That night, Yang Zuo had a very long dream, a strange dream to be exact. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

In the dream, Yang Zuo saw another self, which was full of resentment and anger, and he was extremely angry, in the dream, he used a machete to cut down one enemy after another to the ground, and everywhere he passed was a barren. Under his feet was dripping with blood, and the lonely figure was like a god of war.

Suddenly, a gunshot rang out, Yang Zuo in the dream slowly fell to the ground, and the figure hidden in the dark slowly walked towards him, he saw the other party's face clearly, his eyes stared straight at the other party, with a look of disbelief.

Then he was woken up.

"Sasaki, Sasaki...?"

Yang Zuo slowly opened his eyes, and saw Wang Lin standing beside the bed shaking his body constantly, looking at himself with puzzled eyes, "What are you doing, cradle?" ”

"Damn, I saw you sweating profusely, and said it was you, what did you dream? It turned out to be you. Wang Lin didn't have a good airway.

Yang Zuo thought for a few minutes and didn't think about it, shook his head, and simply stopped thinking about it, "Go, go, go, I'm sleeping too hard, I don't know if I'm dreaming or not, don't worry about it, how happened to what I told you yesterday?" ”

In fact, Yang Zuo didn't know that he had already opened another personality.

Wang Lin patted his chest and said with his head held high: "Don't look at who this king is, it's already done, and they are all arguing in the game." ”

Hearing this, Yang Zuo waved his hand and sent Wang Lin to play a game, looking at the text messages on his mobile phone.

"Hello host, after testing, you have been approved by the face brushing system. Since you have collected 100,000 praises, the system has upgraded the face brush brother to the face brush king, and the upgraded version is introduced: each person who gets praise can earn ten yuan, and the maximum number of praise per person per day is ten, and the upper limit of your daily income is 100,000 yuan. ”

"As you open up your second personality, obsession rises to twofold. The personality that is turned on is the physique, and the physique personality is ten times the physical fitness, and the system is the face brushing king, and the personality can be switched at will, and the switching method: silently brushing the face. ”

After reading the text message, Yang Zuo stared at his phone stupidly, why did I suddenly have two personalities? I have 100,000 dollars? In the future, there can be 100,000 yuan a day? Can the strength be increased tenfold? Shall I go, tease me?

Thinking of this, Yang Zuo hurriedly clicked on the text message, but the sender's column was blank, and he couldn't click on it. Is this true or false, can't you try it yourself?

After silently brushing his face, Yang Zuo instantly felt full of strength, and then he ran out of the dormitory and ran towards the playground.

"Damn, there's a ghost in this bedroom?"

A gust of cold wind blew by, Wang Lin was startled, and thought that it was a female ghost who had taken a fancy to him, turned his head to look at Yang Zuo's bed, and the person was gone, only then did he understand, and shouted at Yang Zuo's back: "Damn, Sasaki, run so fast, you have eaten expired spring. Drugged or fantasized about being a salted egg superman? ”

At this time, Yang Zuo had already run to the playground and didn't hear the sound coming from behind at all.

Because the speed was too fast, Yang Zuo heard the sound of "woo" in his ears, and he released the excitement in his heart while running on the playground.

"Damn, Salted Egg Superman, come and see!"

"Isn't this our school grass Yang Zuo?"

"Oh my God, the Olympics didn't work that hard, did they?"

......

A group of people looked at the perverted figure on the playground in front of the window of the dormitory.

"Fei Fei, Fei Fei, your boyfriend has become Superman."

The roommate who was watching in front of the window in the dormitory turned his head and said to Fang Feifei.

Fang Feifei, who was sitting on a stool and applying makeup, heard this, her hands shook, her eyebrows were crooked, she didn't care about her eyebrows, she hurriedly ran to the window, and saw her boyfriend running desperately on the playground, the speed was really staggering.

Fang Feifei shouted at her boyfriend on the playground: "Zuozuo, what are you doing." ”

shouted a few words in a row, but her boyfriend didn't hear it, so he hurriedly re-raised his eyebrows and rushed to the playground.

After running more than a dozen laps, Yang Zuo stopped, walked to a big tree again, and punched the tree, only to see the big tree's body shake, and the leaves kept falling, seeing this, Yang Zuo couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth.

"Holy, Schwarzenegger."

"I'll just say he's a salted egg superman, and his eyes don't know if he will shoot infrared rays."

"Get out of the way, don't talk to me with such a stinky mouth, have you brushed your teeth?"

"This man is handsome, and his strength is so terrifying, he is really my perfect male god, I want to be on him."

"Jingjing, with such a fat body, don't crush the male god to death."

"Don't daydream, people have Fang Feifei, the school girl."

The boys and girls in front of the window were stunned when they saw this picture, and they kept chattering.

As soon as Fang Feifei walked to the playground, she heard the words of the girl named Jingjing, and immediately frowned, and secretly scolded the dead fat woman while walking towards her boyfriend.

walked up to her boyfriend, patted each other's shoulders, and her pretty face was slightly angry, "Yang Zuo, what are you doing, it's early in the morning, you have a lot of energy and no place to spend, right?" ”

Yang Zuo was slapped by his girlfriend, reacted from his sluggishness, and turned around. Today's girlfriend is wearing light makeup, wearing a white low-necked T-shirt, a pair of towering and firm crisp # breasts are about to come out with the ups and downs of breathing, white super shorts wrap the sleek and plump pink buttocks, and her feet are wearing black high heels.

I saw that my girlfriend's pretty face was slightly angry, and after adding that my girlfriend called herself Yang Zuo instead of Zuo Zuo, and then looked at the heads leaning out of the window one by one in the dormitory building, Yang Zuo understood what was going on, silently brushed his face, switched to a normal personality, and then hurriedly hugged his girlfriend: "Okay, Xiao Feifei, I just had a convulsion today, I want to exercise my body, don't be angry." ”

"Hmph, you don't even know what those girls say, I'm angry!"

After speaking, Fang Feifei turned her head and looked like she didn't care about you.

At this time, Yang Zuo whispered a few words to his girlfriend, and his girlfriend's face instantly turned red as a red buttocks, and she shyly hammered Yang Zuo's chest.

"I said, Brother Yang Zuo, you are trying to torture our group of single dogs."

"Give me back the goddess !!"

"The good cabbage is arched by the pig."

The two of them ignored the gossip of the crowd and walked straight to the cafeteria.

After two bowls of porridge, two eggs and some side dishes, and holding a plate, the two sat at a table near the corner and chatted while eating.

Yang Zuo stuffed a whole egg into his mouth, and while chewing and watching his girlfriend drink porridge, his sexy lips closed one by one, his eyes rolled, and he smiled evilly: "Wife, I'll tell you a joke." ”

"Go, go, we're not married yet, so we're not your wife!" Fang Feifei wiped her mouth with a tissue and glanced at her boyfriend.

"There was a poor scholar who studied hard and wrote a couplet in front of his house to encourage himself, the upper couplet was: 'Sleeping in a grass hut and performing words behind closed doors', the lower couplet was: 'Lying on the feet and making the flute sound', and the horizontal criticism: 'Willing to obey the mandate of heaven'. One day, a Henan man passed by here, and when he saw this couplet, he was curious and read it aloud in his native dialect. ”

Speaking of this, Yang Zuo paused and whetted his girlfriend's appetite, "What do you guess he pronounced this couplet?" ”

When Fang Feifei heard this, her big eyes flickered, she stomped her feet angrily, and kept urging Yang Zuo, "Oh, you adjust my appetite again, say it quickly, say it quickly!" ”

Yang Zuo looked at his girlfriend's cute appearance, and couldn't help pinching his girlfriend's face before he spoke: "He said: Who is the grass of my ass and eyes', 'I told him to make it hurt'...... Yo, and sideways! But this time he reversed: 'Do it again tomorrow!' ’”

After speaking, Yang Zuo slapped the table and laughed exaggeratedly.

Fang Feifei kicked her boyfriend twice, and lectured her boyfriend with a red face, "Stinky rascal, obscene, perverted." ”

Yang Zuo didn't care about being taught by his girlfriend, but sat next to his girlfriend and whispered in his girlfriend's ear: "Wife, we haven't had that for a few days, tonight we..."

When Fang Feifei heard this, her face blushed even more, and she lowered her head and whispered her kindness.

After getting a satisfactory answer, Yang Zuo first went to buy breakfast to bring to Wang Lin, and then walked out of the cafeteria with his girlfriend in his arms.

However, none of them noticed that there was a pair of eyes staring at them at the table behind the table they had just sat on.

"Yes, Fang Feifei is really a stunner in the world, I must get her." A lewd man whispered to himself.