"Ahh Kamijo woke up from his deep sleep and yawned. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

When he came back to his senses and turned his gaze, his whole body stiffened, and cold sweat instantly covered his whole body. For he saw that his right hand was holding a white, slender wrist beside him, which was undoubtedly a girl's hand. And the girl next to him is undoubtedly the first work (Firstorder) in Misaka Sisters (Sisters), the great power of lv4, the sister of Mikoto Mikoto Misaka of the super power of lv5 superpower, Mikoto Misaka.

Let's not talk about how hard she is backstage, just her own personality knows that if I hold her hand enough, I can stand it. Kamijo can even think of what kind of punishment he will receive......

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Mimu Misaka holds a leather whip in her right hand, a candle in her left hand, and is wearing a straitjacket (the author spurts blood: "Is Nima the queen!"). ）。 With a demonic smile on his face, he said, "Actually, you have already done what you shouldn't do, right, should you be enlightened to bear the corresponding price?" ”

The trapped man let out a cry of despair.

The next day, the reporter's news was published in the newspaper. A high school boy from a certain high school hanged naked in the House of the Sea, scratches and burns all over his body, with a relieved smile on his face, and a suicide note written in blood under his feet, with only a few big words on it: "Thank you for the queen's gift!" ”

(Author: "What did you do to him to make him thank you for giving him the opportunity to kill himself!") Are you shaking? ）

(Sweet dream: "It's too much!") This is just a delusion of being numb, and it has nothing to do with me...... Hm. It's not like I can't do this kind of thing......")

(Author: "...... I suddenly had an epiphany, and I planned to go out and travel all over the world, feel the warmth and coldness of the world, and have seen through the red dust. ”）

(The Dream Catcher launches and captures the author: "Before you go, finish the novel, or you know the consequences.") Miyoshi Misaka smiled like a devil, and her dream turned black. ）

(Author: (swallowing): "Yes, sir!mymaster!") ）

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The moment he came back to his senses, Kamijo felt that his urine was about to come out. Calmed down his rapid breathing a little, pressed his heart and said, "Be calm, be numb!" The dream has not woken up yet, and you still have hope for life. Just leave quietly while she's asleep and then pretend nothing happened! ”

Quietly let go of his hand, got up gently, and tiptoed into the bathroom. (Author: You just have to let go of your hands!) ）

(When hemp: "Just keep sitting there, I'll Alexander!") ”）

(Author: "...... Great work! ”）

"Hmm!" There was a sweet dream humming from behind, and Shangjo was petrified instantly, and he was in a cold sweat bathing-

"I can't eat it anymore!"

"Are you Intix?" Kamijo was relieved when he found that he hadn't woken up from his dream. Hurriedly rushed into the toilet and shouted, "I finally survived!" ”

When Shangjo Dangma entered the toilet, the sweet dream that was originally asleep suddenly opened his eyes: "It's really fun to be hemp!" Wouldn't I do anything to be afraid of being like this? "She wouldn't treat her friend like she did to a gangster!

However, what a mistake! When this guy Ma actually bit my hand and bit it hard, but unfortunately his body is still very weak, and he can't activate his ability under his right hand, so he has to let him hold it. Well...... It's still a small punishment! But! Not now......

When Ma returned, Meimeng had already left, leaving only a note: "Intex seems to have gone out to buy food!" I'll go first, too! I'll leave the luggage to you! ”

"Yo click! (Great!) It seems she didn't notice! Kamijo breathed a sigh of relief.

"Arnold! Sir, the time has come! You can ...... as soon as possible," said a flight attendant with a slightly troubled expression.

"Sorry! I'll be leaving right away! Uejo hurriedly picked up the line and ran out of the cabin. When I left, I felt a sense of disobedience, "Why didn't this flight attendant register and didn't see it?" (Author: "Have you checked the faces of all the flight attendants on all the planes?") ”）

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"Can you tell me where it is?" Kamijo Danma looked at the crowded shopping street and said blankly.

Sumo wrestlers dressed in crisp and sexy women's clothes are handing out flyers

……

A police officer of the same level as Teacher Xiaomeng is showing the way to passers-by

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A baby around October is looking at the anime with an old man over 70 years old

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A two-meter strong man and an old woman in a high school girl's uniform discuss the beautiful campus youth

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"Am I too tired?" Kamijo Danma held his forehead with one hand, "Or is it a unique life specialty here?" Yes, it should be true! "Kamijo is escaping from reality......

"When hemp!" Dangma, who was waiting for his parents at the agreed place, suddenly noticed a middle-aged man who looked a little similar to him not far away, trotting towards him.

"That's my father!" Kamijo thought to himself.

"It looks good, it's been okay lately!" Kamijo Daoya patted his son on the shoulder and greeted.

"Ahh Daddy too! Kamijo was stunned for a moment, and then replied.

As if remembering something, Kamijo reached into his pocket: "By the way, there is something for you." I recently went on a business trip to India. At this time, the gifts bought at that time were called gods in the local area. ”

As he spoke, he took out a key ring with a yellow elephant charm and handed it to Dangma.

When Ma took the key ring, he nodded and said, "Thank you!" ”

Kamijo Daoya said a little puzzled, "Huh? What's wrong? It's like meeting for the first time. ”

Shangjo Dangma's heart tightened, and he hurriedly changed the topic and said: "Ah! Your delusion! I'll help you with your luggage! ”

Kamijo said, "Help Mom and Otohime-chan!" It's coming soon, just wait here! ”

"Is this my father?" Kamijo Danma looked at his father's side face and thought to himself.

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After a moment of waiting, a figure came running from afar, waving and shouting "brother".

When Kamijo Daoya heard this, he said to Dangma: "Oh! It's coming, it's coming! ”

As the voice looked, a girl in a red dress gradually ran towards her.

Eh? Is it my delusion! Why do you think this figure is a little familiar?

"Ernie sauce!" The girl who was running threw herself at Dangma and threw Dangma to the ground? (Author: "Being pushed by a girl, are you a man?") ”）

When Ma looked at the "cousin" in front of him who kept rubbing against his chest. Well...... The height of a junior high school student, the crisp and smooth short brown hair, the cool and energetic face, and the flat airport (Mai Trin: "=_=#"). Isn't this bilibli?

"Hunger! Be Brother Ma, let's go to the beach together in a while! By the sea, okay? Mai Trin's face kept leaning towards Dangma.

When Ma's heartbeat skyrocketed, the only remaining reason hurriedly pushed her up, "Wait a minute!" Suddenly, he realized that his hand was still holding Mikoto's shoulder, and hurriedly withdrew his hand. (Author: "Unexpected innocence!") ”）

"What's wrong? Brother? Mai Koto asked curiously.

"What's wrong, why are you here? And what's going on with this disgusting sister setting? Feeling caught, Mr. Uejo complained fiercely about Misaka. (Author: "It's a serious question whether the heart says it's a sister or a righteous sister!") ”）

"What?" Mikoto Misaka asked as if she was a little puzzled.

"Dad, why are you bringing the guys! Speaking of which, when did you meet her!? "The head is a little mushy, when the hemp knife night raised questions.

"What does 'this guy' mean? I also asked when I met.,Isn't this your cousin Otohime? Dao Ye said with some confusion and worry.

"Huh?!" On the strip when the hemp enters a sluggish state. Mai Tamin took the opportunity to launch a sneak attack, and Mai Trin successfully pounced on Dangma's back. When Ma woke up.

"Stupid! Don't do this! On the back, on the back! "Uejo Dangma kept trying to shake Mikoto off her back. Mai Tamin has an interesting face and hangs on her neck.

"Allalla! Is Dangma, who was hugged by Otohime, who hadn't seen him for a long time, shy? When Ma raised his head, he saw a silver-haired girl wearing a pure white dress, a red shirt, and a hood, walking slowly towards him. Mr. Uejo's head is even more confused, isn't Nima Intix?

"What are you doing here?" When Ma asked his own questions in a tone of forced composure.

"Allalla! It's really ...... to be hemp," Intix replied with a smile.

"Didn't you just say you were going to the shopping street to buy something to eat? Eat up so quickly, change your clothes, and move in space, are you Kuroko Shirai?! And what is the tone of voice like a young woman? Dangma, who was on the verge of collapse, finally couldn't bear it anymore and complained loudly.

"Enough, be hemp!" Kamijo Daoya interrupted his son's words solemnly, "What's wrong with you?" How do you talk to your mother? ”

"Huh?!" When Ma didn't seem to hear his father's words clearly, he made a questioning voice.

"I'm asking why you are talking to your mother in such a tone!" Thinking that his son didn't hear clearly, Dao Ye repeated his words again.

An autumn wind blows (author: "It's summer!"). ）

When Ma seemed to be stunned by something, the corners of his eyes twitched, he pointed at Intix, and confirmed suspiciously: "Dad! You say this girl who would get caught even going to the R-15 movie theater is my mother? (Author: "Explain that an R-15 movie theater is a movie theater that is not allowed to be entered by the age of 15.") ”）

"Allalla! Does hemp mean that mom is much younger than her actual age? Thinking that it was a compliment, Intix squinted happily and smiled.

Then he pointed to Mai Sakain on his back: "And this guy, you said that this discharge girl is my cousin?" ”

"What is a discharge girl?" Mai Trito asked curiously.

"It's clear that this is your mom and Otohime-chan! What happened to you when hemp? Kamijo replied with a serious face.

"Smack!" When one of the nerves in the numbic brain collapses. "Hum hum hum!" Just as everyone was asking what Dangma was laughing at, he suddenly shouted, "How is this possible! ”

When Ma shouted angrily: "What kind of prank is this! Where is the sign that says 'Combat Success'? There are so many people who trample on the heart of a young man who plays a harlequin, what kind of enmity do you have with me! ”

Dao Ye also seemed to be intimidated by Dangma's momentum, and hurriedly persuaded: "Wait! Calm down! Come, look at the beautiful swimsuit on this pen, as long as it is reversed...... "With the pen upside down, the girl's swimsuit on the pen gradually disappears......

When Ma's anger reached its maximum, he folded the pen in half and walked into the house of the sea angrily.

Hearing the shouts of the three people behind him, Dangma thought angrily: "You dare to trick me, I didn't expect such an unreliable father." ”

The moment he entered the hotel, he o_o off in an instant.

"Welcome~"

Sister Misaka dressed up like a boss lady and went out to greet him.

"Welcome, guests please come here." The red-haired magician, dressed in the boss's clothes, greeted them with a pandering smile.

"When hemp! It's so slow! Let's go to dinner together! ”

When the blue-haired man in the Intix nun costume (Uejo's classmate!) When he ran towards Dangma with a coquettish face.

"Smack!" The sound of something shattering came from Dangma's brain.

That moment! When the world view of hemp collapsed!

"What are you doing here!" Kamijo Dangma angrily pinched the blue-haired boy's neck and roared.

"What are you doing! How can you do it to such a cute girl? "Kamijo Daoya hurriedly stopped the Lord.

"Him!? Girl!? Kamijo Dangma pointed to the blue-haired boy and asked everyone.

Everyone nodded. Uejo couldn't stand the confusion and depression in his heart, ran into the house desperately, and shouted miserably: "What is this! ”