Chapter 1: After this meal, I will go back to my hometown and get married

He's called Cup, Brother Li'er died. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info (In view of the current situation of river crabs running all over the ground, foodies have to pronounce Bei Ye's name like this, no wonder.) He is a well-known TV presenter, an expedition expert, with whom people from more than 150 countries and regions have shared his TV show "Survival in the Wasteland", whom people respectfully call 'Bei Ye', and is also recognized as a motivational speaker and author. has a house, a car and money, to use a popular and hateful word to describe it, that is 'a winner in life'!

However, for this kind of life, he said: If you are not happy, you are not happy, people are just unhappy. But it's no wonder that this show did give Bei'er fame and fortune, turning him from a retired special forces soldier to a rich and handsome man with a full real life. But he felt that this show was not a human job at all!

What deep-sea desert islands, inland deserts, tropical rainforests, African savannahs, swamps and wetlands, the wind comes and goes, and the life is irregular. Look at what he's eating in these places! Sacred horse zebra carcass, jungle grasshoppers, deer carcass bone marrow, cross spiders, fat-tailed scorpions, insect chowder meat balls, seal maggots, charred worms............

Not...... I can't say it anymore, the narrator has already vomited.

Today is the last day of the recording trip in China, the program team decided to take everyone to taste Chinese food, Pei Ye felt very happy, he said that he could finally eat a meal that everyone eats, and after eating this meal, he will be able to go back to the UK to get married.

------------------- I was gorgeous in a 5 star hotel ----------------- the dividing line

"Waiter! Give me all your Chinese specialties! "Pei Ye was full of excitement, joy and the mood that the labor and management could finally eat a good meal and began to order Chinese food" This gentleman, there are more than 200 kinds of dishes in our store, you can't finish eating like this, it is better to try the new Manchu and Han banquets in our store, which are definitely full of rich Chinese colors and are authentic Chinese food~" "Okay, let's go to a set of Manchu and Han banquets!" "Bei Ye is now full of Chinese food, Chinese food, what dishes the waiter recommended, Bei Ye ordered it all over again. The waiter snickered: Hahahaha There is another group of fat sheep, and this month's bonus is indispensable for me.

After three rounds of wine, "Come, Bell, why don't you two have a drink, this Chinese Moutai is really fragrant!" A strong man who hugged Bei Ye tightly said with a big tongue. Behind every successful man there is a woman who supports him, and now the one who is pulling Bei Ye to drink can be said to be one of the men behind his success (eh*罒▽罒*, the man behind it, there seems to be something wrong) He is Kevin, one of the photographers of Bei Ye's show, who also has rich experience in wild survival and superb survival skills, and is worthy of being one of the ------------ men behind Bei Ye. Bei Ye is also a person who does not refuse, a good brother's toast, a sip of stuffy!

After the stuffiness, Hu Saihai ate "Hmm,,, this sweet and sour pork ribs are very good, this sauce roasted pig's trotters are delicious, this red stewed mutton is really delicious, this Peking duck is really amazing, and this spiced peanut rice is also very good........ Kindness? Peanuts? ”

Here is a popular science for you about Bei Ye's setting: male, 39 years old, height 182 (taller before waist injury), heterosexual, he is heterosexual, because it is very important, so I have to say it twice. Nut-based food allergies are right! Nut allergies! Peanuts included! (This Bei Ye is just a fictional character, and has nothing to do with the real world, if there is any similarity, it is purely a coincidence)

After eating Pei Ye's peanuts, no, it was Bei Ye who ate peanuts and suddenly felt that his throat was swollen, his chest was tight and short of breath, and his breathing was becoming more and more difficult, and it was becoming more and more difficult for Bei Ye to struggle to ask for help, but he was weak all over his body, and he had no way to make a move at all. At this time, Simon came to Bei Ye and said to Bei Ye, "Bell, you must be tired, right?" Let's go to the big health care together in the evening and relax," Simon returned to his seat after saying that. This made Bei Ye, who wanted to ask for help, have no choice, and Bei Ye thought sadly: Can't you let me have a good meal? I didn't expect to be defeated by a plate of peanuts, so unwilling............ Bei Ye slowly couldn't support it and fell on the table, and the people around him didn't pay attention, thinking that Bell was too drunk and couldn't hold it and collapsed, only Simon (he is actually another man behind Bei Ye and also Bei Ye's photographer) looked at Bei Ye lying on the table with drunk eyes open, with a soft light in his eyes: Bell, no one can rob you with me now, Kevin can't be your fiancée, you will always be mine.....

Bei Ye, pawn. Died on November 11, 2015, cause of death: peanut allergy.

Later, everyone found out that Bei Ye's head was gone. The police have investigated many times without success, and since then there is another urban strange talk about Bei Ye in the world, it is said that what was eaten by Bei Ye animals all came out to take revenge after Bei Ye's death, it was those animals who stole Bei Ye's head!

In the same year, Simon, the photographer of Bei Ye, evaporated from the world, and no one ever saw Simon again, people said that Simon was too sad because of Bei Ye's death and wandered the world alone, who knows? It's just that since the day Simon disappeared, there has been an extra small sailboat carrying one person and one head on the sea~~~

1888, England, London. Suddenly a white light flashed on the crowded street, and a young man in ragged clothes appeared out of thin air, but the people on the street still did their own thing as if they didn't see it. "Where is this? ............" Bei Ye fell to the ground groggily, found a corner and sat down. Raising his head and looking at the lively street market, Pei Ye felt ridiculous. How do these people's clothes look so old? It's like someone from a hundred years ago was wearing it, who was recording the show? No, no, I remember fainting at the dinner table due to allergies, how can I say that I should be in the hospital when I wake up, am I dreaming? (Poor Bei Ye doesn't know that he has been shipwed by Simon)

"Oh. grass!" Bei Ye suddenly felt a sharp pain in his brain, and a cold mechanical voice sounded in his ears: the script is open, the novice copy is open, and JoJo's bizarre adventure is opened.

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Hey, hey, hey, hello everyone, this is the first book for foodies, there will be a lot of bad things, so that readers are not satisfied, if there is, please also ask readers to seriously put it forward, foodies will definitely correct it. Just like the content of this first chapter, the foodie revised it again after listening to the advice of a reader, and it was really much better. Please support me a lot, I will definitely work harder!