Chapter 65 Private Customization
Just when the scene was developing in the direction that was inappropriate for children, Chen Shuo half-squinted his eyes in anticipation, countless brown and black hairs appeared on the proprietress body, covering her whole body, and after her limbs landed on the ground, she stretched her neck and raised her head and shouted: "Ou~woo~"
These sisters turned out to be werewolves, and Chen Shuo could only sigh that his luck was so good that he couldn't stop it. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info people who have seen the animal world know that wolves never move alone, her screaming voice, the standard call to friends! I can't stop imagining the wolves coming from all directions, and I don't know how many pieces I will be torn into at this time.
However, her howling voice was hoarse, and she didn't see a helper for a long time, as if she realized that she was willing, she turned her head and glared at He Muqing, opened her bloody mouth and pounced.
With a "bang", the majestic proprietress was knocked into the wall.
He Muqing, who had cold eyes, stepped forward slowly, picked up her neck with a sword, turned around and asked softly, "Do you want a wolf skin coat?" ”
"Senior brother, no, no need. Actually, she didn't do anything, let's go to the hospital and have a look. ”
"Hey, you're all bullying others, and people don't follow them!" Faced with the werewolf's sudden coquettishness, Chen Shuo grabbed the senior brother whose eyes were on fire.
"Eldest sister, looking at the color of your fur, it is not small, is it appropriate to talk like this?"
"I hate it, there is a kind uncle who told people that women can only find Ruyi Langjun if they talk delicately."
"That uncle is single, right?"
"Huh, how do you know?"
"Only this kind of dick straight man would want a woman to not pick her shoulders and lift her hands, to cover her light and pay for his inexplicable self-esteem."
The proprietress fell into deep thought, suddenly felt a pain in her tail, looked at the person holding her hair in surprise in her hand, and asked a little sluggishly, "What are you doing?" ”
"Hehe, I see you have dirty things on your tail, help you pat it." Chen Shuo clenched the best wolf in his hand, thinking that when he went back, he could make a brush and give it to the stingy master.
"Nasty, don't you know that beasts can't touch their tails?" After that, she actually showed a shy expression through her thick hair.
Chen Shuo, who doesn't study much about spirit beasts, is stunned, he can't pluck your two hairs and have to make a private decision for life, right?
"Ahh Let go! She was bitten by Jixiang's tail and screamed in horror.
"Phew, you are willing to bite when Lao Tzu is willing to bite, we all accidentally bumped into each other, do you understand?"
When people are knives and I am fish, the proprietress can only nod pitifully, curled up in the corner.
"Explain why you invited us here?"
"The slave family's hometown is in Tianlang Mountain, and on the full moon night a month ago, he lost his mind and ran to the deep mountain forbidden area, and when he woke up, he went to Yong'an City. A masked man gave me a jade bracelet that inhibited my transformation, on the condition that I be the proprietress of the tavern. ”
"Getting to the point." Auspicious bared his teeth and threatened
"The point is that I just do what I'm told, and I don't know anything else. Just now there was a small note on my desk, asking me to invite you in, and the longer it dragged on, the better. ”
Holding the note and reading it for a long time, Chen Shuo, who was confused, began to wonder who could predict their actions? Just when he was stunned, He Muqing took the strip and shattered it into slag with a handful.
Only when his anger did not subside, Chen Shuo seized the opportunity to inquire about the news: "Then the boss, let's talk to us about Dr. Bai next door, right?" ”
"I really only know a little bit of skin, and I have a good name, but I'm actually a working boy. I can only tell you that Dr. Bai has the support of a master behind him, and when that person came to charter the room for him, he casually gave me a fixed pill as a reward. ”
This mysterious person seems to have a certain foundation, and there are priceless elixirs in the territory of the Manjushri sect, but he gives rewards casually. It seems that money is indeed something outside his body in his eyes, so what does he want Dr. Bai to do?
Seeing that it was about to dawn, the three of them decided to return to the inn first before making plans. As soon as the door was closed, Chen Shuo, who was holding back his doubts, was the first to speak: "Senior brother, how are you over there?" ”
"Didn't I tell you both to wait for me where you were? Why run around? He Muqing's eyes widened with anger, the first time he saw a gentle person angry, Chen Shuo's mind was blank with fright.
"Don't shout, isn't it okay for the two of us?" auspicious came up to relieve the siege.
"Shut up, what if something happens to Chen Shuo?" He Muqing grabbed Jixiang's collar and roared angrily.
"You don't play prestige here, don't you know what you've done?" Jixiang also lost his temper and shouted without scruples.
Feeling that the atmosphere was getting more and more uncontrollable, Chen Shuo hurriedly acted as a peacemaker, "Come, let's drink more water and calm down." ”
"You guys stay here obediently for me, and don't leave the inn for a single step." Enraged, he slammed the door shut and left alone.
In the silent room, Chen Shuo made eye contact with Jixiang for a while, and laughed in unison, this year is really something that others don't let you do, the more you want to challenge it~
On a cloudless sunny day, Dr. Bai opened the door as usual to serve the masses, and Chen Shuo and Jixiang heard firecrackers, gongs and drums as soon as they ran to the alley, coupled with the rhythm of lion dance, it seems that a new store has opened.
I saw the fat boss shouting loudly: "Come on, come on!" Don't miss it, everyone. 10 spirit stones, you can't buy them and suffer losses, 10 spirit stones, you can't buy them! The new store opens, and the business is thin, buy two get one free. ”
It is human nature to be greedy for cheapness, and after a while, the store was full of people eating melons. However, the crowd fled the moment the boss lifted the plaque, and the curious Chen Shuo went up against the current to take a closer look.
The moment he saw the plaque, Chen Shuo lost his language function on the spot, and it was a gorgeously decorated coffin shop!
The boss shouted for a long time before he caught a passer-by who didn't run away, and enthusiastically introduced: "Our house is a national chain, not only providing coffins, but also buying a cemetery to send coffins!" ”
"Get out! It's so unlucky. Passerby A desperately broke free from the sales pitch and ran away with both hands and feet.
Seeing that the boss was about to sell to himself again, Chen Shuo hurriedly retreated, but was stunned and tripped up.
The boss who seized the opportunity hurriedly went up and asked solemnly: "People are inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather!" You know what that means? ”
Chen Shuo, who was sitting on the ground, never expected that the owner of the coffin shop would talk to him about his philosophy of life.
This means that our store can provide not only burials at the foot of the mountain, but also sky burials on the grassland! Our long-term suona team can also score music based on the life deeds of the guests! ”
Chen Shuo, who was hit by the culture shock, endured the pain in his ankle, lifted the auspiciousness, and ran away in three steps and two steps.
I only heard that the boss still did not give up the publicity, and howled in his throat: "We also have a private customized service, and door-to-door cremation is also available!" ”
Finally out of the sound range of crazy advertising, Chen Shuo suddenly admired the vision of this boss a little, opening next door to Dr. Bai's medical hall, it was simply a one-stop service rhythm.