Chapter 189: Mandarin Duck Bath
"I'll take her with me, let's go and return the van first, and then go find a hotel to take a shower." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info," Changsun Jiang said.
Hao Qiang nodded, ripped the spray gun from Chen Yingmeng's hand, then turned off the spray gun, took it back into the van, and then drove the senior brother and sister to the shop that sold paint, and after returning the van, he asked the shopkeeper for the phone number.
The three of them found a hotel nearby and opened two rooms, Changsun Jiang threw Chen Yingmeng, who had not yet woken up from the illusion, to the bed in one room, exited the room and closed the door, and then went to another room with Hao Qiang.
"Can't you go over there and wash it? Do you have to squeeze with me? Hao Qiang said angrily.
"No, what if the little junior sister is sober and wants to help me wash it?" Changsun Jiang took this into account.
Hao Qiang shook his eyebrows and smiled ambiguously: "Isn't that better?" Take a mandarin duck bath directly, and then crackle and stir up a splash......"
"The situation you said is almost impossible to happen, first of all, I don't want to, and secondly, do you think the little junior sister will be safe? If I close the door to take a shower, she will slam the door, and when I open the door, she will definitely use a mop or broom to help me take a bath. ”
Changsun Jiang couldn't be clearer about Chen Yingmeng's curves.
Hao Qiang laughed out loud, gave a thumbs up to Changsun Jiang and said, "You are really a tragedy. ”
"It's good that you know. But how do we wash the paint on our bodies? It seems to be sticky, so it's hard to clean. Changsun Jiang asked.
Hao Qiang took out a few steel wool balls and wire brushes that he had just bought at the hardware store from the plastic bag, threw them on the bed, and said, "Haven't I already bought tools?" ”
Changsun Jiang's expression instantly became strange, and he hurriedly asked, "These things don't seem to have a direct connection with human bathing, how could you think of using these things?" ”
"How long do you have to pick with your hand? This is the most time-saving and labor-saving way, I am not afraid of a supernatural person, what are you afraid of this meat shield? Hao Qiang said with disdain.
"You're clearly the meat shield in the Adept, right? And now it seems that there is one more ability. In addition, of course, I am not afraid to use these things, but I haven't used them, so I don't know if they work well or not. ”
"You can't just use these things, you wait, I'll make another call." Hao Qiang called the boss who sold paint on his mobile phone, bought more than ten barrels of thinner, and asked the boss to deliver it to his door.
"Your little sister is really good at choosing, buying latex paint is oily exterior wall latex paint, this paint can't be washed off with water, you can only use thinner. Damn, the first time I took a shower with thinner, I really didn't know how sour it would be. Hao Qiang's face revealed excitement, because ordinary people would not dare to do this.
"What do you mean? Is there a difference between thinner and water? Changsun Jiang asked with some confusion.
Hao Qiang glared at Changsun Jiang and said, "It's terrible to be uneducated!" You'll find out later. ”
Hao Qiang and Changsun Jiang brought the thinner into the room from the door of the hotel, completely ignoring the strange eyes of the counter waiter.
Entering the bathroom, Hao Qiang opened several buckets of thinner and poured it into the bathtub, then took off the clothes on his body and lay down in the bathtub, soon his body was excited, and his whole body became hot, he endured the discomfort of his body, and quickly scrubbed the latex paint on his body with a steel wool ball, with thinner, the latex paint can no longer become a stubborn stain, and he quickly washed his body.
But the hair cleaning is more troublesome, Hao Qiang rubbed hard for a while and felt that it was not clean, and in desperation, he washed it with shampoo a few times before it was basically cleaned.
Then he rinsed his body with hot water a few more times, changed into a new set of clothes, and put all the belongings he was carrying in his pocket.
Then Changsun Jiang also carried a few buckets of thinner into the bathroom, but soon Hao Qiang heard Changsun Jiang's slightly panicked voice: "Brother Hao! Why does my skin feel hot, as if something is burning my body, could this thinner be a special agent? Can it exercise people's physique? ”
"It can really exercise people's physique, if you stay in the bathtub for a few days, you can see the internal muscle tissue and skeleton of your body, and it is likely that the little Ding Ding will be corroded to disappear, do you want to try it?" Hao Qiang really served this mountain cannon and returned to the martial saint, why don't you understand science at all? The thinner is clearly corrosive and decomposing, and the skin will naturally react significantly when in contact with the human body, otherwise how can it dilute the oil-based paint?
"It can't be that powerful, right? Forget it, I'd better wash it quickly. Changsun Jiang was not calm by Hao Qiang's words, although it was almost impossible for his physique to be corroded by the thinner, but it was really uncomfortable to stay in the thinner.
After Hao Qiang and Changsun Jiang cleaned their bodies, it was almost past noon, and Changsun Jiang opened the door of Chen Yingmeng's room and found that the little junior sister was sleeping sweetly, with a smirk on her face, which was very disobedient.
Hao Qiang shook his head and said, "It's a pity that this Lori face, the personality is too abrasive." ”
Changsun Jiang laughed: "No matter what, she is my little junior sister, as long as she doesn't make mistakes in principle, I can tolerate it." ”
"You really deserve to be the warmest brother in history, but I really like to tease this girl, you see, I'm going to take revenge!"
Hao Qiang walked to the end of the bed, first threw the sheet on Chen Yingmeng's body and covered it completely, then Hao Qiang grabbed a bed leg and gradually raised it, and then kept shaking it, and shouted in his mouth: "It's a big deal!" Resident Evil, your brother has been bitten by zombies! Hurry up! ”
Chen Yingmeng was awakened by the violent shaking of the bed, but she was covered with a quilt and wanted to take the quilt away, but her body was not stable at all because of the shaking of the bed, and Hao Qiang's words made her a little panicked, so she could only roll with the shaking of the bed.
"Ahh What's going on? Why is the bed shaking? Zombies, where are the zombies? What about the big brother? ”
"Your senior brother has turned into a zombie, I'm going to shoot him in the head!" Hao Qiang continued.
"Don't! You stinking bastard! I'll kill you! Chen Yingmeng was moving around on the bed, trying to climb out of bed.
When Chen Yingmeng was about to climb out of bed, Hao Qiang suddenly let go and let the bed legs fall.
"Bang!"
Chen Yingmeng was shocked by the bed and suddenly rolled under the bed.
When she saw Changsun Jiang standing not far away, her eyes immediately widened, and she yelled at Hao Qiang: "Perverted madman! You remembered it for me! I'm going to make you look good next time! ”
Hao Qiang touched his hair and said without mind: "I'm pretty good-looking, I don't need your help." It's you, you're so ugly, how can you think you're worthy of the eldest grandson? To tell you the truth, just now my eldest grandson and I have taken a mandarin duck bath together, and it is another unobstructed negative distance contact, do you envy it? Your brother is still in my arms, and the little bird is saying that he wants to transplant a reproductive organ into his body, because he wants to give birth to a monkey for me. ”
As soon as Hao Qiang becomes evil, there is no lower limit.