Chapter 185: Crazy Fish
As soon as he reached a lake, the wind stopped abruptly, and he was about to fall into the water, but the Netherworld actually kicked Chen Shuo, causing him to fall heavily to the ground, and he fell into the quiet water. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Chen Shuo, who was already deficient in qi and blood, really couldn't get up now, so he could only stare at the surface of the lake and wait for the netherworld to come out.
However, after the lake fell into it, there were a few ripples, and there was no movement!
"Nether? Stop playing, the sun is going down. ”
There was no response, not even a single bubble on the surface of the lake.
"That's not interesting, you come out quickly!"
Chen Shuo, who was weak-hearted, finally rubbed to the side of the lake, and carefully poked his head out, the water in the lake was not clear, and he couldn't see anything clearly except his own reflection.
Draw out a good sword and draw twice in the water, and there is still no response, shouldn't you be drowning?
A trace of the finger that had just been bled oozed into the lake, and the water began to change, gurgling as if it had been heated, and even bubbled.
Chen Shuo hurriedly took two steps back, and several gray-green fish jumped out of the water, and then the waves attracted larger schools of fish, jumping wildly on the water, several fell in the collision with each other, and even one was thrown to the shore unlucky.
The fish that was swept to land opened its mouth wide, and Chen Shuo tried to use his sword to turn it back into the lake, but was startled by its extremely sharp fangs.
The fluttering little fish grabbed the sword in one bite, and when it bit it, it made a clicking sound, and the panicked Chen Shuo hurriedly raised the sword and threw it wildly.
Waiting for the fish to enter the water again, Chen Shuo looked at the small depression on the blade of the sword, and his heart was broken, this cliff is a piranha!
Hearing that this kind of fish would unite to eat an elephant for a maximum of half an hour, Chen Shuo almost expected to turn into a ghost with white bones.
Although the Netherworld was not at ease, he dragged himself into the forest to hunt for treasure. However, in the end, he chose to sacrifice himself and ended up with no bones, even Chen Shuo, who looked down on life and death, felt unconsciously sour in his heart.
"What do you think?"
Chen Shuo, who was standing by the lake with a lot of emotion, suddenly heard a familiar voice, and the hairs on his body stood up, he wouldn't come to seek revenge so soon, right?
Looking back at the underworld with all four limbs, and even the clean clothes on his body, Chen Shuo said with a little sadness:
"Nether, look at it, people can't be resurrected after death, so it's better to reincarnate as soon as possible."
The Nether, who had been seen through, didn't seem to believe the reality that he had hung up, and raised his hands to compare them carefully. Then he smiled bitterly: "Then you still owe me a lot of money!" ”
"Don't worry about this, I will definitely burn it to you."
"Really?"
"Otherwise, you can take this wooden sign, and when you see Brother Ma Mian, you can use it to advance my salary. You spend it first, it's not enough...... Don't come up too! The first thing I did when I went out was to build you a mound of clothes. ”
"I can't see it, you have a good relationship with the yin below."
"We're just ordinary colleagues, working part-time."
"Then you borrow the corpse again and again to return the soul, it shouldn't be a seizure, but the welfare of the underworld, right?"
"Yes, yes, you're right. Brother Ma Mian likes to listen to people pat on the back, you say two more good words, and you will have a good baby in the next life. ”
"Hehe, you're so good to me, shouldn't you be tempted by me?"
"As long as you're happy, you can think whatever you want. Now that the two of us are clear, you should hurry up and get on the road, and you have to queue up to drink Meng Po soup! You look at the sun is a little big, and it's not good for the soul body to bask all the time......"
Wait, is there still a shadow of the soul?
"Hahaha, I knew you would fall under my charm one day." The ghost said, and patted Chen Shuo's stiff shoulder proudly.
was actually tricked by him, thinking back to his stupid behavior just now, Chen Shuo hoped from the bottom of his heart that he would turn back time and then strangle himself.
Appreciating his employer's expression of shame and indignation, Netherworld explained in a good mood: "There are a huge number of piranhas living in this lake, and they are all to protect the teleportation array at the bottom of the lake. However, as elite disciples, we must carry water-repellent beads with us. ”
"Then why are you kicking me, just give me a water-proof bead."
"The location of this teleportation array is random, and I've been here dozens of times, but I haven't thoroughly figured out the road conditions. It's better to let you wait where you are! ”
"Well, you're far-sighted, heroic, and satisfied?"
"You're just a verbal compliment! You must know that water-repellent beads are consumables, and they will be discarded after one use. So, you have to add money. ”
"Cut, if you hadn't dragged me to provoke that madman, how would I have ended up in the lake?" After speaking, Chen Shuo sat alone under the trunk of the tree and drank some pills to replenish qi and blood.
The brain turned quickly and asked coolly: "Do you know why this place is called Aurora Forest?" ”
"It's not because there's a lot of light in winter, right?"
"No, there are a lot of dangerous things here, and outsiders will die if they stray, referred to as the Aurora Forest."
Chen Shuo sighed and sighed: "I really appreciate your serious nonsense." ”
"To be reasonable, I abandoned the spirit beast for you, if you don't add money, forget it, and be sarcastic!"
"Are you really willing to put Linglong and the ghost in the phoenix? Don't you worry about them being eaten? ”
"No, we Phoenix don't eat unless we practice, and we don't drink if we don't drink Liquan." Suddenly, a childish voice came out from behind the tree, and then a creature appeared with only pale yellow fluff all over its body, which seemed to be a chick.
Netherworld asked with an unkind face, "What are you doing here?" ”
"Master, people miss you, you want to hug." It fluttered its little wings and pounced on Chen Shuo.
"You can't be running away from home, are you?"
"yes, isn't Rarity amazing!"
At this time, Chen Shuo had already imagined the scene of himself being burned into carbon slag.
Netherworld visibly suppressed his anger, and his tone became more and more resentful: "Hurry up and go back, or your brother will go crazy again." ”
"No, it's so big, Rarity wants to check it out. By the way, they also brought the big bird and the big cat out together! As he spoke, he patted the red bag hanging around his neck.
"Huh?" Hearing this, the Netherworld was stunned, squatted down, and asked with a kind smile: "Bring it over and let me see it." ”
"No, unless you take Rarity out to play." It twisted its buttocks, turned its back to the two, and squatted on the ground, looking like soft glutinous rice balls.
"Rarity, you're obedient, give us the bag first, and I'll take you out next time." The strange Shu millet coaxed softly.
"Alas, well. Then take them away. Rarity pities to herself, "It's a big deal for me to go back and be burned to death by Brother Lie." Isn't it just reborn from the fire, it doesn't hurt at all, woo woo. ”
If you can still do this, then it is really inferior......
"Alright, don't cry, let's get out quickly."
Chen Shuo looked at the ghost who suddenly agreed suspiciously, only to see that the other party secretly winked.
Okay, whatever you want, you can bring it if you say it. Anyway, if that old phoenix is angry, it won't burn my backyard.