Chapter 63: The ...... Who Vomited Blood Blood Escape Dafa
Sun Ji said excitedly: "What a horizontal eyebrow coldly pointed at Qianfu, bowing his head and being willing to be a son of a cow." The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info good poems, good words. ”
Mayor Jia spoke: "Xiao Wang, did you write this poem yourself?" ”
Wang Gang didn't think about it and said: "Of course I wrote it, otherwise who can write it, can you?" Wang Gang didn't blush when he said this, this was exchanged for fifty catties of beef in sauce, and the one that was exchanged for it was mine, anyway, they are two different worlds, and he can be regarded as making this poem famous.
"I, hehe, really can't."
Sun Ji said: "God of War, you Mobao, I can't evaluate it, I know it's a good word, I want to collect it, I just felt that my words with you are communicating with my soul." I love your words to death, this word is definitely a good word, but I can't tell what is good, I am really anxious. ”
Wang Gang, oh, when I slapped my face just now, the eyes of this group of people in the Calligraphy Association were not eyes, and their noses were not noses, now hehe, come back.
So Wang Gang spoke: "It's okay, we are all laymen, all amateurs, isn't there a few seniors of the Calligraphy Association on the spot, just now the Calligraphy Association promised us to give tasting." ”
Turning his head, Wang Gang looked at Qin Feng's side, Qin Feng took Meng Tao and was quietly drinking and preparing to go off the stage, but he was caught by Wang Gang.
As soon as Wang opened his mouth, he shouted: "Teacher Qin, where do you want to go, you said that you want to give me a tasting of the work." Teacher Meng, why do you have to leave, what's the big deal here? "The voice is yin and yang.
Sun Ji himself is not a professional host, he is temporarily pulled over to fill the number, but he has no professional quality of the host, he didn't hear Wang Gang's words, he didn't hold back, and laughed "poof".
The audience in the audience couldn't cry or laugh, how could their favorite calligraphy association get on the bar with Wang Gang, this thing is a demon, okay.
When Qin Feng heard Wang Gang's words, he couldn't hang a mouthful of old blood spurting out. Pointing at Wang Gang's nose, you have been you for a long time, and you haven't said one, two, three.
What to say, tasting, you can be a teacher for me, I'll taste a balloon, where did I come from to find fault with you, don't talk about yourself, that is, all the people in the calligraphy world in the entire Huaguo are here, and it is estimated that I will have to be defeated today, Nima, this demon, oh my old face, "pop papa" really hurts.
Meng Tao was more direct, turned his head, looked up at the sky, well, there are so many clouds in the sky, so beautiful, a calligrapher like me should have a lot of understanding of nature, man and nature.
The two presidents were silent, and the rest of the big cats and kittens dared to jump, looking at their noses and mouths one by one, and became turtles with shrunken heads.
"Poof" Qin Feng completely collapsed, he didn't breathe evenly, and spurted out a mouthful of old blood, that Xiao Sejin, I couldn't see it at all, ten minutes ago, this thing was still jumping up and down to break with Wang Gang.
Sun Ji is also a grudge, just now you jumped and thought about the survival of other people's god of war, why are you vomiting blood now.
Sun Ji shouted at the top of his throat: "Quick, Mr. Qin was shocked by Wang Gang's work and vomited blood, come and help, oops, the blood has been nourished for two or three meters, and the audience in the audience has avoided it." ”
"Poof" Meng Tao was also angry and vomited blood, Nima is killing everything.
The audience was in chaos, and it happened that Secretary Zhang came with an ambulance and the police, and when he saw that the stage was vomiting blood and shouting, he slapped his head and secretly said that it was broken, the god of war is using force, but fortunately, the mayor is fine. With a wave of his hand, several policemen jumped up like a great enemy, and stepped forward to arrest Wang Gang.
Mayor Jia became angry immediately: "What are you doing, why are you still on stage, let me go down and let the ambulance come up to save people." ”
The police are a little confused, is this not a move? Oh, that's the use of demon magic, a few policemen shivered, and helped the nurse carry the two people who vomited blood down. I'm going to spurt blood, what kind of attack is this?
A group of people from the Calligraphy Association took advantage of the chaos to run away, and Wang Gang was left on the stage.
Wang Gang's snort, that joy, that excitement.
The villain is gone, and the auction continues.
First of all, Mr. Qin's Mobao, the reserve price was 1,000, no one raised their hand at all, and it was cold for a while before letting the front row, a sister paper that had just asked Qin Feng to sign was photographed. Next is Meng Tao's, the same cold scene, no one raised their hands at all, and it became the first item to be auctioned today. The rest of the calligraphy association's disciples and grandchildren's ink treasures, hehe, Sun Ji did not auction directly, and he will hang his office to improve it in a while.
If you want to put it on the usual, it is absolutely impossible for such a thing to happen, these people in the Calligraphy Association, but they know the truth that things are vaguely precious, and one or two will not easily pass on the ink treasures, and they will all collect them themselves. As long as the works of the Calligraphy Association appear, it will definitely break the head, and it will be no problem to sell at least 100,000 yuan.
But these people saw Wang Gang's words, Wang Gang has a hundred years of calligraphy experience, and the words are full of power that impacts the human heart, even a layman can't help but want to collect it when he sees it, not to mention people who know a little bit of calligraphy. Who is a fool, put the good ones and don't buy them, buy the bad ones.
Not to mention that Wang Gang's poems are so classic, if this can be collected, plus today's things, a hype, I don't know how much the value will rise, Wang Gang is a potential stock, don't look at Wang Gang today is a firm, but do you know what earth-shattering things this demon can do tomorrow. This kid will be worth a lot in the future, and this painting will really become a priceless treasure.
The following is waiting for Wang Gang to auction Mobao, and the well-informed on the Internet directly called relatives and friends at the scene, that is, selling cars, houses, blood and kidneys, and today I will desperately buy Wang Gang's Mobao home.
Sun Ji smiled and was about to auction Wang Gang's ink treasure.
Leng Buding saw that Wang Gang put his handwriting, roll it, roll it, and put it in his pocket.
Sun Ji was stunned, did you put this in your pocket? Roll it or something, do you think it's toilet paper?
The audience in the audience is angry, what are you trying to do? I didn't see it here, I'm in a hurry, aren't you sending it for auction, your kung fu with this roll of toilet paper is at the graduate level, right?
Mayor Jia had already decided to collect this calligraphy, and when he saw that his beloved calligraphy was rolled up and stuffed into his pocket by Wang Gang, he was stabbed on the spot. shouted at the top of his voice: "Boy, what are you doing here, ah, what should you do if you break such a treasure, take it out for me." ”
It's also shouted below. "Take it out, hurry up."
Wang's father and Wang's mother were anxious, and then shouted "Take it out, you loser, take it out quickly." ”
Wang Gang was stunned for a moment, took the microphone and said to everyone: "Take out something, I'll go home and hang it in my study, I didn't say that I would participate in the auction, it was written to the seniors of the Calligraphy Association to exchange experiences." ”
When the words came out, everyone was stunned. That's right, Wang Gang didn't say that he wanted to auction it.
Now the crowd was angry, Nima, the livestock, the pants were taken off, you said you don't sell it, you are playing with people, but after thinking about it, this product is called the God of War, he doesn't want to sell it, who dares to go up and grab it? I want to go to the hospital to recuperate.
Sun Ji, the amateur host, couldn't control the scene at all, and the whole Wanda was about to riot.
Wang Gang snorted coldly. The crowd below calmed down, Nima, the god of war is angry, this is a master who can resist cars, no matter how good the baby is, he will have a life, well, Wang Gang, you are a stinky hooligan, you know how to tempt people.
laughed on the Internet, the god of war is raising his eyebrows, who said that people are dirty just now, who said that they don't believe in people's character, hide away, you don't buy Mobao if you have the ability, at this time I shouted, now I'm in a hurry, what did I do just now.
The calligraphy association said two or three sentences, and the god of war almost broke off the future, and now I have forgotten it, one by one, and how much I have been wronged, why did I go earlier, well, Wang Gang, you are a stinky and shameless person, and we also want Mobao.
"Do you still have the signature of your god of war?"
"Yes, it's on the toilet."
"Oops, mine is in the toilet too."
"This is Mobao, right?"
"It's definitely an ink treasure, take it off quickly, frame it, maybe it's worth it in the future."
"I'll go, my family's butt was wiped by me."
Although no one was shouting at the scene, Wang Gang deeply felt countless resentments.
What do these glowing green eyes mean, why do you want to challenge me for the title of God of War?
"Click" A book fell out of Wang Gang's pants pocket, and Wang Gang slowly bent down to pick up the book.
The sharp-eyed ones in the front row and the glasses in the back row swallowed their saliva, and Mayor Jia took a few steps back cautiously, away from Wang Gang. Sun Ji was more thorough, he didn't want the microphone, he turned around and jumped off the stage, well, he felt that he was a quiet beautiful man.
Why? Nima's sunflower book fell to the ground.
Sunflower Treasure Book.
Single-handedly the martial arts cheats of the entire Yixingmen animal, everyone looked at their arms and legs, and their heads were sweaty.
The scene became incredibly harmonious. Well, that's how Wang Gang feels anyway, and it feels so good to be harmonious.
Wang Gang spoke, "I am very happy for everyone's love and support, in order to make up for everyone's losses, so let's do it, I personally donate 100,000 yuan to the people affected by the disaster, the mountain city is our home, and the mountain city is our root." I love you, I love the mountain city. ”
After speaking, Wang Gang stepped down and went directly to his parents, holding his mother's hand and leaving freely.
Everyone behind him calmed down for a moment. Then broke out.
"God of War, you are good."
"God of War, whoever dares to say bad things about you in the future, I will be the first to spare him."
"What a god of war, I love you too, God of War, you are a gentleman."
"Bullshit calligraphy association, I will serve the god of war in the future."
The old mother dotingly pointed at Wang Gang's head and said happily: "Son, 100,000, you are really generous, but I like it." ”
Dad smiled and said, "Son, this is the style of our old Wang family, son, you are good." ”
Chen Wenwen, well, my heart has melted, my man is so amazing.
Wang Mei, look at your sassy appearance, phew, you have definitely been transformed by aliens.
Huang Dehai, woo woo, brother, brother, there are too many things, don't pretend to be forced, hurry up and help me get some.