Chapter 6: The Stripper Girl
Summer is still on, in the office of a certain hospital, Shirai Yue unwrapped the bandage on the side of his chest one by one, "It seems that the recovery is very good." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" said the doctor with the frog face opposite.
"That's, and don't look at who I am." Shirai threw the bandages on his hand into the trash can next to his desk, "So, doctor, it's time for me to go." ”
The frog-faced doctor suddenly pulled out Shirai Yue's right hand, "Don't worry, pay the medical bill first." ”
Shirai Yue was thinking quickly in her mind about how to escape this time, only to see the frog-faced doctor take out his mobile phone from the pocket of the white coat, press a certain number, Shirai Yue teleported the bank card into his hand, and handed it to the frog-faced doctor with a reluctant face.
"No matter what you say, it's still lv.4.,There's a lot of subsidies.,I remember that you occasionally go to work.,Just take medicine and tie a bandage and it's not expensive..."The frog face swiped Bai Jingyue's card neatly, and then put the keyboard horizontally in front of Bai Jingyue, and Bai Jingyue quickly typed his password.
"I'm going to keep it and marry a wife!" Bai Jingyue said distressedly.
"How do you know how much your wife will spend?" The frog-faced doctor asked rhetorically.
"You're not my wife, how do you know, besides, I'm still my sister's ATM, what's wrong with having more money! Also, we've known each other for a few years, and we don't give me discounts, I've been here hundreds of times! ”
"84th." The frog-faced doctor flipped through the notes on the table.
Shirai Yue took back the card handed back by the doctor and sighed, "Ultra-long-distance teleportation, positioning." Bai Jingyue felt the current location of Dangma, he made a mark on Dangma's right rib, don't ask me how to do it, I just instinctively feel this.
Shirai Tsuki's figure disappeared in front of the frog-faced doctor's eyes.
"This kid can still abide by his own heart, it's rare." The frog-faced doctor looked at the position of the black tower in the distance, and even though he couldn't see the black tower with his eyes, he could still feel the presence of the "person" in the black tower.
When Ma looked at Bai Jingyue who jumped out of nowhere in front of him, he didn't have any special reaction, and he was used to Shirai Yue's spatial ability.
"Ah Yue, the injuries on your body are healed?" When Ma asked.
"Ahh Shirai Yue replied while thinking about his current position in his mind, "So where are you going now, Mr. Ma?" ”
"You know, Ah Yue! There is a discount at that xx supermarket over there! When Ma suddenly became excited.
For an unlucky child whose things are not good for a month, the importance of discounted items is equivalent to the computer without wifi.
Shirai didn't say anything, after buying a can of orange juice and a bottle of milk from a vending machine on the side of the road.
The two of them drank as they walked, when Ma suddenly stopped.
"Mr. Shirai, look at the woman over there if she needs help." Danma, who has a keen intuition about peach blossoms, caught a glimpse of a woman who kept looking around as if she was looking for something.
Shirai followed his gaze and saw the woman who looked like she was sleepwalking.
"Mr. Uejo, there doesn't seem to be anything bad next to her, it's time to show that she's really out of skill! One library! ”
Kamijo shrugged his shoulders, ignored Shirai Yue, and walked over to the woman on his own.
"Do you need help?"
The sleepy-eyed woman looked at the strange stranger in front of her, but nodded, "I can't find my car." ”
"The car? Parking in a nearby parking lot, right? ”
"yes, but I can't remember where the parking lot is."
When Ma only felt a drop of sweat slip down his forehead. "Do you know what signs are in that parking lot?"
"I want to think..."The woman raised her head in confusion and looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, "Well, hiss, oh~ there is a sidewalk." ”
(Do you even forget where your car is that you're an idiot!) When Mr. Ma shouted in his heart, then he frowned and thought for a while, and gradually moved his gaze to Shirai Yue, who was leaning against the wall.
"Look," Shirai sucked the milk, making a "snort" sound, struggling to finish the last bit, and threw a perfect parabola towards the trash can on the corner of the street. He took out a small jar of mints from his pocket, opened the lid and put one in his mouth, "So, do you have any characteristics of your car?" ”
"Blue Lamborghini, I don't seem to know what brand and model." To the boy who came over next to her, the woman didn't react else and said it truthfully.
"Well, there is a parking lot with a sidewalk nearby, and the car is a blue Lamborghini." Shirai Yue secretly connected to the camera of the school park city with her mobile phone, ready to rewind to see the whole process of the woman in front of her here, and rewind to the end to probably know the location of the car.
"Ha~ It's you! Come on! Let's duel! A female voice full of spirit came from behind Bai Jingyue's side, Bai Jingyue turned her head to look at Dangma beside her, but Dangma pointed at Bai Jingyue herself.
"It's such a strange woman, she is not affected by her sister's hand, she really deserves to be my future brother-in-law."
"Don't call me brother-in-law! Who wants to marry your perverted sister! Don't talk about that! Let's fight! "Mikoto Misaka basically shouts out every sentence.
"So you have time now, right?" Shirai asked with squinted eyes, "Then can you help this lady find her car?" ”
"Yes, there is time, but we have to duel." Mikoto Misaka doesn't know what to take.
"Okay, then you can help her find her car, I'm sure you're a good boy to help others." Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, it's always right to buckle a hat first.
The woman kept fanning her face with her right hand, "It's so hot." He made such a feeling, and then slowly but accurately unbuttoned the white shirt, revealing the underwear inside.
"You... What are you doing? Mikoto Misaka stuttered a little, and her face turned red slightly.
"It's so hot, I'm going to die of heat all the way here, so I took off my clothes."
"But you're a woman! How can you undress on the street! ”
"It's okay, no one would be interested in a body like mine that doesn't fluctuate anyway."
"That's not right." Even if he covered Dangma's eyes, Bai Jingyue, who was staring at him with an upright face, interjected, "Your figure can actually be regarded as upper-middle, and the real lack of ups and downs refers to the young lady on your right." Your body is attractive to most men who think with their lower body, except, of course, me. After speaking, he picked up the white shirt that Kiyama Haruo had dropped on the ground, observed the men and women who were constantly gathering around, and decisively stuffed the clothes into Mikoto Misaka's hand, and pulled Dangma out of the circle by himself, leaving Mikoto at a loss and a woman with a calm face.
When Ma and Shirai Moon continue to move towards their destination. Although Mr. Dangma felt that this was a bit unpleasant, he scratched his head after Bai Jingyue said, "You can do it, you can do it", and it seemed that it was indeed a little difficult, so he was relieved.
Shirai Yue and Dangma looked at the crowded supermarket in front of them, silently picked up their respective equipment, and squeezed into the crowd.
Two hours later, satisfied Dangma and Shirai Yue walked out of the supermarket.
"Ah Yue, none of the eggs are bad this time~" Dangma was very happy.
"You know, you set up a fatal falg, believe me, this box will definitely break down for unknown reasons on the way." Bai Jingyue said with a confused look in her eyes.
"Even if you say so, I..."
The car on the side of the road suddenly lost control, and drove towards Dangma, Bai Jingyue quickly pulled Dangma back, and when Ma's left hand covered a box of eggs, the car drove past the place where Dangma was standing, and then drove away without slowing down.
Shirai glanced at the car, remembered the number and the various features of the car, and by the way, saw half of the driver's face in the rearview mirror.
"Look, hahaha, it's not broken!"
"Is it time to talk about this..."Shirai Yue looked at Dang Ma dancing with his hands, and then inexplicably heard a crisp "click" sound, when Ma's body stiffened, and many egg whites and yolks flowed out of the gaps around the egg cartons.
"It's unscientific, it's a violation of the laws of physics!" Although Shirai Moon said so, a gloating smile appeared on her face.
"Finally let me find you!" The tea-haired girl appeared in front of Shirai Yue and the two, the sun in the west stretched her figure very long, and the girl's eyes burned with fighting spirit and dissatisfaction? Wrath? A class of unknown emotions.
"Don't always duel and duel, you're a girl, you won't be able to get married." Shirai Yue felt that she suddenly lost her energy, and the smile on her face disappeared.
"You have to take care of it! In short, you must duel me today. ”
"This is the 6th time I've heard this sentence, can't you run if you don't hit me~" Bai Jingyue quickly controlled the space within two meters of himself and Dangma in an unknown way, ready to move.
"Whoever loses this time will have to promise the winner a condition! Anything goes! Mikoto Misaka looked at Shirai Tsuki, who wanted to escape, and hurriedly said this.
"Oh~ can really do anything?" Shirai Tsuki's wanton gaze wandered over Mikoto Misaka.
"Yes." Mikoto, whose face was flushed, looked away.
"Don't worry, I'm not interested in flat-chested." Shirai yawned.
The arc on Misaka's headstock flashed away.