Chapter 5: What are you doing with me?

I said to Liu Chao from the bottom of my heart: "You are really my idol!" "This is definitely from my heart, I am also twenty-six years old, I earn more than 10,000 yuan a day, I can make my own wine, I know how to enjoy life, and I can finish my work in the morning. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I'm tired like a grandson every day, and I haven't understood anything. is also out of the hall, why is the gap so big!?

chatted with Liu Chao while drinking, and the meal was finally finished. I saw that there were still a lot of people sitting in the room, and there were new arrivals one after another, so I said to Liu Chao: "You hurry up and rest, I'll help you clean up, get up early and get busy!" I leaned on Liu Chao's ear and whispered to him, "Senior brother, aren't you afraid of running work?" ”

Liu Chao smiled mysteriously at me and didn't speak. I said hello to the people waiting in the house, and then went back to the back room to sleep. I cleaned up the mess on the table, threw away the garbage, and when I came back, an eldest sister sitting by the door suddenly spoke to me: "Master, what is your relationship with Xuanhuang Jushi?" Why do I hear you call him senior brother? ”

"Oh, we ...... "To say that our two teachers are from the same school, it is a, but they are the same root and the same origin, at most they are peers, I can't say it directly, otherwise it will be as if I robbed him of his business, I had to smile at the eldest sister and say to her: "We are elementary school classmates." I used to be in a special class, and I screamed. ”

"Hehehe, you're still blinding me!" The eldest sister suddenly laughed and said to me, "You are the top incense, right?" ”

I looked at her carefully, nodded, and said with a smile, "I'm the top incense, so what's wrong?" ”

"Me too!" The eldest sister craned her neck and looked at me strangely. I immediately became unhappy in my heart, not because of how the eldest sister was, but because she was not a hall at all, a smoke soul and a yellow skin. Now it's the yellow skin Chongying, and I'm pretending to be a big-tailed wolf here. I didn't have to open my eyes to see that the little yellow skin was not tightly tied, and half of the hole was still wandering, so I dared to open my mouth to speak. And this woman is followed by a female ghost with a round belly, who is dead at first glance, her face is pale, and her yin qi is dispersed, indicating that she is not a pregnant woman who died of dystocia, and she should have drunk medicine.

I sneered. looked at the eldest sister who was covered by the yellow skin, and asked her, "Why did you come here when you have a hall?" ”

"I'm here to collect gas, and the gas here is good!" The eldest sister said to me mysteriously, "You're here to learn art, right?" ”

"You are so bold, can you see that I have a mouth, aren't you afraid that I will cure you?" I sneered and said to the eldest sister, "Even if I don't cure you, aren't you afraid that Xuanhuang Jushi will cure you?" ”

"Little naughty boy, you don't understand," the eldest sister said to me with a smile: "My immortal family has a deep relationship with Liu Jushi's immortal family. He won't embarrass me, I come to collect gas every day, and he didn't say anything about curing me? It's you. The eldest sister's tone suddenly changed, and she said coldly: "Hmph! Just by your humble deeds, you want to cure me? Do you know who I am? ”

I glanced left and right, and found that the attention of a room full of people was attracted to the two of us, and they all watched with relish. I thought to myself, what's so nice about this? I don't want to be entangled with her too much, who knows what's going on with her, I don't want to show my debt on other people's territory. Waved at her and ignored her. I was just about to go inside, but suddenly I felt a pain in my arm, and I looked down. There were five big blood marks on my arm, and the woman looked at me with a hideous face, and now I couldn't suppress this fire. Tiger doesn't threaten you, I'm hellokitty, huh?

I frowned and looked at the eldest sister, at this time not only the little yellow skin on her body, but even the female ghost also pounced. I'll just say that my newspaper horse is all on me, and the little yellow skin is just two sentences at most, how dare you do it with me, it turns out that this female ghost is thorny. Huang Tianshu and Hu Qingfeng flashed out of my body and stood around the eldest sister. The female ghost on the eldest sister saw that she was surrounded, she was a little panicked, and she wanted to run away, so she just chose, in her opinion, it should be me who is the weakest. Unfortunately, she misjudged. I may be really weak in some aspects compared to Huang Tianzhuo and Hu Qingfeng, but unfortunately, I have several magic weapons. I rounded my arm and slapped the eldest sister in the face, only to hear a miserable scream coming out of the eldest sister's mouth, the female ghost found out that my slap was not good at the last moment, and pushed the little yellow skin as a shield, and the slap I just slapped on the little yellow skin, and the scream was also made by the little yellow skin. Huang Tianshu and Hu Qingfeng grabbed the eldest sister's arm left and right, the eldest sister struggled in a very strange way, that is, she couldn't break free, her upper body was stiff, and she shook her chest vigorously, I shook my right hand, and just wanted to slap her again to make her completely stop, and suddenly I felt that someone behind me hugged me, and then rushed up several people who had been watching the excitement just now and pressed me to the ground, and before I could react, I was hit a few times hard, I! Didn't this woman come by herself? Why are you still bringing a group fight!

As soon as I was beaten, Huang Tianshu and Hu Qingfeng were furious together, and I heard a popping sound behind me, and my body suddenly loosened, I looked back, and the people who beat me just now all fell to the ground foaming at the mouth, and the eldest sister who had been shouting just now stared at me with two dead fish eyes looking straight at me, and the female ghost on her body had long taken advantage of the chaos and didn't know where to run.

I looked around at the people around me and saw that they were all dumbfounded. I patted the dirt on the ground just now, and scolded in my heart for being unlucky, I still wore a white dress today, this time it's good, how can I go out? A big footprint.

"Holy, what's going on?" Liu Chao came out sleepily when he heard the sound, and found that there was a piece outside, and I was covered with big footprints, and exclaimed in surprise.

With the protection of Mt. Kong, those few kicks couldn't hurt me at all. It's just holding my breath, I told Liu Chao what happened just now, Liu Chao said to me with his teeth: "You said that I would sleep hard, why did such a thing happen!" ”

The people around me who were full of a sense of justice accused me one after another, saying that I was too heavy, otherwise I wouldn't have been beaten. I'm really at a loss, obviously she scratched me first, why did I do it first? Besides, my slap wasn't hitting her, I hit the female ghost on her! But when these words came to my mouth, I swallowed them again, I deserved it, who would believe me when I said that? Can they see the female ghost and the yellow skin? In their eyes, isn't it just that the two of us are talking, and I turn around and slap her, because the eldest sister happened to block her claws with her body and scratched me!

At this time, a little girl in her twenties next to her suddenly opened her mouth and said, "Auntie did it first just now, I saw it!" Auntie scratched his arm first, and then he started to beat Auntie! ”

"Alright, alright!" Liu Chao waved his hand, "Don't say it's useless." Let's put these together and talk about it! ”

Liu Chao grabbed a handful of incense ashes from the incense burner bowl, and took out a cup of great compassion water, first flicked three times on everyone's head, and the three people on the ground immediately reacted, and then Liu Chao blew the incense ash in his hand, and the three people were covered by the incense ash, choking and coughing. They all woke up, and I stood aside with a black face. If I hadn't stopped it, even if it was in Liu Chao's house, Huang Tianshu would have rushed up. Just now he forcibly pounced, and then immediately dodged, forcing the souls of the living directly into their own seven orifices, if no one called, then maybe when they would wake up, maybe they would wake up after a sleep, maybe they would never wake up again, but the latter situation is too rare.

The three old men were woken up by Liu Chao, they quickly got up from the ground, there was no kindness in their eyes, but they didn't dare to reach out to me anymore, and they also knew that I was not easy to mess with. However, they still held on to the luck mentality and said to Liu Chao: "Xuanhuang Jushi, what happened to us just now?" Is your immortal family not happy that we are doing it in the house and giving us a blindfold to wear? ”

Liu Chao frowned and said to him: "That's not my immortal family, it's my junior brother's!" You kick a big footprint on others, can the old fairy let you go? Go ahead, I'm not going to show you. I show you that it is an old fairy who has offended my junior brother, you can find someone else! ”

When the three people heard this, their faces immediately turned to ashes, and they could have come to this place to see things because they believed in this aspect to a certain extent, but just now they fell to the ground and spat at the foam for some reason, which made them beat the drum in their hearts even more, thinking that they had provoked a person who should not be provoked, and now the three of them have an expression of regret.

Liu Chao turned to the cause of the whole thing, and the unlucky eldest sister said, "Sister Wang, how many times have I told you." You've got these things on you, come to me and watch the excitement stop! How many times has this been? Kick the iron plate, right? Where's your old Huang'er? Sealed, right? Smoke Soul scared away, right? This time, you wait, I'll be you when I come back in two days! Hurry up and beg my junior brother to let you release Lao Huang'er, otherwise the smoke soul will grind you to death! ”

When the eldest sister heard Liu Chao say this, she hurriedly walked over and said to me with a bitter face: "Brother, you also know what's going on with the eldest sister, don't be angry with the eldest sister, the eldest sister is wrong!" ”

"It's okay, you don't have to apologize, eldest sister, I can tell what happened just now!" I said to my eldest sister expressionlessly: "The little yellow skin on your body did that thing just now, and it was the female ghost who did it." Now that the little yellow skin has let me seal it, the female ghost just took advantage of the chaos to run away. But what's going on with you? Why don't you let my senior brother deal with it for you? (To be continued.) )