As the saying goes, it is difficult to buy a spirit to hang before the rich money, and in this life, when you finally let go, all the people who can come to give you a ride are close relatives. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Elder Taishang died of illness at the age of ninety-eight, the age is too big, and most of the people who are close to him have taken a step first, and most of the people who come to mourn now are for the face of Liu Guanzhang, the new chairman of the Martial Arts Association, but there are exceptions, such as Widow Zhang, Widow Li and Wang Cuihua under the mountain, crying one by one, so that the people listening next to them are sad. A familiar guest sighed: "Elder Taishang is popular! When Widow Li and her man died, she never cried like this! ”

Liu Guanzhang held his mobile phone, the camera secretly swept over this scene, and on the screen of the mobile phone, the dead elder Taishang was also in tears, "Widow Zhang is also here?" She really can't bear me......"

After his death, the elder Taishang was left to the heavenly realm by the Jade Emperor in a word, and now he is regarded as a grass-headed scattered immortal in the heavenly realm, he has just died, and of course he can't let go of the earthly world, so he begged Liu Guan to open his net and broadcast his funeral live through the Tongtian treasure box video, and it is also a great wonder and strange thing in life to be able to witness his funeral with his own eyes.

"See? This is your mourning hall, the photo was chosen by Elder Xu for you, I am afraid that you will stink in the summer, so I only take it out to dry during the day, and I have to stuff it in the freezer at night. The heartbroken Lei Dabiao over there took the disciples in the door to guard your soul and wear filial piety very sadly-Da Biao! What stinky cards do you play? There are only two left, and you don't want to blow them up? ”

Liu Guanzhang took his mobile phone, walked around the mourning hall, explained to Elder Taishang, and saw that Lei Dabiao's card was playing too stinky, and couldn't help but scold.

"Why didn't I see that they were heartbroken? But then again, this is too wasteful, I'm all immortals, and that stinky skin is useless, so why bother doing such a big deal? Doesn't the government always advocate changing customs? "Elder Taishang is also a living person.

"According to me and Elder Xu, I'll leave you with this pile of chop and chop and feed it to the dogs, but don't they all know the inside story? At least on the surface, you have to get by, but don't worry, don't look at the flowers, we earn more, today all the martial arts sects in Shengyang City have come to condolence for you, roughly calculated, how can you collect tens of thousands of dollars! ”

Liu Guanzhang plugged in the headphones, and Elder Taishang couldn't hear others when he spoke.

"You kid knows how to make money with me!" Elder Taishang said indignantly.

"You're not angry! If you live a few more years at this age, I will give you a birthday every year, and you will collect more! Now it's a good deal! You said that you are so old, what kind of action movie did you watch with Mr. Cang? Look at the funny master Wen Lidao's "Fairy Jump", if you smile more, it is good for your body, can you also prolong your life? ”

"I watched Master Wen's "Fairy Jump", but after reading "Fairy Jump", I especially want to see Mr. Cang's works......"

"Although art will have something in common when it reaches a certain level, you are a prostitute!"

The dead are big, but since they can be video, they can't be big. Liu Guanzhang is considered to be the junior brother of Taishang Elder Long Qingqiu, so don't look at the age difference of seventy or eighty years, but he is still an equal, just kidding, it is not that he is not big or small.

Although it is a big deal, but with Elder Xu's picking, it is not extravagant, except for the meticulous layout of the mourning hall, the money that can be saved will not be spent much! On the day of the funeral, there were many guests, and they were afraid that the place in Humen would be difficult to find, so they mobilized all the disciples of the sect, one by one, wearing white and wearing filial piety, and lined up from the foot of the mountain to the mourning hall, and was stunned to use people as road signs. It's also thanks to the fact that all the people who come are from the martial arts, and they all have some skills, otherwise climbing this mountain is enough for them.

The farewell hall was arranged in the practice room, and the old man's body was stopped in the middle, and a wreath was placed around it, and a photo of Elder Taishang selling cuteness was hung in the middle. On the side of the mourning hall, Elder Xu knelt in the front row, and behind him were seven or eight second-generation disciples such as Lei Dabiao, as for the third-generation disciples and students, most of them were still half-grown children, and they all went to welcome them.

Before, Elder Xu and Elder Taishang had a simple conversation, and they also knew that Elder Taishang had become an immortal, but Elder Xu was still meticulous in white matters, saying that this was the last etiquette for juniors.

Uncle Qin of the concierge was arranged at the door of the farewell hall, set up a stall to sell wreaths, elegiac couplets, monopoly operation, and the wreath on 30 yuan asked for 300, and the price was not bargaining! This Uncle Qin is like a state-owned enterprise.

"Qiankun is invincible and breaks the soul palm, Master Weimiwei comes to condole! Give a gift of 5,000 and save a couplet! A pair of wreaths! One bow, two bows, three bows, and the family returns the salute! "This singing ceremony was specially arranged by Liu Guanzhang, and the gift money was sung, so that everyone could hear it, and no one in these groups was embarrassed to give less.

"The fall of the Beidou, the collapse of Mount Tai! The dragon seniors drove the crane to the west, and there is one less master in the martial arts! How is it not painful! Wei Miton beat his chest, he fell behind in the last play with Liu Guan and Zhang Biao, and this time he seemed to be looking back for the field, which made Elder Xu get up and persuade directly, "Old man, you are crying so sadly, it makes me very embarrassed as a filial son!" Why don't you hit the banner in a moment? ”

"Zhou Leshan, the head of Dahongquan, came to condole! Gift money 8888, upgrade to deacon! ”

"Ao Wu, the heir of the Bagua Palm, will give a gift of 10,000 and be upgraded to the helmsman!"

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People are one after another, no one is embarrassed to take less of the gift money, the rewards are all swiped, Liu Guanzhang is so happy that he can't close his mouth, and he silently calculates in his heart who to invite when Elder Xu holds a funeral. However, seeing that Elder Xu is now harder than himself, it is estimated that he will have to wait for several decades.

After the body said goodbye, Elder Taishang was squeezed out of the last trace of use value, and led the guests to the front canteen to eat, flowing water banquets, pig killing dishes, and Liu Qifan and Lei Dabiao entertained all martial arts colleagues. On the side of the body, it was carried by eight people and ran to the stele forest. Tongtian Mountain does not care about these three, you can be buried, but Humen has its own funeral customs.

Carrying Elder Taishang's coffin to the open space outside the stele forest, the junior disciples avoided it, leaving Liu Guanzhang and Elder Xu, there was no need to hide it at this time, take out the mobile phone, and let Elder Taishang take one last look at himself, talking here, chatting with the deceased, and pouring gasoline on the deceased. A match was thrown over, and the fire flooded the Supreme Elder with a burst of fire, as if destroying a corpse.

"Is it warm?" Liu Guanzhang asked the elder Taishang on the phone.

"It's a little chilly."

In this life, no matter how prominent he was during his lifetime, he rubbed the dustpan after death, and he couldn't tell who was who. A jar of pickles, all packed.

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After reading my fairy jump, do you have the same as Elder Taishang, a little bit like Elder Cang's works - in addition, how obscure it is to ask for a reward, the third more. (To be continued.) )