I've been thinking about it, I've been thinking about it since I was born. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

I'm Zhang Yunkai, my name is Bai Jingyue now, and it's the 267th day after the crossing, and I've forgotten the world I lived in a little bit, and the only things I can remember are my original parents and a few dead friends.

Shirai Yue boredly flipped through the diary in his hand, and after a year of writing, Shirai finally gave up writing and thinking.

"Alas~" Bai Jingyue rubbed his head, his body, which looked like he was only three or four years old, was out of step with this action, and the maid next to him didn't say anything about the actions of this obviously precocious young master.

Shirai Yue, who can talk at the age of three months, has a certain understanding of all kinds of things and his own opinions, such as occasionally discussing this month's magazine with Shirai's father, cough, or something. However, Shirai Yue's hobbies are a little different from Shirai's father, and the two of them occasionally quarrel over whether it is good or poor, and in the end, Shirai's father always wins by force.

But none of this can hide the brilliance of Shiraitsuki's first words....

"You guys are arguing to death every night, you know, if I didn't know how to walk, I would have gone to bed by myself." Three-month-old Shirai Yue, who was lying in a crib, said to his parents who were shocked that he was sent to his room the next day, but Shirai Yue could not move on his own due to physical reasons, so he had a maid who took care of him 24 hours a day.

Able to walk at six months old and barely write at eight months old, he understands knowledge much faster than his peers, and in his original words: "I learned this kind of pediatric stuff seventeen years ago." "Of course, no one understood what this precocious genius of the Shirai family said.

This year, Shirai Yue is more than two years old and two months old, and he can already take care of his own life, but Shirai's father insists on matching Shirai Yue with a maid, and then after the two bargained for more than half a day, Shirai's father also promised Shirai Yue that he could be alone when he was six years old.

Damn capitalism. Shirai thought to herself.

Taking the hot milk from the maid's hand, Shirai Yue heroically poured down half a cup, licked the white marks next to her lips, Shirai Yue walked to the windowsill with a sad face, spread her hands, as if hugging something, and then read in his childish voice, "If every corner of the earth is full of light, who would need stars, gazing at night, looking for distant comfort." ”

The moonlight shined through the windowsill and sprinkled on Bai Jingyue's side face, and her eyes were so deep, "Sister Ye Lin, am I handsome." ”

The maid standing next to her looked at her watch without changing her face, and then said to Bai Jingyue with a smile, "Young Master Yue, it's time for you to sleep." ”

"Oh." Shirai turned around and cleaned up the laptop, diary, and a whole bunch of other messes on the table, drank the rest of the milk, and followed the smiling maid back to her room.

The next day, Shirai Yue got dressed by herself, folded the quilt, and went to the kitchen by herself as usual, silently watching the maid make a nutritious breakfast for herself.

At this time, there was the sound of "kicking" leather shoes on the wooden floor, and Shirai's father, who had always been more steady, rushed to Shirai Yue and stared at Shirai Yue with his own eyes.

Thirty seconds after the father and son stared at each other, Shirai's father spoke, "Your mother is pregnant. ”

"Oh, that's not normal."

"I've taken precautions."

"So what's the name of your next brother or sister?"

"Your mom is pregnant!!" Daddy Shirai yelled.

"I know, don't you see I'm thinking of a new name." Shirai Yue's face was serious.

"The point is that I have a condom, !!。"

Bai Jingyue didn't speak again, silently went to a hidden cabinet in a hidden corner of the hall and found a box of unused condoms (cough), pointed to a certain line of small characters and said to Bai Jing's father word by word: "You, is it, just, no, seen, passed." ”

Shirai's father followed his finger and saw the small print that he wouldn't see if he didn't look closely: the contraceptive rate is 94%.

Shirai Yue bypassed Shirai's father, who had turned into a white lime and froze, and continued to eat more than half of his breakfast.

------------------------- four months later-----------------------------------

The Shirai family went to a private hospital, where all kinds of equipment were complete, the nurses were beautiful, and the doctors were full of honors. After the family waited expectantly for a long time, the nurse sister walked up to Shirai's father and said to him, "Congratulations, it's a girl." ”

Shirai's mother looked happy, "Now that both men and women are together, what should this baby be called?" ”

"It doesn't matter what it's called, just stop being like this little bastard." Shirai's father replied, pointing to his son.

Shirai Yue is thinking: In the future, should I teach my sister to call me Ernie sauce or Oni sauce or Ernie sauce.

Time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle.

Five months passed in the blink of an eye. Three-year-old Shirai and Shirai's father wait in front of an operating room.

Bai Jingyue, who was sitting in the chair, looked at Bai Jing's father, who was constantly walking back and forth in front of him, and said to him calmly: "Don't worry, it's useless for you to be in a hurry here, just sit down quietly and sleep." ”

"I know, but I can't calm down."

"Well, do you think your daughter will grow up to be poor or **."

"It must be poor milk, needless to say, how can a daughter born with my long-cherished wish have that milk volume!"

"Even if my sister is poor, it doesn't seem to have anything to do with you, my daughter will have to get married sooner or later."

"What damn little bastard would dare to come and take Lao Tzu's lovely daughter!" Well, Daddy Shirai is in the groove.

"Qi, you are the only one who has evil thoughts about your daughter!"

“......”

"Hmph, Kozo Akizuki, do you think that no one can really see your true thoughts, I'm a Grim Reaper elementary schoolboy!"

"Kozo Akizuki is that bastard! Why does it feel so bad for me! ”

......

In the nonsense between Shirai Tsuki, who looks calm and is actually nervous, and Shirai's father, who looks and is actually nervous, both men calmed down the anxiety in their hearts a little, and finally both sat silently in their chairs and waited for the final result.

I don't know how long it took, the door of the operating room finally opened, and the anxious Shirai father rushed in, although he was a poor breast control, but the man was still very reliable The idea flashed in Shirai Yue's heart, and then followed Shirai's father into the operating room.

In the operating room, a nurse was snatched into the hands of Shirai's father with a baby who had just been wiped clean and was still crying, Shirai's father was full of excitement, looking at this crying daughter, all kinds of pride and coolness, ignoring Shirai Yue, who stretched out his hand next to him to touch his sister, and finally suddenly said with interest

"I'll just call you, Kuroko Shirai."