Chapter 134: Part-time work in the underworld
Finally, in the intermittent explanation of the bull head, Chen Shuo understood the cause and effect. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The creator god came out with a whole super world when he was idle, and he said that there should be light, so the sun appeared. He also said that it should be interesting, so there was a struggle back and forth between the fairy world, the human world, and the demon world.
In this way, you have been fighting for me for many years, and the creator god felt that it was too monotonous, and said that there would be challenges, so countless bugs appeared around the world, the east pierced the heavens, the west muddied the sea, and the south wiped out the human race.
However, in the long battle, the patches found that their abilities were not bad, so they got together and planned to kill the creator god, and by the way, get rid of the puppet identity.
The God of Creation was furious, and with a pull of both hands, he tore the super world apart, and for the next three days and three nights, he kept tearing the world, so three thousand worlds appeared.
In some worlds, the demons are the majority, and the creator god only gives a handful of materials to let them kill each other in the competition.
In some worlds, ordinary people account for the majority, and the creator God gives them a vast sea of books, so that they can not learn them in a few lifetimes.
In some worlds, the cultivation of truth accounts for the majority, and the creator god gives endless spiritual power to brainwash each other, and only one heart to the Tao is the way out.
The patches scattered at the ends of the earth obediently stay in their own world and act as saviors. The creator god was completely idle, resting to see if an accident had happened in any world, and then recovering from other places.
Of course, the creator god, as a super boss, is also willing to decentralize power, take the time to get a Huangquan organization, and instruct the civil servants of the prefecture to run errands. From the very beginning of the ten halls of Yama, King Qin Guang, King Chujiang, Emperor Song, King Wuguan, King Yama, King Biancheng, King Taishan, King of the City, King of Equality, King of the Wheel.
Due to the heavy business, the size of the team was gradually expanded, and there was a group of younger brothers below, such as General Ganliu, General Fan Xie, Niu Tou Ma Mian, Day and Night Wandering God, General Shackles and so on. As a result, after the population explosion, the underworld is still a little understaffed.
"So, boy, would you like to have a job as a senior civil servant now?"
"Is it a mistake? Is the salary paid daily or monthly? ”
"Hehe, you can't spend the money you have, why don't you convert it into life insurance?"
"What do you mean?"
"If you accidentally hang up in the world, you can be resurrected on the spot! And the working hours are free, and the work content is definitely not monotonous. ”
"So awesome?"
"Of course, the premise is that you successfully complete the tasks assigned by the dungeon and use the reward to resurrect."
It's the first time I've seen such a shameless employment contract......
In the face of Ma Mian's fancy touting, the smell of conspiracy became more and more obvious, Chen Shuo turned around and pulled the silent ghost, "Brother Niutou, let's talk about the content of this job." ”
"In fact, it's not counting the ghosts in the establishment, in the case of insufficient manpower, helping the people who died in vain before Yangshou arrived, but they wished, to prevent them from being angry and giving birth to accidents. The main way of work is through possession. ”
"Can it really be resurrected on the spot?"
"Of course!" Ma Mian quickly squeezed away the loyal and honest bull's head, for fear that it would reveal other secrets, and then replied, "There is a chance to resurrect during the mission." If you die again and you are unwilling to give up the mission, you can redeem your points for resurrection. A body can be resurrected up to three times and cannot be used.
"How many points do you get for a task function?"
"It mainly depends on the difficulty of the task, for example, the princess who is close to her will commit suicide after being humiliated, and possess her to attack the murderous prince, reduce the chance of cannibalism between brothers, and you can get 2000 points!"
Ma Mian swallowed his saliva, obviously excited, and continued to decipher: "Another example is the daughter of the prime minister, after entering the palace, she will be framed for treason, and the nine clans will be executed together." Possessed to her, she disguised herself as a man and became a powerful minister above 10,000 people under one person, and from then on controlled the fate of a generation of dynasties, and you can get 3000 points! ”
"How many points can I respawn once?"
"The first 500, the second 1000, the third 1500, and so on. Of course, if you ask for any additional skills in the physical body, such as learning to be rich and adding 500, Alluring the city and country plus 1000, and illustrious family plus 2000. If you buy more items at one time, you will also get 10% cashback. ”
In addition to programmers, the "......" prefecture also accepts a lot of retired financial professionals, right?
The curious Chen Shuo asked tentatively, "Brother Ma Mian, just my previous identity as an orphan and the body of a waste firewood, how many points do I need?" ”
"Don't say it, that body belongs to a special function, add 500 to the resurrection."
The first time I knew the preciousness of life, it was so fucking expensive!
Chen Shuo nodded in understanding, straightened up, and replied awe-inspiringly: "I took this job." Let's start with a job with 10,000 points! ”
Wait for the old lady's skills to light up, hehe, He Muqing, if I can make you die easily, even if I am a waste!
Ma Mian admired this young man's ambition very much, but at the moment he could only persuade him to work down-to-earth, "The first time you take on a task, you can only start with 100 points." Wait for the upgrade to take on the work with high points. ”
Full of enthusiasm was coldly photographed by the ice and rain of reality......
So did you just show people those super high score tasks just to humiliate me? The eyes full of resentment were fixed on the horse's face.
Ma Mian still seemed to feel that the blow was not in place, and when he saw that the other party didn't speak, he simply chanted beside him: "The spell is also memorized, and the spiritual power is also practiced, how can there be such a good thing in the world that double-clicking the left button will make you cut through the sky?" You have to learn it slowly. You can't even memorize a mathematical formula in modern times, and you can memorize tadpole texts when you throw them into the cultivation realm? Usually running a hundred meters is like an asthma offense, can you really swing the spirit sword? More than a dozen teachers revolve around you all day long, failing all mathematics, physics and chemistry, even if you travel to Hogwarts and continue to be a scumbag. So, the road has to be walked step by step, the meal has to be eaten in one bite, I will arrange some small points tasks for you to practice your hands first, you can slowly familiarize yourself with the changes in your body, and temper your mind by the way. Prepare for more difficult challenges! ”
Chen Shuo's words silenced him, and he suddenly realized that Ma Mian might also have a conscientious side, although it inadvertently missed its reincarnation route, it was a good ghost. After all, he didn't see that he was weak and casually perfunctory, otherwise it would not be a problem to really give a task of exploding points to play himself to death, thinking of this, Chen Shuo couldn't help but be a little moved.
Successfully captured an ignorant teenager again, and threw his eyes at the bull's head proudly, these years of online books have not been read in vain, what happiness psychology, black belly life is not explained, 100 days boiled into poisonous chicken soup, etc.
The reverse is reversed, doesn't it mean that people's hearts, soft and hard are the king!
"Chen Shuo, don't be discouraged, the task of only 100 points is very easy to complete, the fastest part-time job I have ever seen, but it can be completed in 3 days."
As he spoke, Ma Mian handed over the mirror, drew out an employment contract, and asked Chen Shuo to quickly press his handprint to draw a pledge.
"Wait a minute, I'll have to see the contract, right?"
Ma Mian's eyes turned, he grabbed his hand and pressed it directly, the mirror made two biubiu sounds, and then replied, "Your contract has come into effect, happy cooperation." ”
"Is that okay? I want to complain! ”
"Hehe, now that you are an internal employee of the prefecture, I, as a senior administrator, can responsibly tell you that the complaint is invalid!"
Ma Mian ignored Chen Shuo's resentful expression, pointed to the weak young man who appeared on the mirror, and said in a low voice: "This is a new champion who has just been released, and it will be hung up in a while, let's hurry up." ”
I saw a puff of smoke rise, and the three ghosts arrived at the door of the mansion. Although it was already night, judging from the brightly lit scene, the house was holding a banquet. The endless stream of people shows that it is quite large, and it seems that it is still a powerful official.
Unexpectedly, Brother Ma Mian is still quite reliable, and he casually gave himself the identity background of a wealthy nobleman. You must know that Chen Shuo has lived so many times, and he has long been immune to abuse of the heart, and the most feared is body abuse. If you don't have enough food and clothing, even if you have a dream, it's no different from salted fish!
According to the routine of fantasy novels, will it be to let yourself experience the prosperous scene of the world, and finally tell yourself that everything is unreal? This way of enlightenment of boiling frogs in warm water made Chen Shuo very happy, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Thank you two eldest brothers for taking care of you, in other words, such a good family environment, how did Zhuang Yuanlang die?" ”
"Suicide."
“……”
This is the meaning of seeing through the prosperity of the world, and you have to find unhappiness?
Thinking of this, Chen Shuo has no psychological barrier at all, since people don't know how to cherish blessings, he is reluctant to continue to feel the life of drunken gold for him.
The more you drift in, the more wrong it becomes, even if you get the top prize, you don't need to decorate the entire mansion with red satin, right? Look at the exaggerated smiles on the guests' faces.
"Congratulations, congratulations!"
"I wish the newlyweds an early birth of a noble son, grow old together, and be united forever."
Ma Mian nodded in Chen Shuo's questioning eyes and whispered, "Today is the wedding banquet of the champion." ”
Isn't it just a 100-point mission, why sacrifice your body! Chen Shuo turned around and wanted to float away.
was pulled back by the horse's face, and kept comforting: "This is not your body, just endure it and it will pass." ”
Bear with you, sister! Although it is not the original one, but insisting on making a circle with a woman by yourself will definitely produce a serious shadow in my heart.
"Otherwise, you'll knock the bride unconscious, and I'll give her a perfect dream. However, you also know that there are many dreams at night, and things must be solved quickly. ”
It's really on the thief ship, it seems that it's not that the underworld doesn't have enough people to recruit part-time jobs, but that no ghost is willing to take on such a strange task!
The moment he entered the wedding room through the wall, Chen Shuo was apprehensive in his heart, looking at the bride sitting quietly on the edge of the bed, he was a little unhappy.
Do you say that you are symbiotic with a creature like the bride? The former one is still lying in the hospital bed, and this one will be widowed in two days......
"The bridegroom is in." The bride announced and pushed the door open.