01 Volume 1 Seeing the Clouds and Seeing the Fog and Being Crazy Chapter 10 My Xiaojiu is really capable
The soft tip of the pen left the paper, and the green jade dot star pen was gently rested on the blue chalcedony pen wash carved by heavy work, making a "ding-" sound.
Yun Lan took out two wax blocks from the sandalwood locket, and put them on top of the candle flame with a fire paint spoon, and the wax blocks made a melting sound.
"Little master, is it really okay for us to do this?"
Mu Yanzu picked up the written letter and flicked it with his fingers, his expression was unfathomable.
"Of course there is a problem, if the little lady finds out, neither of us can eat and walk around. ”
Yun Lan's hand holding the fire paint spoon trembled, and she had the intention of retreating.
But Mu Yanzu suddenly sighed, "Yunlan, young master, I went to the small black house to squat again for you......"
The thought of flinching back was half retracted.
Mu Yanzu had palpitations: "You don't know how terrible it is, those guys' methods are really not human!"
Yun Lan suddenly felt distressed: "Little young master......"
The little master of his own family is obviously most afraid of going to the small black house, and he has been so thin that he has not been able to make a human shape when he comes back several times (← is angry and hungry), and his expression is extremely depressed (← boring), and then he has to go to the town to play all day to get rid of the shadow suffered in it (← finally lifted the ban, he naturally has to play a lot)......
In order not to be driven out of the Divine Medicine Valley, the little young master was willing to enter the "terrible" little black house!
Yun Lan immediately felt that as long as the young master said a word, the sword mountain and the sea of fire would not be a problem! As long as the young master shouted, Yun Lan would arrive immediately!
Although she just flinched a little because she was scared, but for the sake of the little master!
Mu Yanzu habitually covered half of his face with the letter in his hand, hiding his successful expression behind him, and silently said "yes" in his heart.
So, man, keep it mysterious!
Mu Yanzu never said what kind of "torture" he suffered in the small black house, but every time he came out, he put on an expression of "the past is unbearable, don't ask anything", and leave the rest to others to make up for it themselves.
No, as long as Yunlan's brain is more miserable in the small black room, then the higher the degree of implementation of the coercion can be!
In the matter of employing people, guilt and peace of mind should be grasped with both hands.
So, Mu Yanzu adjusted his expression, tried to be as serious as possible, handed the letter in his hand to Yun Lan and put it up, covered it with a fire paint seal, and comforted:
"Don't be afraid, my plan is very thorough, as long as I go exactly according to the plan, the little lady will definitely not find out. ”
"Hmm!" Yun Lan nodded, "Yun Lan believes in the little young master. ”
Mu Yanzu waved his hand and urged, "Then go quickly." ”
Hey, this girl is too simple and easy to deceive, Mu Yanzu's few consciences have been pulled out a little bit, but for his big plan, Mu Yanzu stuffed that little bit of conscience back.
Yun Lan avoided others and walked to the cubicle, and on the delicate bird stand, crows with fiery red feathers swayed around.
Yun Lan secretly took out a letter from her arms and handed it to Xiao Jiu, and whispered:
"Xiao Jiu Xiao Jiu, the young master asked you to send this letter to a small pavilion ten miles outside the town, you be careful not to let others find out. ”
Xiao Jiu pecked at the envelope with his pointed beak to signal that he knew, then picked up the envelope, flapped his wings and flew out of the window.
......
The palm-sized crow flew out of the Divine Medicine Valley crookedly with a letter larger than its body in its mouth, flew over Fengnan Town, and finally arrived at the small pavilion that Mu Yanzu said.
Putting the letter in the pavilion, Xiao Jiu was about to leave, and the black bean eyes inadvertently swept over the recipient written on the letter:
[Yunya].
Xiao Jiu: !!
The black bean's small eyes almost came out of his eyes, Xiao Jiu retracted his wings and landed on the letter, the bird's head looked left and right, and there was no figure.
Turning his gaze back to the letter, the bird's face was full of darkness.
After a few breaths, it finally made up its mind, and its wings held the envelope upright, and its pointed beak pecked along the edge of the envelope, pecking out a small strip of the edge.
Xiao Jiu laboriously took out the letter paper inside and spread it on the ground to see what was written.
On a whole piece of snow-white bamboo rice paper, three big characters jumped on it, and the end was an iron painting silver hook, the back of the paper, and it was like a shocking dragon. The side confirms the dog-like capital of the little young master of the Divine Medicine Valley.
Those three words are:
[What do you see]
Xiao Jiu: ......
Xiao Jiu: !!
"Smack, smack, smack......"
Mu Yanzu came out from behind, and praised hypocritically while slapping his face: "I can send letters and read letters, and when I encounter illegal/prohibited/objects, I can also screen and check them by the way, my Xiaojiu is really capable." ”
Xiao Jiu: ......
Mu Yanzu clasped his hands on his chest and leaned on the pillar of the small pavilion: "What else do you say my Xiao Jiu can't do?"
Xiao Jiu: ......
Mu Yanzu raised his eyebrows lightly, smiled evilly, and looked at how he had bad intentions: "Speak, I know you will say." ”
Xiao Jiu's hair on his body was about to explode, but it knew that it must not explode. Once it is blown up, it is really ironclad evidence!
But Mu Yanzu seemed to know everything......
Mu Yanzu looked at the red bird's buttocks, not in a hurry at all, and waited quietly.
Xiao Jiu gritted his teeth, stretched out his head horizontally and vertically, shrunk his head with a knife, and simply let it out!
So, it staggered twice and turned around, tilted its head, and opened its little mouth cutely:
"Wow——?"
Death does not admit it! How can you bear with me?
The corners of Mu Yanzu's mouth twitched slightly: "...... Okay, toast without eating and drinking. ”
As he spoke, Mu Yanzu's right hand turned into a claw, and he grabbed Xiao Jiu with the wind and thunder.
"Wow-"
Xiao Jiu subconsciously spread his wings to both sides, and his slender right foot was lifted, which was able to escape Mu Yanzu's capture, but that humanized action didn't look like what a bird should look like.
Xiao Jiu: ...... Rotten!
The corners of Mu Yanzu's mouth were slightly hooked, and his left hand was behind his back, as if he was going to take something out......
Xiao Jiu's eyes flashed, and he flew up and dodged back.
And yet—
A white cloth with a shimmering light came from behind and wrapped Xiao Jiu in its entirety.
Xiao Jiu had been paying attention to Mu Yanzu's offensive, and he didn't notice the sneak attack behind Yun Lan at all, it was wrapped in the cloth, struggling frantically, and the piece of cloth that succeeded in the raid was obviously unable to resist Xiao Jiu's crazy grasping.
Mu Yanzu was not worried about Xiao Jiu breaking the fabric and escaping at all, he only had one sentence that made Xiao Jiu's whole bird unable to move.
"Light, that's the little lady's snow cicada clothes, which you will wear when you entertain guests next month, don't break it. ”
Xiao Jiu was stunned, and immediately ignored the hidden scream: "You actually used the valley master's snow cicada clothes as a sack to cover me?!"
"Yo! are you finally willing to vent?" Mu Yanzu smiled slightly.
It was not in vain that he deliberately stole the snow cicada clothes of Xi Mustard Bone to come out, just to let Xiao Jiu throw a mouse trap.
This snow cicada robe was inherited by the second valley master, imitating the one often worn by the first valley master. It's all because the second valley master is a woman, and the magic medicine master is a man, so he made a women's imitation, in order to look exactly the same as the original, at that time, it was a thousand years of silk snow cicada silk of the snow cicada silk, as a result, it seems to be like, but there is no original invulnerability.
The original has long been lost in the years, but this imitation has been carefully passed down from generation to generation and will last for a long time. By now, it has long been more than just a piece of clothing, but a symbol of the valley lord of the Divine Medicine Valley.
Such an important thing is taken out as a sack?
Xiao Jiu thought to himself, how could he accept this honor, and carefully put away his paws, for fear of hooking even a single silk of this precious cicada suit.
......
After a stick of incense, the two of them returned to Mu Yanzu's room, screened others, closed the doors and windows, and looked at each other silently.
Xiao Jiu's two small thin legs were stretched out, and he sat on the table with one butt, the horizontal and vertical had been torn down, and he didn't have to pretend to be a bird.
Really bird-like.
"Tell me, what do you want me to do?"
Mu Yanzu was amazed: "Are you really a bird?"
Xiao Jiuyi's wings slapped the handsome face in front of him, ignoring Mu Yanzu's pain, and said with no good face: "Don't say that I'm leaving." ”
But it's just talking, if it could go, it would have left a long time ago, the Divine Medicine Valley is so big, it's not easy to hide from a person?
But Mu Yanzu's house is better to say: the road is more wild. To put it mildly: it's shameless at all! Xi Jiaogu taught him all the etiquette, righteousness, and shame in the dog's belly!
On the way back, Xiao Jiu wanted to take the opportunity to escape, but Mu Yanzu took its claws and pressed a paw print on the paper with soil, saying that as long as he dared to walk, he would imprint this paw print on the snow cicada clothes!
Actually degenerate enough to threaten a bird!
On one side are fresh and slightly moist dirt paw prints, and on the other side are snow-white cicada clothes that shimmer in the sunlight.
Xiao Jiu: ......
Xiao Jiu gave in shamefully.
Mu Yanzu knocked his index fingers on the table in turn, pretending to be unhappy: "I only learned today that a bird next to me is so human, for so many years, you have stayed by my side, and you have reported to the little lady, right?"
"I report the news?" Xiao Jiu was angry when he said this, "You think I'm very idle?" If it wasn't for the valley master to ask me, saying that you want to raise a small animal to play, but raise one and die one, I'm afraid that you will be too sad, please let me pretend to be a pet, so you can't raise me...... Otherwise, who will follow you all day long and wipe your ass!!"
Forehead...... Mu Yanzu remembered the row of small tombstones in the back mountain, as if there was such a thing.
“...... Trust you for now. Mu Yanzu coughed unnaturally twice, and returned to the point, "I want you to take me into the Forbidden Book Pavilion." ”
Xiao Jiu: "You can enter if you want, and no one will stop you." ”
The main thing is that he can't stop it, think about it, the little young master of the Divine Medicine Valley is actually lying on the ground in front of the Forbidden Book Pavilion...... Xi Mustard simply withdrew the guards there.
The corners of Mu Yanzu's mouth were slightly hooked, as if he was smiling: "I want "Endless Decision" and inheritance seeds. ”
Xiao Jiu: !!
Half Moon Pavilion.
Caiqing came to Xi Mustard with a stack of paper books, although she had full authority to handle almost all affairs in the valley, there were still some more important things that needed to be handed over to Xi Mustard Bone.
"Gu Master, I seem to have seen the little master, what bad thing did he do to come to you to pay his respects?"
Xi Jiaogu moved, silently blocked Caiqing's sight, and closed the empty skylark carved gold box.
"No, you're wrong. ”