Chapter 4 The lightning tragedy caused by a pack of sanitary napkins
A man who suspects that he has been cuckolded will always be a little more emotional, and he is likely to become irrational, and fellow man Liu Qingbo should understand this. Although it is not certain that Liu Qingbo's ex-girlfriend may now have a new boyfriend, the empathy for Xing Bo is still stronger than the anger of being innocently implicated.www.biquge.info
However, Xing Bo couldn't understand his feelings, and he kept nodding at him, looking really polite. Suddenly, a big fist came, and Liu Qingbo hurriedly took the basin in his hand. The fist slammed into the basin and smashed the tissues off. Xing Bo looked at the things that fell out, pointed to the ground and pointed to Li Ziruo who came up to pull the rack next to him, and was completely angry: "Even let him buy sanitary napkins for you, didn't you, when did you hook up, ah!! ”
Liu Qingbo looked down at the things that fell on the ground, and he couldn't figure out whether it was a paper towel or a sanitary napkin, after all, it was already black now, and the light was not so good in the heavy rain. also took advantage of the quarrel between Xing Bo and Li Ziruo and didn't have time to pay attention to him, picked up the things, looked at them in his hands, and tried to identify what brand of sanitary napkins it was.
Xing Bo saw Liu Qingbo taking the sanitary napkin and looking left and right, and his obscene expression was simply a great insult to himself. In fact, Liu Qingbo is just curious, very academically curious. But obviously Xing Bo couldn't understand his academic spirit, and immediately pounced on Liu Qingbo to exert violence.
With violence vs academics, no wonder your girlfriend is going to dump you. Liu Qingbo complained while holding a basin in one hand and an umbrella in the other hand and wrestling with him in the rain, and Li Zi next to him was a little anxious and useless, shouting Xing Bo, stop and so on. Although Liu Qingbo is a substitute 5t, he has been a defensive warrior for so long after all. With an umbrella as a shield and a basin as a blade, Xing Bo, who was forced by a basin and an umbrella in his hand, couldn't get close, and only shouted angrily and was helpless. Originally, it was most suitable to use a basin as a shield and umbrella as a weapon, but there was something in the basin, so I could only barely use an umbrella as a shield.
Because of the rain and Xing Bo didn't have an umbrella, he was already soaked. Xing Bo took off his coat and took it in his hand and whipped it at Liu Qingbo, Liu Qingbo saw that this was a master, and he would be wet into a stick. The dps of this attack suddenly came up, and the shield in this hand was not a green, blue, purple, or orange boutique, but a white shield without any attributes. Xing Bo returned a saturation attack umbrella, and the umbrella almost fell off, and Liu Qingbo could only hold on to the bare metal umbrella rod. Even a white weapon compliments it, and this broken umbrella is gray garbage at all.
Liu Qingbo was also angry, didn't he just accompany a woman out to go to the supermarket, but he encountered such an unwarranted disaster. It is not possible to defend passively like this, but to take the initiative to attack. He took a few steps back and raised the umbrella high, and the other hand basin was sent forward and a Huang Feihong-style starting hand pose.
In the heavy rain, Xing Bo pounced like a mad tiger, Liu Qingbo looked like a master, and a beautiful woman next to him was so anxious that she stomped her feet. If there is a camera next to it to record the war on this love field, the movie will not dare to receive TV news.
Suddenly, a lightning bolt in the sky lit up the entire sky, and the lightning galloped straight to the umbrella held high by Liu Qingbo. With the earth-shattering thunder in the air, Liu Qingbo fell to the ground without saying a word, and the umbrella in his hand was thrown far away. Time and space seemed to stand still suddenly, and there was no sound except for the rain. Xing Bo maintained the posture of rushing up in wet clothes, and Li Ziruo was holding an umbrella and stomping his feet in a hurry, but his eyes were wide open, and his face was sluggish. After a while, Xing Bo and Li Ziruo reacted. Xing Bo didn't care about the wet clothes in his hand and ran to Li Ziruo's side, snatched the umbrella in her hand and threw it aside. Li Ziruo was also frightened, looking at the face of the umbrella thrown on the ground changing color. Xing Bo grabbed Li Ziruo with both hands, grabbed Li Ziruo's arm, and asked her again and again in fright, if she was okay.
Liu Qingbo also slowly woke up at this time, lying on the ground and not moving. Shaking his head to check his whole body, he recalled that he seemed to have been fatally hit by pretending to be too much. But fortunately, it was fine, that is, there were a few abrasions on his body, and the most serious part was that his handsome face was bleeding, and his brain was a little buzzing. The old saying is really true, don't pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning, today Lao Tzu has learned. Next to him, Xing Bo was still holding Li Ziruo and shaking vigorously to ask, Li Ziruo was stunned and didn't speak. Neither of them cared about their own meaning at all, oops, it was really abusing a single dog.
The rain is still falling, and it doesn't stop, and the three of them are all poured soup chicken. Two umbrellas, a basin, and a bunch of things just bought were thrown all over the floor. Liu Qingbo didn't bother to pick it up, and it wasn't his own anyway. His umbrella also led to thunder, and this kind of food inside and outside was thrown away.
Liu Qingbo took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention to him, and slowly crawled towards the door of the building on the ground. At this time, the two couples who acted in Qiong Yao's romance drama next to them found out that there was a victim next to them. Xing Bo let go of Li Ziruo, who turned to look at Liu Qingbo, and looked constipated when he wanted to speak. It's as if to say that since you say you're innocent, why was you struck by lightning? Liu Qingbo wanted to use his hand to point and say something imposing to justify himself, but his body was very weak when he was just struck by lightning, and his posture on the ground was not imposing. As a result, he just looked at him and didn't speak, and continued to crawl towards the door of the building.
Li Ziruo reacted at this time, and ran over to help Liu Qingbo up, looking anxious: "Do you want to go to the hospital to have a look, what if something happens?" ”
Liu Qingbo saw that Li Ziruo was coming over to support him, so he tried his best to roll away and dodge, and repeatedly signaled Li Ziruo not to get close to him. Liu Qingbo picked up his umbrella and stood on the ground, staggered to his feet, and hurriedly threw the umbrella away. weakly pointed to Xing Bo, who followed Li Ziruo: "Don't come here, you should explain it to your boyfriend if you care about my kung fu." Don't wronged me again, I'll be Amitabha. ”
Xing Bo was also confused when he saw Liu Qingbo's hypocrisy: Could it really be a coincidence? In the past few days, his girlfriend broke up with him, and today he moved out to rent a house by himself. finally inquired about Li Ziruo's new address for renting a house, and wanted to wait for her at the door to persuade her gently to make her change her mind. As a result, I saw Li Ziruo and a man coming side by side with an umbrella, and the coquettish energy of strolling in the rain made Xing Bo angry and angry. In addition, he couldn't listen to any explanation of the very private sanitary napkin, so he wanted to drag the man and beat him to relieve his anger. As a result, the man turned out to be a defensive battle, and he relied on an umbrella and a basin to make himself unhappy. Fortunately, God had the eyes to give this hateful guy a heavenly punishment, but the defensive warrior who used the shield actually got up again, thinking that he must have opened the skill of the shield wall just now. But now that I'm calming down, I've never seen the man in front of me with Ziruo every day, and it seems that there really is a slight possibility that all this is just a coincidence. But what does that thunder strike mean, and if it's really okay, why would he be struck by lightning? It's a pain in my head.
Liu Qingbo refused Li Ziruo's gesture of support, he was not afraid that Xing Bo would come and beat him again. The main Liu Qingbo felt that he was innocently struck by lightning, and he must have been implicated by Li Ziruo and Xing Bo, maybe God was going to split the two of them, and he pretended to raise an umbrella to attract firepower. Look at the rain-soaked clothes on my body, and the muddy water that was rolling on the ground just now, the more I think about it, the more aggrieved I want to cry.
walked to the door of the building, found a dry place and sat down with a mobile phone to call the third child: "The third child will come downstairs and call the **** to accompany me to the hospital." ”
The third child was shocked on the other end of the phone: "What's wrong with Bobo, it can't be pregnant, it must have nothing to do with me, I'll find you soy milk and be responsible." ”
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry down, I'll hang up after a while"
In less than a minute, I heard footsteps and talking in the hallway
"Third child, what's wrong? What are you doing when you go out in such a heavy rain, it can't be that you have met gangsters?"
"Who knows, I guess I accidentally slipped on a rainy day."
As soon as the door opened, the two of them saw Liu Qingbo sitting on the ground at the door. The two looked at him condescendingly: "What's the matter, I really accidentally slipped and fell?" Hey! Why is it so dirty, hurry up and change your clothes first."
Liu Qingbo didn't have the strength to talk to them, he lowered his head and gasped: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and give me that clothes and I'll change them, I don't have the strength to go upstairs."
Li Ziruo and Xing Bo also picked up the things on the ground, and greeted the third child and soy milk with uncomfortable faces. When the two of them saw that Li Ziruo and her man were also drenched, they looked at Liu Qingbo a little strangely, hoping to get an answer from him. Seeing this, Li Ziruo hurriedly explained that the man next to her was her ex-boyfriend, because there was a little misunderstanding when she saw Liu Qingbo compensate her to buy something. The third child and the soy milk are still very righteous, and when they heard Li Ziruo say this, they looked at Xing Bo, and their faces were a little unsightly. And when Soy Milk heard Li Ziruo introduce Xing Bo as her ex-boyfriend, her face was a little frustrated. Brother Soy Milk, who originally had some thoughts about Li Ziruo, found that the goddess had an ex-boyfriend, and it didn't matter if she had an ex-boyfriend, the problem was that the ex-boyfriend also chased after her, which was quite a bit of a meaning of dying before leaving the school.
However, the content introduced by Li Ziruo next broke through their imagination and completely thundered the two of them. The two of them looked at Liu Qingbo in disbelief, this guy was actually struck by lightning! I even survived! Which god in the sky have you offended? Do your parents know that you are so tricky?