Chapter 173: The disgusting demon beast
Seeing that the discussion in the post bar has no sign of stopping at all, there are still people who are Aite themselves, and let themselves come out to answer, which man do you like. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Liu Peng really regretted his intestines, he didn't expect Teng Han to just say a sentence very cleverly, and turned all the focus to himself.
Now he and his little brothers Peng Kangyang and Ma Lei sat stupidly on Liu Peng's bed. Before making that post, they had just helped Liu Peng complete another injection of celestial chrysanthemum, so when he posted, Liu Peng was not only naked, but his whole spirit was also on the line.
But I didn't expect to be knocked down by Teng Han's words, and the three of them instantly became listless, sitting on the bed in a daze, looking at the posts made by people in the post bar, and in the face of people's ridicule and questions, they didn't know how to respond at all.
Especially Ma Lei and Peng Kangyang looked at Liu Peng, who was naked, and suddenly felt embarrassed, although they just used the celestial chrysanthemum stone to help Liu Peng do something to improve his cultivation, but after all, that kind of action, that kind of posture, made anyone feel embarrassed when they recalled it.
So the two of them got up from Liu Peng's bed at this time, like the three of them really did something wrong, and at this time, Liu Peng, who had already adapted to this kind of thing, looked at the two of them blushing like monkeys' butts, Liu Peng was also startled, he hurriedly put on his clothes, and the three of them regained their calm.
And at this time, a notice of a new post came from the system, Liu Peng saw that it was a notice about the through class, so he opened it, and saw that the title of the post read: The teacher of the ancient Xiuzhen class has something to do temporarily, and today his demon beast Ling Tian Lizard is in charge of substitute teaching.
There is no content in the post, just two titles - seeing the four words Ling Tian lizard, Liu Peng felt extremely disgusted. This guy had eaten with his father before, and he had seen this guy use his slender tongue to sweep away the roasted rat from the plate and swallow it in one gulp.
Neither he nor his father had a good meal, and because of some conflicts between his father and him, they ended the meal unhappily. Why did he let him substitute today, Liu Peng was speechless for a while, and his head was a little big at the thought of seeing this demon beast.
At this time, when facing the question of Ling Tian Lizard's class, Ma Lei didn't think of disgust, after all, he had only heard of Ling Tian Lizard, knew that it was the demon beast of the Gu Xiuzhen Teacher, and the grade had reached the Great Perfection of Foundation Building.
But Ma Lei didn't care about whether the Ling Tian lizard was disgusting or not, and he was not interested in its grade and teaching quality. What he saw now was an opportunity to change the focus of Tieba. So he hurriedly said to Liu Peng: "Brother Peng! Think about what to post, right? Just take advantage of this post, how about we divert everyone's attention? ”
"That's right! Brother Peng, let's talk about the demon beast class, let's just say why let a demon beast take class, why can't it be another human monk. This is really strange-" Hearing what Ma Lei said, Peng Kangyang immediately followed, and he also hated the demon beast class from the bottom of his heart, especially such a stinky and ugly guy.
At this time, hearing the two younger brothers say this, and then looking at the previous post that was still swiping the screen, Liu Peng felt that what they said made sense, they were going to use all kinds of means to end this embarrassing situation, otherwise how would they go out in the future, even if they were admitted to the monk college, who could look at themselves.
So thinking of this, he nodded, so he suddenly posted a question in that post: "Why did you let a lizard be our teacher?" Shouldn't our teachers be human? And even if it's not a human, shouldn't it be a monster beast with a tasteless body and no annoyance? ”
Liu Peng said, thinking about waiting to see if anyone responded, he thought that everyone would be the same as himself, and he had an opinion on Ling Tian Lizard. He regretted that no one responded to his post after it was sent, and he was a little embarrassed at this time, because it seemed as if he was the only one who had an opinion on Ling Tian Lizard as a teacher.
At this time, his younger brother Ma Lei also saw that something was wrong, so he hurriedly said at this time: "Why don't everyone dare to say anything if they have opinions?" Let's go out alone? It's really strange, since the teacher of Gu Xiuzhen is not here, then why do we have to let the lizard teach us, aren't we human? ”
Ma Lei, as the person who came up with the idea, had to stand up for his boss Liu Peng at this time, and at this time Peng Kangyang also came up and said: "That's right! We should protest against the Pathway class, why we let a monster like a lizard teach us. ”
As the three of them began to talk in the post bar, some of the rest of the students soon noticed it. After all, the lizard looks scary, so there are indeed many classmates who have some opinions, and some girls also complain: "Yes! We also thought it was very strange, why did we let Ling Tian lizard? Can't it be another cute monster? ”
"And there doesn't seem to be a precedent for a demon beast to teach a human in the direct class, right?" A classmate asked.
Seeing that the attention in the post bar gradually shifted from the matching post to the post of Ling Tian Lizard, Liu Peng felt very satisfied.
He was very satisfied with Ma Lei's suggestion, so he said to everyone: "And because the lizard has rotten liquid in its mouth, and eats some things like rats for a long time, the whole body tastes very big, and it is disgusting!" I don't know how I chose such a substitute teacher! ”
As soon as he said this, almost the entire post bar was fried, although everyone had heard about some things about Ling Tian lizard, but they didn't expect it to be so disgusting, so they said something too disgusting, and at this time, the third hot topic of the entire post bar was fried.
At this time, he had been watching the hot topic shift from Liu Peng to Ling Tian's lizard, Teng Han felt that it didn't matter, after all, Liu Peng was also disgusted enough, so he felt that this matter was over.
And at this time, thinking of the Ling Tian lizard they were talking about, Teng Han frowned slightly, he didn't think that the other party was a lizard. From the bottom of his heart, he still respects the teacher, but now he is only a little surprised, and he doesn't understand how the lizard teaches them.
After all, Xiao Diao said that except for some monsters who were born with talent and could speak human words, most demon beasts would not be able to speak human words until they reached a certain level of cultivation. So how does Ling Tian Lizard go to class, Teng Han is a little concerned about this issue, he is afraid that when he goes to class, he will not be able to understand what the teacher is saying.
Teng Han felt very curious, and at this time Xiao Diao understood his doubts, so he answered him: "Master, Ling Tian lizards are also one of the exceptions of several human languages that can be spoken, they are a mutation of the demon race, on the day of Mercury transit, the lizard that has completed the advanced level has a chance to learn human language, and the Ling Tian lizard is this kind of demon beast, which is very rare." ”
Hearing Xiao Diao's explanation, Teng Han nodded in understanding. At this time, he looked at the content in the post bar, and there was really no post to help him solve the problem, so he had to quit the post bar and ask Er Dong Xiangxue for help alone.