Chapter 12 A lightning strike from Chen Gong by mistake!
Liu Qingbo didn't expect that when he woke up, there was such a good thing waiting for him! The great joy was beyond words, Liu Qingbo excitedly raised his hands and ran a few laps in the living room with a strange scream. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Liu Qingbo's trouble, the battle between soy milk and his five girls will definitely not go on. Soy milk opened the door and complained: "Bobo, what are you complaining about, you don't sleep early in the morning, you come to harm us!" You just said you saw it, what did you see? ”
Liu Qingbo stopped and smiled at the soy milk: "I see that you can't get up with your bare buttocks, hurry up." If you're late every day, be careful that your unit fires you."
Soy milk grabbed her hands in front of her chest and made a painful appearance: "Your bare ass is also seen by you, where is my chastity?" Aren't you in love with the third child, why are you peeping at me? ”
As soon as the door behind him rang, the third child also came out of the room: "Hehe, the little couple quarreled at the door early in the morning, and the soy milk didn't apologize to your lover soon!" ”
Liu Qingbo saw that he was only wearing a small pair of pants, and subconsciously wanted to see through. But he immediately stopped his unwise approach, TMD! Then give the little brother who sees through to the third child, the eyes must be blind, even if they are not blind, they must be cleaned with high-concentration detergent! And the trauma of the soul, even if you drink Yunnan Baiyao, it is hopeless!
Liu Qingbo also remembered a problem at this time, yesterday's perspective eye was only used three times and could not be used. Is there a limit to the number of times you can use the clairboxer eye, I want to experiment today. But to find a meaningful target, if it is a situation like soy milk in the morning, it is estimated that even God will send lightning to break himself again. Wait a minute! Thunder Strike! Liu Qingbo's brain suddenly moved, his perspective eye couldn't be because of the side effects of being struck by lightning the day before yesterday, right? Why else I had never found out before, I was struck by lightning the day before yesterday, and I would have had a clairway yesterday? No way! If it is true, then the day before yesterday was struck by lightning, it was definitely not the retribution that the bullshit reporter said, it was God giving himself benefits! gogogoalealeale! Although it has not yet been confirmed, I suddenly feel a sense of happiness in my heart, and I just can't stop this happiness.
Seeing Liu Qingbo pause, the third child and the soy milk ran in the living room again, screaming as they ran. The two of them didn't care about him, so they made a guess.
"Hey, third."
"What's soy milk?"
"What's the stimulus on Bobo?"
"It is estimated that he has hemorrhoids, you see him shaking his head and shaking his head, he must not be able to stand the pain in the back."
"Takami!"
Liu Qingbo ignored their vicious speculation, ran a few more laps excitedly, and stopped when he felt tired. I have the heart to tell the two of them the good news and let them join in the grand event with themselves. But thinking about the soy milk thing just now, it can't be justified, and they must be worried about peeping on their dream lover when they know it, maybe how to guard themselves, so forget it. In fact, the real reason is: tell them, they have to believe it too? And it's better for only yourself to know about this kind of thing.
Liu Qingbo went out in the morning humming a little song, and it was estimated that the leaders would have to check attendance today, so he hurriedly ate breakfast at the door before leaving. When I arrived at the unit, I saw that Dean Liu was standing in front of the office building early, and I couldn't help but praise myself for being prescient. Hurry up to say hello, and don't need the leader to remind the familiar ones to sign their names, Dean Liu also praised: "Xiaoliu is good, come so early every day." Liu Qingbo didn't know how to answer, so he hurriedly went up with a smirk. When I got to the office, I took out the phone and called Chen Gong first, and I offended her a lot yesterday. Chen Gong answered the phone and said coldly: I know, I hung up the phone. Liu Qingbo shrugged his shoulders, but also helpless, why bother with a little woman. continued to inform all colleagues, and even Qin Lu did not forget. This is the helplessness of the little people, no one can afford to offend, the seniors have abused me thousands of times, and I treat the seniors like my first love!
Thanks to Liu Qingbo's ventilation report, no one in the five institutes was late today, and I thought I could leave a good impression in Dean Liu's heart. Today, Qin Lu went to the office and said hello to Liu Qingbo for the first time, which made Liu Qingbo seriously suspect that he not only has clairvoyance, but also myopia. Chen Gong was still so indifferent, no one cared.
At about 10 o'clock in the morning, an unfamiliar number called Liu Qingbo, saying that it was a police officer from the Zucchini Police Station, and he was not young when he heard the voice.
Liu Qingbo was strange: "There is a zucchini police station, what a strange name?" ”
The policeman on the other end of the phone was depressed: "Xihu Road Police Station is a road name. ”
Liu Qingbo hurriedly apologized and asked what was the matter.
The policeman asked, "Did you report yesterday that someone stole your wallet, but at that time the man was epileptic and sick?" ”
Liu Qingbo said: "Yes, what's wrong? I remember that the thief was still unconscious when he carried him away, but are you awake now? ”
The policeman said, "Wake up, but he won't admit that he stole from you, and he won't admit that he's crazy." said that you were electrified with an electric baton at that time. ”
Liu Qingbo was angry: "I was spitting wine there, and he took out my pocket from behind, this is not stealing." Besides, I'll go out for a drink and bring an electric baton with me. You cops need to understand clearly."
The policeman said, "Okay, I understand the situation, but if I say that I want to sue you for personal injury, you'd better prepare in advance and find a lawyer." ”
Liu Qingbo was anxious when he heard this: "Sue me for personal injury?" They all got into my pockets to steal things, and I was kind enough to call an ambulance to save him! He's going to sue me! What a good person who can't be a good person. ”
The policeman said, "So, if you have time to come over and we'll take a note and make things clear." My surname is Li, and the phone number is 13 ....., you can find me when the time comes. ”
The bad luck is really unsettled, and Liu Qingbo was in a terrible mood after making the call. He was lying on the table lamenting that he had recently been possessed by his gods, and Qin Lu actually came to look for him.
Qin Lula sat down in a chair and spoke to Liu Qingbo affectionately: "Xiaoliu, let's eat together at noon." ”
Liu Qingbo let out an "ah" in a little confusion. I don't know what kind of road she is doing and what she wants to do. Qin Lu is looking for herself to eat at noon? But it's never been before! Could it be that I bought a scratch ticket yesterday for 500 yuan, and Qin Lu didn't want to ask for a treat? But immediately he knew how naïve he was.
Qin Lu continued: "After eating, pull up Chen Gong, and let's buy scratch tickets together, so it's decided." With that, he got up and left.
Qin Lu is really still Qin Lu, and she still has the true temperament to take advantage of it! At least invite someone to dinner!
Liu Qingbo understands what Qin Lu is calculating: I think Xiaoliu has good luck, and I won 1500 in the scratch lot. I want to follow it again today, but I'm afraid that I don't want to, so I have to pull Chen Gong up. Do you think I have a good relationship with Chen Gong or what?
Liu Qingbo looked at Qin Lu's back: This kind of person is really shameless! Angry, he grabbed it with his right hand, turned around and shot Qin Lu in the back, and dubbed "biang" in his mouth.
Something happened to Liu Qingbo's surprise, and a flash of lightning appeared from the tip of his right index finger and quickly went straight to Qin Lu's back. What made Liu Qingbo's eyes even more straight was that Chen Gong didn't know when he walked behind Qin Lu. Lightning shot into Chen Gong's ass in an instant.
Liu Qingbo watched Chen Gong scream in amazement, and then sat on the ground with his buttocks covered. Depend on! Could this be the legendary Six-Vein Divine Sword! But now is not the time to sigh about this, the most important thing now is to clear up the relationship! Liu Qingbo quickly turned around, put his hands on the mouse and keyboard, and pretended that he had nothing to do with me. But the heart is as turbulent as a boiling pot: could it be that when he was struck by lightning, he not only had a perspective eye, but also helped open up the meridians of the whole body! It's too worth it to be struck by lightning, and I want to be struck by lightning again at that time, and have more special functions. Hey, what's going on with that! Forget it, you have to do it again!
When other colleagues went up to help Chen Gong up from the ground, Liu Qingbo pretended to be concerned and went over to check the situation.
Many colleagues in the vicinity gathered around to see what was going on, and everyone asked Chen Gong what was going on. Chen Gong was helped to sit on the chair next to her, she didn't know what was going on, she was blinded herself. Chen Gong couldn't figure out why he had been so unlucky recently, and he walked well, when suddenly his butt hurt, as if he had been pricked by a needle, and he was still numb. It's a little hot today, Chen Gong is wearing a skirt, and she is embarrassed to rub her buttocks, maybe this rubbing will be gone.
Liu Qingbo wanted to take this opportunity to try his clairvoyance again, and also to confirm whether the lightning would leave any traces. Liu Qingbo took advantage of the inattention of others to find an opportunity, and looked at Chen Gong from behind, and Chen Gong's skirt disappeared in front of Liu Qingbo's eyes. Chen Gong changed into black lace panties today, Liu Qingbo held back the excitement in his heart and looked carefully, and even the underwear disappeared. White Blossom has a distinct red dot on her buttocks, which is supposed to have been left by being struck by lightning. Although it's not the first time I've seen a woman's ass, I've seen it countless times in small movies. But Liu Qingbo still felt that his heart was surging, the blood was rolling, and there was blood to be left in his nostrils. Liu Qingbo quickly closed his eyes, tilted his head and walked away.
Chen Gong was surrounded by everyone and asked questions, but it could only be said that he accidentally fell, so he asked a few female colleagues to help him go to the infirmary for a check-up. A storm just passed, but no one thought it would be an electric shock. After all, even Liu Qingbo himself couldn't believe what happened just now, let alone other people.
The culprit, Liu Qingbo, saw that no one noticed him, so he ran to the bathroom and entered the cubicle, his right hand was like a pistol, and his index finger shot at the partition. But this time, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't shoot lightning. What's going on? I really hit Chen Gong just now. Do you need to bring a voiceover, well, "biang!" biang! biang! biang! The corners of his mouth shouted white foam, but there was still no lightning.