Chapter 200: The Magical Parrot
When the class bell rang, the male math teacher with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks walked in from outside, his face was gloomy and tense, and he was not angry at first glance. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info Look at the thick paper he is holding again, all the students know that this is the result of the last exam.
This guy must have to take advantage of the fact that the big guy didn't do well in the exam again, and vent it well. Anyway, he is like this every time, when he is in a bad mood, he will make angry with the students, not only scolding the students in the classroom, but also carrying some students to the office to reprimand.
At this time, everyone held their breath, no one dared to speak, not even people like Zhang Lifeng, Wen Ming and Li Yongli, they didn't dare to say anything. They all watched as he threw the thick roll on the podium, waiting for him to speak.
At this moment, the sharp-beaked math teacher stared at the students below, although they had made great progress in the exam this time, he should be happy as a teacher. But he was very unhappy at this time, because this morning he didn't know whose husky he had brought it, and although the bow was on his noble lady's dog, and the position was very excessive.
By the time I found out, the husky had already run away, and when I went to see the lady, I accidentally wiped the disgusting thing on my hand. Choking him with nausea, he hurried to the bathroom and rinsed it constantly, but the smell never went down.
He gritted his teeth with hatred, but he couldn't find the husky. And even if he finds it, he understands that ordinary students don't bring dogs in school, and then look at this husky, it's very clean, it's in excellent condition, and its paws are very thick, so it's not the kind of stray dog outside.
He knew that this must be the leader's dog that had been brought to the school. As an ordinary teacher, he didn't dare to take care of this matter, he was angry, but he could only make fire on the students.
He slammed the roll on the table and roared, "How many times have I told you!" How many times! Be careful when you do the questions! ”
"You see that you all eat like pigs, and do everything like pigs! Don't you know how to put your heart into it? ”
Listening to the math teacher's roar, the class was silent, and no one dared to speak. At this time, Teng Han was very anxious, because the parrot on Chen Yuning's table just now was gone, and he didn't know where the goods had gone. With the help of the Tai Chi fluctuation glasses, he soon found that it slipped under the table with its teeth and claws and slipped to Zhang Lifeng.
I was shocked, I didn't know what this kid wanted to do, and then the math teacher dropped the paper again, and shouted: "Do you tell me the difference between yourself and a pig?" Is there a difference? ”
"Yes!" Before the math teacher's voice fell, a voice came from out of nowhere in the class.
In an instant, the whole class was stunned, and the math teacher with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks was also a little dumbfounded for a while. There are still people in this class who dare to take their own words? He tried to find the man quickly, but when he looked around, he saw that every student was honest, and that they had been under his nose before, and he hadn't noticed anyone opening their mouths.
He was in a trance at this time, could it be that he was hallucinating? He was stunned for a moment.
At this moment, of course, Teng Han would not think that he was hallucinating like him. It was obvious that this was his parrot talking, and he suddenly felt extremely broken, thinking that this guy was going to kill himself, and he was extremely anxious, but he couldn't stop the parrot at this time.
The math teacher soon realized that he was hallucinating, probably because he was angry with the dog in the morning, and his blood pressure was too high, so he appeared in such a situation. He warned himself at this time, calmed down a little, then took a deep breath, and suddenly began to curse again: "There is no difference!! It's no different from a pig, so why do you still go to college? I don't think you guys can get on the fart! ”
"You can do it!" The second stubble came, and then came, and the classmates who had some good things in the class finally couldn't help it and laughed out loud.
In an instant, he realized that he might not be hallucinating, but someone was really speaking. At this time, he felt extremely angry, you must know that the whole school students understand that they are not easy to mess with, although those bad students usually dare to make trouble outside, fight and fight, but they have to talk about answering the conversation, and in their own class, they are not.
He tried to find someone to speak from the students, but they quickly stiffened their faces and stopped talking. Now he was a little dumbfounded, remembering who spoke just now, thinking about it, he couldn't find the person who spoke, and couldn't help frowning.
But where can this stop him, for a math teacher with teaching experience, how can he find out the troublesome students, he has a very good way. For example, fishing, thinking of this, he deliberately shouted loudly again: "Some people! It's just that I'm not sensible, my grades are so poor, and I still have to come to school, why don't I commit suicide! ”
As he spoke, his eyes swept over the students below, waiting for the guy who was talking to show his head, so that he could catch him and see where he was going. At that moment, he felt that he was already seeing six ways and listening to all directions, and then the voice came again: "I want you to take care of it!" You look so ugly, why don't you die! ”
I'll go!!!!! -- When the voice came again, the math teacher suddenly noticed that no one in the class had opened their mouths, but a voice did come out. In an instant, he had a feeling that he had been teased, and suddenly slapped the table and yelled, "Who! Who is it? Who! Come out for me! ”
He yelled, and the others were fine, but Teng Han's heart almost didn't come out. From inside the Tai Chi fluctuation glasses, he saw that the damn parrot was under Zhang Lifeng's feet, thinking that as soon as this guy came out, he would definitely be finished, and he couldn't help but close his eyes, wanting to pray that it wouldn't come out.
But as soon as he had this thought, he saw the parrot fly up suddenly, and in an instant, in front of everyone's eyes, the parrot actually flew to the lampshade, and shouted to the math teacher: "Lao Tzu is out, old witch!" How can you endure me? ”
In an instant, no one in the class spoke, although they all called the male math teacher an old witch behind their backs, but someone actually called out so blatantly, and in an instant everyone raised their heads and looked at the parrot on the lampshade, spreading its wings and quacking and laughing.
At that moment, Teng Han seemed to see it, and the next moment it flew to his shoulder and said, and then began to call himself a master gently. At this time, even if there was a Zhou Zhu cover, it was useless, and at the moment of death, Teng Han really saw the parrot fly down.
And at this time, watching the parrot fly up, Zhang Lifeng secretly laughed in his heart, thinking about what Zhou Zhu's blessing, daring to offend the old witch, it was all over! As he was thinking, the corners of his mouth twitched triumphantly, when he suddenly noticed that the parrot flew towards him and landed on his shoulder.
Immediately before he could drive the parrot away, everyone in the classroom saw the parrot gently rubbing Zhang Lifeng's neck, and then said, "Master! Old witch, you want me to die! ”