Since tomorrow is Singles' Day.,At the request of the book friends in the group.,Wrote a special article on Singles' Day.,Why don't you write it tomorrow.,What's that?,The author Jun is also a member of our big FFF group.,Tomorrow I made an appointment to celebrate the holiday with my roommates.,So there may be no time to update.。 Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It's the middle of the night, and the two drunkards, Yinshi and Yue, are still getting drunk in the bar of the mother-in-law of Dengshi.

Yinshi was already drunk, lying on the bar, shaking the glass, half-open eyes, looking at the ice cubes floating in the orange liquid, and sighed with some sadness, "Tomorrow is Singles' Day again, this festival belongs to us, every time it is ...... time"

As he spoke, Yinshi's eyes were full of tears, and he looked up and drank it again.

"You're not too young, it's time to find one." Granny Denshi stood at the bar and wiped her glass, and comforted Gintoki.

Hearing the words of the mother-in-law, Catherine frowned at Yinshi on the side, and laughed, "Hahahaha, just like him, who will fall in love with him, hahahaha." ”

"Smack!" Putting the wine glass on the bar counter heavily, Yinshi burped, patted the shoulder of the moon sitting next to him, and looked at the moon with a complicated gaze, envy and jealousy said that he was like this, "I also want to find one, but I'm waiting for ** silk, which is like this kid, the peach blossom luck has been a little scary recently, damn it, sooner or later, I'm going to burn you to death." ”

Yue rolled her eyes, rubbed her brows with some annoyance, tomorrow is Singles' Day, thinking of the same request made by several different women, his head is about to explode, Ah Miao, Xinnu, Yue Yong, these violent women, and the black-bellied woman of Sanye, think about the end of the hangover chapter in the original book...... I was dripping, he covered his eyes, and he couldn't imagine the wonderful picture.

Hey, Yue sighed, picked up the wine on the table that her mother-in-law had just brought up, raised her neck and drank it clean, turned her head to Yinshi and sighed, "How do you know my bitterness, now full?" I'm not a peach blossom luck, I'm a peach blossom robbery! ”

"Peach Blossom Tribulation? I'm willing to give me a peach blossom robbery, but Yinsang doesn't even have peach blossoms, not to mention peach blossoms, and there is no dog tail grass. Yinshi squinted his eyes and said in a strange manner.

Yue told Yinshi about several women asking him to go shopping tomorrow at the same time, and Yinshi also frowned when he heard it, and said a little heavily, "You're really dangerous......"

Hearing Yinshi's words, Yue suddenly burst into tears, you can finally understand me, and was about to ask Yinshi if there was any good countermeasure, but he continued.

"Your wallet probably won't survive tomorrow, but it's a pity, it's better for us to empty your wallet tonight." As he spoke, Yinshi was going to take out the moon's wallet.

Yue watched as Yinshi groped around with a black line, pushed him away, and straightened up the clothes that had been messed up by Yinshi.

Seeing Yue sitting there with a sad face, Grandma Dengshi said casually, "Since you can't go, then don't favor one or the other, and refuse them all." ”

Yue nodded, this method is also possible, and now it is the only way to do it.

"That's right, Yue, tomorrow the wig calls us out to play, saying that we want to enjoy our festival, you can come along." Yinshi pinched his nose and hummed this sentence, as if he was very reluctant to see the moon coming.

Wig? Our holiday? Isn't he a little loose, whatever, anyway, he won't be in the store tomorrow, and he can go anywhere.

Make an appointment for tomorrow, and the moon got up and said goodbye to Yinshi.

On Singles' Day.

Yue called those tigresses one by one, saying that Yinshi had something very important to do there, so he couldn't go to the appointment today, and he was entangled for a while on the other side of the phone, and finally agreed to him.

Oh yes! Yue jumped three feet high excitedly, cleaned up, locked the door of the store, and ran out in a hurry.

When I arrived at the place agreed with Gintoki, under the stone monument in Oedo Park, Tsuki saw a wig wearing a fat black robe, a big F on the back of the black robe, and a match in his hand, but he didn't see Elizabeth's figure, which was really rare. But don't say that you are not allowed to burn people on the street, even if you let him burn it, take such a thin match to burn? Yue rolled her eyes, this guy is getting more and more idiot, I really don't want to get close to him, what should I do if I am infected by his idiot breath?

Seeing Tsuki's figure, the idiot wig immediately waved at Tsuki, and Tsuki couldn't pretend not to know him, and walked to him helplessly under the surprised gazes of everyone in the park.

When Yue walked to the wig, the wig took out the FFF regimental uniform that had been prepared a long time ago, put it on Yue without saying a word, and said mysteriously in Yue's ear, "Yue, we will use the identity of the FFF regiment to circle people today, and we will definitely be able to bring many lost lambs closer to our revolution...... No, in the ranks of the Raiders! ”

Yue Yi had a black line, and he didn't want to pay attention to this idiot, but the wig suddenly pulled out from behind the stele a silver-haired man who was also wearing an FFF regimental uniform.

I said why didn't I see Ginshi...... The corners of Yue's mouth twitched unnaturally.

When the people got together, the three of them began the itinerary of Singles' Day, KTV, casino, horse racing, small steel ball shop, game hall...... In the amazement of the people, the three people in FFF uniforms visited all the places where Kabukicho could play, except for Miao's escort shop, of course.

At night, a teahouse, after a whole day of embarrassment, Yue and Yinshi are also adapting, and at this moment the three of them are sitting around a round table eating hot pot.

Hey, the day finally passed without danger, Yue fished out a vegetable leaf from the pot, blew it, swallowed it in his mouth, and then looked at Yinshi and the wig, he had already started to fight for a small amount of beef in the pot, and he was in the dark, and his nose was blue and his face was swollen.

It's good to go all day during the day and eat a small hot pot at night, so why go shopping and suffer those sins.

"Isn't it nice not to go shopping with those tigresses today?" A voice rang in the ears of the moon.

Or Yinshi understands me, nodded, Yuemei ate a shiitake mushroom, the mushroom just entered his mouth, and suddenly noticed that something was wrong, this is not Yinshi's voice.

When I looked up, I saw a smiling Miao, and there were cold-faced Xinnu and Yueyong behind her, and Sanye looked at him gently, but how did I feel that there was a gloomy feeling behind this smile.

"If Kagura hadn't told us that Gintoki was fooling around with a wig today, we would have almost believed you."

"Click, click", Ah Miao clenched her fists, her bones made a crisp sound, and the letter girl and Yue Yong behind her were also gearing up.

"Yue, accept the punishment!"

"Ahh

Finally, Happy Singles' Day to all!