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Hao Qiang's face almost turned into ruins, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "You wait, I'll weigh dozens of catties of graphite for you, so that you can be vain!" ”

After that, he turned around and left, for the sake of the Holy Light, he didn't want to deal with the king on the spot.

The king shouted with a smile behind him: "Xiaoqiang, don't go so fast, otherwise you will pull the egg." ”

Next, the two walked to a food street, almost all the shops on this street are restaurants, and there are various roadside stalls on the side of the street, selling stinky tofu, barbecue and other flavorful snacks, and the whole street is filled with a strong fragrance.

Hao Qiang is indifferent to these junk food, not only does it not taste good, but there are too many harmful substances, he was about to walk out of the street directly, but found that the king had stopped in front of the stinky tofu stall.

it! What hobbies does this chick have? Do you like to eat Xiang? This is also too perverted!

Hao Qiang was about to hide a little farther away, but he didn't know that the king had already looked at him and said to him, "Why don't we eat some stinky tofu?" I heard that this smells bad, but it tastes good. ”

"You want to eat this stuff that has been soaked in Xiang too? Sorry, I can't get my mouth shut. Authentic stinky tofu has a pungent smell, but it is by no means a stinky smell. This kind of counterfeit and shoddy production is not only dirty, but also mixed with a lot of toxic chemicals, if you want to die early, please find a way to be happy. ”

Because he was put on the table just now, Hao Qiang naturally wouldn't persuade the king with good words, how disgusting could it be.

"Gross!" The king almost threw up, glared at Hao Qiang fiercely, and said angrily: "When you want to eat, can you not say such disgusting words?" ”

"I often hear you at the dinner table of the family next door, and the little Shell often asks his parents, 'Why do we always have to eat Xiang?' Can't you have a little high-quality boy urine soup? And the big shell always replied, 'Don't talk about such a disgusting topic during meals!' ’

Are you trying to convey that? "As soon as Hao Qiang came up, he couldn't stop like he had eaten Xuanmai!

The king was stunned, the first time he heard such a mockery, it was really too vicious?

"You're the big shell! Your whole family is a shell! The king threw away his disguise and cursed regardless of the image.

Hao Qiang instead made an innocent appearance and said, "How can you think that I am scolding you? I'm just giving you an example, why do you think so complicated? I'm not the kind of person who hides a knife in his words and a sword in his mouth! Actually, we're all the same kind, after all, I'm a little shell. ”

"You ......" The king doesn't know what to say, this kid has lost it, and he even scolds himself, who can parry this kind of person?

The king forcibly suppressed the depression in his heart, and then showed a warm smile and said, "Then we can eat cumin gluten over there, right?" ”

"Please don't question my age, I haven't read much, but it's only liked by elementary and junior high school students, right? And no matter how peculiar its shape is, it is just a ball of flour after all, dare to ask what is delicious about flour? ”

"What about the omelet?" The king asked again.

"It's clearly only bread, how can there be eggs?"

"Is that fish-shaped bean paste cake okay?"

"Fish is not like fish, cake is not like cake, it is like fried fish, it is like a crude cake, so what is it? Does it taste similar to fish or similar to cake? If it's like a fish, it doesn't look like it can make money, and if it's like a cake, the price is robbery. ”

The king rolled his eyes, this kid's nonsense is first-class.

"What about the sugar man? It looks amazing. ”

"You don't still want to eat sugar gourds, do you? These things are all used to deceive children, have you seen chasing the murderer for 50 years? What if we get scammed? I don't want to be dead in the forest. ”

"What about fried rice cakes or fried dried noodles?"

"These two things are good, but unfortunately I don't have an appetite right now, if you want to eat, I'll buy them for you." Hao Qiang doesn't want to say any more, this chick is really boring.

"No, I'm going to have to find something we both like to eat today, wait, where are you going?"

The king saw Hao Qiang suddenly continue to walk forward, so he had to keep up with him.

Then, Hao Qiang held a bowl of fried potatoes, looked at the fried potatoes with a solemn expression, and said slowly: "Holding the fried potatoes, I suddenly understood that there are some things, if you don't have it, if you don't have it, if you don't have it, you can't do it, there is no dragon meat, there is no phoenix legs...... Holding the fried potatoes, it occurred to me that when I grew up, what would I do when I had to face this hard, tight, not necessarily dreamy, not necessarily funny world? ”

The king shrugged helplessly, he was really powerless for a second-year patient like Hao Qiang.

"You like this kind of thing? Isn't this fried food? Is it still to your taste? The king asked in surprise.

"Reluctantly...... Hao Qiang stuffed fried potatoes into his mouth, but his eyes couldn't help but be attracted by the three little girls.

Of course, most people will be attracted to these three girls with strange hairstyles, but the citizens will only think that cosplay has spread to elementary school students.

But Hao Qiang doesn't think so, because as a former dead house, he can judge the identities of these three young (young) girls from their backs alone.

First of all, the tallest girl, with long, pale pink hair tied in a green knot, a crescent-like hairy hair on the top of her head, and triangular fluffy ears at the ears, wearing a pink costume, with a red rope tied to her knees and a green corset around her waist.

If this Lori weren't Tu Shan Susu, Hao Qiang would definitely eat stinky tofu live!

The Lori in the middle is a long silver hair, wearing a hairpin, the ends of the hair reach the knees, tied with double ponytails, and a small red flower tied in the middle of the ponytail.

Wearing a little red skirt, with pantyhose and little red shoes, it's so cute.

If this Nizi weren't for Kate in Xinggong, Hao Qiang would definitely eat shell lang live!

As for the shortest one, he was dressed more normally, but his hair color was a light purple double ponytail, and his dull hair was also two on the left and one on the right, with a pale yellow ribbon, Hao Qiang finally recognized this Meow Pass.

As for the title of Meow Pass, it's a lot, really a lot.

Such as the Piccolo Demon King, the Platinum Star in the Palace, and the Piper Mastery......

Her area is the ghost animal area of station B (a certain countryside), and her group is the ghost animal all-star (Qiu Xu branch......

In short, Meow Pass is an enigmatic cute Lori, she can't laugh, and she basically can't cry, but she is very lovable.

Of course, the other two Loli also have their own merits, each with its own cuteness and advantages.

In short, Hao Qiang felt that his spring had arrived!