After that time, Grandma never went to the yin again, and she was tight-lipped about the things in the underworld, she was a well-informed lady, so she kept the family in good order, and after many years, she not only became a kind family praised by ten miles and eight villages, but also became the longest-lived old man in the village. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When I went back to Bazhou this time, she was 97 years old, but her body was tough, there was not even a wrinkle on her face, and her white hair was red and shiny.

"Stinky boy, how many years?! Grandma misses you so much, come on, let me take a good look! ”

Slag and I hurriedly walked over, broke off a small piece of mung bean cake and stuffed it into her mouth, don't look at the old man's age, his teeth are still very healthy, and he pouted and nodded beautifully.

"Grandma, you are in such good health now, I think you have to live as a thousand years old!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Slag was hit with a cane on his leg, which made him gasp.

"A thousand years old, that's Wang Ba, the bastard boy is not in shape like your grandfather, and he ridiculed his grandmother."

I laughed next to me, as if I saw the scene of the old man and my grandmother arguing, and I was laughing, and I heard my grandmother say to me.

"I've only told you that secret, and my name has been put in the book of life and death. However, people are old, Grandpa Slag has also passed away, and there is no one who coughs, and it is a torment to watch old friends leave one by one. Grandma and I, now I am the happiest to watch you juniors get married and have children, what, I heard the old fox of Grandpa Slag say, his family Linglong likes you, don't look down on rural girls, Linglong is very different now. ”

Why, Grandpa Slag still chews this tongue root for the elders everywhere? Isn't he afraid to shame his granddaughter's face? Is that still the big boss in the mouth of the slag? Cut, imagine now, what a lewd weird old man. However, Linglong has really changed so much? Let Grandma mention it to me?

In the evening, I had dinner with my grandmother, the old rule, I stayed with her old man for a night, she told me that I always dreamed of Jue Xuan coming to see her recently, maybe my yang life should be over, although there is no restraint in the book of life and death, but after all, the body has a time limit.

The next day, I solemnly kowtowed to my grandmother, and when I was about to go out, I heard her shouting to me on the kang.

"Stinky boy, live well, I've told you the secret, what else is there to be afraid of in the world? When you die, Grandma Tai will pick you up! ”

My cousin is still complaining about my grandmother's bad luck, but I am extremely happy in my heart, this is the most important promise made to me by the old man.

Back at the slag's house, we ate and drank without heart and lungs, drank every night, slept in the dark during the day, in our opinion, this is the real relaxation, and so three days passed.

On the fourth day, just before noon, I heard the door open, and then a high-pitched voice echoed in the courtyard.

"Brother! Why did you make such a mess at home, don't you know how to clean up? Do you have to wait for me to come back? You just do it well, our grandfather should find you a ****** mother-in-law and take care of you every day! Don't you come out soon, look at who I've met? ”

When the slag heard this, one of them turned over and lay on the edge of the window to peek outside, his expression was really shaking his eyebrows, his lips trembled, and he hurried to get dressed with a sad face.

"My aunt and grandmother are back, our good days are over, you stay here and don't come out, watch me pull her back, it's decided, stay!"

As soon as I heard that Linglong was back, my curiosity was booming, and I hurriedly looked outside, hey, this female college is really the truth, is this still that stupid black and fat?

I saw a slender girl standing at the gate of the yard, the most popular skinny jeans, a small T-shirt on it, which outlined the figure of the thin waist and hips to the fullest, in addition to being black when she was a child, her facial features also grew, the big eyes accounted for almost a quarter of the face, the high bridge of the nose revealed a smell of mixed blood, and the small mouth was pouted with a coquettish look, and she carried an old man into the courtyard gate.

The old man had gray hair, a small braid combed on the back of his head, a pair of eagle eyes blazing, a fleshy nose with a wide open mouth, a black and blue tunic suit, and a walking bag on his shoulder, so he looked at the yard happily, and patted Linglong's head from time to time.

"Oh, my God, I saw the purple qi coming from the east early in the morning, it must be a noble person coming, I don't want it to be Mr. Li's honorable arrival, I miss the welcome, and I am guilty of sin."

I saw the slag smiling all the way and trotted over, and the little eunuch who looked alive actually came to the front and knelt down on one knee with a Manchu sleeve.

Seeing that the old man nodded solemnly, as if enjoying the moment, suddenly, he gave a punch to the slag's chest, and all three of them burst out laughing.

"Melon Eggs, except for the last big gift, the rest of the speech, appearance and actions imitate your grandfather completely, the older the old thing gets, the more comfortable he is, the boss's person is still disrespectful to the old, why didn't he come out to greet me?"

Linglong's eyes suddenly turned red, and the slag quickly put away a cynical look.

"Grandpa Li, my grandfather passed away the next year after he separated from you three years ago, leaving a message, you came two years later, and asked you to take a few books from the bookshelf as a remembrance of your old friend."

The white-haired old man frowned, shook his head sadly, and put his hands on the slag's shoulders.

"In the future, the family will depend on you, take care of your sister-in-law, your grandfather is a great person, his wisdom and those legends, must be passed on, go, accompany me to pay tribute to my old friend."

Linglong helped the white-haired old man to carry his legbag, led the way in front of the slag, and went straight into the main house, and the white-haired old man held three sticks of incense in his hand and bent his elbows to the center of his eyebrows.

"The owner, every time I used to use this title, I was in admiration, I don't want to say goodbye after a talk three years ago, Li can have your friend in this life, no regrets, visit today, still the old rules, a month to disturb the family, don't bother me!"

After that, he bowed respectfully three times, and went to the study alone, and Linglong was also going to clean up his boudoir, but he heard Slag suddenly say in a higher voice.

"Linglong, do you remember your brother Han?"

Linglong was obviously stunned, tilted her head to look at the slag, brushed her long hair twice with her hand, and puffed up her cheeks to breathe a sigh of relief.

"Nonsense, can you forget? However, he is from the city, and after six years of walking, he only replied to six letters from me, and he never heard from me again, the last one was on May 5, 1986, and I don't know what happened to him now. ”

As for the question of the slag, Linglong's eyes obviously dimmed, and the spicy woman immediately turned red as soon as she entered the door.

"Alas, my brother too, look at what my sister thinks, it's really not a thing! I have to make him apologize, and besides, he is not allowed to disappear in the future, and when my sister graduates, I will marry him directly, don't you say?! Old Han !! ”

As soon as the grandson called, he felt that the marriage was directly decided, and finally the general directly, so that the white-haired old man also came out to see it inexplicably, Linglong's face suddenly turned red, she quietly walked over, and pinched the slag fiercely, the slag was sweaty and the corners of his mouth were grinning, and he shouted loudly to me out.

Men are really superficial animals, and they used to be smiling and smiling at others because of their ugly appearance, but now they find that their parents are sexy and beautiful, and they are starting to be shy, and they go out and whisper without interest.

"Uh... Linglong good, I haven't seen you for a long time, it's not that I don't reply to your letter, it's because I went to high school in Ningbo, and the address has changed, it's me who is wrong, I could have notified you of the new address, but you know I'm lazy, Ang... Actually, I want to tell you, but ... ”

Slag was stunned for a moment, his mouth opened wide, and he looked at me like a fool, why did he stutter even after the preface, but when he looked at Linglong again, he blushed and kept nodding as if he understood.

"I said, old Han, are you there? Where is the strength of the sharp teeth? Look at you two stupid, are you ashamed?! ”

The slag is a who is purely helpless, and as soon as he pouts his gentle and lovely delicate mouth, he is about to go up and beat him, I quickly stopped and said hello to the white-haired old man embarrassedly.

"Oh, this is my friend's uncle, right? It seems that there is a drama in this family affair, hahaha. ”

"Old Han, hurry up, this is my grandfather's friend, Mr. Li Jinbo."

As soon as I heard it, it turned out that this was the old man who was willing to give away the "Tao Te Ching", this tough and heroic appearance, he really had the feeling of a Taoist master, so he quickly learned the appearance of slag and bowed deeply.

"Well, good boy, you look more stable than this strong boy, slag, you are familiar with the old rules, your grandfather is gone, I am your grandfather, do it according to the rules, okay call me."

After Li Lao finished explaining, he returned to the bookstore, and the slag grimaced at me, so he arranged the task seriously.

"Ang, I said, when my grandfather was alive, the first night must be a wind wine, there are three rules, one, the county seat Zhao family roast chicken and braised pork, two, Wang's knife wine, three, Linglong cook, okay, the third article used to be the eldest mother and two mothers, but now the people are gone, it's Linglong, go, take Lao Han to the county seat, I'll clean up the house at home!"

As soon as Linglong heard it, he looked at me with big eyes, and he didn't know how to put his hands, and we couldn't lose it, so he naturally had to have the style of a man, so he walked over generously, pulled Linglong's hand, and went out, Slag nodded, raised his thumb high and blurted out "domineering"!

Don't look at Linglong is only 19 years old now, the three jumpers ride but slippery, the right hand to the side of the rocker, a force will turn faster and faster, I have tried since I was a child, I have never shaken at all, the girl is now a few times to start, it is simply embarrassing.

"Brother Han, let's go, you sit on the bucket."

This really smashed the face of the old Han family, the old man sat in the bucket, the little girl drove, Linglong is now a beauty of ten miles and eight villages, three jumpers roared from the village, and those who knew us were happy to coax, I was embarrassed to lose a smile everywhere, Linglong let go, laughed all the way to the county seat.

"How old are you now?"

"I started school early, and now I'm a junior in college, did my brother tell you about my grandfather? In the past few years, he has been suffocating, and he is waiting for you to come, I plan to ask Uncle Eight to help me after graduation, go to Hong Kong to study for a master's degree, and then follow Uncle Eight to study hard. ”

"Well, I support you, although you don't do tomb robbing anymore, you have to improve your knowledge level, and the business of antiques is deep."

"I discussed with my brother, at the end of this year, he will go first, and learn how to run a business with Uncle Eight, and when I graduate, I will go over, I still inherit my grandfather's hobby, and I like to study these things."

"Linglong, you have really changed, except for the black, you are getting better and better, this time I am shocked to death!"

And the beauty set is close, rather than rhetoric, it is better to tell the truth, people don't know how many flies and bugs are around, this is not, Linglong is shy, but asked me.

"Brother Han, do you have a girlfriend?"

"No, I'm not going to get married yet, I'll talk about it in two years. What about you? There are a lot of people chasing you, right? Is there a suitable one? ”

"There are a lot of people chasing me, but I don't like it, they are all gentlemen, I'm good alone, mainly my brother, I'm afraid that I'm a peasant girl who will enter the city, if I am poor, I will be abducted, he is distressed, give me money if I have nothing to do, but I don't spend much money, a T-shirt and denim are enough, feel free, I will save it all."

"By the way, what's the origin of this old Li?"

"He was made friends by my grandfather when he went south, it is said that the two hit it off at first sight, grandpa said that Li Lao is a real Taoist master, if there is really a living immortal in this world, it is him, he is older than my grandfather, 99 years old this year, can't you see it? If you are interested, talk to him at night, I have no impression of my parents, that is, grandpa is good to me, except for grandpa, Li Lao I look at it kindly, and I have always been treated as a grandfather. ”

In the afternoon, we returned to the village with a full of ingredients, as soon as we entered the courtyard, we saw the slag sitting on the steps of the yard with a sad face, it turned out that Li Lao wanted to study the slag for two years of learning, but found that there was no growth, so he threw him a book for him to recite in the courtyard.

This made it difficult for the slag to go to grandma's house, and when he saw us coming back, he wanted to run over and escape, and he didn't want Li Lao to come out of the door with a book.

"Linglong, you say, 'The spring is dry, the fish are on land, and they are wet', what is behind it? Where did it come from? ”

Linglong smiled when she heard this, looking like a talented woman, and looked at the slag and made a grimace.

"Huh? This ah, followed by 'Mutual affection, it is better to forget each other in the rivers and lakes', from "Zhuangzi. Great Grandmaster", Grandpa Li, my grandfather asked him to carry it back then, but my brother is not a material for reading, so you can spare him, punish him for stir-frying and cooking, and I will accompany you. ”

After speaking, he went up to the old man and went to the study, the slag was grateful to Dade, or his own sister, cooking is cooking, Lao Tzu is five big and three coarse, cooking is not a problem, in addition to the uncle, he is particular about cooking, and he took me to the kitchen.

"How's it going, does it feel like my sister has changed?"

"It's really changed, good-looking, well-cultivated, and knowledgeable, we talked a lot along the way, how can you have such a girl?"

"Hey, I'm short-tempered, I'm a brother everywhere, protecting, spoiling, she can say that she has no impression of her parents at all, her memory is grandpa and me, grandpa is gone, I'm going to be good to her again, worthy of my parents? Come on, come on, take a hand, and listen to Li Lao's story at night. ”

I take a look, the slag is really quite a study of cooking, the knife is neat, the thickness is even, the juice of each dish is at hand, the strength of the years of martial arts, the wok, the dragon and the tiger roar, this person's talent is indeed different, the hobby determines the achievement is true, such a foodie, he has the potential of a chef.

Three under five divided by two, in the evening, a table full of dishes was put up, Linglong greeted Li Lao into a seat, the two of them asked and answered, and laughed from time to time, it seems that this girl is to make the old man happy, I quickly poured wine for Li Lao, slag to the old man tea, just waiting for the banquet.