Chapter 22 Business Trips at Public Expense
With a snap, the rain smashed into the eyes that had just been opened, and the cold feeling made people wake up all of a sudden, and it turned out to be a nightmare. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Chen Shuo glanced at the gradually extinguishing fire, looked around with a faint halo, but did not find the figure of the senior uncle, and his heart rose to his throat again, always feeling that this cheap senior uncle and Chu Ci had ulterior motives.
The rain is getting heavier, and although common sense tells me that I will be struck by lightning if I go under the canopy to hide from the rain, I still decide to fight for my character.
After a while, when he saw the figure of his uncle strolling leisurely, it seemed that the storm had no effect on him. When he got closer, Chen Shuo found that it was a true qi body, not only was his clothes not wet at all, but even his hairstyle was not messy.
"Uncle Shi, where have you been? This barren mountain and wild forest is very worrying. Chen Shuo asked tentatively.
Uncle Shi's eyes flashed with a smile, and he threw him a white rabbit that had passed out. I took it and watched the rabbit fur stick together wet, the feel was slightly rough, and the appearance was even a little disgusting.
Are the greeting gifts given by the elders of the Houde faction so shabby? And whether you want to give him rabbit fur to make a mat or rabbit meat to make a barbecue, can you get things right, what is going on with this semi-finished product in your own hands?
At this time, the little rabbit opened its red eyes and looked at Chen Shuo as if with tears in his eyes, his nose twitched rapidly, and his fat and round body kept writhing.
Originally, this was a small action of a rabbit begging for mercy, but the pouring rain drenched it like a white mouse, coupled with the cold and remote environment, these actions looked like a prelude to the alien to transform, Chen Shuo brushed and threw the things in his hand ten meters away.
The rabbit who was thrown into the mud pit took a long time to get up, rub his head with his paws, and look back at the eyes full of murderous energy, looking ready to come up and fight hard.
Chen Shuo hurriedly hid behind Uncle Shi, he was afraid that he had met a goblin again, and hoped that Uncle Shi could buy more time for his escape.
I didn't see any move for a long time, so I leaned out and found the dirty rabbit limping into the woods.
As soon as the rabbit sank into the grass, Chen Shuo exhaled, but the little thing was really angry, and jumped up and scolded, "Big fool!" ”
"Uncle Shi, it scolds you!" Chen Shuo hurriedly took a seat.
Uncle Shi didn't pay attention to him, he turned over and continued to move on, Chen Shuo pursed his lips and felt that it was really not interesting. I had to brave the icy rain to keep up.
After walking a few miles, the rain became sparse. Chen Shuo, who was hungry and cold, shouted uncomfortable, and asked his uncle for food, and his uncle said suspiciously: "You only ate Bigu Dan yesterday." ”
"That's only a staple food, I'm still growing up and need all kinds of nutrients, especially meat."
"Then why did you release the rabbit essence?"
"I rub it, I can't get out of my mouth just because of its ugly appearance." Chen Shuo refused to admit the fact that he was frightened by a rabbit.
"And what do you like?"
Of course, the rarer the better, the meat will be the dragon liver and phoenix marrow, and the vegetarian will come to the Tianshan Snow Lotus, but unfortunately it can only be in the heart, and the surface is still very respectful: "The bear's paw, tiger gall, and fox are all very good, and the meat can be peeled and made into clothes after eating." ”
Uncle Shi nodded and said, "Got it." ”
Chen Shuo followed behind for a long, long time, and he didn't see at all that Uncle Shi was going to catch the idea of replenishing his body.
I finally came to the conclusion that the God of Wealth must have told Uncle Shi that the sponsorship money was on him, but he didn't show any filial piety to his elders, which caused Uncle Shi to be passive and slack off.
Chen Shuo, who figured all this, could only sigh, as the saying goes, he understands the truth, but he is still unwilling to pay for it.
Because the amount of sponsorship fees is fixed, the rest is my hard-earned money. The private money that is not worth mentioning in the first place, and it is advanced in advance for the sake of a momentary appetite, when can it come out?
Besides, human nature is elusive, what if Uncle Shi's lion opens his mouth? The story of his guilt is very cruel, Chen Shuo secretly decided to tighten his belt and not pay a penny on the road.
In this way, he hypnotized himself all the way not to be hungry, and finally arrived at a small town. Uncle Shi led the horse to a gorgeously decorated restaurant, and Chen Shuo suddenly stopped him: "Uncle Shi, did you bring any money?" Uncle Shi looked at him strangely and said, "Isn't it all on you?" ”
Chen Shuo subconsciously covered his waist, and his face was really disgusted. "If I pay for it, let's go to another house to eat."
Uncle Shi followed him to a small noodle stall for some reason and asked for two bowls of oily noodles. "Uncle Shi, if you can't eat enough, the noodle soup is enough!" The stall owner was shocked.
Chen Shuo was full of food and drink, and when he saw that his uncle was not moving at all, he asked tentatively, "Don't you have an appetite?" Uncle Shi shook his head.
Now why is Xiu Zhenren so hypocritical, he wants others to treat him when he eats, and he has to put on his face if he can't eat, but he must have a good relationship with this long road. Chen Shuo was a little unhappy and said, "Why don't we go to that restaurant again." ”
Uncle Shi looked puzzled: "You haven't eaten enough?" ”
Fart! Lao Tzu drank the noodle soup and almost died, not to honor you, so he said angrily: "Seeing that Uncle Shi didn't move his chopsticks, I'm worried that you won't be able to run if you encounter danger on the road." ”
Uncle Shi shook his head and said, "I have already cultivated to the Golden Pill, and I will naturally open the valley." ”
Chen Shuo thought that the feeling was good, so hurry up and pack some dry food and go on the road. I turned around and walked to a baked cake stall and bargained for a long time to buy it back.
When he happily led the horse and prepared to leave the city, Uncle Shi sighed and said, "You really have the true inheritance of the master, and you don't need to save so much on the sponsorship." ”
"Wait, we can use the sponsorship money for this trip?" Chen Shuo was shocked.
"Yes, of course, going out to send out tasks is at public expense."
Chen Shuo left to stop his steps, turned his horse's head and asked where was the most luxurious inn? As soon as he approached the door of the inn, Xiao Er greeted him enthusiastically, and Chen Shuo said heroically: "There are two rooms in Tianzi No. 1 room!" ”
Xiao Er twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "The guest officer is a cultivator, right?" "Chen Shuo is surprised that his otherworldly temperament has become so obvious?
Uncle Shi couldn't stop laughing, and relieved the siege: "It's troublesome to go to two rooms." ”
Originally, there were only two or three inns in small towns, which were only divided into two types: upper rooms and general shops, and inns in bustling big cities would also give rooms a nickname. The name of a house such as Tianzi No. 1 only appears in two situations, one is on the old painting book, for the pastime of the young lady in the boudoir, but in the mouth of the cultivator who is far away from the mortal world.
Chen Shuo pretended to be calm and walked upstairs, and kept stabbing his uncle and villain in his heart, feeling that this person was just coming to see him embarrassed.
As soon as he was lying on the bed to rest, he heard Xiao Er knock on the door and say that he had brought hot water for bathing. Chen Shuo raised his arm to smell himself, the sour smell of ecstasy, and then recalled the faint aroma on his uncle's body, and suddenly felt that he could bear that he was also a tough guy all the way.
Soaking in warm water and relaxing your muscles that have been sore for a few days is simply refreshing. Chen Shuo decided to go on the next trip, shopping in prosperous cities and towns, and it is rare to travel freely at public expense with senior bodyguards, which is simply a winner in life.