Bai Chan finally chose to follow the cheap master's will and stay in the Xixing Mansion to take care of Yuyuko. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

What a wonderful choice this is, so that the homeless Bai Chan can find a home at once, and still live with a beautiful girl in such a big house.

The only regrets are that there are no people, some deserted, and there is an old man named Soul Demon who looks at him with the eyes of a thief.

Do I look like that kind of person?

Can't you pity me, a man who doesn't even have the tools to commit crimes!

Ahem, be serious, Bai Chan is not that kind of person.

At first, the soul demon was refused, and Bai Chan couldn't say that he could live if he wanted to. The first demon taboo has to try it, because the demon taboo is unwilling to add stunts after staying down, Bai Chan is very good at doing housework, very good at cooking, very good at taking care of people, so that when you come out to see the official, you will definitely scold yourself, there is no such Bai Chan at all.

Then Bai Chan directly took out the token left by Yoshikiyo Sato.

Yuyuko was very moved, and then accepted him.

The soul demon with a black line on his face couldn't disobey Yuyuko's order.

As the saying goes, the building near the water gets the moon first.

Although Bai Chan has no tools to commit crimes, but living under the same roof with the lord, maybe there will be some sparks of love, and no matter how bad it is, it should still be okay to feast his eyes occasionally.

For example, what kind of Yuyuko gets up with low blood sugar during the day, and most of her skin is exposed in disheveled clothes.

As a result, Bai Chan found himself sleeping in the same room with the soul demon.

And he was threatened by the soul demon that he couldn't enter Yuyuko's room, otherwise he would be cut into more than a dozen pieces.

Hey!

Bai Chan's violent temper was not happy at that time.

Although Bai Chan didn't really want to enter Yuyuko's room, there was no dignity in being threatened like this!

So he rolled up his sleeves directly, wanting to fight with the soul demon for hundreds of rounds.

Then it was immediately cut into more than a dozen pieces.

It was really cut into more than a dozen pieces, but Bai Chan did not fall to the ground due to gravity after being chopped, those pieces of flesh were strangely suspended in the air, and flesh buds quickly grew at the incision, and they fused back again.

Bai Chan, who doesn't believe in evil, directly opened the sun ripple plus ghost mode, wanting to teach the soul to be a man.

Then it was chopped into dozens of pieces.

Sure enough, when he was first held by the soul demon with a knife on his neck, he didn't act rashly, which was the right choice.

Bai Chan could only acquiesce to this result in the end, and An An went to do the housework separately.

As for the shooting pill, Bai Chan still chose to tell her the truth when the other party left.

So what kind of rhetoric is it?

"Actually, I'm a slug from a thousand years ago, you know, our race is hermaphroditic, and you can reproduce yourself by yourself, so it's not strange to become a woman."

Bai Chan is not a slug, but he can indeed give himself x, if he wants to.

Shooting Pill Wen's expression suddenly became very strange, and the general idea can be summed up in four words: "You idiot? ”

Bai Chan also expected that the other party might not believe it, so he directly pulled the Shooting Pill Wen to a small corner in the westbound mansion, and showed her on the spot what it means to be metamorphosis and perverts.

Then the expression of the shooting pill to look at the idiocy turned into the expression of looking at the garbage - a particularly disgusting garbage, to be exact.

It was probably as disgusting as a swarm of slugs with the corpses covered in sperm [beep--] .

But curiosity soon got the better of it.

"You didn't say you're human?" Shooting Pill Wen tilted his head and asked, "And you also had wings on your back before, and the aura on your body was the same as that of the Raven Tengu, is there really such a magical spell?" ”

"That's just me fooling them, where do you think I look like a human?" Bai Chan asked rhetorically.

"That's right, you're not human at all." Shooting Pill nodded approvingly.

"......" the corners of Bai Chan's mouth twitched, "Oh, because our slugs are naturally weak, so we have a talent that can absorb the ability of defeated youkai. ”

"How?" Shotmaru tilted his head again.

"Ahem, usually we have the ability to absorb their bodily fluids to achieve a change of form." Bai Zen is the color of the road.

Shooting Pill Wen hurriedly took two steps back, looked nervous as if looking at a gentleman, and said, "I have left beforehand." ”

Then she flapped her wings and left the Westbound Mansion directly.

Shooting Pill Wen does have some things, she still needs to go to the Heavenly Demon Lord.

Bai Chan looked at the other party with great relief, and it seemed that the other party's psychological burden should be reduced a lot.

Abe Harumi also left the Saiyu Mansion, and it is said that he went back to find a person named Lady Lu to discuss a plan to deal with the ghost clan.

Bai Chan ended up living the mundane daily life he wanted.

On the third day after that, early in the morning.

Bai Chan lifted the quilt and got up from the tatami mat.

As soon as his mind moved, a suit directly grew on Bai Chan, who was originally naked, and his long hair, which was messy because of sleep, continued to twist like a long snake, and finally became very smooth and supple, rippling behind his back.

Now that the sun has just risen, Bai Chan is about to start a new day.

The housework that was originally jealous of the soul was divided by Bai Chan in half, and now all he needs to do is prepare food and clean up the house.

After so many plots and tasks, Bai Chan has become very proficient in the use of his body.

I saw him walking unhurriedly towards the kitchen, and a black footprint appeared under his feet with every step.

It wasn't his prank, the footprints weren't made of dirt and dirt, but muscles, like crushed and flattened beef patties.

The beef patties quickly wriggled after breaking away from Bai Chan's body, forming together and turning into a black ball of meat.

The ball of flesh continued to squirm, stretching tentacles from its body.

After finally taking on the form of a meat ball tentacle monster, it began to roll, and each tentacle was assigned a different job, some holding a broom, some holding a rag, and began to carry out the daily cleaning work.

How do you feel so curious?

Fortunately, Yuyuko hasn't woken up now, otherwise Bai Chan would definitely be hacked to death by Youji.

As for the monster, he went out to buy after pruning the flowers and plants in the courtyard.

Although it seems that this meat ball is very intelligent, it is actually completely unintelligent, and is simply an unconscious creature that can only rely on Bai Zen to act.

It's about the feeling of a 360 cleanup master.

Can you still expect 360 to turn into an artificial intelligence and talk to you about philosophy one day!

Bai Chan was still very disappointed at this point, at least so far he was unable to directly divide cells to produce new intelligent beings.

Do you really want to try self-insemination?

Bai Chan hurriedly threw this thought out of his head, he didn't need offspring now, what did he want to do.

Picking up the cauldron, Bai Chan began to make the dishes.

To be honest, there are enough condiments in this era, not to mention monosodium glutamate, pepper and the like, the salt is coarse salt with a strange taste, the sugar is also jaggery and not sweet at all, although the ingredients are of high quality enough, but without good condiments, you can't make any decent dishes.

As a result, Bai Chan invented a black technology, which made Youyuzi and Youji full of praise.

At this time, Bai Chan was making tomato scrambled eggs, which was a very simple dish, and then he was seen picking up a bowl of sugar......

Then pour it straight into your mouth!

Yes, you read that right, poured straight into your mouth!

After Bai Chan ate the sugar, it seemed that something was brewing, and the movement of the spatula in his hand did not stop.

And then a little later......

Bai Chan suddenly lowered his head, opened his mouth, and made a vomiting appearance!

Yes, you read that right!

Bai Chan is vomiting into the pot!

But what he vomited was not a strange, unpleasant mosaic-like object, but crystal clear and fine sand......

Sugar!

Oh, at this point, you should understand.

Bai Chan eats these sugars into his stomach, and then controls the cells in his body to refine these sugars......

In fact, Bai Chan can complete the final shipping step through some more elegant methods, such as letting the sugar flow into the blood vessels and spilling it through a hole in the fingertips.

But this is very troublesome and will only increase time, so he still chooses the most convenient and fast pipe of the esophagus.

No one saw it anyway!

And it's not Bai Chan who eats it himself, ordinary food like him can't satisfy him anymore.

Some people may say that you do this, do you know, believe it or not, the soul demon is jealous to hack you to death!

But there is a good saying, if you don't get discovered, it's not a crime!

Ahem, although Bai Chan did not commit a crime, it always has a bad effect on cooking with vomit.

Of course! The health and safety of these sugars can be marked with perfect marks! Don't worry about eating problems.

Bai Chan quickly made a few side dishes at random, anyway, he could guarantee the deliciousness of these dishes with black technology condiments.

Just as he was about to serve the food and shout to Yuyuko to get up, suddenly there was a knock on the door of the house.

Bai Chan opened the door and saw Abe Qingming, who was as tall as his lower abdomen, walking in holding the altar wine and talking to himself.

“whatareyoudoingnow?”

Originally, Bai Chan just said it casually, but he didn't expect Abe Qingming's answer to directly blind him.

“haven‘tyougoteyesinyouridiothead?”

Abe Qingming looked at Bai Chan with an idiot on his face, and put the jar of wine in the main hall.

"Gossip aside, it's important to get down to business."

Abe Harumi sat directly on the tatami mat and waved his hand to Bai Chan to signal him to come over.

Bai Chan shrugged his shoulders and came to Abe's side.

"This jar of wine is the strongest wine in the country." Abe pointed to the jar of wine on the ground, and then flicked his fingers to flick the seal away, "You drink it all and see if you can get drunk." ”

Although I don't know what Abe is going to do, Bai Chan still did it, there is no way, who let himself be on the other party's territory.

Bai Chan directly picked up the wine jar and drank it all with a gurgling face.

"How?" Abe asked very seriously.

"I don't feel anything." Bai Chan licked the remaining liquor on his lips.

If you want Bai Chan to drink, of course he doesn't feel anything, even if it's alcohol, he can drink it well, and the stomach like a nuclear furnace is enough to perfectly absorb any substance.

"Tsk." Abe frowned.

"How?" Bai Chan asked with some curiosity.

"It's nothing, it's just that Mrs. Lu suggested using fine wine to deal with the ghost clan, but it seems that it is impossible to get drunk at all." Abe didn't hide it either, and said directly.

"Oh......" Bai Chan's eyes rolled and he thought of a brilliant idea.

That's right, with the foreshadowing above, all the officials should have also thought of what Bai Chan wanted to do.

So in Abe's puzzled gaze, Bai Chan directly picked up the wine jar and poked his head in......

"Gasp!"

Bai Chan spit all the wine into it!

To be precise, these wines have been refined by Bai Chan into alcohol, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they are the strongest wines in the world.

“……”

Abe's jaw was about to fall to the ground.

"Hiccup."

After spitting, Bai Chan didn't forget to wipe the corners of his mouth.

The aroma of the wine in the jar was so strong that Abe was a little drunk when he smelled it.

It's definitely the strongest liquor in the world!

Abe, who knew a little about wine, immediately judged it, and then he looked at Bai Zen again.

Although the origin of this wine is not very good......

"The wine is useless to me, but I promise that even if I drink this jar of wine, I will get drunk."

Bai Chan patted the pectoralis major muscle very confidently.

Abe agreed.

At this moment, the soul demon monster happened to return, pushed open the door and walked into the main hall.

"......" Soul Demon was stunned when he saw Abe, "What to do?" And such a big smell of alcohol? ”

As soon as he saw the monster, the corners of Abe's mouth were slightly undetectable.

"Oh! You're back. Abe was unusual, and said very gently, "Come and taste this wine, I brought it from the treasury, I want to see if I can get the ghost clan drunk, after all, the good wine of the ghost clan is also known to the world." ”

The soul demon glanced at Abe suspiciously, and he didn't doubt it, but it was very difficult to get drunk with the ghost clan, maybe it would be even more difficult than killing the other party directly.

"Although I don't think it's likely." The soul demon went to the wine jar and took some with his hands, "But this wine is good." ”

Then he drank it with Abe's smiling eyes.

Abe was about to laugh out loud behind the monster, and directly covered his mouth with his hand.

Bai Chan saw Abe's gloating expression and sighed helplessly.

What the hell is going on with these two people?