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"Huang Junjun, from the Chrysanthemum Blade, the International Killer Organization has a grade A, I'm here to kill you."

At breakfast, an elegant young man walked in front of Liu Guanzhang, and said the above words to him through the mountain-like steamed buns on his table.

Liu Guanzhang looked at the guy in front of him from the Mantou Mountain, wearing a blue striped prison uniform like himself, but he seemed to be wearing a suit, neat short hair, gold-rimmed glasses, no matter how you look at it, this is a gentle and humble gentleman, but this guy claims to be a killer?

Of course, it's better to not speak with a big tongue. Jun, Ju, Ji, Zhi, hand, these words make the big tongue say that it is an extremely difficult challenge, after this sentence, the tired other party is sweating profusely.

"What did you say?"

It's not that Liu Guanzhang is finding fault, he really didn't understand, because if you transliterate according to the other party's pronunciation, the sentence is like this: "Red sentences, let's have a turtle and chicken print, Guo gay shrimp host score A-level, I will come to shrimp yours." ”

Huang Junjun said it again, already sweating profusely.

It's better this time, in fact, Liu Guanzhang even guessed, and the later score A-level and I came to kill you already understood, but he really wanted to know what "red sentences, a turtle and chicken print" meant. So he asked again, "Can you speak more slowly?" ”

Huang Junjun took a deep breath, "My name is Red Sentence ......"

"What's your name?"

"Red-sentence-sentence!"

"Your surname is Hong? Called Hong Juju? ”

"Hung Ang - gather - gather!" Huang Junjun shouted.

Liu Guanzhang looked helpless, he really didn't raise the bar, "You're talking about red gathering!" ”

"I'm going to shrimp you!" The killer was crying when he spoke.

A good gentle and elegant beautiful man, this mouth is too unfavorable to speak, Liu Guanzhang's sympathy is overflowing, two steamed buns are stuffed in his mouth, and he comforted: "Brother, don't worry, if you want to say that I understand you, you said that you look like a talent, looking majestic and dignified, just in terms of appearance, I have a fight with the thick-eyed guy next to me, let me introduce you, his name is Zheng Guangwei, he worshipped me as a teacher last night, and it is also fate that everyone can get together in this kind of place, I also understand if you want to know more people and make more friends, but it is not good to practice more, it is okay to practice tongue twisters to help you with this disease, what is tense, bouncing, suffocating cow, tongue twister, what is a Cui thick leg in the south of the mountain, there is a Cui thick leg in the north of the mountain, the two of them come to the mountain to compare their legs, and I don't know if Cui is thicker than Cui thick legs or Cui thick legs are thicker than Cui legs, what is flowing butter along the cow's face, this mouth, it is more practiced, by the way, what did you just say to me? ”

Huang Junjun squatted in the corner of the wall and cried, crying and practicing at the same time: follow the face of the cow to keep oil, and follow the face of the cow to flow oil......

Zheng Guangwei, who was sitting next to him, was shocked! In the duel between two international A-level killers, his master moved his mouth and won completely!

Liu Guanzhang has more than 400 steamed buns on his belly, and Huang Junjun over there has finally finished practicing, get up wherever he falls, wipe away his tears and don't ask why! This time he asked the disciplinarian for a piece of paper.

"Huang Junjun, from the Chrysanthemum Blade, the International Killer Organization has a grade A, I'm here to kill you."

Liu Guanzhang took the paper, read it again, and then handed the paper to Zheng Guangwei beside him, and covered his stomach to have fun, "Red sentences, let's have a turtle and chicken print!" Red Juju turned out to be Huang Junjun! Hahahaha! The turtle and chicken print has been around for a long time, and it is the blade of the chrysanthemum! Hahaha! Liu Guan Zhang was so happy that he couldn't breathe, "Are you going to laugh at me to death because the detention center is not easy to do?" ”

Zheng Guangwei next to him also wanted to laugh, but seeing that Huang Junjun's face was purple, he still held back, but he endured it very hard, and sprayed rice grains out.

"I'm going to wait for you to die." (I actually want to wait for you to die by yourself, and Huang Junjun's speech has been changed to normal, otherwise there is a suspicion of making up the number of words.) ）

Liu Guanzhang stopped laughing for a long time, and said with a straight face: "Then I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you, it was Hua Dashao who sent you, right?" ”

The other party nodded and did not speak.

Liu Guanzhang smiled slightly, took the piece of paper with "Huang Junjun, from the Chrysanthemum Blade" written in Zheng Guangwei's hand, looked down, and commented: "The handwriting is good, if I guess correctly, you should have come in with petty theft or something, right?" At most, I will be detained for 5 to 7 days, and you say, if I hand over this piece of paper to the correction, will I make a meritorious service and give me a chance to reduce my sentence? ”

Huang Junjun swallowed bitter water fiercely, and secretly hated in his heart: I was squeezed by this guy, and I was confused! How can this be written on paper and leave evidence?

"The killer needs to hide his identity, not to mention how many you can introduce yourself when you come up, you can't do this with your big tongue! I don't mean to discriminate against big tongues, but some professions are really not suitable for you, you don't need to track you if you want to find you, you will be exposed with a mouth, and you can locate you with a voice packet, how to hide your identity? I see that your image is good, believe me and go back to practice your tongue well, if you can't find a partner to talk about cross talk, hype it on the Internet, turn around and start a talk show, what is more promising than this. ”

Huang Junjun still wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Liu Guan Zhangyi waving his hand, "Hua Ming found you on the Internet, right?" If this kid knew an international A-class killer, he wouldn't do such a thing, I guess you will definitely have to pay in advance, and if you succeed or not, you can receive a sum of money, as long as you enter the detention center, the money will be transferred to your account, right? Don't talk, it's too tiring to listen to you, just nod your head if you say the right thing. ”

Huang Junjun nodded.

"You originally planned to reveal your identity, and then the two of us had a real fight, and finally were pulled away by the prison guards, and then you said that you couldn't beat me and left with the advance payment if the mission failed, right?"

Huang Junjun still nodded.

Liu Guanzhang shook his head and drank the spinach soup in front of him, the washbasin was a little familiar.

"Your tongue is not suitable to be a killer, and your IQ can't be a liar, Hua Dashao can arrange you in, can there be no one without him? Just from you sitting across from me, at least four people are looking in this direction, he can find someone to kill me, do you think the person he invited will take you out too? ”

This time, Huang Junjun Khan came down.

"Do you want to live?" Liu Guanzhang began to pick his teeth.

Huang Junjun nodded frantically.

"Don't look back, the prison guard standing guard at three o'clock in your direction, his eyes have been sweeping this way, if I guessed correctly, he should be Hua Ming's person, walk over and tell him in a while, if you want to see Hua Dashao, I don't think someone will come to visit you at noon."

"No matter who comes to see you, pass my words to him, you didn't wait for the shot to be exposed, this is the first and only time, don't think about my life, I won't come in if I don't have a little backhand, his strength is that he is rich and powerful, not IQ, so don't think about shaking his wit! Before I came in, I sent myself a package with a policeman as the sender, the address is only known to me, if I don't go to the corresponding place to sign after 7 days, the parcel will be returned to the sender, that is, the policeman, I don't need to tell me what is in the package, so tell him that it is not good for him to die at all, he not only has to keep me alive, but also has to get me out within 7 days! ”

Huang Junjun's face was embarrassed: "Dude, when I say such a long paragraph, do you think that person can understand?" ”

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I'm sorry for the late time in this chapter, but after listening to the following news, you definitely won't blame me, today a person named Luan Yunping came to me, saying that he intended to change this book into stand-up comedy, and asked me about copyright matters, and I said that this book has signed a contract with the starting point, and you have to talk to China Literature Group. Later, I checked Luan Yunping, this guy seems to be Guo Degang's apprentice......