Long time no see! Here I would like to introduce myself again, my name is Uejo Danma. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info is an inconspicuous, ordinary, and high-school male high school student A who can be seen all over the street with LV0 (incapacitated). (Author: "Who believes!") ”）

On the last day of the summer vacation, I was finally forced to worship the "master" (sweet dream: "Cut! A guy who doesn't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings. It's rare that I have the intention of teaching people, and I am still reluctant. (Author: "I think it's unfortunate.") After completing his homework, he was forced to take a long-term training program from Sweet Dreams. The content of the content is more than "unfortunate! What can be described can be described as "despair! "That's it.

"To protect the world around you, you have to be strong. Now you can't even win with a gun and a dragon set with a combat power of only five. What a showdown with the dark forces of the academy city and the people on the magic side! At the very least, you'll have to train me to the point where I can break rocks with one punch and catch bullets with my bare hands. ”

After speaking, Meimeng also took out a revolver and shot at his other hand, seeing Meimeng's white left hand with no burn marks and the really hot and smoking bullet inside, he couldn't calm down on the spot.

You think everyone is as rebellious as you! Don't judge me by your standards! My body is very slender. It's not like you, it's a Gundam reincarnation! (Sweet Dream: "Wrong!") I was a martial artist in my previous life! ”）

But complaining and complaining, when Ma feels that there is still some truth in the dream, after all, it is not impossible to face some powerful enemies in the future, and a little more strength will be a little more secure.

Besides, Meimeng's training plan is just some simple physical training and martial arts instruction, although the amount of training is "a little" higher. But at least there are no training items such as "catching bullets with bare hands", "fists against boulders", "hand knives breaking steel bars" and so on. When Ma had to accept it honestly! (Actually, he didn't have the option to refuse.) ）

Today is the first day of school, and I finally got rid of the "devil training" of sweet dreams. But Intix, who was supposed to stay at home, actually came to school. And I also met a friend - Wind Slash Binghua.

This is not bad news for Dangma, after all, Intix's friends are something to celebrate. Even for this, he specially decided to take money for a hemorrhage and invite the two of them to the underground street to have a good time (author: "When Ma gives me death!"). ）。

But......

I saw a big hole suddenly opened from the ceiling.,A girl in a black gothic loli suit fell out of the hole.,And then the girl saw that when the hemp queen.,Without saying a word, she took a chalk-like thing and spent a few symbols in the air.,Suddenly the electronic devices in the underground street seem to be all paralyzed.。

Immediately, a stone giant appeared in front of Dangma.

'Alright!' I thought that God-sama was suddenly merciful, and planned to give poor Kamijo Dangma a little leisure time to relax. I'm a hopelessly stupid person with that thought! When the corners of Ma's eyes twitched and looked at the stone giant in front of him who exuded "I'm beep-very violent" all over his body, he sighed helplessly.

"I just escaped here, but I didn't expect to run into the imaginary killer by chance, and the key to the imath zone is also there, so it seems that my luck is not bad." After Shirley gently patted the dust off her body, she looked at Shangjo when Ma and Feng cut Binghua and smiled. (Mikoto Misaka and Intix have been transferred to the ground by Kuroko)

"Although I don't have to kill this little girl, I actually killed it with you. Golem. ”

The Golem roared angrily, raising its thick arms and slamming them at the Upper Strip and the Wind Slashing Ice Blossom.

"Danger!" When Ma can be regarded as experienced in a hundred battles, a jump pounced, and he dodged the blow of the stone giant with the wind and ice Hua. Damn, is it a magician? Is she the intruder that Kuroko is talking about?

"It's okay!" When Ma looked at the stroke in his arms, Binghua asked.

"Nope! Sorry for holding you back! Feng Slash Binghua shook his head and said apologetically.

"It's okay! I still have a move! When Ma replied, judging from his confident expression, it shouldn't be a lie.

"It's useless! The earth is my strength. In front of Alice, no one wants to stand on the earth (Author: "Wasn't it broken by a punch from a sweet dream?"). ”）…… Ale? Just as Shirley proudly explained her "Alice" sauce. When Ma actually pulled the wind and slashed Binghua without saying a word, he turned his head and ran, the speed was outrageously fast, and he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

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"Listen up. I'm going to teach you the secrets of the Misaka family's mental method of undifferentiated fighting that have been passed down from generation to generation. Meimu wore a pair of glasses, and the whole person carried a light called "reason", pointing to the big words "Misaka family indiscriminate fighting" on the blackboard.

Aren't you a clone of Mai Trin, where did you come from generation to generation? How did you come up with the name "Indiscriminate Fighting"?

When Ma secretly complained in his heart, he still pretended to be a studious baby and raised his hand and asked, "Teacher!" What is the secret of the indiscriminate fighting flow Misaka family's mental method? ”

"That's a good question, Kamijo-san." Meimeng glanced at Dangma with admiration, (Author: "Are you playing the teacher game?") "The general outline of the Misaka family's mental method is, simply put, to implement a strategy that is full of the three elements of 'escape, thinking, and attacking' when one's own side is at a disadvantage. ”

Silent......

"E-Teacher Meimeng, can I understand that if I can't fight, I will run, and then find a chance to retaliate?" When a trace of cold sweat broke out on Ma's forehead, he said a little speechlessly.

"Smack!" A paper fan slapped on Dangma's head.

"Superficial!" Meimeng pointed at Dangma angrily and said. "I, a martial artist, wouldn't do such a dirty thing, this is just a strategic shift, have you ever thought that when there is a person on your side who is not combat-ready, shouldn't you move him to a safe place first? When you are helpless against your enemies, you can not only avoid injury, but also gain extra time to think about countermeasures, when ......"

"I know, I know! Calm down. Looking at Misaka Miyumu who was chattering in front of him and giving examples to illustrate, Dangma hurriedly said. However, his tone always had the feeling of coaxing a child.

It seemed that after hearing Dangma's words, Meimeng suddenly calmed down and suddenly didn't say a word.

Just when Ma felt entangled, suddenly Meimeng showed a very, very touching "big lady" smile. Those who know her well know. Sweet dream, angry!

"I already know it's wrong! Please forgive me for not being there. "As the saying goes, a man has gold under his knees. But when the young man treats money as dung. Without hesitation, he performed a move "Tiger Landing Pose" (note: kneeling and kowtowing moves).

"Alla, you're too nervous to be numb!" Meimu covered her mouth and said with a smile, "Let's take a break and eat a piece of chocolate!" ”

As he spoke, he handed a piece of chocolate to Dangma.

"Is this a laxative? No, maybe she actually added a new ** of aptx4869 with the effect of killing people with corpses. Maybe it's not actually a piece of chocolate, but a piece of Sho that looks like chocolate. When Ma held the chocolate with his trembling right hand, he desperately thought about what this chocolate was sacred.

Just when Ma was entangled in its body, Meimeng suddenly said, "When Ma Sang, what's wrong?" Eat it! ”

Seeing Misaka Mimu with a smile on her face, when Ma made a decision in an instant.

No matter what kind of existence this thing is, but eating it will be a "dying" result in the end, but if you don't eat it, it will definitely be a "real death" badend.

As soon as the heart is crossed, when the numbness doesn't care about the three, seven, twenty-one, he opens his mouth and eats it in a big gulp.

Come on, I'm ready to come to my senses, whether it's blood or something.

Well? How so...... The taste is not bad.

"How does it taste?" Meimu looked at the gobbling up Dang Ma smiled and asked.

"Not bad...... It's about the same as regular chocolate, thank you! "Thank you for making me a little sweet before I despair.

"Of course. This would have been a regular piece of chocolate. ”

"It's just regular chocolate...... Wait a minute! Regular chocolate, you say? Dangma asked with an incredulous face.

"Nonsense!" Meimu rolled her eyes angrily, "What kind of chocolate do you think I'll have?" Laxatives? The latest ** of aptx4869 with the effect of killing with corpse transformation? Or do you think it looks like Sho chocolate? ”

That's exactly what I thought. When Ma scratched his head a little embarrassed, he didn't know what to say a little embarrassed.

Although he loves to be angry and loves the whole person, this guy won't lose his temper so casually.

"Intix!" Sweet dream suddenly shouted to her.

"What? Hair. Since Sweet Dream provided today's dinner, Intix was quite friendly to Sweet Dream and immediately put aside the TV and walked over.

Meimeng pointed to the remaining chocolate residue on the side of Dangma's mouth and said, "This guy ate the high-grade chocolate I specially gave you." (Author: "Didn't you give it to him?") ”）

Sure enough, for a moment, I thought that this guy was so merciful, and I was a complete idiot.

Well, that's a sweet dream! When Ma smiled and shrugged his shoulders, he sighed and thought. (Author: "Have you finally been spoiled by her?") ”）

"When !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Unfortunately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Because of the deep impression, this set of indiscriminate fighting Misaka family mental secrets was memorized together by the way. Now that I think about it, it seems that what Sweet Dream said makes a lot of sense.

As for Shirley-

"Damn, you guys dare to tease me. Don't run to see me look good to you! "Originally, Meimeng was so angry that he was bullied, but when he was so provoked by him, the whole person ran away. Standing on her "Alice" shoulder, the Golem took it in stride.

Just a few seconds after everyone left, an orange-red beam suddenly shot out of the hole where Shirley had jumped out, and then a long-haired junior high school girl jumped out of it.

"Yo! Apprentice, the teacher has come to your aid, eh? Why are you still missing? Feeling a little puzzled by the discrepancy between the landing time and her own calculations, she couldn't help but look down at the ground.

"Oops! I accidentally pierced the floor that wasn't broken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From the dark abyss, there was a desolate and mournful cry.

Hey, hey! Such a master red bean paste (really?) Dai Kuya (is it okay?) When Ma sees it, he will definitely pretend not to know you, and he will definitely be.

(Author: "Sure enough, natural stay is the cutest thing!") Shaking s or something is the most annoying. This author has finally flaunted his might for a while. ”）

("Really?") Suddenly, a hand grabbed the author's shoulder, covered in black gas, and his eyes were full of evil red glow, "Don't go astray!" Let me make you an authentic jitter! ”）

(Author: "Yami Saucer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”）

What is this? A brush of fate...... Right?

ps: Recommended ~ Recommended ~ Recommended Roll Roll ~ ↖ (^w^). ↗

ps2: Speaking of which, how many floors are there in the underground shopping mall of the school city??

PS3: To clarify, the secret of the mind of the Indiscriminate Fighting Ryu Misaka family is the "Secret of the Heart Method of the Indiscriminate Fighting Ryu Hime" used in imitation of the "blasting point" of the Ranma in "Ranma in Half". Well-it's just fun to add it.