Chapter 47: The Parable of Insults
There are no animals, no plants, and even the air is thinner than rocks or rocks, except for volcanic ash or volcanic ash.
"There is no detection of life, and there is no sign of life activity, maybe the Martians really don't have zĂ i! Alas, how can there be life in this bird place where even the virus can't pull out the. I think we're thinking too much. I even think that we are the first life form to come to Mars since its birth. Erdan said, he had been watching the information from the UFO probe.
Alice immediately vetoed the second egg, "That's not necessarily. Have you forgotten about the lunar spacecraft? â
Erdan was immediately stunned, "You mean, Mars is also a spaceship?" Martians hiding inside Mars? â
"That's what you said, I didn't say that. In your concept, life exists on the surface of the planet, but you don't know that on some planets, life exists underground. On your earth, there may be underground people, but you haven't found it. â
"Haha, you're not talking about rats, are you?" Erdan laughed, not denying Alice's words, but thinking what she said was very interesting.
"That's right, rat man, with the body of a man, the head of a mouse, or, with the body of a mouse, the head of a man. You say how interesting such a person is, it's cute enough to think about. "Alice.
Mouse man, Nima, just thinking about it is enough to make people's scalp tingle, Alice actually thinks that this kind of person is cute, when this is unreasonable, a strange flower of existence.
"Huh? Really? Is there really a rat who has zĂ i? Erdan, clearly shocked, "Where did you see that?" â
Alice grinned, "Look at you, I haven't seen it yet, it's just a guess." Don't you all like to create people like this in cartoons and movies on Earth, like Divine Horse Spider Man, Turtle Man, Crab Man, Birdman, etc. â
Erdan kindly felt Alice's humor, and was very relieved, because the girl's family should be gentle and humorous, instead of having a cold face every day and talking with her fists at every turn.
"Uh, hehe, you're kidding me."
Alice is humorous, and the second egg has to be humorous too, so he pointed to Mount Olympus and asked Alice, "Honey, what do you think this supergiant volcano looks like?" â
When he spoke, Erdan's eyes stared at Alice's breasts that were half exposed, at least E. At this moment, Alice is wearing a bandeau tights, and her breasts are so strangled, and the deep hook is revealed, and the second egg can put the love crazy 7S on the big screen into it, and it is a veritable "human chest".
Alice didn't notice Erdan's eyes that were like the flooding of the Yellow River, but stared at the virtual map of the volcano very seriously, shrinking until she could see a large piece of the surface of Mars. After a few seconds of silence, Alice lightly opened her lips and said, "It's round and protruding, like what?" â
Erdan hurriedly interjected, "Yes, it's round and protruding." Let me give you a hint, there is a thing that grows on people. â
At this moment, Erdan's obscene thoughts have been very obvious, and he even made it clear with his eyes, but Alice was stunned and didn't find it.
"What a thing grows on a man! Could it be that you're talking about lumps, or pustules? "Alice.
"Uh. Erdan was stunned and said lewdly: "Let me hint again, there are things on women, and you also have them, not one, but two." â
Is this a hint of two eggs? It should be called explicit, and the answer is almost not said. Alice is not a fool, her mind has been developed eighty percent, and she is thorough. Moreover, Alice has already seen Erdan's two lustful eyes staring at her chest, and she can't wait to swallow it in her mouth, how obscene and obscene it is.
Alice's small mouth suddenly pursed, and she snorted angrily: "Brother, your words are too ugly, you are insulting." The shape of the volcano is indeed similar to a woman's chest, but it can't compare to mine, it's far worse. And, and the volcano has a crater, sunken, not mine, it's a little ball protruding. â
"Uh. Erdan was speechless, staring involuntarily at the "small round ball" in Alice's mouth, and had the urge to go up and take a bite, uh, no, it should be called to suck.
Alice had reason to be angry, the analogy of the second egg was so inappropriate that he didn't look closely at Mount Olympus at all.
The bottom of Mount Olympus is more than 600 kilometers in diameter, and the height is not even 30 kilometers, and the difference between the two numbers is 20 times. Ma'am, it's too flat, it's too airfield. Not to mention, the pectoralis major muscle of the second egg is quite similar.
Alice's chest was towering, proportionally the size of a volcano, and the overlook was not a flat shield shape, but an upside-down round porcelain bowl, concave and convex, rounded and measured. If Erdan insists on comparing Mount Olympus to a woman's breasts, yes, it is limited to the A cup, the chest of the airport, and even, such a metaphor is suspected of insulting the A cup.
In addition to the fact that there is a crater at the top of the volcano in Alice's mouth, which is sunken into a large volcanic cavern, and there is no hole in her chest, but something or something, there is a big difference between the two: the Olympus volcano extends from the center to a radius of more than 300 kilometers, not "tangent" to the plane of Mars, but a cliff that falls 6,000 meters steeply, and it is like this all around, as if it is neatly faulted. Mountaineers who want to conquer Mount Olympus will first have to conquer this 6,000-meter-high cliff, and then the road will be flat, because the volcano is a shield, and it is really not that steep.
"Hehe, it's a bit insulting." Erdan said, admitting his mistake, and then said: "Then let's go down?" Take a look in the cave and maybe you'll find some treasures. â
Baby, baby, baby, your sister, there are babies everywhere in space, but Li Erdan didn't find the baby's vision, except for pearls, diamonds, gold and silver, other things can't enter your eyes.
"You're the owner of the flying saucer, you're in charge." Alice, I'm not angry, I haven't forgiven the second egg.
"I'm the hostess, you're the hostess, and they're all the masters, so don't divide you and me. Since there are no aliens in the crater, we can rest assured that we will go down to explore the danger for a while, take a photo, and take a souvenir, so that this trip is worthwhile. â
Alice's face suddenly became solemn, "Although the flying saucer did not detect any life in here, we still have to be careful, I always feel strange here." â