Chapter 198: Purer Than Distilled Water
The king turned his head and glared at Hao Qiang, and then walked downstairs angrily. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Brother Qiang, I see that the king is getting more and more like that to you." Han Cheng said meaningfully.
Hao Qiang hurriedly explained: "I don't have a complicated relationship with her, don't think too much." ”
"Brother Qiang, don't be too modest, don't I know your skills yet?" Han Cheng praised.
Hao Qiang suddenly said modestly: "I won the award, in fact, what I like is the big crystal palace of the two-dimensional Meng Mei." ”
"Excellent! Your behavior of occupying the pit and not beeping has successfully stimulated the nerves of the single dog, and if I don't do something, I can't say anything. As soon as Han Cheng's palm was raised, the miniature bomb was swung out again.
At this time, many citizens of the Demon Slayer Group rushed to the door of the stairs, and after seeing Hao Qiang, they threw out weak bombs again.
Hao Qiang hid in the corner of the roof of the building, jumped onto the wall on the roof, and jumped down after the bomb Han Cheng threw began to explode.
The citizens of the Demon Slayer Regiment were stunned, Hao Qiang actually jumped off the building like this? It shouldn't be.
"Don't think about it, Hao Qiang will definitely not jump off the building directly, but just jump down the window, let's continue to chase!"
Under the leadership of Han Cheng, the citizens of the Demon Slayer also ran downstairs.
Not long after Hao Qiang went downstairs, he saw citizens rushing to deal with him from all directions, some of them grabbed bombs, and those who didn't have bombs also held kitchen knives, baseball bats and other weapons, but the threat level of these citizens to him was basically equal to zero, so he didn't care too much, so he casually picked a direction with fewer people and ran away.
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It lasted until the early hours of the morning, Hao Qiang finally got rid of the entanglement of the citizens of the Demon Slayer Group, and probably no one was stupid enough to chase Hao Qiang and not even sleep, after all, to defeat Hao Qiang, a perverted madman, you need to be mentally prepared for a long-term struggle.
Hao Qiang didn't want to bother Xu Hui at this time, walked to the bottom of an elevator apartment, then climbed to the eighteenth floor through the window, and got into the living room of a resident whose lights had been turned off through the window, and then slipped to the guest room, closed the door and fell asleep by himself.
Maybe his approach is a little inappropriate, but since he already has the identity of a perverted madman, there are not so many rules and regulations, he just needs to be worthy of his heart and not touch the bottom line.
Things like eating and sleeping are already the bare minimum that a wanted criminal can do.
When Hao Qiang woke up from sleep, the sky was already bright, and he secretly sighed that he had slept too deeply, but since it had been delayed, there was no need to worry.
He walked out of the room with peace of mind, went to the bathroom to wash his face, and then as if staying at his own home, Shi Shiran walked to the kitchen, took the bowl and chopsticks, and then walked to the dining room, sat on the stool, and began to enjoy other people's breakfast.
The hostess at the dinner table and her daughter both had stunned expressions and turned into life-size wax figures, motionless, with their mouths open enough to swallow the boiled eggs on the table.
Hao Qiang took an egg and poured another glass of milk before looking at the hostess.
Hao Qiang also feels that he is lucky, he can meet beautiful women in any family, and when her husband is not at home, it is simply a crime to hook people?
However, Hao Qiang's immunity to three-dimensional women is not just as strong? Ever since he saw the two-dimensional cute girl, he has rarely had any fantasies about the three-dimensional women.
The hostess was about to scream and want to protect her daughter, but Hao Qiang spoke.
"You're welcome, just like your own family, you don't have to be suspicious, I'm definitely not a good person. Eat first, if you don't eat, how can you have the strength to get on fire? Hao Qiang said extremely shamelessly.
Caught in the fire? This word, as long as it is not an ignorant little girl, probably almost all women can understand the meaning of this word, if it is just an ordinary man who says this, the hostess will not be too afraid, because there is also the presence of the police.
But if it is a wanted criminal who is called a perverted madman, how can the hostess be calm? Coupled with the fact that she has no man in her family, and only one daughter depends on her for her life, how can she not be afraid of Hao Qiang's aggression?
It's just that in the current environment, if Hao Qiang wants to do something to her, she is powerless to resist at all, even if she calls the police, it will be after the fact, and at that time, what should she do?
Moreover, Hao Qiang is a complete pervert, and it is not clear whether Hao Qiang will still target her daughter.
Thus, motherly love began to manifest.
"Please...... Don't hurt my daughter, you can do whatever you want to me. The woman said through tears through gritted teeth.
"Alright, just kidding, it scares you. Actually, I'm not as bad as I was rumored, but it's true that I eat bully meals regularly. So, you treat me as just a diner, and when you're done, I'm gone. Hao Qiang explained.
"Really?" The woman couldn't believe it, and became more and more skeptical of the truth of the saying that seeing is believing and hearing is false.
"Of course, if you don't believe it, let your daughter prove my innocence, after all, children are quite accurate in seeing people." Then Hao Qiang said to the little girl: "Little sister, do you think your uncle is a good person or a bad person." ”
The little girl is only a few years old, and she speaks in a very childish soft and glutinous voice.
"You're a monster, you're a big villain! You made your mother cry, and the men who made your mother cry are the big bad guys. ”
Hao Qiang had no choice but to laugh dryly and eat the shelled egg.
The next atmosphere became a little silent, only Hao Qiang and the little girl were eating breakfast, but the hostess was staring at Hao Qiang tightly, for fear that Hao Qiang would be hungry in the next second.
But soon the doorbell rang, which made Hao Qiang's heart tighten, could it be that the people in the Demon Slayer Group had become so active? The charm of money is really great.
Hao Qiang wiped his mouth with toilet paper and said, "It's time for me to go, thank you for your hospitality." ”
"Wait! Can you do me a favor? The hostess said with some embarrassment.
Hao Qiang saw that the hostess didn't dare to look at him, and naturally made up something in his heart, so he sat down and said: "Well, you know, although I am called a pervert, but in fact, I am purer than distilled water, although it is nothing to help you solve physiological problems, but I still have a little resistance in my heart, after all, once I get up casually, I am really not human......"
"You think about it too much, the person who rang the doorbell is probably my ex-husband, and he wants to ask me for money to buy lottery tickets, can you help me get rid of him?"
Hao Qiang immediately clapped his hand and said: "This kind of thing is a trivial matter, if the person who knocked on the door is really your ex-husband, I will make him dare not appear in front of you in his life." ”
Hao Qiang stood up and walked to the door, and from the cat's eye, there was indeed only a middle-aged man in disheveled clothes.
Therefore, Hao Qiang directly opened the door and dragged the middle-aged man into the house.
After the middle-aged man came back to his senses, his face suddenly became extremely ugly when he saw Hao Qiang in the room.
"Li Ru, you has learned to find a little white face? Don't forget, the divorce agreement hasn't been signed yet. If you go out of the wall, Lao Tzu will go to the court to sue you and ask you to compensate Lao Tzu for mental damages! ”
"Zheng Hong, what kind of man are you? Just know how to buy a lottery ticket, how don't you die in the lottery center? As your ex-wife, I advise you to quit the addiction of buying lottery tickets, otherwise your life will be over! Li Ru stood up and said angrily.