Chapter 88: What a good madman
"Yes, you're right, why didn't I think of it?"
The kitchen knife in his hand was slowly lowered, and the hand that grabbed Pandora slowly let go. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
At this time, he looked completely like a normal person who had been enlightened, and his face was enlightened.
Li Yan secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart. I'll go, the power of these two star stones is too strong, even a madman can do it, it's simply an artifact that touches the soul and replenishes the energy of the soul!
Taking advantage of his slight soberness, Li Yan stretched out his hand and said, "Give me the kitchen knife, I'll rush home to chop vegetables." ”
The madman was stunned for a moment, and Mu Mu said, "Okay." Remember to cut me a shredded radish, I want to eat shredded radish fried meat. ”
As he spoke, he obediently handed the kitchen knife to Li Yan.
Looking at this scene, everyone around was shocked!
Oh my God, this madman really listened to that young man! What kind of person is this, in a few words, he actually convinced a madman!? It's just that negotiators and psychologists aren't so godly, right?
After all, the one on the other side is a madman, and he can't communicate normally at all!
At this time, the few policemen who had just arrived were also dumbfounded. One of the policemen breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Tell the captain that the crisis is initially resolved, and let the snipers not rush to shoot." ”
Another policeman also said with admiration: "I heard that this patient has just escaped from a mental hospital, and even the doctor has cut a few wounds, but I didn't expect it to be so easy for a young man to do it!" ”
Li Yan hurriedly took the kitchen knife and put it behind him. Then he said to the madman: "That, the one next to you is not Xiaomei, she is my woman." Come, give her back to me, and then you remember to work hard and struggle, so that even if your Xiaomei doesn't look back for you, there will definitely be better women who take the initiative to find you! ”
The madman looked at Li Yan and then at Pandora, hesitated, and asked confusedly, "Are your breasts big?" ”
The corners of Li Yan's and Pandora's mouths twitched at the same time.
Li Yan had no choice but to say, "It must be bigger than hers." Pandora's face turned red again, and she glared at Li Yan fiercely.
But the madman was visibly pleased, and let go of Pandora's hand.
Li Yan naturally took Pandora's hand, and while slowly retreating, he said to the madman very calmly: "It's okay now, it's not too early, you should go home early." Do you remember how to do that? ”
The madman looked serious, clenched his fist and said, "I see! I want to work hard, work hard, buy a car and a house, and let my Xiaomei come back to me by herself! ”
The surrounding melon-eating masses were deeply touched and infected, and a few teenagers who had just returned from decadence in the Internet café were even moved to tears. Look at it, a madman lives so inspiringly, is there super positive energy!?
Guys like us with hands and feet and normal brains, if we don't work hard to live well, we are even worse than crazy!
Li Yan held a kitchen knife in one hand and Pandora in the other, Pandora led the little boy, and the three of them slowly retreated and slowly left the madman. The mother hurriedly ran over and tearfully held the little boy in her arms.
"Ash, you scared your mother to death, you know!"
Li Yan and Pandora looked back, only to see that the madman was still clenching his fists behind him, and said with firm eyes: "Work hard, struggle!" Buy a car and buy a house! ”
"Hard, struggle! Buy a car and buy a house! ”
The voice is getting more and more excited and high-spirited.
Seeing that the crisis was resolved, several police officers and the mentally ill family members also rushed up and caught the madman. The madman was still shouting inspirationally in the crowd: "Let go of me, I want to work hard, struggle, buy a car and a house!" ”
Several family members said with relief: "It seems that the condition is much better, and it is not so crazy." ”
At this time, since Li Yan was already far away, the effectiveness of the star stone slowly disappeared.
The madman only felt something cool, calm, and gentle in his body passing, and suddenly became bored and agitated. A couple of doctors in white coats came to put him in a bondage suit, but the madman was furious, and after yelling "you adulterers," he bit one of the doctors on the shoulder.
The doctor screamed and cried out, "him, hurry up and help me pull this madman away, ah--bite me!" ”
There was a big mess over there, and Li Yan here said to Pandora angrily: "Didn't you die just now!" Do you know how dangerous this is? ”
If Pandora hadn't suddenly rushed out just now, Li Yan would have immediately activated the martial soul advent card, and knocked down the madman in three or two strokes, there wouldn't have been so many things later.
Pandora said a little aggrieved: "I originally wanted to save that child, but I didn't expect you to move so fast." ”
Li Yan was a little angry. "In the future, let the man come first!?"
Pandora also pouted in annoyance, "Why are you talking to me so loudly!" Also, what did you just say that I am your woman, you explain it to me! Who promised to be your woman, am I such a casual person? Also, what else do you say about boobs...... What do you mean by saying that's bigger than mine! ”
Li Qinghua watched the two of them quarrel a little pitifully, and then said cautiously: "Is this the point?" ”
Li Yan and Pandora turned their heads to her at the same time and said, "Don't talk! ”
Li Qinghua shrugged helplessly. "Okay, let's quarrel, let's quarrel at once."
"Hmph, don't make any noise, I have nothing to say to him!" Pandora turned away and strode away.
Li Yan looked at her back a little helplessly, and said to Li Qinghua: "She's really angry? ”
Li Qinghua also looked at her back a little inexplicably and said, "I don't know." She's not usually like this, but today she's a little weird. ”
In the distance, Pandora stomped her feet as she walked, and said angrily: "Damn wood, they saved you, and you still don't appreciate it at all!" You still quarrel with me, hum, I'm! ”
I couldn't help but glance back fiercely. "What else do you say I'm your woman, what do you think of this girl, hum!"
Li Yan and Li Qinghua returned to the hotel, took their things and prepared to leave after paying the bill. Ash's mother came over again and pulled them to say a lot of words of gratitude.
When he finally got ready to leave, he turned around and suddenly found that Pandora had returned to him.
She glanced at Li Yan and looked like she was ignoring it. But something was thrown over coldly, and Li Yan hurriedly caught it. If you look closely, it's a bottle of medicinal oil.
"Hey, your knees are all scratched, and you won't find some medicated oil to apply it! You're good at bullying girls, huh! ”
Big eyes, red lips, and a little angry look, but cute and beautiful.
Li Yan looked at the medicinal oil in his hand in surprise, and looked up at Pandora again, only to find that she had already picked up Li Qinghua with one hand and left.
The night wind lifted her black hair like a black wave, and there was a flowing light sliding on it.
There is a faint and girlish fragrance.
Li Yan took the medicinal oil and stood in place scratching his head a little.