It's July, and the summer in H City is very hot. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Phu Quoc Community, a community that was originally very quiet, changed because of a person's singing.

A man wearing a trouser vest and slippers walked on the oil road in the community, selling his own devil's voice as he walked.

"Learn from Xiaoguan, be a good example, go out and find a job. Ohyes, I'm free. ”

This person is Guan Xiaowen, today Guan Xiaowen got up early to take the car, and according to the address of the apartment, he was ready to go to his new home.

Knock knock knock.....

"Is there anyone?" Guan Xiaowen stood at the door and knocked on the door.

"Who, knock on the door in the morning so that people don't sleep." A lazy voice came from the room.

"Is this a dream apartment?" Xiao Guan asked outside the door.

The door opened, and a dead face poked out of the door and said, "Yes, are you a new tenant?" ”

"Hmm," Xiao Guan nodded.

"Come in, the house on the north side is yours, don't disturb my sleep if there's nothing to do." As he spoke, he walked into the bedroom next to him and closed the door.

"It's really pretending." Xiao Guan despised the way.

But when Guan Xiaowen looked in the direction of his bedroom, he was blindfolded.

"Damn, there's two bedrooms, what the hell." Looking at the two doors facing him, Xiao Guan said hesitantly.

Walking to the middle of the two doors, Guan Xiaowen stood there and looked at it carefully:

"With my genius brain, and my strong arms, I can judge. If you choose a door and it can't be opened, then you can be sure that the house is mine. Haha, I'm a genius. ”

Grab the handle of the door on the right side and twist it hard, and the door opens.

"What a powerful intuition!" Guan Xiaowen shook his head and walked in narcissistically.

The cleanliness of the room surprised Xiaoguan, the furniture was placed very neatly, and the only fly in the ointment was that the style of the room was too feminine.

Lying on the comfortable bed, he stretched his waist and said: "I found a treasure, this bed is really comfortable, such a low price, the environment is so good." Take a shower, get a good night's sleep, and go out tomorrow to find a job. ”

Stood up and locked the door, took off his sweaty clothes, and walked to the bathroom.

The door of the bathroom was very tight, Guan Xiaowen twisted the handle hard, and walked in.

The bathroom was cloudy, and the tub behind the curtain was already filled with hot water. Guan Xiaowen thought to himself, "The environment of this apartment is really good, the bath has an automatic heating system, although it is not as good as at home, but it is already very good." ”

As he spoke, he walked into the bath and sat down. Stretching out his legs, the soft touch made Guan Xiaowen feel comfortable.

"It's such a comfortable bath."

Wow...

The water in the bath was lifted open by a huge force, and a head came out of the water. Guan Xiaowen was stunned when he saw this sudden head. Because of the line of sight, Guan Xiaowen only knew that this was a woman. The skin is very white, and the long silky black hair floats on the water. The woman also looked at Guan Xiaowen in a daze at this time, and the two looked at each other for a few seconds. Suddenly a loud cry rang out:

"Ahh Yes... Ahh

Guan Xiaowen hurriedly covered the woman's mouth and said, "Don't scream, misunderstanding." ”

The woman struggled to argue, but Guan Xiaowen's strength was very strong, and it was useless for him to argue. In the end, he didn't resist, and looked at Guan Xiaowen viciously. If eyes can kill people, the current Guan Xiaowen can't die anymore if he is already dead.

"I let go, you are not allowed to scream." Guan Xiaowen asked tentatively.

The woman heard Guan Xiaowen's words and nodded to him.

Guan Xiaowen tentatively let go of his hand. The woman didn't scream, but looked at Guan Xiaowen angrily and said, "You still don't let me go." ”

"I'll get out, I'll get out, it's all a misunderstanding." Saying that, Guan Xiaowen stood up and was about to go out.

Another scream, suddenly rang out.

"Ahh You sit down for me. The woman shouted.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and Guan Xiaowen hurriedly sat down. Seeing that the woman was about to scream again, she hurriedly covered the woman's mouth again and said, "Do you want everyone to know the current situation of the two of us?" If you don't mind, I don't care. ”

The woman was covered by Guan Xiaowen twice, and she saw things that she shouldn't see, and she was very depressed. Before you know it, tears flowed.

Guan Xiaowen saw the woman crying, and he couldn't get over it. Let go of your hand and say, "You give me the handkerchief by your side, and I'll wrap it around my body and go out first and hide for a while." You will carry them away, and I will come out. ok”

The woman nodded aggrievedly and said, "Hmm"

The woman reached out with a hand to get the towel, while Guan Xiaowen looked at the woman.

The woman took the towel to her side and saw Guan Xiaowen looking at her. Furious: "Pervert, you are really a pervert." ”

Guan Xiaowen put away his gaze and wrapped the towel around the important parts of his body in embarrassment, and walked out of the bathroom in a gloomy manner.

went out to put on his clothes, and Guan Xiaowen turned under the bed. After a while, the bathroom door opened. The woman poked her head out to look for Guan Xiaowen's figure and found that he had gone into hiding. Wrapping the bath towel around his body, he walked out of the bathroom and took his clothes back to the bathroom, put them on, and opened the door, and there were four people standing outside the room, two men and two women. A red-haired woman saw the woman open the door and asked, "Yang Yuxin, what's wrong with you." ”

The woman's face flushed, thinking of Guan Xiaowen's pervert. Angry, he hit his teeth and said to the red-haired woman: "I just took a bath and saw a cockroach peeping at me, which scared me." ”

The red-haired woman smiled and said, "Then this cockroach has a good eye!" ”

"I hate it, I haven't finished cleaning up yet, you guys go first, I'll be there in a while." Yang Yuxin said.

"Then let's go first, you hurry up." The red-haired woman waved her hand.

"Hmm"

Closing the door, Yang Yuxin did not find Guan Xiaowen, nor did she call Guan Xiaowen out.

When she heard the sound of the door closing outside, Yang Yuxin went out to check around and found that they were all gone, and no one was in the living room. Go back to your room and close the door. Yang Yuxin pinched her waist and said angrily: "Pervert, you come out for me." ”

Guan Xiaowen heard the woman's voice, squirmed, crawled out from under the bed, and scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Should you give me an explanation?" Yang Yuxin glared at Guan Xiaowen and said.

"Hehe, if I say I don't know my room and go wrong, can you believe me?" Guan Xiaowen asked tentatively.

"Do you think I believe it?" Yang Yuxin said.

"But that's the truth, I'm a tenant here, and I've just arrived, and I don't believe you asked the man who lived at the door, and he told me to let me go to your house." Guan Xiaowen said aggrievedly.

"Do you think I believe it?" Yang Yuxin said again.

"Believe it or not, no, you go ask him." Guan Xiaowen said.

"If you let me know that things are not what you say, I'll kill you. Get out," Yang Yuxin said angrily.

Hearing the woman say that she could leave, Guan Xiaowen slipped away and ran back to the opposite room.

After a few breaths, he said: "It turns out that the intuition of geniuses is only effective for women." ”