Chapter 70: A Stinky Move
The emperor's tone was like coaxing a child, and he said that the archway of chastity was like a sugar gourd in Xu's eyes. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Cut...... Detachment scoffed at the fisherman.
How, unwilling? Give you this woman who "killed" your mother, the archway of chastity, do you know how much I am ashamed?
"The matter of the archway is discussed again, the key is that the minister is in this deep palace, in front of your concubine, like a statue that has lost the sect (respect) strictness, please look at the love of Suoyang acquaintance, and wait for the first emperor's funeral to pass, he will be allowed to take Kang back to his father's fiefdom Liuzhou, and the minister will raise him, even if it is the last wish of Aunt Ying."
"You touched the nail at the Empress Dowager, right?"
Zun Yi sat on the sandalwood half-branch lotus treasure chair, and his tone was cold.
Kneeling and moving to Zun's legs, she pretended to be pitiful: "Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager has crossed more bridges than the ministers have walked, and she has eaten more salt than the ministers have eaten, she is an old fox that the ministers can't fight at all, she first helped the ministers to the position of the queen in order to clamp King Qi and Concubine Xian's mother and son, and in order to protect King Shou, she helped the ministers to the position of the queen mother, you are now the emperor, and now you are afraid that Kang will be used by his father, and the ministers and Kang are imprisoned in this deep palace as hostages, but the ministers are individuals!" Not a pawn, the minister wants to be free! ”
"Humph! Why did you rely on the head of the Empress Dowager, I ask you, how did you get into the palace? If the first emperor does not die, you are the queen, or you still have to raise King Shou in this deep palace, a few years later, as soon as the first emperor dies, you are still the queen mother, and the route you are scheduled to take has not changed in the slightest, but the rhythm has changed, because you are born a chess piece! What freedom is there as a pawn? ”
Tuo Yu heard it, heard it clearly, raised his head, and looked up at the emperor: "Your Majesty, please don't say that, letting the minister enter the palace was made by Aunt Tuo Ying before she died, she knew that if she raised Kang, Sister Shuohua would be too much better than me in terms of cultivation and knowledge, but she still insisted on doing it, whether this is to help her father or harm her father, it is really difficult to say." Therefore, if Chen's father wanted to play chess, he would have already had a well-cultivated chess piece, the male has Shuoming's brother, and the female has Shuohua's sister, which is both civil and military, and is his father's right-hand man. ”
"You still have self-knowledge, it's true that even as a chess piece, you are a bad move, but you have been placed on the chessboard like a prank, and your father is crying and going to finish playing, isn't he?"
Zun couldn't help laughing, this pun on the word, her tears flowed down for a long time, even if it was her biological father, she would use her daughter as a pawn to play chess?
"Your Majesty is telling the truth! …… You're so annoying, I don't want to see you anymore! ”
"What is the right for a chess piece who can't even make stinky tofu to hate the emperor! After all, it's already a shame for me to sit here, Destiny Lone Star! Zun's tone is colder than red bean ice, and his face is stinkier than stinky tofu.
"Your Majesty...... Do you see me as a pawn too? ”
"Or what do you think? You entered the palace either as a queen or a queen mother, but you were willing to be a minister in front of me, why is this? ”
Tuo Yu felt that under the gaze of Zaizun's bottomless eyes, he was like a mouse that had been stripped naked, allowing a cat to spy on nothing, which was only felt in front of his father.
"That's because...... The minister admires His Majesty's virtue, like a surging river...... "Totoyu's eyes moistened again, and the crystal tears touched the dancing eyelashes, flickering."
"Stop! Damn it! If you lie to me again, you'll break your neck! ”
Cut! She was exposed, showed her true face, and glared at him fiercely: "That's because Your Majesty knows too many secrets of the minister!" The minister had no choice but to show weakness, and he was scolded by his father for this matter! ”
According to you, your father did not approve of you being a vassal, but why did he agree to it in the end?
"This minister didn't dare to ask his father, but the minister guessed that his father was now worried that once you were forced too hard, he would choose to form an alliance with Yinshan to deal with us, and even in the end, he couldn't bear it, and he might agree to give the Zen throne to his son-in-law King Qi, in that way, King Qi would be equivalent to putting on his wings, and he would really want to fly the dragon in the sky, which is the last thing the party wants to see."
"So you know what to do?"
"I know, when discussing politics, Mingli is the spokesman of the Toktoku Party, and secretly serves as a childcare for you!"
The quickness of the clever ghost to do this kind of thing made his heart flutter, but his face was still sinking like water, and he looked like he was reluctant to do it.
"Tell me up front, I don't like beans." He took a handkerchief from the table and gently wiped her from the tears on her face.
"That's right, the minister doesn't like to eat ice."
"It's not good, the fruit ice has been given to me, and the Queen Mother is left with a bunch of beans that no one wants to see."
"It doesn't matter, as long as there are beans, you can always make stinky tofu!" Her words were full of despair, and tears fell more and more, and he settled her on his lap, wrapped his arms around her, and took a handkerchief to wipe her tears.
"Forget it, it's so stinky, you can eat it yourself, I'm disgusting!"
"Do you eat? Eat the fever and get better! ”
It's okay to eat it...... Feed ...... by mouth
"Your Majesty! In this way, how can the minister be widowed? How to get the arch of chastity? She screamed and broke free from his arms.
"Then you say, how to eat?" Zun smiled and asked, he was full of joy to see that this guy began to give in a little bit to her own fate, if a woman does not know how to give in, the man will be very tired and tired, and if a chess piece does not know how to win, the chess player will abandon her.
Totoyu tilted his head and thought, "It's like...... Just like a friend, Your Majesty knows Peng Tongpeng, Peng is a divine bird, the divine bird is not enough to compare Your Majesty, Your Majesty is a divine dragon, the divine dragon flies thousands of miles, ten thousand birds follow, and the minister is one of the ten thousand birds. ”
"It's the phoenix that dances with the dragon, why does the Queen Mother just want to be a bird? Haven't you forgotten that person? Zun took the spoon and began to eat the ice, it was sandy, cold and sweet, it was the beans that made the ice so delicious.
Tuo Yu shook his head: "You know that the minister is not patient, I have long forgotten that the harem concubine is a phoenix, and the courtier is a bird, so the minister can only be a bird." "She eats red beans, rustling with a little cold, how can beans without ice be so cool?
"I don't think you're a good bird! Must be afraid that I will deal with him, so I deny that I still love him? Zun scolded as she forced a mouthful of beans in his mouth, and he swallowed them with difficulty.
"The minister thinks you're a dumb king at all! Why are you going to deal with him? Who does the minister like about His Majesty's! He stuffed a spoonful of ice in her mouth, and her teeth hurt from the cold.
Said good things, the rules of the appointment were disrupted like this, and after that, he never ate a bite of his favorite ice, and she didn't eat the glutinous red beans, it was all messed up, they enjoyed it at first, and finally suffered from it, and finally wiped out a large red bean paste iceberg.
"I have a hunch that in the future, cooperating with the despicable and shameless Empress Dowager will definitely kill 10,000 enemies, lose 8,000 yourself, and harm others and yourself." Zun drank tea and rinsed his mouth, his mouth was full of bean skin, and he was sad to death.
"The minister also thinks that following behind a filthy and dirty king's buttocks, he is destined to not be able to pick up a basket of good dung!" The mouth of the fish was so cold that it was wooden, and he shivered and was poured a sip of warm tea by him, so bitter! Spit in the red glass spittoon.
"Hey, do you want more?"
There is also a red bean ice on the side.
After eating a stomach full of ice, his stomach hurt, so he scolded: "I want your sister!" ”
Oh, my sister, she's coming...... (To be continued)