Chapter 20: Jobs' Letter
I have to say that after being able to communicate with the ghosts, the whole Barstow is a lot more peaceful! Even some patients who are waiting to die in the hospital, through their close family members, are not so afraid of death after knowing the truth! What's there to be afraid of? What's there to be reluctant to? After dying, I just changed the environment, and I can still contact my family, and I know that I will not be lonely after I die, because my relatives are waiting for them! Some of them are terminally ill, because they have seen it, their mental state has improved, and they can't die for the time being!
Zhang Hanming greatly underestimated the enthusiasm of the Barstow people for correspondence, and in just ten days, Zhang Hanming received postage of 500,000 yuan, an average of about 3 letters per household, among which there were many crazy people, such as Ham's wife Diane, who wrote ten letters to her son in just ten days, receiving them during the day and sending them at night. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info If it weren't for the help of old ghosts such as Liang Da Hammer, Zhang Hanming estimated that he would count the money to death, you must know that they are basically small bills, and the number of bills alone is tens of thousands.
"Five hundred thousand? Ten days? Twenty-five thousand? Are these people crazy? I'll calm down first..."Liu Fatzi wore big pants and sat on the sofa, he was lameled from the bed by Zhang Hanming.
Liu Fatzi rubbed his face and said: "The manager should know how much money we charge, and he can guess the number of replies by looking at it!" His sister's... It's time to give them a raise! In addition, let them hire more people, and increase their salaries. ”
Zhang Hanming had no opinion, and thought of something and said: "There are two businessmen in the management group, but they are very rich, so they don't care about this little money, right?" Messengers, mailbox security, purchasers and some others are expected to be paid more. ”
"Do people think they have a lot of money? Add it.... This money cannot be saved. But... Even if you double your salary, it's not much! This time to purchase more than 400,000 sacrifices? What to buy? Your sister! I need to go downstairs..."
Zhang Hanming said strangely: "What are you doing?" ”
"Relabeling, I only tripled the price, I have to change it to 4 times! No way... Get at least 5 times! After the fat man finished speaking, he put his slippers in, stood up and was about to go downstairs.
"Come back first, you can look at this." Zhang Hanming took a letter and handed it to the fat man.
The fat man took the envelope strangely and looked at it: "Your sister! Steve. Paul. Jobs received? The fat man excitedly opened the unsealed letter. Not sealing is the basic rule for delivering letters, and Pete's explanation is that ghosts cannot receive them after they are sealed and burned to the netherworld.
"Damn... Cash checks! $100,000? Believe you? ”
Zhang Hanming nodded: "I probably read it, it was written by Jobs's wife, if you are interested, you can take a look, I will forgive you for your innocence!" ”
"Get out... A rich man is a rich man! One shot is 100,000! Forehead... If I'm not mistaken, Jobs was buried in Santa Clara! It's a long way from here! ”
"Yes. Presumably, there was a Bastow who knew Mrs. Jobs, and in order to curry favor with her, he told her that he could write to the dead man. Mrs. Jobs wrote this letter with the mindset of giving it a try. $100,000 is too cheap for her husband to be reached! ”
The fat man nodded in agreement, sat down again, waved the check and said, "Hamming... Is this ticket going to work? ”
"How? Jobs was not at Barstow again. ”
"Damn... Aren't you able to see ghosts? Just go straight to Santa Clara and find him. After finding it, I said directly, Jobs, please sign for your letter. Isn't that the end of it? ”
"Jobs put it aside, and you say how to spend the 500,000?" Zhang Hanming said bitterly.
Liu Fatzi scratched his head in annoyance and said, "It's definitely impossible to buy sacrifices, and it's not enough for Barsto to be emptied!" Let's buy a little bit for the time being, I want to figure out a way. However, the establishment of a company as I said last time should be done quickly, and a service company should be built. We provide door-to-door pick-up and delivery services, we can also provide services such as burning offerings, and we can also launch monthly services, and the most important thing is to sign an agreement with customers. The agreement comes according to the overlord clause, such as... There is no 100% guarantee that the letter will be delivered, and refunds will be given if it is lost or not delivered. No after-sales service is provided. You also need to sign a non-disclosure agreement. The Company reserves the right to terminate the Service at any time. ”
The fat man took a breath, and then said, "On the surface, we are just receiving letters and burning letters, and we don't guarantee whether our relatives can receive them." Although everyone knows now that it is still necessary to write a good agreement, in case something happens in the future, there will be room for manipulation. Arrange for the management team and the lawyer to do it! The money received, in addition to the company's expenses, is deposited first. If the amount is large, let's buy some antiques to burn, I plan first, and then go back to China to buy. ”
Zhang Hanming was a little confused after hearing this: "There is no problem in the front, I will write to the people in the management team immediately." Buying antiques to burn? Are you sick? ”
Liu Fatzi said with contempt: "You are stupid! Take a few foreigners to Huaxia and let a ghost follow. Find something that is relatively old, whatever it is, just say it's a magic weapon, isn't it over? Of course... That antique is ours. I have relatives who are engaged in antiques in China, so I'll just operate this! I didn't let you buy Tang Bohu's paintings to burn! ”
Zhang Hanming smiled after hearing this: "Then I'll rest assured!" ”
Liu Fatzi nodded proudly and said, "Judging from the current situation." It is estimated that Barstow can earn millions per month. Barstow has about 10,000 households, and each household is 100 yuan per month, which is really not much. Simply pay 100 yuan a month and write casually. ”
Zhang Hanming had no opinion, nodded, thought of something, and asked, "Who is the company looking for to be the boss?" ”
"It's not easy, find a homeless man, give him tens of thousands of dollars first, transfer him $10,000 a month, send him abroad, and let the lawyer go to him if you have something. It is estimated that the company is drug trafficking, and he is also willing. We are not afraid of any bad ideas he has, the money is in our hands, and the channels are also in our hands, what does he have? Of course... If you have trouble, you will definitely still have to look for him. ”
"Is that okay? Hehe.... Okay, I told the management team to look for a candidate. That's right! Two funeral service stores are closed today, saying they are going to be transferred. I guess the ghost I sent was scared! ”
The fat man scoffed and said, "What a coward! Let them go, it is estimated that no one will turn, who would dare to turn the haunted shop? ”
Zhang Hanming smiled: "You are very bold? Shouldn't you go meet my ghost friends? ”
"Hehe... Hamming, I have something to do tomorrow, and I'll talk about it later. Hah..."
Zhang Hanming stretched out his middle finger first, and said: "I guess there are still people who transfer, and everyone is not stupid, they can communicate with the underworld, and business will definitely be hot!" ”
The fat man smiled evilly: "That's because they don't know about the haunting, who dares to turn when they know?" ”
"Others don't necessarily know!"
"Hehe... Tomorrow the whole Barstow will know! ”
"You bastard! Are you going to spoil again? ”
"Your sister! It's about you, brother, it's such a hobby! ”
Zhang Hanming had no choice but to change the topic: "How to deal with Jobs?" ”
The fat man stopped his hippie smile, pinched his chin and pondered: "100,000 dollars is not a small amount, we can barely earn it!" ”
"Really going to Santa Clara to find him?"
"Hey... If you go to Santa Clara to find Jobs, will you die? Take the letter, find him, show him the letter, just three steps, isn't it all over? ”
Zhang Hanming thought about it for a while, and said, "Yes... I'll just show it to him, and I don't have to burn it! After reading the letter, he will definitely want to reply.
"Clever. Let's go to bed first! Brother is sleepy! His sister's... It's not easy to make some money, what time is it? ”
Palo Alto is a city in California, with a population of about 60,000, located in Santa Clara County in the southern part of the San Francisco Bay Area, halfway between the cities of Menlo Park and the cities of Mount View. The prestigious Stanford University, home to Hewlett-Packard.
Altamesa Memorial Park is the resting place of Jobs, Zhang Hanming came by car, because he had to bring two helpers, so it was easier to drive.
The distance of more than 700 kilometers made Zhang Hanming boring enough, although his spirit was still very good and his body was not tired, but Zhang Hanming was too lazy to move, parked the car near the memorial park, put down the seat, and he planned to lie down first.
Soon the sun went down and it was getting dark. Liang Dazhui and Lao Hei drilled from the trunk to the back seat, Zhang Hanming felt the abnormal movement and opened his eyes.
"Two old brothers, you wait in the car first, I'll go down and have a look."
Zhang Hanming got out of the car and looked at his surroundings. Secluded, unpretentious, no different from an ordinary cemetery. As expected, the door was closed, and he had to go back to the car first. Because he left Barsto, he had no mana, so he could only let the two brothers go!
"Two brothers, let's take a look at the photos first. This is the man, and you will go in and find him in a moment. Find an opportunity to tell him that a psychic is looking for him, and that the psychic has a letter from his wife. If he doesn't believe it, he will be forcibly brought over when he has the opportunity. ”
Liang Dazhui nodded first, and then thought about it: "Han Ming, in fact, you can also give me the letter directly." I'll just show it to him. ”
"Still don't want it, waste your energy and don't say it. If you run into someone and see a letter floating in the air, you will get into trouble. Just be careful, don't attract the attention of other ghosts, and come back first if you can't do anything. I reckon he'll come with you. ”
Zhang Hanming watched Liang Dazhui and Brother Hei float into the cemetery, took out a bag sideways, took out a wig to bring for himself, brought a pair of glasses, pasted his beard, "plastic surgery", and waited for Jobs to come.
Soon half an hour passed, and Liang Dazhui and Brother Hei had not returned. An hour has passed, and Zhang Hanming is a little anxious! "Strange... Why haven't you come yet? Nothing will happen! ”
Zhang Hanming suddenly found that he had been sitting in the car for more than an hour, and he had not seen a ghost floating nearby, and he muttered: "It's strange! This is a cemetery! Why didn't a ghost see it? If something goes wrong, there must be a demon? ”
Zhang Hanming couldn't help but get anxious. Fortunately, at this time, he saw Liang Da Hammer and two ghosts coming out of the wall of the cemetery!
Liang sledgehammer and they got into the car, and said with a solemn expression: "Han Ming, it's very strange. I didn't see a single ghost in the cemetery, and the silence was terrifying! ”
Zhang Hanming also said: "I didn't see a ghost in the car, it's too strange!" ”
Liang Dazhui asked, "So what do we do now?" ”
Zhang Hanming thought for a while: "The situation is abnormal, let's go back first!" ”
Liang Dazhui nodded, Lao Hei was indeed a little unimpressed, but he still resisted the idea of going to find out.