"Senior Wei! You can't leave us alone! ”

"Senior Wei, you are the founder of the Liaodong Martial Arts Association, who else can serve the public besides your old man?"

"Senior Wei, you still have to preside over the overall situation!"

Wei Mi shook his head on the stage and said, "You fellow lovers are wrong, and you are ashamed!" Today's Martial Arts Association, as Liu Zhangmen said, has deviated from our original intention, there are talented people in the country, the old man is already this age, with the title of a chairman empty, the corpse is vegetarian, it really shouldn't be! Today is the right opportunity to take this burden off your body and give way to young people! The chairman of our Armed Forces Association, who is re-elected every five years, has lost count of how many terms he has been re-elected, and it is time to change it! ”

Someone in the audience asked, "Master Wei, if you resign from your position, who can be up to the task?" ”

Wei Mi didn't feel good in his heart, this sentence directly turned the page of resignation, and he hoped that these people would keep it a few more times, even if it was all face!

"Who succeeds him, of course, is recommended by everyone, but ......" Wei Mi wanted to say, but the Armed Forces Association has a rule that if the chairman leaves office for any reason, the vice chairman (Chen Guxia) will act as the deputy until the next re-election. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info just said these two words, and I heard Elder Xu on the stage behind me shouting: "Master Liu!" ”

This sentence of Master Liu reminded everyone, didn't Senior Wei also say it just now? He is also a martial soul and an iron-clad person, courteous and courteous, able to stop fighting for martial arts, and has the indomitable spirit of a martial artist, and such a person is exactly the candidate for the chairman of the Martial Arts Association -- what is more important is that this newcomer will not break the balance of forces in all aspects.

"Master Liu!"

"Don't Tiger Gate!"

"Liu Guanzhang!" -- This sentence was shouted by Elder Xu using the method of transmitting sound for thousands of miles.

Next, Liu Guanzhang's cries in the stadium came and went, and Master Weimi's face was ugly......

Your sister, you have to pay back the 150,000 to me!

Of course, the most ugly look on the face of the audience has to be the vice chairman, Chen Guxia. Today, I originally set up the Ten Levels Bronze Man Formation to kick the other tiger gate of his martial arts hall, but I didn't expect to be broken by him not to mention the ten formations, and now even Master Wei's chairman of the Martial Arts Association has to give up, if he is ridden to the head by that kid in the future, how can this Chen Ji Sanhe Fist gain a foothold in Shengyang?

Lei Dabiao was more upright, and whispered: "Uncle Ancestor, do you hear that?" You're going to be the chairman of the Martial Arts Association, wake up! ”

Liu Guanzhang closed his eyes on the ground and said softly: "This chairman doesn't know if there is a salary, who will help me ask?" ”

Lei Dabiao said: "I'll go!" ”

Elder Xu next to him pulled him back, "Fuck your sister!" You have to work without pay! This is the best opportunity to carry forward my Farewell Tiger Gate! Moreover, as long as they take care of the food, we will not pay! ”

At this time, Liu Qifan probably understood what was going on, and asked in a low voice: "Brother, do you belong to Touch porcelain now?" Falsely accusing him of being the chairman of the Martial Arts Association? ”

Liu Guanzhang didn't answer, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, which means - sort of.

At this time, Master Wei on the stage saw that there was nothing to do, so he simply pushed the boat down the river and said loudly: "Everyone's voice is very high, since this is the case, we will vote here by raising our hands, and agree that Liu Guanzhang, the head of the Donhu Gate, will be the chairman of the Martial Arts Association, please raise your hand!" ”

Hula in the field, one-handed forest.

"In this case, even if everyone raises their hands to pass, the new chairman of the Martial Arts Association will be Liu Guanzhang of Beihumen!"

The applause was thunderous, and almost everyone stood up and applauded! There was only one person lying down in the audience - Liu Guanzhang.

Wei Mi was very bitter in his heart, separated the few people on the stage who went to the grave, squatted in front of Liu Guanzhang, these people are also insiders, there is no need to shy away, Master Wei pretended to lend him to take the pulse to heal his wounds, and whispered: "Okay, this time are you satisfied?" ”

Liu Guan didn't open his eyes and muttered, "Do you, the chairman of the Martial Arts Association, have you a salary?" ”

Wei Mi thought for a while, "It seems that there is no salary, but the annual dues, excluding the expenses, are three or seven points between me and Chen Guxia, I am 7 and he is 3, now that you are the chairman of the Martial Arts Association, do you have to consider leaving me two percent?" ”

"What are you kidding, I took office under the banner of opposing membership dues, can I still collect membership fees?"

Wemi didn't care, "You can change it to a management fee!" ”

"I'm not as shameless as you!"

At this time, there was no time to argue, Wei Mi said angrily: "That's all later, when you taste the sweetness, you may not have my temperance!" Don't say anything else, wake up quickly, stand up and say a few words to everyone, and then praise me for two words of high wind and bright festival or something! Let's talk about it, I can't give you anything to say about the balance of 150,000 yuan, you are buried today! ”

"I've pit you, and I'm happy! I still have to continue to faint, or I will get up in a while and say that the hat of the chairman of the Martial Arts Association, should I shirk or not? If you don't shirk, it looks a little shameless, and if you are afraid that you will get off the donkey down the slope and praise you for your high wind and bright festival, Elder Xu will say, I will sleep for a while! ”

Wei Mi slapped his chest and beat his back, secretly pinching and twisting, and tickling the flesh, but Liu Guanzhang said that he couldn't get up if he died, so he had no choice but to turn to Elder Xu for help, that means, he pretended to be a dead dog, can you say a few words?

Elder Xu nodded, stood up, and rushed to the stage with a fist, "Master Wei is high-spirited!" ”

Just one sentence!

"Let us admire!"

Okay, at least two sentences, but Elder Xu, can't you say more?

Elder Xu looked back, rolled his eyes, and continued: "I don't want Humen to hide in the mountains for thousands of years, I am a mountain person, and I don't know what to say, the head of my family can be recognized and loved by everyone, I don't have a light on the face of Humen, now the head of the house is unconscious, I am an elder, thank you for him first!" ”

Saying that, Elder Xu bowed to the audience and continued: "The head of my family is originally a person who is indifferent to fame and fortune, and I don't have the ambition to dominate the martial arts, so I dare not accept the position of chairman!" It's just that there is Master Wei's ardent expectations here, and there is the strong support of all of you colleagues in the rivers and lakes, this is a 'no' word that I don't know how to lift, as an elder in the sect, I am still not qualified to say it! As a warrior, be polite, unyielding, and stop! Regardless of whether the head of the sect will be the chairman of the martial arts association in the future, but these three articles, I should abide by them, remember the teachings of Wei's predecessors, and set an example for the world's martial artists! ”

Don't look at it as a mountain man in the mountains, he has been the head of the house for so long, he is an old man, and it is also a basic skill to say some words about the rivers and lakes. Elder Xu's few words caused thunderous applause in the audience, and even Wei Mi behind him admired it, and did not say that he agreed to be the chairman, but he set an example for the world's martial artists, high!

"Today, the head of my family is seriously injured, and I really can't get together with all of you......"

Just as he said this, Liu Guanzhang snorted over there, and he didn't sleep well in the past few days, and it didn't take much effort to lie on the ground and close his eyes, so Liu Guanzhang fell asleep. His snoring, when he was a child, he could lure the old director of the orphanage out when he was a baby, and he recruited all the immortals in the haunted house, and there was no one on the field who couldn't hear it.

"Master!"

Seeing this, Elder Xu hurriedly pounced, "Could it be that your internal injuries are so serious that you have already triggered the bluffing Dafa in your body?" ”

Then Miss Tong Yanju stood up and explained to everyone: "This is our profound internal strength of the Tiger Gate, and the bluffing Dafa used to heal injuries - not snoring!" ”

The martial arts colleagues below nodded one after another: We understand.

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I am still quite satisfied with the handling of this fight, and I basically achieved the desired effect. Generally speaking, when you break through the ring, you will inevitably enter the cliché of pretending to be forced to slap your face, you know that the old knife is very disgusted with routines, so the old man Wei came out to liven up the atmosphere, and I especially like this kind of sad old-timer now. There are so many chapters in the second volume, don't you want to give your opinion?

ps: Congratulations on the birth of the first elder in this book - the blind student, that is, the actor of Qifan, everyone applauds!