Chapter 13: Jokes

Bingde watched Xu Lan take out another pair of words, and after seeing the words written on it, he sighed that this child was not polite and made the best use of things. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Xu Lan saw that Shunzi and Steward Zhao were already waiting at the door. He handed over the word to Steward Zhao, and told him to keep it well, but after speaking, he was not at ease, thinking that he still had something to do, and handed the word to Shunzi.

Xu Lancai looked at Bingde apologetically and said that she would follow the little monk to the prison prison. Bingde and the little monk took Xu Lan and his party to the hospital prison. The wardener is still receiving visitors. Seeing Bingde and the abbot, the little monk led people to the side hall and let them rest for a while.

After a while, the superintendent came over, and the little monk hurriedly replied to the abbot's words and presented a note.

After reading the note, the hospital supervisor nodded, and Xu Lan stepped forward to salute, and then introduced Steward Zhao. Bingde stood up and said that the old abbot was still waiting for Xu Lan to go back for lunch together, and asked Steward Zhao and the hospital supervisor to make an appointment to talk about it again. Xu Lan saw that it was indeed noon, so she instructed Steward Zhao, and the hospital supervisor confessed the crime and followed Bingde out.

Xu Lan silently followed Monk Bingde, she probably only reached his chest, and estimated that her height should be one meter eight, her body was thin, her posture was straight, and she walked quite gracefully.

"The abbot's writing is really good, it's the first time I've seen such a good handwriting." Xu Lan had nothing to say.

"Hmm," Monk Bingde answered, and then fell silent.

"Is it that the monks in the temple are all writing well," Xu Lan did not give up.

"Okay"

"Wouldn't it be better to leave the abbot?"

"Not bad"

Xu Lan saw that he cherished words like treasures, and the more interested she became.

"Have you been following the abbot?"

"Yes"

"Have you been to a lot of places?"

"Yes"

"Where have you been?"

Bingde stopped, turned around and looked sideways at Xu Lan with a pair of eyes.

Xu Lan looked at him and touched her nose and laughed a few times.

This is not a two-word answer.

"Ask the abbot," Bingde turned and continued walking.

Xu Lan rolled her eyes fiercely when she heard this answer. Hurry up and keep up.

"When I was in the country before, I heard a joke, and I'll tell it to you."

Xu Lan didn't wait for Bingde to answer, so she said to herself.

"There was a little monk who ran into the courtyard in the middle of the night with a long bamboo pole, waving and hitting the night sky, making a lot of trouble. Finally, the old monk was alarmed. The old monk drank and asked, "The third watch doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what the hell are you doing?" The little monk replied with the courage to pluck up fear: "Master, I want the stars in the sky, but no matter how hard I wield, I can't beat them...... The old monk was immediately furious when he heard this, and scolded loudly: You big fool, you don't even know such a simple question, it's really unforgivable." How can you fight in that kind of place... You won't climb on the roof. ”

After Xu Lan finished speaking, she saw that Bingde did not react.

"One day, two postmen met at a roadside stall for dinner during their lunch break, and shortly after they sat down a snail crawled in front of the left side of their seat, and one of the postmen was so angry that he trampled the snail to death, and his companion asked him, 'Did the snail provoke you?' He said, 'Yes! I've never seen such an annoying snail, it's been with me all morning. ”

Still no response.

"Once upon a time, there was a man who was very afraid of his wife. One day, he stole a box of rice cakes while his wife was not at home. was discovered by his wife at night, scolded him severely, and punished him for kneeling three times before he was allowed to sleep. The next day, the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't figure it out, and he didn't know why his life was so bad, so he went to the street to find a fortune teller to tell his fortune. The fortune teller asked, "How much is Gui Geng?" He hurriedly replied: "I didn't kneel for long, I only knelt until the third watch." The fortune teller said, "I'm not asking this, I'm asking you how old you are?" He said, "How many boxes do I dare to steal?" I only ate one box"

Xu Lan finally knew how high this person's laughter was. was about to make persistent efforts, but he had already reached the side hall.

"Senior Brother Bingde, when I arrive, I still have a lot of jokes, I'll tell you next time."

After a few breaths, I suddenly heard the word "good".

Xu Lan's jaw fell, it turned out that Monk Bingde was still listening carefully, and he didn't even hear him call him senior brother.

Xu Lan guessed in her heart that this guy was probably a sullen place, but it was a pity that such a big grass became a monk.

When Xu Lan arrived at the side hall, she felt that she was so hungry that her chest was pressed against her back.

When the old abbot saw them coming back, he turned to the side hall, where the six-colored vegetarian food was already on the table, and naturally it was much better than the restaurant.

The three of them sat down, and the old abbot asked him not to be formal, so Xu Lan unceremoniously took the rice bowl and started eating.

I haven't eaten well in the past few days, and today the matter has been resolved, and my heart is happy, so naturally everything I eat is delicious.

I didn't feel enough to eat anything, so I naturally let go of the big food.

Bingde watched Xu Song eat with relish, wondering if the kitchen in the courtyard had changed chefs. How he ate and yesterday

What does it taste like a day?

Both the abbot and Bingde ate half a bowl of rice.

Xu Song touched his stomach, he was full, and he was also eating.

"Master Abbot, your food here is really delicious!" Xu Song praised again and again. In a previous life, it was all natural

Vegetarian and well-made!

The abbot was very happy to see him with a satisfied look.

The abbot beckoned Xu Song to drink tea under the ginkgo tree.

Xu Lan didn't dare to drink it, and she didn't sit down when her stomach was propped up, so she walked around the tree.

"Master Abbot, let me tell you a joke, I heard it when I was in the countryside."

"Okay, let's hear it."

"There was a little monk who ran into the courtyard in the middle of the night with a long bamboo pole, waving and hitting the night sky, making a lot of trouble. Finally, the old monk was alarmed. The old monk drank and asked, "The third watch doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, what the hell are you doing?" The little monk replied with the courage to pluck up fear: "Master, I want the stars in the sky, but no matter how hard I wield, I can't beat them...... The old monk was immediately furious when he heard this, and scolded loudly: "You big fool, you don't even know such a simple question, it's really unforgivable." How can you fight in that kind of place... You won't climb on the roof. ”

"Haha... Where there is a teacher, there is a disciple."

"Let's talk about one more and talk about one more, Feng Dao and He Ning are the two big officials in the five dynasties. The former is slow, and the latter is the opposite. One day, he Ning saw Feng Dao buy a new pair of boots and asked, "How much did it cost?" Feng Dao slowly raised one foot: "Nine hundred wen." When He Ning heard this, he was immediately furious, and when he turned around, he scolded the servant: "Why do you want to buy the pair of boots for me?" He Ning became more and more angry the more he talked, but he saw Feng Dao slowly raise his other foot again, and said slowly: "Don't worry, this is also nine hundred Wen." ”

"Haha。。。。。" The abbot burst out laughing.

Isn't it funny that this is the right way to listen to the story? Then why doesn't Senior Brother Bingde laugh?

"Yes, yes, where did you hear that?"

"Well, when I was in the countryside, I was lying in bed all day, and my family collected these jokes for me every day." Xu Song made up a statement.

"I will have the opportunity to tell the abbot a few more in the future."

"Okay, okay." The abbot didn't seem to hear him add the master.

Bingde was cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks in the side hall, and when he heard Xu Song telling a joke again, the corners of his mouth unconsciously rose.

Xu Lan stayed for a while, and agreed to practice Wuji Fist and Wuji Sword for the abbot master every day for the past few days, and because he didn't see it, Bingde didn't say hello and said goodbye.

Xu Lan went out and saw Shunzi and Lin Rusongdi's entourage, Xu Lan was a little strange, was she waiting for her?

The entourage stepped forward and said, "The villain calls Qingzhu, and he is our son's entourage." I was ordered by my son-in-law, please think of Mr. Xu to the guest hall. ”

Xu Lan wants to find Manager Zhao to see how things are going?

Then he said: "Please tell your son-in-law, there is something to do today, and I will come to the temple tomorrow, and I will see you then." ”

Qingzhu said a word and left.

Shunzi and Xu Lan went to the side hall of the hospital supervisor and saw Steward Zhao sitting alone in the lounge.

Steward Zhao saw Xu Lan coming over and hurriedly talked to her about the results of the discussion.

The matter has been done, but the hospital supervisor did not know how much to order first, and it happened that someone was looking for him, so he did not continue to talk.

Xu Lan thought for a while, afraid that the hospital supervisor and Steward Zhao didn't know how to operate yet.

Xu Lan waited there with Steward Zhao.