Chapter 9: The Heavenly Eye Talisman

After an afternoon of surfing the Internet at an Internet café near the Polytechnic University, and then ordering a lot of dishes at a small hot pot restaurant nearby, accompanied by a few bottles of beer, it was really refreshing. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Eating hot pot and drinking cold beer in winter, what can be more refreshing in the world than the feeling of ice and fire*?

With the strength of beer, Wu Jinfeng called Li Qin, who was in the same dormitory, and asked her not to come back at night. Li Qin thought that Wu Jinfeng and Zhang Kai wanted that, and said with a smile: "Understand, understand, you need to live in a two-person world, if you don't say it, I understand." ”

Wu Jinfeng's face turned even redder when Li Qin laughed, secretly glanced at Zhang Kai, and scolded: "Dead hoof, what are you talking about, I'm for your good." ”

"Hehe, understand, understand, don't worry, I won't come back to be a light bulb."

"Dead hooves, the more you talk about it, the more boundless it becomes." Wu Jinfeng spat and hung up the phone.

The small hot pot was eaten until about ten o'clock in the evening, and the two settled the bill and returned to Wu Jinfeng's dormitory at the Polytechnic University.

Zhang Kai took out the pile of talisman paper, pulled the talisman aside, put it away, picked out the two invisibility talismans, dipped one of them in some saliva, pasted it on Wu Jinfeng's back, and said, "Let's try the effect first." ”

Wu Jinfeng was affixed with an invisibility charm on his body, turned his head to look back, and asked as he looked, "How is it, how is it?" Does it work? Am I invisible? ”

Zhang Kai only felt that 10,000 grass and mud horses were galloping past, took out his mobile phone, and dialed the old Taoist, and as soon as the phone was connected, he couldn't help but scold: "Stinky Taoist, you big liar!" ”

"Little monkey cub, it's against you, your skin is itchy, right? How is Lao Tzu a liar? ”

"Didn't you say those talismans worked? Why not? Zhang Kai said angrily, Wu Jinfeng on the side heard that it had no effect, and his body couldn't help but tremble slightly, obviously very scared.

The old Taoist priest was visibly stunned, and then asked, "What talisman has no effect?" What symbols did you use? ”

"What symbol? Invisibility charms, it doesn't have any effect at all, what a! ”

When the old Taoist priest heard this, he almost fainted, "Stinky boy, what Lao Tzu taught you at the beginning, have you learned from dogs?" You don't know what invisibility the invisibility charm is, so you blame Lao Tzu? ”

Zhang Kai was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "What kind of stealth is the invisibility talisman for?" Does stealth still have to divide objects? ”

"Nonsense, what do you think?" The old Taoist priest couldn't help but scold, "Do you think that if you have an invisibility charm on your body, people all over the world will not be able to see you?" Ah, that's called stealth? Phew! You don't know how to think about it, is it possible? ”

"Since you can't be invisible, why is it called an invisibility charm?" Zhang Kai felt a little aggrieved and said, didn't the old Taoist priest mean that this invisibility talisman could not be invisible at all.

"Little monkey cub, Lao Tzu repeats it, you remember it for Lao Tzu! The invisibility talisman is to use the mana of the rune paper to hide the breath of the human soul, so that ordinary demons and monsters cannot detect it! Do you understand? ”

"Understood." I understand it, but to put it mildly, this invisibility charm is actually ineffective. It's only stealthy to demons and monsters, so I haven't seen demons and monsters, who knows if it's really effective?

"Remember?"

"Remembered."

"You little monkey cub, I really want to be angry with Lao Tzu, why did Lao Tzu accept you such a stupid person! I ask you, who did you give your invisibility charm to? ”

Zhang Kai was stunned and said, "My friend." ”

"Wrong, can't use it for him!"

"Why?" Zhang Kai asked puzzled.

"Have you ever fished?"

"Master, you don't know, my hometown is on the edge of a small river, how can I never catch fish?"

"Then you still have to ask Lao Tzu for such a simple reason?"

Zhang Kai was stunned, but then he figured it out, the hidden demons and monsters were obviously aimed at Wu Jinfeng, Wu Jinfeng is now equivalent to the bait for fishing, if she is also invisible, how can the fish be hooked?

Thinking of this, Zhang Kai said again: "I understand, Master, I know what to do." ”

"Lao Tzu has said it so clearly, if you monkey cub don't understand it anymore, just go buy a piece of tofu and die!" After speaking, the old Taoist priest hung up the phone vigorously.

Hanging up the phone, Zhang Kai stretched out his hand and ripped off the invisibility talisman on Wu Jinfeng's body, "Sister Feng, this invisibility talisman is only stealthy to demons and monsters, we all made a mistake just now." ”

"Really?" Wu Jinfeng asked with some suspicion.

"Naturally, it's true." The old Taoist priest swore by it, although Zhang Kai was still a little skeptical, but in order to reassure Wu Jinfeng, he could only insist that it was true.

As he spoke, Zhang Kai put another invisibility talisman on his backhand. "Sister Feng, that dirty thing is coming for you, so I can only grieve you."

Wu Jinfeng grabbed Zhang Kai's arm with some fear and said, "Kaizi, are you really sure to get rid of those dirty things?" ”

"Of course, don't forget, I'm a Taoist, isn't a Taoist priest who exorcises ghosts and hunts demons?"

Zhang Kai swore by it, but Wu Jinfeng was still a little uneasy, and said, "Kaizi, why don't we invite your master to come here?" ”

"Sister Feng!" Zhang Kai raised his voice and shouted, "Sister Feng, can't you trust me?" ”

"No, I'm just a little worried."

"Don't worry, Sister Feng, you don't have to bother my master with this little thing. Besides, my master is the master of the Xuanmen Sect, how can he be willing to go out of the mountain easily? Zhang Kai slapped his chest and said confidently.

"Okay then, what am I going to do later?"

"Wait a minute, just lie down in bed and sleep as usual, and I'll take care of the rest." Zhang Kai said, took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, just a few minutes after eleven o'clock. Zhang Kai took out the Tianyan talisman again, lit an incense candle with a match, and then lit the Tianyan talisman with the candle flame of the incense candle.

When the Tianyan talisman was about to burn out, Zhang Kai gently threw the talisman paper into the lunch box containing the well water. The ashes of the burning rune paper floated on the surface of the water. Zhang Kai stretched out his index finger and stirred it in the lunch box a few times, fully dissolving the ashes of the burning rune paper in the well water.

Looking at the black well water in the lunch box, Zhang Kai dipped his fingers in it, stretched out his hand and said to Wu Jinfeng: "Sister Feng, do you want to have some!" ”

Wu Jinfeng jumped away in fright and said, "I don't want it, I don't want it." ”

"Hehe, such a good thing, you can see it when you wipe your eyes, and you can see those things, are you sure you don't want to have it?" Zhang Kai said with a smile.

"You have to do it yourself, don't come to hurt me, I'm cowardly, scared!" Wu Jinfeng said from afar.