In a remote town called Moyuan in the north, there is a maverick little bar called "Deser Bar". Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 Info's deafening speakers are singing songs that are known as the "Divine Comedy" in society, and a group of rural women on the stage are constantly twisting their bucket-like waists. Although the movements seem to be no different from those of the square dance aunts, for some reason, there is an inexplicable attraction. Every hand raised, every kick, and every waist twist of the women was just right, one more point was too much, and one less point was too little. The men, women and children in the audience roared and cheered, and they were all as excited as if they had been beaten with chicken blood. After the song, the women on the stage got off the stage one after another, shuttling between the various wine tables, drinking and laughing with the drinkers.

Suddenly, the women sitting on the stage, whether they were drinking or chatting with the drinkers about life or the way of life, all looked at the door, and it was clear from their nervous expressions that there was something at the door that made them feel dangerous. And the drinkers, too, noticed the strangeness, and turned their heads towards the gate. For a while, all that remained of the noisy bar was the deafening sound of music.

At this time, a man in his thirties walked in, it was Lu Kai, the artistic director of the bar.

Lu Kai was also stunned after he came in, although he was a celebrity in the town, he had never encountered this kind of high-profile scene, and he couldn't help shrinking back.

"Whew!" The women on the stage exhaled almost simultaneously, as if lighting a fuse, and the bar was noisy and noisy again.

"Be quiet, be quiet!" Lu Kai came back to his senses, and then remembered that he had something important to announce, but his voice was completely drowned out. In desperation, he ran onto the stage and shouted into the microphone: "Everyone be quiet and listen to me." ”

The bar fell silent, everyone looked at Lu Kai, and the sound engineer also turned off the stereo cooperatively.

"Today, I'm announcing good news!" Lu Kai raised his arms with great ambition: "My first movie, "Bar Story", which is set in our Moyuan Town, has finally found a suitable actor and heroine, and it will start shooting soon. ”

The pot exploded immediately under the stage, and the drinkers were extremely excited. There is no other reason, since Lu Kai announced a year ago that he would make a movie in Moyuan, the townspeople, the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law began to be active, and they showed their magic just to be on the camera in the movie. This made Lu Kai, who had been squatting in a large film and television base for seven or eight years, and had only played the roles of passerby A and passerby B, become addicted to unspoken rules. But because there was no suitable hero and heroine, the project has been dragged.

It's not that no one in the town has the idea of playing these two characters, but no matter what means you use, Lu Kai just won't let go, plus the biggest bastard in the town, Wang Dali, that is, the boss of "Dese", is not only the owner of this film, but also obedient to Lu Kai, so no one dares to use outrageous means. So the project was delayed for a year, and the people in the town gradually lost their passion.

Now Lu Kai suddenly announced that the film is about to start, which means that the meat buns that beat the dog a year ago may have been replaced by dog meat, and everyone shouted excitedly one by one.

Lu Kai stood on the stage and enjoyed all this, as if everyone was cheering for himself, and he was not standing on the stage of a small bar, but on the podium of the Oscars. Although he claims to be an actor, he has actually played some tricky roles, and as he gets older, Lu Kai has improved not his acting skills, but his shelf, not to mention tricks, even some small roles are not uncommon. Over time, he felt that he couldn't get mixed up anymore because he was jealous of his talents, and returned to his hometown, but what he claimed to the town was Xiying.

People who have been involved in art seem to think that they are the main house of art, and they can't lose their share of art in doing anything, so that in the end they are like abandoned resentful women. But Lu Kai, who didn't even touch the toes of art, met Bole after returning home, and someone actually asked him to be the art director. Originally, Lu Kai didn't look down on the art director of this township-level bar, but the rice jar was empty, so he could only wronged himself. On his first day in office, he overhauled the bar.

Maybe it's because people want what they want, Wang Dali, a bar owner who didn't even graduate from junior high school, wanted to get something more elegant, and specially invited the only artist in the town, but Lu Kai changed the bar to be so vulgar that he couldn't even stand it. was so angry that he led people to dig the pit overnight, and he was ready to bury Lu Kai alive. I don't know if Lu Kai really wants to dedicate himself to art or if his acting skills exploded, and the sudden righteousness Ling Ran completely shocked Wang Dali. So he was given a one-year deadline, and within a year, the bar would continue to bury it if it could not recover the cost.

After Lu Kai went back, he packed up his things and prepared to run away, but a smoky girl came to the door, but her appearance had nothing to do with her name, and in Lu Kai's words, she was even more ugly than herself. Yanyun asked Lu Kai to promise her to bring her women to the bar, originally it was impossible for her to see this group of aunts and sisters-in-law who were five big and three rough to agree, but Lu Kai didn't know what was going on, so he agreed in a daze.

I don't know if Lu Kai steps on the **** every day when he goes out, since the business of these women sitting on the stage suddenly became so good, it collapsed the other two small bars in the town in two months, and the cost was recovered in less than half a year. This can make Wang Dali smile from ear to ear, and he also deeply understands the meaning of Lu Kai's sentence that art comes from life, and has been obedient to Lu Kai's words since then, including that he wants to make a movie, and Wang Dali wants money and strength.

Maybe everyone was tired, and the shouting gradually subsided, and Lu Kai said loudly without getting enough of it: "Now, please ask the heroes and heroines of this play to appear." ”

With a close beat of drums, a bright light hit the gate. A man and a woman appeared in front of everyone.

It was Gu Xiaofeng and Cheng Zi.

The bar immediately burst into warm applause, and many of the men and women present were still unwilling to play the role of male and female number one, but after seeing the two, the difference between their appearance and temperament and their own was completely dead. The women on the stage, however, were different, their breathing was noticeably thicker, and if you listened closely, you could hear a muffled sound coming out of their throats, like the low roar of a fierce beast in a confrontation.

Gu Xiaofeng and Cheng Zi, who were smiling, also noticed that something was wrong, and now there were more than a hundred pairs of eyes gathered on them, but there were more than a dozen or twenty pairs with obvious hostility, no, it should be said that it was murderous.

Gu Xiaofeng turned his head and smiled at Cheng Zi Evil: "It seems that we have found the right place." ”