Volume 9: 001 Kung Fu Volume

Shen Mu was in the office, choosing who should join the supporting actress in the next movie, when he heard the system's prompt again. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

"Ding-dong, congratulations to the host, you will enter the next random plane, please get ready."

"Alright, you all go out first."

Jun Ji-hyun, Song Ji-hyo, Zheng Xiujing and other candidates, seeing Shen Mu waved his hand, they were about to let them out, it seemed that the hard work just now was in vain, so they could only leave the office stupidly.

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"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host, you have successfully crossed into the plane of "Kung Fu", you are now the younger brother of the Crocodile Gang, please don't kill in vain, otherwise you will be punished by heaven!"

"Look, Lao Tzu is a big Hollywood director, and he still wants to be a little brother here, those little stars, what do you want to do......"

"Who else !!"

The first thing Shen Mu heard when he first crossed over was this sentence, just now he was still thinking about what kind of gang the crocodile gang was.

But when he saw Director Feng, who had invited him to eat only a few days ago, he suddenly understood that this guy was about to hang up.

Seeing Director Feng so rampant now, Shen Mu only thought of one sentence now, if God wants to destroy it, he must first make it crazy.

The boss of the crocodile gang seems to have beaten a policeman to Haibian just now, and the person Shen Mu is wearing is the younger brother of the crocodile gang, and his name also has a pastoral character, but his name is Zhang Mu.

There was a lot of commotion everywhere in this police station, and there was a confusion about the smell of blood, Shen Mu just looked around coldly, and the only thing that made him pay attention was the wife of the boss of the crocodile gang, dressed in a flower cloth cheongsam, with a cigarette in her hand, and she was sitting on a chair, swallowing clouds and spitting fog, and she looked proud of her revenge.

Shen Mu used the Heavenly Eye Technique to inspect the surroundings and found that the police chief was hiding in a small room, wiping his forehead in cold sweat and not daring to come out.

And Shen Mu looked at the little slut of the flower cloth cheongsam again, and was stunned, he just opened the Heavenly Eye Technique and forgot to turn it off, it's okay not to look at it, he saw everything.

I saw the little woman in the flower cloth cheongsam, the cheongsam she was wearing, slowly retreated, and then revealed what should be the most popular green bikini at this time.

Then slowly he was completely naked, with a cigarette in his mouth, curvaceous, coquettish, and at least 32D in those two groups, but this little slut crossed Erlang's legs and covered the important parts, but this also made Shen Mu almost have a nosebleed.

He doesn't know what's wrong, just using the perspective ability of the Heavenly Eye Technique, there will be nosebleeds, but as long as he doesn't use the Heavenly Eye Technique, even if he sees everything and does everything, there is no such adverse consequence.

He really couldn't figure it out, could it be that harmony was also a kind of heavenly punishment? Shen Mu could only use heavenly punishment to explain this strange phenomenon.

Fortunately, he turned his eyes to the side in time, and did not look at the little slut, but through the wall, he saw that outside the police station, there was a large group of people holding axes in their hands, ready to attack, as if someone would rush out and cut people if someone gave an order.

The boss of the crocodile gang in the house didn't know that his life was hanging by a thread, and he was still showing off his strength and glaring at the people in the police station, arrogant to the extreme, took off his hat, turned around and pointed to the little slut of the flower cloth cheongsam behind him, and reprimanded the police: "Such a beautiful woman, just because she spat on the ground, was caught here by you, is there still a royal law?" Is there still a law? ā€

As he spoke, he glanced at the police captain who was lying on the ground, drenched in blood from the beating, his head was bleeding, and he couldn't get up for a long time, and smiled at the policemen: "Your director will give us face to the crocodile gang, otherwise he won't be able to be this director, you don't know me?" ā€

The police captain lay on the ground and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I really didn't know she was your wife." ā€

The Crocodile Boss spat disdainfully at the police chief, and then kicked the hot water bottle up to him.

The director hurriedly dodged, but he was still not lightly burned.

"Let's go!" The crocodile gang boss let out a bad breath, so he waved his hand, put his arms around his wife, and led the younger brothers out.

Shen Mu, who was behind him while walking, scolded: "Ah Mu, how did you take care of your sister-in-law, you actually took care of your sister-in-law to the police station, you useless thing, dare to have a next time, be careful that Lao Tzu will collapse you!" ā€

"Yes, it's the boss, the younger brother must not dare to be ugly anymore."

"Hmph, it's good to know! Carry your bag for your sister-in-law. ā€

"Yes, yes, boss!" Shen Mu hurriedly took the red leather bag in the hands of the little slut in the flower cloth cheongsam, with a respectful expression.

And this person who was trained just now is the little brother of the crocodile gang that Shen Mu crossed into, called Zhang Mu, Zhang Mu has been in the crocodile gang for a few years, and he is still a follower brother who carries a bag for the boss's wife, he was scolded by the crocodile gang boss for no reason, and his heart was panicked, and it was like slaughtering the crocodile gang boss.

But he knew that now was not the time, so he endured a breath, and on the surface he still looked respectful, he knew that when he went out, the crocodile gang boss was about to hang up, and he was thinking about how to take over his property and little slut.

After a beating, he followed silently, watching the little slut of the flower cloth cheongsam twist his slender waist, and shook it, the crocodile helped the boss to wrap his arms around the waist of the wife of the flower cloth cheongsam, and then slowly moved down with one hand, and then grabbed the big fart/stock.

This may also be the last time the crocodile gang boss catches it, and when he arrives in the underworld, he can't catch it if he wants to, so he can only be caught by Niu Tou Ma Mian.

The boss of the crocodile gang saw that there was no one in the movie theater opposite, and thought that the business of the movie theater was so bad, so he said disdainfully: "I don't know how to make movies in any business, and there is no one in the movie theater on Sunday." ā€

Not to mention that there was no one in the movie theater opposite, even on this spacious street, there was no one at all, and the sky on the black night was still glowing with a faint blood red, indicating the coming of disaster.

"Go back!" The Crocodile Gang sensed that something was wrong, turned around and wanted to turn back and take refuge at the police station, but the way back was immediately closed.

At both ends of the wide road, two teams of axe killers with axes in their hands, top hats, white shirts, and suits and leather shoes came out in black, blocking the escape path of the crocodile gang boss.

"Call someone!" The Crocodile Gang Boss shouted in some panic.

With a "boom", a firework hit the night sky, blooming with brilliant light, but it also sounded the death knell for the Crocodile Gang Boss.

The boss of the Axe Gang sneered lazily: "No need to send it, hillbilly, when you beat the police, your little brother has already been taken care of by me." ā€

"Axe Gang, I'll fight with you!" The boss of the crocodile gang, after shouting this, turned around and ran.

His younger brother is still stupid to fight with the Axe Gang.

The people of the Axe Gang picked up the submachine guns, and there was a sudden burst, and the little brother of the Crocodile Gang fell to the ground instantly, and the little slut of the flower cloth cheongsam hid aside, covering his ears, looking panicked.

But seeing Shen Mu, who had been standing behind him and was silent, suddenly jumped up and dodged the bullets that were fired at him.

The hundreds of people in the Axe Gang were all stunned, some people were able to dodge the dense bullets in an instant.

I saw a flash of sword light under Shen Mu's feet, and the sword rose, and the fire in his hand flashed, and a sword with a red body appeared.

"This ......" Everyone in the Axe Gang looked up, and Shen Mu, who was standing in the night sky, was like looking at a sword god, all of them had big mouths, and they could stuff a fist.

The crocodile gang boss's eyes were full of confusion, and he kept thinking, "This Ah Mu usually doesn't even kill a chicken, and he looks honest, why did he suddenly become a sword immortal?!" Could it be that he has always hidden his strength and has other plans? Could it be a conspiracy......"

When he thought of this, he suddenly felt as if he had unconsciously brought a hat on his head.

And the little slut of the flower cloth cheongsam just looked up at Shen Mu standing in the night sky with a nymphomaniac, and his eyes were full of admiration and said, "Wow! Amu, so handsome......"

The boss of the Axe Gang thought that there was a peerless master in the Crocodile Gang, and hurriedly shouted: "You bastards, what are you doing stupidly!" Fast! Fast! Kill him! Even if he is a sword immortal, he is just as afraid of bullets! ā€

Only then did the people of the Axe Gang react, and the submachine gun in his hand was suddenly aimed at Shen Mu in the night sky, but the Xihe sword in Shen Mu's hand just waved at will, and used a move of the Qionghua faction's [Quartet Convergence], and more than ten crimson sword lights appeared in the Quartet, surrounding Shen Mu's body, only listening to a series of dense impact sounds of "Bell ......", and sparks splashed everywhere!

But not even a single bullet could pass through this sword shadow protection!

Shen Mu just blocked all the bullets fired at him with this move, only to see the bullet casings fall to the ground like raindrops from the air, emitting "Bang bang bang!" Ringing.

Standing on the road, everyone who looked up at everything was stunned, even the people who had been hiding in the police station and the movie theater and had not dared to show their heads, secretly opened the windows, looked up at this rare wonder for a thousand years, and even more so, they were already bowing their heads, and the pious look on their faces caused everyone next to them to kneel on the ground, because they felt that they might have really met the sword fairy.

The boss of the Axe Gang thought that he was hallucinating, and unexpectedly pulled out a barge gun from his waist and pointed it at Shen Mu in the sky, and was ready to pull the trigger.

But Shen Mu didn't give him a chance to pull the trigger, "Sword roaring for nine days!" ā€

With a low shout, Shen Mu's body suddenly burst into inspiration, and 9 swords were summoned in the sky, lined up, and fell towards the boss of the Axe Gang.

"Bang bang bang......" Several huge sword shadows fell in front of the boss of the Axe Gang, and nine deep sword pits were carved out on the ground in front of him, if it weren't for Shen Mu not wanting to kill in vain, the hundreds of people under his feet would all die here, and the chickens and dogs would not be left.

At this time, the boss of the Axe Gang was already convinced, knelt on the ground and bowed his head, and couldn't even say anything, "...... Yes! Sword, sword...... Swordsman, no...... Sword Immortal! Please let us go, we are willing to recognize you as the boss! ā€

As he spoke, he hurriedly waved his hand to the little brothers who were already looking stupid behind him: "Quick, kneel down!" ā€

His signal, although the sound was very small, spread very fast on the road, and everyone heard it, threw away the guns and axes in their hands, and bowed with their heads, not even daring to raise their heads.

And the bare pole commander of the crocodile gang and the little slut of the flower cloth cheongsam also hurriedly held the ground with their hands and knelt on the ground, but their eyes were happy.