Chapter Twenty-Eight: I Can Single-T a Hundred of This Scum
So, the Flying Mantis walked over with a sinister smile, its scythe swinging softly, slicing through the bushes and knee-high grass in its path. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info posture is quite the style of the road murderer who killed people in the Edo period.
So, the little fat warrior decisively rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Incendiary bugs." So Wright looked at the incendiary bugs. The incendiary insect understood and ignored the incendiary one: "It's better to use a water gun at this time, right?" ", a jet of flame passed-
Yes, the level of the incendiary bug is not enough, but there is something very convenient in this world. It's called a "skills teaching machine".
Although the name sounds scientific, the principle is actually superpower. Through special band music similar to fantasy mastery, it stimulates the brain, instills memory, and teaches skills. Its production is also inseparable from the super-powered elves and the help of super-powered people.
That's it. Wright, who is not bad for money, has a full set of skills teaching machines. For example, a special move with good attack power, high hit rate and no side effects like a squirt flame, naturally will not fail to give the burning insect duang.
"Ahhh It's so hot, it's hot! ”
So, the little fat man samurai regained his senses.
"Give me as fast as you can explain what is going on with you." Wright said impatiently.
Three minutes later.
"In other words, you guys aren't actually trying to attack us, just testing our gas or something?" Wright asked with a little annoyance looking at the little fat warrior.
Hearing Wright say this, the little fat warrior nodded busily: "Yes, yes!" I made it very clear! I just wanted to try my hand at the skills of a passing trainer! My knife is just a model, and it's not lethal at all. ”
"But it's still dangerous. A jump split, if cut in the right place, will also break the bone. Wright said.
"Huh?! Are you kidding me? Even if the flying mantis doesn't attack with all its strength, it will not be able to cut people's bones! "The little fat man samurai protested loudly - yes, yes. Again, the physical fitness of people in this world is very high. Even if you get sprayed by the jet flames, you'll be fine.
"Whatever." Wright wasn't interested: "All in all, you idiot, hurry up and go, don't do this kind of thing in the future." If I run into it again, I'll hand you over to Miss Junsha. ”
"Ah, ah, yes." Hearing Wright say this, the little fat warrior finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then prepared to leave. And Wright, they're ready to go back fishing—
"—Wait a minute!"
It was at this time that the little fat warrior suddenly remembered his mission: "Compete with me!" ”
Again, he took out his katana and gestured at Wright.
"Flying Mantis." Wright rolled her eyes.
—ah no, no, no, he hurriedly explained, "I'm talking about elves!" Genie! I didn't want to fight the elves on my own. There are no humans in this world who can fight the elves alone, right?! ”
Xiao Ju'er & 樒樒樒: "No, it really exists, and it's right in front of you." ”
Of course, they just thought about it in their hearts, and didn't say it.
"It's fine." Wright nodded: "Think of it as a pre-dinner appetizer - the bet is five thousand dollars-"
"- Five thousand?! Why don't you grab it?! "The little fat samurai almost fainted—
……
At the same time, by car, so it was faster, Young Master Xiaomao, who had already arrived in Tokiwa City, was also being questioned similarly:
"Ha, little brother, what did you say? Five thousand? The passer-by trainer on the opposite side looked at Xiao Mao in surprise, and his expression was like looking at a neuropathy. After repeatedly confirming that this guy was not pretending to be stupid, but really stupid, a passerby trainer with a sense of public morality gave him popular science:
"Generally speaking, there are indeed bets on fighting on the side of the road, but usually only one or two hundred, and no more than five hundred at most. Little brother, you said 5,000 yuan, could it be...... Forehead ......"
The latter words, the passerby trainer did not say it, but even if he didn't say it, Young Master Xiaomao knew it.
He was fooled.
Or rather, was tricked.
And it took so long to know that I was tricked.
“…… Wright! I can't spare you!! ”
Young Master Xiao Mao, who broke out in an instant, shouted angrily.
……
At the same time, Wright, as the perpetrator, is in good shape. There is no ordinary weak person, who will sneeze so low when he is nagged.
After some haggling, he finally came to a deal with the little fat samurai. Five hundred. With five hundred dollars as a bet, Wright accompanied him to a game.
"Such passerby trainers, NPC tricks, most of them are at this price. Cut. At the end, Wright cut it rather unhappily.
"What, what?! Five hundred dollars is my pocket money for several months! On the other side, the little fat warrior blew up: "Bastard, you dare to look down on people - go, Dajia!" ”
After this, the little fat warrior threw out the Poké Ball, and then, a large armor appeared there.
"Hmm...... Well? There's a pretty good elf like Dajia, and I'm impressed with you, boy. It's just that the state of this big armor doesn't seem to be very good. Are you sure you want to fight with it? Wright asked.
Just like Wright said, this big armor looks weak. And the body shape is also much worse than the average adult big armor. It should be in the same condition as Wright's Flying Mantis, which has just come of age.
"You didn't raise it properly. Didn't you give it special insect feed and energy cubes? Wright couldn't help but ask.
"—don't worry about it so much! Even without those things, my big armor and I would have become stronger. ”
"Courage is commendable, but it's useless. Go for it, Burning Bug. Although the opponent in the first battle is a weak chicken, I am a little sorry for you. But they barely paid 500 yuan - Xiao Ju'er, you will be the referee, no problem, right? Wright looked at Ju'er.
"Hmm." Xiao Ju'er also nodded weakly. There is also a lack of interest in this: "Street level competitions, you don't need a referee. She muttered like this and then announced weakly: "Then, the game begins~"
"All in all, get rid of him quickly and get on fishing." Finally, I made a summary.
"Abominable, abominable, abominable. Neither of them will take my big armor seriously—come on, big armor! Let them see one—"
"—telekinesis." Wright ordered.
So, the game was over.