"Kill yourself by prying the manhole cover!?" The king's eyes widened, feeling very unscientific, just prying the manhole cover, how could he commit suicide?

Only then did the manhole cover youth notice the existence of the king, and immediately couldn't help but shout: "My God! Goddess of Light?! Obviously not a two-dimensional person, but with the Holy Light Protective Body, this is definitely a lucky woman! ”

"Don't change the subject! Lao Wang, let me explain to you, the reason why this kid pried the manhole cover was to jump into the sewer and commit suicide. www.biquge.info"Hao Qiang didn't give the manhole cover youth a chance to gag, and explained to the king.

The king was shocked again, there are really everyone these days, and he chose to jump into the sewer by committing suicide, even if he doesn't drown, he will be stinky to death, right?

The manhole cover young man said with an unhappy face: "Hao Qiang, you are too much, you have maliciously lowered my upright image in front of the goddess, I am now the little leader of the mysterious organization, and I call hundreds of two-dimensional villain bosses to abuse you every minute, do you believe it or not?" ”

Hao Qiang didn't pay attention to the manhole cover youth at all, and still said to the king: "Old Wang, looking at your appearance, I am obviously very curious about the past, then I will tell you about it, it was about a night about a year ago......"

Hao Qiang's memory of that night is very clear, and Guy is really impressed.

That night, Hao Qiang spent a day in the city, preparing to go back to the terrifying mountains and forests, but saw a sneaky figure under the street lamp of a road.

The figure was holding a crowbar and priing the round manhole cover of the sewer.

Originally, Hao Qiang thought that he was stealing the manhole cover, and was about to step forward to teach a lesson, but when the manhole cover was pried open, he saw that the figure did not pay attention to the manhole cover, but squatted at the wellhead, looked at the foul-smelling sewer filth under the wellhead, and began to talk to himself.

"Dirty as me, I'm afraid that only by dying in the sewer can I die a worthy death, life is so difficult, I don't want to live, but I am afraid of death, is there no painless way to kill myself?

If you buy sleeping pills, you need an insomnia certificate, but I don't know if there is really no pain, maybe what is staged on TV is fake, and if you don't die, you have to be gastric lavage, and it will hurt so much that life is worse than death...... So how should you die? Should noodles be used as a tool for hanging? Or hit your head on a wall made of tofu? Otherwise, you might as well eat marshmallows and be strangled to death, right? Lying in bed and dying of exhaustion should also be a good choice, I heard that often staying up late to eat barbecue and irregular diet will be easy to get cancer and hemorrhoids, and even the stomach can explode, but eating barbecue every day seems to be unaffordable, and it takes too long to be effective in a short time......"

The figure talks to himself like a secondary 2 patient, thinking about which way to die without pain.

But Hao Qiang was stunned, the first time he saw such an invincible suicide patient, he didn't know what to do.

The figure then said, "Why are people so tired when they live? So ordinary? Not even a little wave? Is this the life I can already foresee? I really want to live a life full of laughter, even if it's a little tired, it's worth it, but the reality is not only bitter and tiring, but also a lot of troubles, it's really a fucked life! Can anyone tell me if this sewer is an entrance to another world? ”

"No......," Hao Qiang, who was slowly approaching, replied quietly.

"! Who is it? Actually peeking at someone else's suicide? Can you have some basic qualities of being a human being? The figure turned his head abruptly and said in a somewhat flustered voice.

Hao Qiang was in no mood to have a big night with this person, so he said on the matter: "You said you were dirty, did you pick up shampoo and shower gel?" ”

"I mean, I work in a dirty environment, I dress like a beggar every day, I'm tired like a dog, it's hard to ......"

"Even if it were, it wasn't worth dying, was it? What if there is a counterattack? Don't you think about it, I'm going to pull you. Hao Qiang made a gesture to approach the manhole cover youth.

The manhole cover young man looked confused, I haven't jumped yet and I'm not going to jump, what do you mean by coming over and pulling me?

However, Hao Qiang took the opportunity to pounce on the manhole cover youth, causing the manhole cover youth to stand unsteadily for a while and take two steps back.

With this retreat, one foot of the manhole cover youth stepped into the well, and the whole person was about to fall into the sewer.

"Save ...... Help me! The manhole cover youth exclaimed.

Hao Qiang grabbed the hand of the manhole cover youth at the last moment, because the manhole cover youth still had one foot on the ground, it would not fall into the sewer.

It's just that if Hao Qiang lets go, the manhole cover youth will still fall.

"Don't be impulsive, don't worry, I'll pull you up." Hao Qiang said this, but the hand holding the manhole cover youth slowly stretched forward, which made the manhole cover youth's body angle more and more tilted.

"Holy! You're pulling me, I'm going to fall! "The manhole cover young man has never seen such a whole person, I was just making a look and sighing, you did this, but you really forced me to die!

"Oops! My hands are going to be weak, you let go, don't drag me down. Hao Qiang pretended to be powerless.

"Holy! Neurotic! I don't want to die! "The manhole cover youth is really scared, this kid is simply dying, can't you pretend not to see me? What's the fun?

Hao Qiang immediately smiled and immediately pulled the manhole cover youth back.

The manhole cover young man was out of danger, and immediately sat down on the ground with a soft body, panting heavily, this time he was really almost loaded!

"What's wrong? I'm not ready to actually kill myself, just sigh, okay? It's like I'm trying to kill myself. The manhole cover youth complained weakly.

"So you don't want to die? If you want me to help for nothing, forget it, I won't charge you for saving money, goodbye! ”

Hao Qiang waved goodbye, he thought that the manhole cover youth should not be looking for death and life in the future, after all, the fear of death is greater than any time, and no one will want to experience a second time.

……

The king looked at Hao Qiang, who was talking with resentment, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "This is the story of you and him?" Can you be a little more bloody? ”

"How? Do you adore me? After all, I'm the kind of hero who can save others at his fingertips! Hao Qiang said intoxicatedly.

The manhole cover youth was not happy and denied: "Bah, bah! You were clearly maliciously intimidating me, but fortunately, not long after you left, I met the boss, and he gave me the opportunity to bring my life to the peak......"

Hao Qiang glanced at the manhole cover youth's dress and hairstyle, and asked with a strange expression: "The pinnacle of life you are talking about is what you look like now?" ”

The manhole cover young man didn't care, but said proudly: "You know a fart, do I call it low-key?" No matter how awesome people are, they don't have to be reflected in their clothes, I'm now the number two person with real power in the organization, what two-dimensional cute girls, villain bosses, all of them are at my disposal, how about it? Isn't my brother very good? ”

This right seems to be really bullish, but Hao Qiang obviously disdains it, just coughs, and asks very sincerely: "Brother Jinggai, is your organization still recruiting?" Do you think I don't look like the three masters of the evil forces? ”