much? ”
"Where, this is yesterday's overeating, full of burps." Teng Han casually followed.
Although Teng Han's words were very damaged, thinking that he would be able to take revenge at night, Zhang Lifeng pretended not to hear anything at the moment, turned his gaze to Chen Yuning and said, "Yuning, why do you eat this?" I'll let Wen Ming and the others go up, and I'll buy you your favorite pine nut corn right away. ”
"Who loves pine nut corn?" Chen Yuning didn't eat a few bites, she put the chopsticks in the tray suddenly, her little face stiffened, she covered her nose with her hand, stood up and said, "Lifeng, I'll tell you one last time, you are not allowed to call me like that!" And also! Can you please stop running to the cafeteria and disgusting people! How do you still eat? ”
In fact, Zhang Lifeng thinks that Chen Yuning likes to eat pine nut corn, but it was the last class reunion, Chen Yuning ordered this. But he didn't know that Chen Yuning just thought that all girls liked to eat this, so he ordered this, but in fact, Chen Yuning didn't like to eat this.
At this time, Zhang Lifeng froze there, suddenly saw the tray in front of him, thinking that it was Teng Han's, the anger that had accumulated at that moment suddenly broke out, and he said angrily: "Teng Han, the previous account between the two of us has not been settled, you still dare to come over!" I don't think you're going to eat it today! ”
As soon as he said that, he knocked over the tray on the floor, and with a clang, the soup spilled all over the floor, and everyone in the dining hall turned their heads and stared at them.
"For Chen Yuning's sake, I won't clean you up now, let me go."
At this moment, Zhang Lifeng didn't react, he made a mistake, and he still glared at Teng Han with angry eyes, but at this time, Bucktooth Jiang happened to come over with a tray in one hand. One of them is the fried cake that Teng Han wants, and the other is his favorite spicy chicken.
At this time, Zhang Lifeng suddenly realized that something was wrong, because there was no tray of Ning Maomao on the entire table, and the corner of his eye had already noticed that Ning Maomao's little face was red, angry, and clenched his small fists.
In an instant, Zhang Lifeng realized that he might have done something wrong, and saw that there was a pink cute spoon lying on the tray, which obviously could not be Teng Han's.
In an instant, he wanted to die, and it happened that Wen Ming and Li Yongli just bought the vegetables from upstairs, and they were both vegetables and soups, and they were heavily on the table, and for some reason, they also said to Chen Yuning courteously: "I just made it, you eat more, the boss specially instructed us to buy it." ”
Teng Han, who had been standing next to him at this time, saw Ning Maomao put a plate full of pine nuts and corn on Zhang Lifeng's head, and then the two of them left, leaving Zhang Lifeng, who was full of vegetable soup and depressed.
Teng Han smiled coldly beside him at this time: "Then you can eat it slowly, it's good to be drenched with rice this time." ”
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In the quiet toilet, there was a strange sound, Zhang Lifeng was squatting in the cubicle, it had been almost an hour, his legs were already squatting, and his face was red, but everything was not over yet.
At this time, Wen Ming asked beside him, "Brother Feng, is it almost there?" ”
"I want to be fast, but no, I can't get out!" Because he ate too many things that were difficult to digest, Zhang Lifeng started to prepare after washing his clothes, but he still couldn't.
But although it didn't work, as long as Zhang Lifeng thought of Teng Han eating, he couldn't help it. He continued to squat, just embarrassed Li Yongli, who was holding a plastic bag next to him. Just finished eating, I ran to the toilet to visit Zhang Lifeng, not to mention the whole process, it was not over yet!
Li Yongli endured his nausea and said, "Brother Feng, it's been more than half an hour. If it really doesn't work, let's go back first. ”
"Alright, alright, I can feel it right at the door, just a little bit!" He said and held his breath before continuing.
But it failed again......
For a moment, Zhang Lifeng felt that he was almost finished......
So after nearly two hours, the bell rang for the fourth class in the afternoon, and he finally put the thing that was as hard as a beef stick into the garbage bag
"It's finally over, tonight's thing is Teng Han's!" Zhang Lifeng smiled, wiped it, and then got up with difficulty.
His legs were so numb that he couldn't move at this time, and he just wanted Li Yongli to support him, but before he could say anything, the whole person lost his center of gravity and sat in the pit.