Chapter 2: Little Perverts
"Dragon, Long Po, I, my child, could it be stupid?" Qian Shan looked at Long Po and wanted to laugh very much, but as soon as his child was born, not only did he not cry, but instead said 'it'? Although he didn't understand what it meant, he felt very strange!
Long Po didn't answer Qianshan's question, and froze in place, thinking back to the scene of Ling Feng's birth, as if Xiufang had let out a fart and collapsed Ling Feng, and Ling Feng came out with his feet first, his butt was facing him, and he collapsed?
"I don't know if this child is stupid or not, but I know that it is a miracle that your wife can give birth to him!"
Originally, Ling Feng wanted to follow the procedure and be "born", but this Xiufang was stunned for a long time, and Ling Feng also felt that his stomach was a little uncomfortable, so he writhed in Xiufang's body, this writhing made Xiufang almost lose his life, before fainting, Xiufang was hard, and Ling Feng was successfully "born" out!
"But, Long Po, my child, what did he mean by that sentence just now?"
"This... It's the first time I've heard of my wife, but my ancestors once said that if a child is born without crying or making trouble, he is either stupid or a genius!"
While thinking about it, one of the villagers walked out and said, "Brother Qian, why don't we bring a handful of grass over and hold it for him, and see how the child reacts?"
Listening to the villager's words, Long Po nodded and said, "It's a method, Erdan, you go and get a handful of straw!"
After hearing this, Erdan turned around and went to get the straw!
And Ling Feng also reacted at this moment, and secretly cursed in his heart, 'the hell', what kind of place is this, don't you even know what it means? Look at these people's clothes again, it seems to be Hanfu? What a backward village is this?
Just thinking about what to do next, Erdan had already walked in with a straw and handed it to Long Po!
Long Po handed the straw to Qianshan again, and said, "Qianshan, you take this straw, hand it to your son, and see how he reacts!"
Qianshan nodded, took the straw, turned to Ling Feng, and smiled at Ling Feng with a simple smile, "Come, son, hold the grass!"
Ling Feng listened to Qianshan say solemnly and plainly, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, what the hell is going on?
Although I probably know that I have been reincarnated, and this should be my father in front of me, but this is really a bit difficult to accept!
And when Ling Feng was about to speak again, he found that he couldn't speak, and uncontrollable tears flowed out of his eyes, and he cried loudly!
Long Po heard Ling Feng crying, but laughed, Long Po explained a few words to Qianshan, and left, and after the villagers congratulated, they also left!
Qianshan looked at Ling Feng happily, picked him up excitedly, and said, "Son, my son, I finally have a son, and you will be called Qiansancao in the future!"
Ling Feng was still crying to himself, wanting to stop but couldn't control it!
This night is destined to be an extraordinary night...
A year has passed, Ling Feng, no, he should be called Sancao!
After living for a year, Sancao has gradually learned about the situation here!
This place is called Longtou Village, it is a very remote village, this village has existed for 500 years, Long Po has been alive since the establishment of the village, this is simply illogical? What makes Sancao even more surprised is that there are a lot of people here who are one or two hundred years old, and their average life expectancy can almost reach two or three hundred years old.
But he didn't know that this place would never be known by the state in this life, because this place was not the earth at all!
The people in this village basically rely on their own farming to make a living, and occasionally young people go up to the mountains to hunt, and Qianshan is a good hunter in the village, as long as he goes out to hunt, he has never returned empty-handed!
In addition to Longtou Village, there are several small villages nearby!
"Sancao! When you are older, Daddy will take you into the city for a walk!" Qianshan went out with Sancao in his arms today, strolling around while teasing Sancao!
Since Sancao was born, I don't know why, not only can't I speak, but even I feel a lot of sleepiness, and I'm hungry very fast!
Maybe it's this small body and little head that can't bear so many memories and thoughts of yourself, so you can't sleep all day except eating!
The happiest thing about Sancao every day is to be carried out by Qianshan, and the men, women and children in the village are very fond of him, after all, this big fart child is lovely!
But the villagers are very strange, Sancao never lets any man hug him except Qianshan, and as soon as the ugly old woman hugs him, he cries!
And as soon as she saw a beautiful little girl, Sancao babbled and wanted to be hugged!
Sancao knew very well in his heart that although he looked like a big child, before he was reincarnated, he was also a handsome guy of eighteen!
I never thought I was a gentleman, I was reincarnated anyway, so I might as well do what I love!
Being lustful is what you can do now, and it's also the happiest thing!
"Sancao, come out for a stroll again!" Just as he was thinking, a coquettish voice came not far away!
Sancao turned his head and saw that it was the most beautiful girl of the younger generation in the village - Lin Ling, who was also Sancao's favorite girl and often took advantage of her!
"Ahhhhhh
When Lin Ling saw Sancao's appearance, she said coquettishly, "You little pervert, you want to take advantage of your sister again?"
Although Lin Ling said this, she still likes Sancao's child, Sancao's innocent smile, coupled with her immature appearance, and the two front teeth that have just grown, it is really lovely!
After Sancao was hugged by Lin Ling, he plunged into Lin Ling's chest, although Lin Ling is only sixteen this year, but the development is very good, as if twenty-one or twelve, Sancao enjoys the softness on both sides of her cheeks, breathes in the smell of milk, and rubs her little hands against Lin Ling's chest from time to time!
Qianshan looked at Sancao like this, although he was serious on the surface, he was really happy in his heart, this child inherited his excellent genes when he was a child, and he will definitely be able to find a few beautiful daughters-in-law for himself in the future!
Although I don't know why this place can be polygamous, and there is no need to prove it, you can just like each other and you can cave the house, even if this place is far away from the town, it won't be left unattended, right?
Sancao has a lot of doubts in his heart, but he can't get answers at the moment, he just hopes that he can grow up and go into the city as soon as possible to see where this place is!
Every six months, Qianshan will take the prey that goes up the mountain to sell in the city, or change some things back, seeing that this half year has arrived, these days Qianshan is preparing to enter the city, Sancao also hopes that this time can follow into the city, and answer the doubts in their hearts!
"Xiaoling, otherwise, when Sancao grows up, you can marry him!" After Qianshan finished speaking, he laughed and hugged Sancao!
After hearing this, Lin Ling's face turned red, and she said coquettishly, "Uncle Qianshan, can you stop making fun of others all the time!"
After finishing speaking, he ran away, Qianshan looked at Lin Ling's departing back, glanced at his son, and saw that Sancao's heart was furious!
The next day, Qianshan packed his luggage and prepared to enter the city, Sancao sat on the bed, looked at Qianshan, and seemed to say "take me, take me"!
"Qianshan, don't forget to bring some cloth back, make some new clothes for the child, it's good to see the child getting older day by day!"
After speaking, Qianshan and Xiufang looked at Sancao at the same time, looking at Sancao's excited appearance, both of them laughed at the same time!
Sancao muttered inwardly, "Hey, hey, hey, laughing hair, do you understand what I mean?"
Seeing Qianshan coming over, Sancao became even more excited, thinking, could it be that he understood?
"Sancao, your father, I'm going to go into the city for a while, you have to be obedient!" Qianshan touched Sancao's head and said!
Sancao saw that Qianshan was about to leave, and his little hand immediately grabbed the corner of Qianshan's clothes, and when he saw Qianshan turn his head, Sancao pointed to himself, and then pointed out the door!
Qianshan frowned and shook his head, "Hey, you said you're so old, or do you just babble!
Sancao glanced at Qianshan whitely, and then his head shook like a rattle!
"Then you want to go into the city with Daddy?" asked Qianshan again!
This time, Sancao's eyes immediately lit up, and the chick nodded like a peck of rice!
"No, you're still young, your milk hasn't been cut off yet! How can you withstand the bumps along the way!" It's true that Sancao's small body, just the section into the city, it will take about half a month, if there is any problem along the way, no one can say, Qianshan of course don't worry about Sancao to follow!
Sancao really wants to be able to speak, but why can't he speak with this mouth that doesn't make a breath?
Sancao tried hard to open his mouth, wanting to say something, but he was still babbling for a long time, and there was no follow-up!
Qianshan touched Sancao's head and comforted, "Sancao is good, stay at home, Daddy will come back in a month!"
But how could Sancao just give up, still shaking his head, Qianshan couldn't do it, shaking his head and saying, "In this way, if you can say something today, Daddy will take you into the city?"
Sancao is quiet, isn't this embarrassing for himself? Knowing that he can't speak, he still says such things, is this what people say?
Sancao looked at Qianshan hatefully, obviously with vicious eyes, but in Qianshan's eyes, it looked like he was wronged, and touched Sancao's head again!
"!" Suddenly, the room fell silent, Xiufang and Qianshan looked at each other, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva at the same time!