Chapter 118: For materialists, everything that has to do with ghosts is an illusion

Sitting around the living room, Ah Shui wrapped a quilt around his body, only his head was exposed, his whole body was still trembling, his eyes moved with his sockets, and he looked around, as if there were things hidden in all directions in the house. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Don't look at it, get down to business." I slapped the table so hard that my palms hurt a little. "Where have you been these days?"

Ah Shuishen mysteriously raised a finger and shouted, telling me not to speak so loudly, and be careful to wake up all the sleeping people in the room.

I'm sorry for your sister, what's mysterious, I'm angry, and I want to kick him.

Xue Ning brought a bowl of tea and put it in front of Ah Shui.

Ah Shui praised Xue Ning for taking care of him, picked up the tea and drank it cleanly, put down the tea bowl, his eyes saw Xue Ning from me, then saw Nie Bing, and then looked back at Xue Ning from Nie Bing, and then looked back at me, opened his mouth and said: "Eldest sister, I took a commission, but I didn't expect a monster to be on the stall." ”

"Entrusted, have you been handling the entrustment in the past few days?" I asked.

"Does the fee for the commission go to the public account, or do you get it yourself?" Nie Bing took out a small abacus and calculated it with a snap, "I think it's safer for this commission." ”

Xue Ning lifted the teapot and poured a full cup of tea, and pushed it in front of Ah Shui, "I'll pour tea for you, can you share some of the commission fee with me this time?" ”

Ah Shui shouted, "Can you care about my encounter with a monster?" ”

We all said in unison, "Are you still afraid of youkai?" Shouldn't the youkai be afraid of you? You must have been kidding us when you said that. ”

A few of us laughed, and I stretched out my hand to pat Ah Shui's shoulder, "I have already seen through your tricks, don't be funny, it's too late, wash and sleep." ”

Ah Shui said anxiously: "What I said is true, I really met a tricky monster, the Tianyin of Miaoyin Fang is a monster, a proper banshee." She, she's entangled with me. ”

Hearing him say this, we laughed even more happily, and I pointed to Ah Shui's forehead: "Isn't it exactly what you hope for to be entangled by a beautiful woman?" That's the beauty of Miaoyin Fang, isn't Tianyin the number one musician in Miaoyin Fang, known as 'Xuanyin Miaoji', your pipa music played by slender fingers can melt your ears, even if she is a monster, you are blessed to be entangled by such a beautiful banshee. ”

Nie Bing stretched, "It's been a busy day, I'm too tired." He turned around and prepared to go back to his room.

Xue Ning stood up, bowed slightly to Ah Shui, and turned around and walked towards the room.

I picked up Ah Shui's teacup and took a sip of it, and put the teacup down fiercely, "Boring! He gave him a blank look, stood up and went back to his room.

"You are so unrighteous, I am not your friend after all." Ah Shui sat in the living room, wrapped in a quilt and shouted.

I ignored him and went back to my room alone. I've been so tired these days, my whole body is so nervous that I can't open my eyes when I lie on the bed, and it's as heavy as a bronze bell in the water, and I can't lift it.

In a blur, I heard the sound of rustling in my ears, my face was itching, and I scratched it lightly with my hand, and I ran into something cold.

I immediately opened my eyes, and I went, something.

I had a face in front of my eyes, hair falling down and falling on my face, a breeze blowing, constantly caressing.

The ends of the other party's hair disturbed my nose, and I couldn't help but itch, and when I opened my eyes and saw such a thing, I sneezed in horror, and the saliva and phlegm in my mouth were all sprayed in the face of those who looked at me.

When I was sure that this was not a dream, my face stiffened and smiled, "Hello, you have something to ask us to entrust." ”

The face that looked at me suddenly became hideous, and the hand reached out to me, and the nails quickly lengthened, piercing me in the eye. I quickly rolled over and got out of bed, shouting "Nie Bing" and running towards the door.

ran out of the door, only to see people running out of the east, south, and north wings, it was Ah Shui, Nie Bing, and Xue Ning, and behind them, they were also followed by the same hideous monsters I saw.

Of the four of us, only Ah Shui was neatly dressed, and all three of us were wearing pajamas.

"I say, I say, the monster is coming, you don't believe it." Ah Shui waved his hands above his head and ran towards the middle of the courtyard, the ghost had been hovering above Ah Shui's head, and wherever Ah Shui went, he also went.

Nie Bing pulled out the soft sword at his waist and danced a sword flower, stabbing at the ghost flying above his head.

But ghosts are invisible, how can invisible things be stabbed? The ghost was like a shadow, no matter how many swords Nie Bingni stabbed, it was still suspended in mid-air.

Xue Ning turned into a snow flame, holding a purple double blade in his hand, flying into the sky and confronting the ghosts, the two monsters come and go, the snow flame passes through his body, and after staggering, he turns around and crashes into him again.

crossed more than a dozen times in a row, and Xue Ning and the ghosts were not injured at all, are you making a movie, the director didn't shout "click", are you not going to stop?

Usually in such an anxious situation, I need a key to open the door, and I reached into my pocket to look for it, but I couldn't find the yellow paper on which the charm was written.

There was no way, there was no rune paper, so he could only rely on his voice, standing in the courtyard and roaring: "Where is the demon, why don't you report your name quickly?" Haste as a law. ”

Ah Shui shouted, "Eldest sister, do you think you are the Buddha of Rulai, and if you say a few words, you will listen to you?" ”

Snow Flame was entangled by ghosts, and his body kept turning in circles in the air, turning and spinning and then landing, falling to the ground without stopping, and continuing to turn to drill a hole in the ground, revealing his head before stopping.

After stopping, Xue Yan's eyes turned into vertigo circles, and his mouth was foaming at the mouth

Ah Shui was driven by the ghost, his body turned upside down, and he dragged a long distance on the ground with his face and feet facing the sky, and the ground was dragged out with a long mark, which was extremely clean.

"Ah Shui, your face still has a cleaning function, and our mop will be laid off in the future." As soon as I finished speaking, I was carried up by the ghost and thrown into the pond in the middle of the courtyard.

Nie Bing was even more miserable, the whole person was embedded in the wall, and the soft sword was pinched into a tape measure and thrown in the corner.

The four goblins defeated us and merged into one in the courtyard, transforming into gray-clad women with disheveled hair, howling with teeth and claws.

Without the atmosphere of the horror sound effects of the movie, the howl of the ghost woman is like killing a pig, if you don't look at her face with five-cent special effects, you really think that the Spring Festival is coming, killing pigs for the New Year.

This ghost doesn't look like the Tianyin of Miaoyin Fang, Tianyin is a god-level appearance.

The woman moved quickly, flashed twice and came to Ah Shui, stretched out her blood-drenched slender fingers and grabbed Ah Shui's collar: "Boy, release me quickly." ”

"I'll go, I should say that. You put me down, I don't really like women playing upside down games with me, I like leopard leather whips. And,I especially hate playing this kind of game with female ghosts.。 Ah Shui did not give in at all.

The woman opened her mouth viciously, revealing fangs and white eyes, and then became normal, stood in front of Ah Shui, lowered her head and knelt down, "Please uncle, let me out, I can't stand it, I was trampled under your feet, your feet stink." ”

As he spoke, he cried heartbreakingly.

I was soaking wet and resting on the edge of the pond, surprised that the female ghost knelt down for Ah Shui, and then took a closer look, Ah Shui's feet, there was a piece of white stuff, which looked like an insoles, and the ghost wouldn't be Ah Shui stepping under the soles of his feet, right?

"Ah Shui, did you step on something?"

Ah Shui said: "I stepped on dog shit on my feet, you won't say that this ghost is dog shit, right?" The shit is all good, and the world is too chaotic. ”

When the ghost heard the word "shit", the whites of his eyes turned up and he fainted to the ground. This female ghost was stunned by the stench.

"What are you doing, we are an elegant detective agency, refusing to get involved with, pee, and fart."