Chapter Thirty-Three: The Witch Who Eats
"Ah Yue!!"
Bai Jingyue, who was walking on the street, heard Dangma's shout, looked at the source of the sound, and saw Dangma, who had not seen each other for a long time, and the little nun in a nun's clothes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Shirai raised her hand at them.
"Yes, when hemp, I actually know how to learn." When the hemp armpit is sandwiched a book that looks very thick, well, deep.
"Don't mention the book! A book cost Mr. Shangjo 3,000 oceans, how can there be such an expensive tutoring book! "When I mention this book, I get angry when I am angry.
"When hemp... When hemp..."Intix, who was beside her, bit the corner of Dangma's clothes lightly, attracting back Dangma's attention.
“…… Wouldn't it be too much to spend 3,600 yen on ice? "When Ma is a little helpless, his wallet has never really been full.
"When hemp, I didn't say that I'm hot, I'm so sad, I'm about to get heat stroke or anything like that. Of course, I didn't think about spending other people's money to satisfy myself, so I didn't even think about eating ice. Although he said this, Intix's expression was really pitiful.
Shirai Yue chuckled lightly next to him, and when Ma was a little distracted, he looked at Shirai Yue like a drowning man grasping the last straw.
At this moment, "I'm sorry to spoil the atmosphere, but Ah Yue and Ah Shang, who is this girl?" ”
The blue-haired, one-meter-eight man with earrings was behind them, and the eyes on his face were closed, revealing a strange feeling.
"Oh, she~ That's Mr. Ma's daughter-in-law who brought him from abroad."
"What...... What the! "The blue hair seems to have suffered from some stimulation, and the two hands are pressed on Dangma's shoulders, and the force on it makes it difficult for Dangma to move." You actually skipped the girlfriend stage! I have a daughter-in-law directly! I don't know if it's an illusion, Bai Jingyue always felt that the blue hair's eyes were slightly open.
"It's not a daughter-in-law! It's a nun! Nun! Nuns affiliated with the Church of Necessary Evil! Intix argued.
Lan Fa opened his chest, touched his chest with palpitations, and then said as if he was a little surprised: "Wait, this kid is actually a man disguised as a woman, right?" For girls, will the breasts be too small? ”
Shirai-tsuki's sensitive ears seemed to hear the sound of blood vessels rupturing, and when Ma-ya cast a fearful gaze on Intix, it didn't seem to be an illusion.
"Hey, Ahshang. How can a really good person like us become good friends with a three-dimensional girl? There will be a sad ending in the end. I can almost imagine that at the moment when Ah Shang took off the girl's last dress with a trembling hand and was about to enter the eighteen forbidden plot, he suddenly realized the truth and rolled off the bed in fright! Bluehair continued to babble.
"That's terrifying." Shirai Moon on the side gloated and received it, exuding the resentment of a single dog to the sister's hand.
"Yes, Ah Yue thinks so too~" Then he lowered his voice and leaned into Bai Jingyue's ear, "Actually, I even like the pseudo-mother very much~"
Shirai Yue felt himself receive a mental shock, and a black turbulence of consciousness swirled in his mind.
……
The four of them walked into a cheap fast food store one after another to sell it, and Intix, who was holding a plastic dinner plate in both hands, showed a displeased expression and fell silent. Three smoothies, one vanilla, one chocolate, and one strawberry are placed on the plate. Completely ignoring the numb eyes next to him, he frowned and looked at the crowded storefront in front of him.
"There are three more people there, I'll go get you another chair." With an impeccable smile, the clerk pointed to the corner, where there was only a young girl, her long black hair of unknown length spread out and covering her face, and she looked as if she was sleeping, wearing a strange witch costume.
"It always feels a little strange......" When the feeling in Mahjong's heart was spoken, he turned his head to see that only Shirai Yue was left alone, and the other two had already quickly taken their seats: the blue hair sat next to the shrine maiden, with a bright smile on her face, and Intex happily held the spoon in her mouth, and her eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a cat-like expression.
"It's a little.,But what's the void.,I'm here.,You're here.,Can't you walk sideways in the school city?" After saying this very domineeringly, Shirai Yue took the stool in the clerk's hand and walked up to Intix.
When Shirai Moon put down the stool, he caught a glimpse of the witch's mouth moving, and the alert Dangma stared at the shrine maiden, waiting for her to speak.
So, the shrine maiden spoke
"Kill me......"
“.....”
“.....”
The air is as heavy as in an elevator. How is it good? Kamijo thought to himself. At this moment, he suddenly noticed that Intix and the blue-haired earrings were looking at him together.
“..... Dry...... Why? ”
“...... Ah, when people talk to you, it's not rude to talk back, right? ”
"Yes, yes, when hemp! You can't flinch when you look at the outside! Follow God's teachings and stretch out a hand of redemption to anyone, Amen! ”
"What a joke! At this time, "Shirai Yue's left thumb and middle finger clamped Dangma's face and blocked his words.
"At this time, when hemp, even if you use any fair way, the result will definitely be that you lose, don't think so much, go on the road with peace of mind, Amen."
Since Bai Jingyue also spoke, when Ma Suo felt a horizontal heart, with a straight face, "Uh..... I said you....? You said you killed me, what do you mean? ”
"Originally, it was a 58 yen burger, because there were a lot of free coupons......."
"Hmm."
"So I ordered thirty."
"That's too much, stupid."
At the moment when Kamijo reflexively answered, he found that the figure of the shrine maiden did not move. Because she didn't say a word, she could feel the atmosphere that emanated from her body that told her that her soul was traumatized.
It's a terrible atmosphere. I didn't expect her to take it so seriously, and the atmosphere is really bad now.
Bai Jingyue looked at Dangma with empty eyes, Intex and Blue Hair looked at Dangma with a strange look, although I don't know how Blue Hair made people feel his eyes, but when Ma was under a lot of pressure.
"Ahh That's not what I meant! I'm not done yet! I'm actually like, 'Stupid, why do you order so much?' It's just to keep the conversation from going any more tactful, and although I'm a bit rude, it's a sign of friendliness, and there's absolutely no malice! Ah, sorry I did a business contact. When Ma stared at the witch, he poked Shirai Yue with the tip of his right finger and whispered, "What should I do in this situation?" ”
"Even if you ask me, I'm single until now, how do I know the minds of girls, although it's easy to play with their minds..."
"Because of self-abandonment."
The shrine maiden, who was completely motionless as if she was dead, suddenly said this.
"Huh?"
"The train fare home, 400 yuan." ”
For these weird lines of the witch, Shangjo can only swallow it. I don't have memories of "taking the train".,But there's knowledge that "the train and bus in the school city are very expensive.。
"The tram ride home costs 400 yuan, what does it have to do with self-abandonment?"
"All my possessions, three hundred yen."
“..... The reason? ”
"Overshopping, lack of planning."
“......”
"So give up on yourself."
"So you want 100 yen, right?" Bai Jingyue took over the conversation, the witch raised her face and looked at Bai Jingyue, unexpectedly, this thing is a peerless beauty, and Shirai Yue seems to have heard the mysterious voice of "Dangma's harem +1".
"Yes."
"Good guy, it's time for you to behave." Although Shirai Yue's wallet is quite rich, he doesn't have a good impression of people who don't arrange things well, even if it's a beautiful girl.
"No...... Impossible, right? Ah Shang was talking to a girl......."
"It's noisy! You two-dimensional star! Business contact, you can come to the back of the gymnasium later! And you shrine maiden, you can find a way to get a hundred yuan for me at once, hurry home! The above contact is complete! ”
"What? Ah, the matter is not settled yet! You have been a good person for sixteen years, how can you meet a nun and a witch in these two weeks, so many girls with super special conditions? Could it be that this is actually some beautiful girl computer game? ”
(Yes, yes, indeed) Shirai said this sentence in his heart.
After the witch's gaze circled, it actually stopped on Bai Jing Yue's body, and Bai Jing Yue gave Dang Ma a strange look, and the latter replied to him with an even stranger gaze.
"So, this shrine maiden..."
"No, I'm a magician." The flat voice that lacked emotion said this sentence very naturally.
"Magic... Division? When the right hand under the mahjong table is quietly raised and placed on the table.
Bang! With a thud, Intex slapped her hands the table.
Before the smoothies on the tray could jump up, Intix yelled:
"What magician? Kabbalah? Enoch? The Hermesian School? Statue of Mchurry? Or modern astrology? Don't use the ambiguous word 'magician'! Name the school, magic, and organization, idiot! ”
“???”
"You don't even understand this, and you dare to call yourself a magician? Since you're a shrine maiden in the Bubu, you should brag that you're an Oriental astrologer who is proficient in the path of yin and yang, right? ”
"Okay, that's it."
"'So this'? You just said 'that's this'? ”
Intix's hands kept clapping on the table. It seemed as if something important in her heart had been desecrated, and anyone could clearly feel her anger.
Bai Jingyue turned her head sideways and looked at the man in black who was walking in this direction, watching them silently form a semicircle. When Ma also seemed to sense that something was wrong, Bai Jingyue gave him a non-moving look covertly, and the latter understood.
"It's still a hundred yen."
The shrine maiden spoke.
She said and stood up quietly. It seems like she's unwary of these people. It was as relaxed as if he had seen someone who had already made an appointment to meet here.
One of them took a step back and made a way. The other respectfully took out a hundred-yen coin and handed it to the shrine maiden without making a sound.
"Huh? Ah, what, you know these people? ”
Kamijo, who couldn't figure out the situation, said.
“..........”
The shrine maiden's gaze wandered for a moment. It's like thinking about something.
"Well, they're cram school teachers."
The tone of voice sounds very natural.
The shrine maiden walked up the stairs to the first floor. Nearly ten men followed silently like shadows, like bodyguards.
After they left, the blue hair suddenly patted the back of his head as if he thought of something, "Why is the cram school teacher coming to him, and he is not a preschool child!" ”
Shirai Yue had a feeling that this time she had come into contact with some strange event.