031 Stupid earthlings

saw a quick switch from the live camera, and Nan Bowan appeared in front of the close-up with a wicked smile:

"Lie to you, stupid earthling......"

The good end of the scar almost collapsed on the ground, and the series of barrages in the live broadcast room were almost all two words in unison:

"Damn. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”

The relieved audience was about to scold, but the live broadcast room suddenly closed, and a line of words flashed on the screen:

"The content of the live broadcast room is suspected of vulgar violence, and the rectification is ......"

The netizens won, and this annoying alien was finally shut down from the live broadcast room.

But they were not angry, staying in front of the screen and being played by the audience for a whole night, how could the anger in their hearts be so easily quelled.

So many people turned off the bad cool network, opened Juxin's circle of friends and Jiulang's Weibo, and began to vent their anger. Some people even ran to Nanbo Bay's Weibo and swiped the screen.

A big V draws a man eating. Illustration of, accompanied by "Aliens go eat. ", attracting hundreds of thousands of retweets......

Many media outlets began to report: tonight, watch how the "stupid earthlings" are being played around by an alien visitor.

But in any case, the fans of Nambo Bay are rising rapidly, although many people are just curious, or to scold him......

If there is anyone who is calm left watching the live broadcast, it may be only SOMI. Seeing that the camera switched and all this was just a farce, Somi's hanging heart relaxed, and she let out a different feeling from everyone: "It seems that he is really not bad, I blame him." ”

Somi thinks back to that night, when Nambo Bay first came to Earth, and she thinks of how helpless he must have been, forcing him to pretend to be a bad guy in order to get some help. How ruthless I was to him at that time.

Alas! Somi sighed.

The final conclusion was, "Should I apologize to her?" ”

So Somi secretly paid attention to Nambo Bay and became one of his millions of fans.

In the "Earth Destruction Headquarters", Wu Scar looked at the violation announcement on the screen dumbfounded, and said to Nanbo Bay in a daze:

"Boss, we violated the law, did we do it for nothing?"

At this time, Nanbo Bay was drinking, poured two bottles of red wine in a row, and said with a smile:

"How can we do it in vain, we succeeded!" Nambo Wan patted Scarless on the shoulder, the second time he patted him. "Thanks to you!"

This time it was the same as the first time he patted his shoulder without scars, and unlike the first time, this time Nanbo Bay didn't tell a lie.

The camera crew and No Scar were withdrawn, and only Nambo Bay was left in the room. He turned on his mobile phone and looked at the forwards, comments and likes on Weibo that showed n messages and the number of countless followers, he smiled and posted a Weibo to make up for it:

"Welcome to the national audition of female anchors in the Internet celebrity world. I'm joking with you tonight, but I really like the blood of earthlings, can you send it to me? Please use Headwind Express to pay by cash on delivery to the following address......"

After posting Weibo, Nanbo Wan put down his phone. He stopped himself from reading the comments and retweets, knowing that everyone was scolding him. Earthlings are very different from barbarians, and earthlings are extraordinary, like knives and guns, and can kill a person without fists and kicks.

At this point, the barbarians are out of reach, and the means of separating the winner from the loser are also a little too low-end.

So he chose not to pay attention to those words, so that he could avoid his own mood swings.

"It doesn't matter how the means are, what matters is to achieve the end." Nambo Bay thought to herself.

If his strength cannot match that of the Barbarian King within a year, the earth must still be destroyed.

Unbeknownst to him, his thoughts were slowly changing. From the beginning of the must to destroy the earth, to now, it has become a helpless must destroy the earth.

Nanbo Wan took a bath and lay on the bed, he thought of Somi, and then of Bai Yuzhen, the two girls he met when he first arrived on Earth. Red Eagle, Xiaolan, and Knife Boy all arrived in Wencheng a few days ago, and fed back Bai Yuzhen's news to him at any time. During this period, Bai Yuzhen called him once, but he never contacted him directly.

At this time, Nan Po Wan was holding her mobile phone and wanted to call her, when the night was long and the correct emotions were active.

I just held the phone in my hand, and put it back after half ringing.

"As long as she's safe, the danger I can bring to her will be greater than the danger she already has." Nampowan gave up on the phone call and got under the covers.

A new day.

The audition is in full swing under the planning of No Scar, and the gang members of the Internet celebrity gang have suddenly changed from the identity of gangsters to culture. hooligans, they consciously raised their status. The boss of Nanbo Bay was slowly convinced, and they scattered and gathered around the venue, some worked as porters, some worked as carpenters, and some also showed their childhood ambitions as members of the copywriting team, small followers of the planning team, and apprentices in the photography group.

But there are always some people who oppose this kind of gangster's lack of business, they are generally the older generation of the Internet celebrity gang, who have been fighting on the rivers and lakes for many years, and they are still a little faced. All at once let them run to do civilian jobs, they are not happy, and they are very unhappy.

In their concepts, Internet celebrities, female anchors, or whatever, are all vulgar things, without the slightest bit of masculinity, how can they deign to do such things.

All of this has been calculated in Nanbo Bay, and he naturally knows what to do next, and he also has a plan for different personnel arrangements.

The audition will be held in ten days, and these ten days are not long or short, just enough for the Internet celebrity gang to expand, so as not to reduce the popularity and attention of the topic.

"Earthlings' eyes are fast, if you don't toss for two or three days, they will forget you in a blink of an eye." Nambo Wan said this to everyone during the meeting. "So you have to toss, toss hard."

Nanbo Bay originally wanted to find iron shrimp, after all, this guy hadn't appeared for a long time. It's not one thing for the former gang leader to be left out in the cold for too long, so he plans to involve Iron Shrimp in the next operation.

But I don't know why, the iron shrimp is missing, the iron shrimp has been missing for several days, and everyone has not seen him again.

The disappearance of the iron shrimp, Nanbo Bay did not care. Iron Shrimp's loyalty is not high, and his temperament is not liked by Nanbo Bay. So if you're missing, you're missing.

No Scar was recruited by Nambo Bay to serve as the leader of the vanguard team for the next plan.

It's just that what makes Nanbo Bay not very satisfied is that although Wuscar used to be a thug, his martial arts are not in the stream. With the three-legged cat kung fu without a scar, it is okay to scare ordinary people with a gun, but when you meet a master, it is easy to die.

It's a pity that such a right-hand man died, so he had to train well. Nan Bowan thought about this for a long time, thinking about whether he should teach the exercises left by the ancient road to Wu Scar.

The problem is, no scar is an outsider after all.

After the decline of his lineage, this set of exercises was not a secret, and it was almost a well-known exercise. In the clan where Nanbo Bay is located, no one has reached the pinnacle of martial arts with this, and outsiders have studied it after taking it, but they have also abandoned it. Because it's really not a powerful exercise, I don't know why Gu Dao passed on this set of things to his children and grandchildren, and there are still a lot of complaints in the clan when it comes to this.