Chapter 1: Rebirth I
When the potato woke up again, his head was squeezed and hurt, and something was wrapped around his neck, so that he couldn't breathe, and before he could think about how he had a neck, he was already strangled so that his face was blue and he was about to lose consciousness. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Cut the umbilical cord first! Cut the umbilical cord first! The woman's panicked cry rang out, and her whole body was immediately in a hurry.
Potato couldn't see what was going on around her, she just felt like she was finally able to breathe, someone gently wiped her with warm water, and then wrapped her in something soft.
“…… Why doesn't this kid cry? A female voice asked, wheezing.
The person holding the potato immediately slapped its buttocks fiercely, and the potato couldn't control it, and he cried out loud "wow".
"Listen! Listen! Spirited, she's a doll, ma'am, look at her......"
The man chuckled softly, his gasp quieter.
"Madame! Madam! "Suddenly, there was chaos in the house.
The potato, who couldn't open his eyes yet, was stunned, and he didn't care about listening to the things around him.
How could it cry? Isn't it only possible to transmit sound with divine thoughts?
As its name suggests, the potato itself is a potato. Since it was conscious, it grew in the vegetable field in the backyard of the Tang family, and the strange thing is that when the next person came to dig the potatoes, it always missed it, and it kept growing, and it grew for a full seventy years, and the other potatoes that were occasionally missed rotted in less than two years, only it, cultivated into fine.
It wasn't until the seventy-seventh year that Tang Sha, the little concubine of the Tang family, came to play in the vegetable field by chance and dug it out. Fortunately, this little maid has not cultivated, so she can't see that something is wrong with it. The potatoes secretly exerted their strength, pretending that she did not hold it steady, and fell in the field, rolling while overwhelming the leaves and seedlings of the young people around them, and the young people bent their waists and were stained with the big dung used for fertilization in the field, and stood up straight, the leaves swayed, and the skirt of the little girl was immediately splashed with yellow thin dung.
"It's disgusting!" She held the hem of her skirt and bared her teeth, and hurriedly ran out of the vegetable field: "Cui'er! Cui'er! Take me to change my clothes! ”
Tudou looked at her back and rolled her eyes in her heart, be your Miss Jiao, you have nothing to do with the vegetable field.
It lay down for a while, making sure no one would come for a while, before reaching out, uh...... Four thin matchsticks, to be exact, stood up. Its body is much rounder than ordinary potatoes, and it is not easy for these four matchsticks to support it.
The potato walked a few steps, and the two matchsticks "clicked, clicked" twice, not only did not walk much, but also almost fell unsteadily, it pouted in its heart, simply turned sideways, and rolled out of the vegetable garden. Rolling and pondering, if this young lady could find it and dig it out, why hasn't anyone dug it up in the past few decades?
Before the potato could think of a reason, it had already rolled out of the vegetable garden, and after thinking about it, it was going to secretly go to see the Miss Tang Sha. It had always guessed that it was some kind of spell that it had inadvertently cast, so that the subordinates could skip it, but today this Miss Tang Sha found it at a glance, and Tudou was very sure that the young lady had no spiritual power on her, so what was going on?
As soon as its mind turned, it followed the smell of the young lady and rolled towards the inner courtyard.
It had been hiding for a long time, but the smell turned a corner and went back to the front yard.
What a young lady who is in a panic! The potato complained in his heart, he had nothing to do in the vegetable garden, so he got dung and ran to the front yard, I don't know if it is easy to knock on the body!
The smell eventually stopped in the garden. The potatoes hide among the flowers, and the sesame-sized eyes peek out through the dense foliage.
In the pavilion in the middle of the garden, a group of young ladies are sipping tea on the table, covering their lips and smiling at each other, a charming and graceful manner, which is more dazzling than the flowers around them. The little maiden Tang Sha sat at the very edge, she changed her clothes, for example, the clothes she wore when she went to the vegetable garden were much more delicate and decent, but she still lost a lot to the genuine ladies who got together. She tightened her face, not like the other ladies, but straightened her back and poured tea alone, looking pure and beautiful.
A young lady in goose yellow clothes looked over, hid her face and smiled, and said to the arrogant Miss Taoyi next to her in a voice that everyone could hear: "Miss, you see, some people are barbaric and vulgar on weekdays, and when they hear that an immortal master is going to choose a disciple, they make a clear and tall appearance, but they don't know that the immortal master chooses an apprentice to look at the spiritual root, not by pretending." ”
Tudou thought about it, if you want to say that she is barbaric and vulgar on weekdays, it is probably Miss Tang Sha who just ran to the vegetable garden to play.
Sure enough, another young lady in a water-colored dress rubbed the tea cup and smiled: "It's not, I heard that Fang is still stubborn in the pickled field where he grows vegetables in the backyard." ”
"No wonder!" The young lady in goose yellow clothes suddenly realized: "Where did the stench come from, I covered the fragrance of tea, it turned out to be like this." ”
The young lady in the water-colored dress glanced at Tang Sha and said, "I heard that the immortal master has a keen five senses, if this smell displeases the immortal master, what can we do if it affects our sisters?" ”
"That's it! Miss, why don't we ask her to avoid it? Goose Yellow looked at Miss Momo with a smirk.
Miss Taoyi fiddled with the tea set slowly, and said after a while: "Don't do superfluous things, how can the immortal master mind such a trivial matter?" It is also a blessing for the family to have one more person to be selected by the immortal master, and the interests of the family must not be delayed due to selfish desires. ”
The goose-yellow dress and the water-colored dress stiffened at the same time, and said with a sneer: "Thank you for the teachings of the eldest lady, it is the sisters who are stupid." After speaking, he glanced at Miss Tang Sha fiercely.
Miss Tang Sha was not moved by the sarcasm of her sisters and sisters in the slightest, and the little girl with the size of Pea Ding held a posture and tried her best to make a difference.
Miss Taoyi glanced at her and smiled mockingly, but a concubine on the side wanted to make this gesture, but she didn't know how ridiculous it was for the sparrow to pretend to be a phoenix. She picked up the teacup and took a sip.
Potato hid aside and eavesdropped, his heart empty.
Of course, the stench was not brought by Miss Tang Sha, but it rolled in the field. The immortal master in the mouth of the young ladies is so powerful, what if they find it with their sense of smell? Although it has grown in the soil for decades, it has seen and heard a lot, the resources for cultivating immortals here are poor, and the spiritual plants are priceless, not to mention that it has given birth to spiritual wisdom, even if the body is just a potato, it is also a great supplement.
It sent the abacus to the pond where the fish were kept. Maybe stay in the water and the smell won't come out.
Potato watched the ladies chatting about the day, as if he didn't notice this, so he secretly moved his body, trying not to bring the flowers and plants, and went towards the pond.
"Immortal Master, look, all the girls of our family are here." The little old man dressed in luxury respectfully introduced the immortal master.
The immortal master is a woman, I saw her in white clothes fluttering like a fairy, her eyebrows are a little more charming than the most beautiful lady of the Tang family, but she is so cold and jade that people feel that it is blasphemous to look at her more.
Miss Jiao couldn't help but hold her breath, but the potatoes screamed in their hearts, how did they come so quickly!
He Caiyin bowed slightly, didn't look at the young ladies who were trying to fiddle with their postures, but took out a jade base, a small ball with mist, and said indifferently: "Come here." ”
Miss Jiao was also a little embarrassed in their hearts, they thought that it would be a male fairy master, so they deliberately set up a table in the garden to make an elegant appearance, and they didn't want to come to a female fairy master, so they had to touch their noses and walk over honestly.
"Calm down and put your hand on the spirit stone." He Caiyin waved casually: "Let's start over there." ”
She pointed at Tang Sha, who was standing on the very edge, Tang Sha held her breath for a moment, her heart was bottomless and nervous, and she clenched her fists and didn't dare to step forward.
He Caiyin frowned a little impatiently, this Tang family is a mortal family, and she doesn't know what energy she has, so she wants to come over to recruit people in person. Few boys have been visited before, and she came to visit the girls patiently, but she saw these girls who were not up to her waist fiddling with their postures, twisting and pinching and reluctant to step forward, and their hearts were angry, but they still posed as fairies and said: "If you don't want to test, go back, the next one." ”
Miss Jiao naturally saw that the immortal master was in a bad mood, and they all glared at Tang Sha angrily, and even the eldest lady in peach clothes frowned, thinking that the concubine next to her was not on the stage.
Tang Sha was in a hurry and said loudly: "It's measured!" Measured! The little girl is just too nervous, the immortal master forgives the sin! She was so frightened that her voice was as sharp as a broken gong for a moment. She walked over with her hands and feet, looking at the immortal master worriedly, and at the same time crying out in her heart, this is not right! This is different from the indifferent, elegant, pure and beautiful image she imagined! She originally planned to calmly and casually explore, even if she didn't have a spiritual root, she might be able to get the blue eyes of the immortal master and be taken with her, so she also practiced in the room many times, why would she really be scared at this time! Why is it so petty!
He Caiyin waved her hand impatiently, not wanting to pay attention to her.
Tang Sha had no choice but to put all her hopes on the spirit exploration stone, she put her hand on the misty stone, her apricot eyes stared at it, fine sweat broke out on her forehead, watching the mist in the stone fade away, began to show brilliance, her heart was like a drum.
On the other side, the potatoes that were finally moved to the edge of the pond, while alerting the movements of the immortal master, while finding a way to enter the water without moving, but in a brain teaser, they were startled by Tang Sha's broken shout, and the two matches that were already shaking were turned upside down, and the round potatoes rolled down the pond.
Suffered! It's too much to enter the water! After the potato panicked, it began to look back on its spiritual life that has not seen the light of day for decades, from the potato brothers who silently accompanied it, to the two generations of descendants who worked hard to water it every day, today, as the pride of the potatoes, the only potato that has given birth to spiritual wisdom for thousands of years, is about to become the belly of the evil monks!
The potato looked at death as if it were home, and waited quietly for the sound of falling water like a death horn. However, for a long time, the sound of falling water did not sound as expected.
What's going on? When the potato opened its small sesame eyes, it turned out to be a thick lotus leaf that gently caught it.
Well? There are no lotus leaves here just now? There is something strange about the potatoes.
"Why are you stunned, hide under my leaves!"
Who's talking? The potatoes rolled and stood up, no, it seemed to be a divine thought transmission just now, and there were other spiritual plants in this pool that gave birth to spiritual intelligence?
The potato let out his senses and probed cautiously.
Water lily? Potato looked at the water lily floating in the middle of the pond and tentatively said, "It's you?" Water lily? ”
No one answered it, and the potato was about to go to explore somewhere else, but was gently surrounded by a green branch and slowly dragged into the water.
The potato, by its nature, felt no malice, and let the branch swim with it to the lily pads.
"Can you pluck your leaves? Otherwise, I won't be able to hide you. "It's the same voice again.
The potato blinked its little eyes and carried the small wooden stick to reach the blades on its head, but unfortunately it couldn't even touch the edges, so he used his spiritual power to remove it.
The potato's own leaves had fallen off decades earlier, and now the leaves were snatched from other potatoes, so that the spiritual power stuck to its head, and now it is almost withered. Originally, it borrowed the leaves to fit in, thinking that maybe it would change its image and take the same shape as other potatoes, and they would take care of it, but unfortunately it didn't work. Later, the potatoes learned and understood that these potatoes were not ignoring it, but really had no intelligence, so they gave up talking to other potatoes. But the problem of snatching the leaves is left, after all, as a potato with a normal aesthetic concept, it doesn't want to lose its head.
"Why are you helping me?" Potato asked, watching the lily lily hide its fallen leaves underwater.
"Because it's strange." The water lily encircled it with the green branches, and hid the potatoes between the two innermost leaves, taking advantage of the large and stacked petals: "I have never heard of a potato that can be cultivated, let alone a potato that can be cultivated, let alone a potato that has opened a spiritual wisdom, I really appreciate you daring to wander around the human territory so swaggeringly." ”
The potatoes lay among the petals, temporarily relaxed the panic that was about to become a tonic, took a deep breath of the elegant fragrance on the water lily, and said: "It's strange, we are in a field, only I can cultivate, and I have spiritual wisdom, I am the pride of the potato family!" ”
"It's rare." Water Lily sighed: "I heard that ordinary potatoes don't grow long before they rot in the ground, and there is no chance to cultivate, your talent must be very good." ”
Potato thought about the potato brothers who were either sent to the table or rotten in the ground, and then compared themselves, and said with a smile: "No, no, in general, I am a potato, where can I talk about any talent." ”
"Oops!" The water lily suddenly exclaimed.
"What's wrong?" As soon as the potato was nervous, he thought that the immortal master had made some movement again.
"My petals have been poked, why did you grow a nose? My nose is almost upright, no wonder it hurts me! ”
The potato looked at it, where did it have a nose? I suddenly remembered the joke between the subordinates I had heard by chance, and suddenly said angrily: "You water lily!" I've been with humans for a long time, and I don't have the simplicity and cuteness of our spirit plants, so I actually made fun of me! ”
The water lily giggled.
Suddenly, there was a commotion on the side of the crowd, and Tudou couldn't see what was going on outside, so he hurriedly asked, "Water lilies, what's going on outside?" ”
"Oh, it seems that a little girl has measured out that it is the Heavenly Spirit Root, and that immortal master is so excited that she has no image." The water lily replied.
"Who is it? Is it the first little girl to go up? ”
"It's her, the one who scared you out."
The potato was stunned for a moment, and fell into contemplation, there is no reason why the subordinates should not come to dig it, even if it leaks by chance, it is impossible to leak it for so many years, there must be something to cover up its existence, is it because those subordinates who come to dig potatoes do not have spiritual roots, so they can't find it? But even if you have a spiritual root, if you don't cultivate, it's no different from an ordinary person, this Miss Tang Sha, what's going on?
On the other side, Tang Sha's eyes were wet, she actually had a spiritual root! And looking at the excited appearance of this immortal master, her qualifications seem to be quite good! She can already foresee her majestic appearance in the future, she wants to kick the eldest lady to capture Master Tang, as well as the etiquette grandma and the backyard Steward Cao, as well as all kinds of yin and yang sisters, she Tang Sha wants them not to even raise their heads in front of her! And then no one dared to discipline her, and no one muttered in front of her, she thought! How! Whatever! Wild! Only! How! Whatever! Wild!
After all, it is a seven-year-old doll, and Tang Sha's pursuit is really not high.
Now, Miss Tang Sha, who fantasizes about the fairy days of being free to play at will in the future and showing off in front of her sisters, is looking at the immortal master with a well-behaved face, she wants to be ashamed! She wants to save her image! She decided to put on an indifferent smile and agreed to the immortal master's invitation with a reserved pamper!
"Would you like to join my Dream Killing Pavilion?" He Caiyin's heart was hot, the genius of the water system Heavenly Spirit Root would definitely be accepted by the elders of the sect as a personal inheritance, she had to take advantage of the good life now to take care of it and form a good fate.
"Naturally, I am willing, I can be favored by the immortal master, it is the little girl who makes a fool of me...... It is an honor. "I actually ate screws! Said that it is indifferent, calm, pampered, and not surprised! Tang Sha clutched her sleeves, and it was different from what she imagined!
The old man in gorgeous clothes next to him was also trembling with surprise, but he still remembered the other girls, he waited for He Caiyin to finish sending a note to the master before saying, "Immortal Master, ...... our other girls?" ”
"Oh, let's take a test." She hasn't recovered from the surprise just now, she just responded casually, in fact, she doesn't need to care too much, generally speaking, if a family has a genius, the same generation and the upper and lower generations will not have any good qualifications.
Sure enough, there were few girls who had spiritual roots all the way, only the girl in goose yellow clothes before was barely a pseudo spiritual root, and the water-colored dress that had no spiritual roots measured next to her was full of stiff smiles, and her eyes almost spewed fire.
Until it was time for Miss Momoi.
"Wood fire on the spiritual root!" He Caiyin felt that his heart was a little unbearable.