032. One trick fresh
"I'm so scared," the female voice got closer and closer, and finally stopped outside the door of the cubicle, "Where are you?" Who's going to accompany me? ...β
The three people in the cubicle held their breath, eager to stop their hearts. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
There was a dead silence, as if the air had frozen.
However, a moment later, the wooden door of the cubicle was slammed open, and the girl appeared in front of the three of them with a smile: "Haha, it turns out that you are waiting for me here?" ~~β
"Y-How did you find out about us?!" Brother Xueba asked tremblingly.
The girl rolled her eyes and had a 'what the hell are you kidding me' expression: "Nonsense, there is no toilet in the toilet in this special school, and you three big feet are all exposed on the ground, who doesn't know that you are huddled here to pick up soap?!" ... And please hide it carefully, okay? There's a special compartment here, I don't think I can find you! β
Brother Xueba slapped himself in the face, only feeling that he had seen the dog in so many years.
was forced to a dead end, but the little fat man's bloody nature was stimulated: "Damn, it's a big deal to fight with her!" Lao Tzu's 30-year-old boy urine is not vegetarian! β
The female ghost silently retreated more than a meter with a look of disgust: "Hehe, you guys are lucky, grandma has recently fallen in love with sushi, so I'll leave you alive first... Grandmother! Time to eat! β
After that, she shook her feet suddenly, a crisp bell rang, and countless branches poured in from outside the toilet door in an instant, and then, a black shadow was slowly floated in front of everyone by the branches.
The figure was about 1.8 meters tall, wearing a black robe, with a giant bow tied at the back of his head, but when he got closer, he found that it was a Milan Fashion Week style fashion hairstyle.
The figure's facial outline is that of a man, but his face is painted with very feminine heavy makeup, which makes him look neither male nor female.
"I lost it, this product can't be a cameo made by just walking the catwalk from which catwalk and didn't remove makeup, right?" The little fat man spat out in a low voice.
"Go to your sister's show!" After Brother Xueba saw the face of the figure clearly, he roared in collapse, "Don't you feel familiar with the shape of this product?" ... Grandma! The big boss in A Chinese Ghost Story! β
When the three of them were messy in the wind, Grandma walked down slowly from the branch elevator, and her voice was just like its appearance, neither male nor female, sometimes male and sometimes female: "Still Xiaoqing, you are well-behaved, unlike Xiaoqian's bear child, you can't see people at the two ends for three days, which makes Grandma and me have gastrointestinal problems." β
In fact, Luo Beigui once analyzed his grandmother's setting when he was idle and bored, and he felt that the stylist should want to show the characteristics of plant asexuality or neutrality through this kind of non-male or female outfit... After all, grandma's body is an old tree spirit.
Xiaoqing was very happy to hear her grandmother's praise, and pointed to the three of them in a 'China on the tip of the tongue' tone: "According to my observation, these three should all be virgins." Virgin * male, is a precious ingredient, planted on their own balcony of the virgin * male, is the product of the breeder's usual care, full of particles, pure color..."
"Hey, look down on virgins!" The man with glasses was not happy, "And it was planted for Mao?!" β
"Hehe, it's quite energetic!" Grandma stretched out her tongue and licked her lips, and the length of the knot could be used as a tie, "Xiaoqing, you did a good job this time!" Grandma, I love this kind of fresh ingredients! β
Xiaoqing bowed slightly: "Grandma, please enjoy!" β
"Hmm..."Grandma nodded, and suddenly screamed, and the black robe on her body suddenly dispersed!
I saw that it was not a body at all in its clothes, but tangled plant branches, only a dead man's head was rigidly attached to it. Now the branches suddenly spread out, and with its movements, it swooped towards the trio of Xueba.
"It's a long time! Plants and zombies have become accomplices!! The three of them screamed and retreated, but there was not enough space in the small toilet for them to hide, and it seemed that they were already certain to die.
But at this moment, three ghostly lights suddenly flew in from outside the toilet door, hitting Grandma's head accurately, and directly knocking it to the ground!
"Who is it?! What a guts! After Grandma fell to the ground, she rolled around, and sure enough, a ghostly light flashed after her. As soon as its hands were wrong, the surrounding branches automatically entwined in front of it, forming a wooden stump.
Jingling...
The sneak attacker outside the door did not appear, only a coin popped out from behind the door and landed right at the feet of the grandmother.
In the next second, I saw a flash of ghostly light, and the coin suddenly became the size of an arm, and the coin was full of complex patterns, flickering brightly and darkly like breathing.
βdoγhutγkonοΌβ With a low and obscure incantation sounding, the sneak attacker outside the door finally appeared, it was Luo Beigui and his party who hurried back!
At this moment, Luo Beigui's ten fingers flicked, as if he had pinched a magic decision, and four fist-sized purple crystals immediately flew out of his body, which happened to fall on the coin in a cross.
Boom - !!
Pillars of fire immediately rose into the sky! Purple demonic flames swirled up from the coin, like four arrogant demon dragons, roaring and devouring the wooden pole in front of Grandma!
"Humph!" Such a sharp sneak attack, but in exchange for only a cold snort from grandma. It lifted its hands and pressed it downward, and a large hole immediately broke in the roof of the shed, and a wooden tentacle the thickness of a grinding disc smashed from above.
The tentacles were full of disgusting slime, although it was a piece of wood, but at the same time it had the texture of protein, and it fell from the sky and directly smashed the pillar of fire down.
"! Lao Tzu's money! Luo Beigui was so distressed that he twitched, the coin was engraved with the Demon Dragon Array, since it was a magic array, it also meant a lot of money while it was powerful, and the butt that had just reached the tentacle smashed at least 30 trading points of Luo Beigui.
"You three, what are you still doing in a daze, why don't you come over quickly!!" While Luo Beigui picked up his cane and fought with his grandmother, An Youxi hurriedly shouted at the trio of Xueba in the toilet.
"Want to run? Hum! Where is it so easy?! How could Xiaoqing watch the three top-level ingredients slip away like this, shook his sleeves, two lines of blood and tears flowed from his eyes, the cold air around his body suddenly rose, and he reached out and grabbed the Xueba brother and lifted it up, "Grandma, this ingredient is disobedient, why don't Xiaoqing help you take care of them first!" β
Grandma summoned vines to block Luo Beigui's attack, and sneered: "Don't panic, just watch them, when I clean up this kid, let's have a sushi platter!" β
Brother Xueba was choked by the neck and rolled his eyes: "Help, help..."
The little fat man looked entangled with a look of wanting to go up but not daring to go up, and turned his head to Luo Beigui for help: "Squad leader, you have to think of a way!" He's going to be strangled to death! β
Luo Beigui settled down and cut a wooden piece of wood, and replied loudly: "That girl is a female ghost, use the child's urine to water it!" β
Brother Xueba was almost angry with Luo Beigui: "It's a child's urine, you know this trick, right?!" ... And how can I pee now?!! β
"Don't be afraid, I have! It's been a little bit longer! The little fat man is obedient, the key is that his prostate is still very powerful, and he is ready to pee without saying a word.
The female ghost swept over with a cold look: "If you dare to expose that thing, I will dare to cut it into osmanthus intestines." β