Chapter 267: The first step in the face
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The first episode of Quanda Video's first online TV series "Love Apartment" is silent, ah no, it is about to be released in the midst of the controversy.
Regarding the release time, Wang Gang made the decision, although today is Saturday, there are definitely many people working overtime, even if they don't work overtime, it's finally a holiday, according to Wang Gang's own habits, if you don't sleep until noon, it's not called a holiday.
In the back-office department of the headquarters in the capital city, several technicians are working hard to maintain the equipment.
Although Quanda Video is an emerging website, the flow of people is not large, and there is no fame, but the equipment is as it should be, and even Lei Guangwu has specially approved a large amount of funds to upgrade all the equipment to the top luxury level in the industry.
There is no other reason, one word - wealth.
But such a device, such a luxury team, is now busy as a dog.
A few technicians were chatting in a hurry.
"Why do you say there are so many people, can't you look at it again in a while!"
"Brother Cheng, have you counted the data of netizens' speeches, Lei Dong and Manager Shen are waiting for the data!"
"Busy, don't talk to me." Brother Cheng, who was in charge of data statistics, said angrily: "Who are they, it's just a TV series, it hasn't been released yet, and so many people criticize it, now 200 million people are online, if it weren't for our reliable backend equipment, let them use data to collapse now." ”
Another dandruff-covered buddy also said loudly: "Manager Shen planted it this time, look at this scolding, I don't know what it looks like to be scolded for a while, I heard that the third sister and Brother Qiang are impeaching Manager Shen in the conference room, brothers, maybe this is the last time we fight." ”
"No, isn't Manager Shen's game very good, such a capable person, the company is willing to let go."
"Oh, young man!" A twenty-seven or eighteen technician sneered and said: "This is business, not a good man in Liangshan, don't pay attention to the righteousness of the rivers and lakes, take a look, anyway, we are grassroots technicians, how to transfer it has nothing to do with us, just do a good job." ”
Several technicians were busy with their work, muttering at the same time, with a negative look on their faces, no one's optimistic about this TV series, is there a difference between whether your TV series is good or not, the whole group has come to the time of life and death, the outside world scolds them as dogs, not to mention, the number of user uninstalls is still so large, do you still want to turn over with a TV series, what kind of international jokes!
The data in the background was uploaded to the group's intranet by the technical staff, and all the leaders of the whole university basically saw it.
Whether it is Shen Fei in Shanghai, or this group of people in Beijing, their hearts are pinched, and everyone who left a message or something went through it, and the data clearly shows the general trend, only one percent is optimistic, and the rest are either irresponsible or to see the excitement, they are all human spirits, everyone is sweating, if there is only 20 percent support in the data, everyone here will also have fighting spirit in their hearts, but the opposition rate of 99 percent is a desperate data.
Everyone sighed in their hearts, but more of them met their eyes, waiting for everyone to divide the sweet soup left by Shen Fei after the film was broadcast.
Countdown to ten seconds.
Ten.
Nine.
Eight.
……
The show officially began.
Many onlookers have already been able to type a long criticism message in their message area, waiting for the broadcast to grab a sofa as soon as possible, and then complain fiercely.
But in the next second, everyone was stunned, and no one left a message.
I saw that the picture turned, and the TV series began to be played directly, with no title, no cast, and no theme song.
This is a bit too unbelievable, the current TV series, whether it is domestic or imported, who is not the opening song at the beginning, and then gives you a circle of casts, but people don't have these things in "Love Apartment", and they will directly serve you a big meal, saving everyone a lot of time.
In this way, a large part of the audience has been taken care of, and many people have become a little embarrassed.
On the screen, a passenger plane landed, and the painting style was in the metropolis, and the picture quality was clear, which made everyone's eyes suddenly brighten.
But the actor who appeared next was too funny, with a handbag in his mouth, a box in his hand, and a stupid look on his face, which looked like raw melons and eggs.
Instantly, in the next second, at the same time.
Many netizens who watched the TV series began to complain in various ways.
"I'll go, this actor was found in the vegetable market."
"It's silly, this expression."
"Nima, I'm better than him."
But after two complaints, no one was talking.
I saw the buddy in the video get on a bus, and I saw a beautiful woman in front of me put the bus card in her butt pocket, and the small figure twisted and swiped the card, this is everywhere in reality, and everyone is no stranger.
But the buddies on TV don't know, everyone can see this person's confusion, that confused little eyes, that kind of ecstatic idiot performance, and then, well, this guy swiped the card with his ass, and without the bus card, of course he couldn't swipe it.
When he changed to a card swiping machine with the top of his crotch, with that inexplicable and a little innocent look, he instantly exploded.
The men, women and children who are waiting next to the computer and mobile phone to complain, one counts as one, and they all laughed, I don't know how many TV series I watched before, there are humorous ones at the beginning, there are fantasy ones, and there are bitter dramas, but who has ever seen someone who uses brain damage to amuse.
When the bus driver shouted, 'Either swipe the card, or put in the coin, or get out', no one could control their laughter, everyone laughed, but after the laughter, everyone took a breath of cool air, Nima, this TV series is not ordinary!
At this time, the opening song came out, the music was average, the rhythm was more cheerful, according to the past situation, the audience was very disgusted with the opening song, and generally chose to skip it, but today it is very abnormal, no one skipped it, I don't know how many people have been stupid to watch the opening song.
The message area is very quiet, everyone is stupid at this time, even the professional group of sailors didn't find a place to complain, the plot connection is very smooth, in less than a minute, everyone laughed several times, how does this make people complain, do you complain about what TV series you filmed, how did we make us all laugh.
Well, this is a complaint or a propaganda, there is no way to deal with it.
The film continues, two underworlds come up, the style of painting changes quickly, and many water armies finally find a point to complain.
Many professional picky viewers also came to the spirit.
"What kind of brain-dead TV series, it actually promotes the underworld, which department is this approved."
"Teach our children what to do."
"Broken TV series, broken scripts, worthy of the script written by Wang Gang, show your feet, you are a martial artist."
"Resist bad TV dramas and resist spreading negative energy."
"Two men in black chasing a girl, the vulgar plot, the vulgar link, must be resisted."
But in the next second, no one spoke, and many viewers who left messages were slapped in the face.
The driver turned his head and shouted: "Either swipe the card, or put in coins, or get out." ”
Well, the two 'black clubs' got off the bus directly.
It stimulated Youmuyou, it's too abnormal to have Muyou.
Everyone is waiting for the two underworld hot hands to destroy the flowers, and there is a vulgar link of heroes saving beauty, you let a bus driver scare away with two words, does this Nima still have a little underworld demeanor, do you want everyone to have a happy play.
But why is it so enjoyable?
Everyone laughed, even the group of professional sailors stopped talking, the group of people who complained just now, the group of people who were talking nonsense just now, the group of people who resisted just now, no one dared to speak casually, how strong this face is, he let you guess the beginning, but you will never guess the end, don't be so cruel, the brothers are just making money to support their families.
At this time, the atmosphere was driven, no one dared to complain easily, let alone boycott, complain, boycott, you have to find some spit points, look at it, at the beginning, it didn't take three minutes, and I slapped my face twice, and no one dared to make a head bird at this time, and I didn't vomit, and my face was swollen.
The characters in the play appear one by one, and each character will have a brain-dead funny link.
Hu Yifei, the backlash between gentleness and savage girlfriend, Zeng Xiaoxian answered a call from a brain-dead listener on the radio, and Lu Ziqiao attended a wedding to sell health care products.
One by one, the laughter is high-energy.
The audience laughed and cried directly.
The attentive audience found something thought-provoking from the laughter.
At the wedding scene, the boss of the wedding company is short of pounds and pounds, the market is rampant in the sale of health care products, take the bus carefully to prevent theft, and the decoration should take into account the neighborhood relationship.
Yang Jingying uses a TV series to satirize various uncivilized phenomena in real society.
The prepared to say that Wang Gang, a martial artist, actually used film and television works to promote positive energy, and used funny scenes and dramas with brain-dead close-ups to remind everyone and achieve the purpose of entertaining and educating the public.
Those who understand gasp, and those who don't understand also reap countless joys.
The plot continues, when Wan Yu and Zhan Bo met the farmer uncle driving a tractor in the wrong car, Wan Yu's sentence 'Uncle, your go-kart is so big' directly burst into laughter.
On Saturday, many children were at home, and I don't know how many children were asking their parents, "Mom and Dad, isn't this really a go-kart?" ”
Shocked, surprised, regretful, helpless.
Many parents laughed and cried.
This is a tractor, and with a slight modification, it is a combine harvester.
China has been a big agricultural country since ancient times, and the speed of agricultural development is very fast, and the distance to modernization is also very fast.
Life is better, but many urban children are far away from all labor, and even rural children have forgotten the inheritance of agriculture, and the mainstream labor force is people in their thirties and above.
If it weren't for this TV series, many parents wouldn't know that their children didn't know the tractor, which is thought-provoking, in the past, everyone took care of their children's grades and grades, is it really wrong, are their children really out of touch with reality? (To be continued.) )