Zhang Hanming summoned his crutches, hid his figure, and teleported to the upstairs bedroom of the new house he had sold. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 The noisy voice came from downstairs, and Zhang Hanming slowly walked through the door and followed the sound.

The downstairs living room stood, sitting, and lying, and there were no less than 50 ghosts floating, most of them Chinese, and a few of them white. Most of the ghosts are gathered around the small square table in the center of the living room. This table was bought by Zhang Hanming to put decorations, but now the position has changed, and it is placed directly in the center of the living room. If you look closely, there is a pair of mahjong in the middle of the small square table, but it is not an ordinary mahjong. If Zhang Hanming's guess is right, it should be a mahjong in the underworld for the dead.

Liang Dazhui looked at the thing on the table in surprise, of course he knew this thing, mahjong... His favorite: "Old Han, you said that this mahjong was burned by your son?" ”

Old Han, who was also surprised, nodded quickly: "Yes!" My son used to burn mahjong for me, but he never received it. As soon as I arrived near the Land Temple last night, I immediately felt that I had something to collect! I walked towards the Land Temple, and about a dozen steps away from the Land Temple, this mahjong appeared out of thin air. Oh... And some paper money. That thing didn't work, so I threw it away! ”

"How do you know it was burned for you?" I don't know who asked.

"Hehe... Looking at the mahjong box, I saw that my name was not clearly written, and there was the name of the mailer, my son. ”

Liu Kuan stroked the slight beard on his chin and said with a smile: "It's amazing! The ancients did not deceive me, and the underworld can really receive objects burned by the people of the yang world. ”

I don't know who said: "Why can't we receive it before?" My son has burned a lot of things, too! I watched him burn! ”

"It used to be a landless temple!"

"Makes sense!"

"There is a land temple in Los Angeles! I didn't receive it, so I moved to Barstow from Los Angeles with my family! ”

"Makes sense, too!"

Liu Kuan said disdainfully: "Hmph... Does the Land Temple in Los Angeles have divine light? Our land temple can now not only ensure that our souls do not dissipate, but also have the function of express delivery! ”

"Then you can get everything burned after that?"

"It should be!"

"Haha... My son burns a lot of stuff for me every year! Villas, foreign women, sports cars, airplanes..."

Liu Kuan glared at the ghost who was talking: "Shut up, why do you think you can receive everything?" There are also rules in the underworld, if the old brother makes a dream and asks someone to burn an atomic bomb, can he really receive the atomic bomb? ”

After hearing this, Liang Dazhui waved his big hand: "Okay, this kind of thing is worried about the land god, what do we care about so much?" Come... Let's start with a few plates. ”

After speaking, Liang Dazhui couldn't wait to take out the mahjong in the box, and pinched a card in his hand: "It's a little rougher!" However, in the past, it took a lot of soul power to pick up such an object in the yang world, but now it is not effortless at all, okay! Good! That's great! Who can play mahjong? ”

Liang Dazhui raised his hand again, and moved the four chairs with a tense face. Liu Kuan quickly occupied a position, and in a blink of an eye, the other two positions were also occupied, among which the owner of mahjong, Lao Han occupied one.

Liang Dazhui gasped: "Whew... Do you know how to play the big Yue card? ”

"What a big Cantonese card to play! Let's play the big table! ”

"It's fun to play the big Min card."

Zhang Hanming was also stunned when he was next to him: "Nima... My own home has become a ghost nest! Zhang Hanming then flashed out again and came to the side of the Land Temple.

Zhang Hanming looked in horror at the vicinity of the Land Temple, where at least thousands of ghosts were surrounded by the bustling! It's basically foreign ghosts. Meng found that in the past, the Land Temple only emitted a faint golden light, but now the golden light emitted was at least ten times more dazzling!

Zhang Hanming looked around the silence and guessed that the nearby residents had all moved away, and the mysterious local tyrant who bought the house should be this group of ghosts. Nima... It won't be a banknote! Wrong... Mom said it was a bank transfer!

At this moment, Zhang Hanming felt that a large group of ghosts were approaching here. Zhang Hanming moved his position and stood in the corner, intending to see what the situation was saying first.

It didn't take long for a large hazy ghost shadow to be seen, a ghost mountain and a ghost sea! It's estimated to be more than 5,000! At this time, most of the ghosts in the room also walked out with pale faces, led by two middle-aged men, one of whom was particularly dazzling and easy to recognize!

The two sides set up their formations, bounded by the maximum range of the golden light of the Land Temple, and it was obvious that the side with a large number of them came prepared and lined up quite neatly. On the side with a small number, there are only about 100 ghosts, most of which are from Huaxia!

"Nima... Foreign devils just can't be trusted! It's just a thousand! Zhang Hanming saw the situation at the scene, and scolded angrily in his heart.

Liu Kuan grimaced and looked at Liang Dazhui and the black-faced man next to him with a pale face, and asked, "Brother, Brother Hei, what should I do." They're really coming! It seems that Aduma didn't lie to us, they really want to kill everything! ”

The black-faced man twisted his neck and replied, "Fight to the death!" Look at my face for a moment. ”

Liu Kuan stared at the black-faced man: "Brother Hei, don't mess with me!" How do you look so dark? ”

Liang Dazhui couldn't help laughing, immediately changed his serious expression, clenched his fists, and waved hard: "Brothers! There is no way back today, rather than being a mourning dog and living for a few years, it is better to fight with them! ”

A very conspicuous black-faced man beside Liang Dazhu, wearing an old earthy gray military uniform, roared: "Ah... Fight to the death! Before the words fell, the black-faced man had already floated out quickly! The ghost behind the black-faced man saw that someone had taken the lead, and he quickly rushed out with great momentum!

Zhang Hanming had a black line on his head and said secretly: "Why is there no routine so much!" Shouldn't it be negotiated first? I don't even know anything yet! ”

Obviously, on the side of the Chinese ghosts, the ghosts are solid. The foreign ghosts look very weak, and the ghost body is slightly transparent.

Liang Da Hammer and the black-faced man took the lead, and their fists flew up, and for a while, the ghosts turned over and over, which was very popular! The ghosts that were hit were all knocked away one by one, and the faint ghost body was even lighter!

The black-faced man took another step towards the group of ghosts, and the domineering came with a right hook, pretending to be b: "Ha... Joyfully! ”

He didn't realize that he had fallen into the encirclement of foreign ghosts. Soon retribution came, and the raining of fists and black feet in all directions rushed towards the black-faced man.

Zhang Hanming found that the Chinese ghosts couldn't hold on for long, and they were about to show their bodies and summon the artifact! Suddenly I remembered something, and my body spun (there should be a smoke screen here). A standard domestic land father-in-law appeared.

Zhang Hanming picked up his crutches and slammed them on the ground angrily: "Stop!" "The dazzling golden light centered on the crutch, formed a circle, and scattered in all directions, and everywhere the light went, all the ghosts flew into the air!

Zhang Hanming secretly said sorry. There's no way and I don't know how to control the differential attack, so I can only attack indiscriminately! Zhang Hanming walked around the center of the ghost group.

Liang sledgehammer floated up from the ground and looked at it fixedly. A hunchbacked little old man was walking towards him, with a long flowing snow-white beard, a wrinkled face, a kind face, dressed in a gray robe, and said to himself in a daze: "Lord of the land? ”

Zhang Hanming glanced at the talking ghost lightly, turned his head to the group of foreign ghosts who had already risen from the ground, and said in Chinese: "Why are you making noise here?" Are you all rushing to be gone? I will not forgive anyone who dares to be presumptuous here in the future! ”

After speaking, he turned around and whispered to Liang Dazhui: "Translate my words to them." In the future, you can go to a Chinese named Zhang Hanming, who opened a coffin shop in the largest cemetery in Barstow, with a sign painting of land crutches. As soon as the words fell, Zhang Hanming teleported back to the corner of the wall incognito.

Li Kuan watched the little old man who came and went in a hurry disappear, and excitedly grabbed the arm of Liang Dazhui next to him: "Was it the land lord just now?" ”

When Liang Dazhui heard the voice, he returned to normal and replied: "It should be the land lord!" ”

Liu Kuan's eyes rolled, and he turned to the group of foreign ghosts and said loudly: "You all saw it just now!" That's a hint of the gods of our land, don't all get out, do things according to the rules, and kowtow if you want to come here. The next time you're making trouble, it's not such a small punishment as today! Let your soul fly away! ”

The proud Liu Kuan watched most of the foreign ghosts leave honestly, his spirit was shocked, and he walked towards the small group of foreign devils left, he was going to organize a bow ceremony!

Zhang Hanming estimated that there would be no conflict for the time being, and he returned to his bedroom in an instant and turned back into his real body. Suddenly, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, and when he saw that the caller was Liu Fatzi, he said secretly: "Fortunately, it didn't ring just now, otherwise it would have been a goof!" Does the land also use a mobile phone? Before you want to use mana in the future, your phone has to be turned off! ”

Liu Dema, a native of Zhejiang Province, China. Nicknamed Liu Fatzi, Demacia. He is righteous, more obscene, tall, and domineering. The family is well-off, and Zhang Hanming University is a close friend. Longing for a life of capitalist erosion, he came to the United States two and a half years ago, and now runs a small trading company in San Francisco, which is said to be in a miserable situation.

"Fatty, are you resurrected? How long has it been since you called me? You don't answer Lao Tzu's phone call? Zhang Hanming answered the phone and said angrily.

"Lonely and empty!" The familiar hoarse voice of a fat man came from the phone.

"Get out... The Yanma accompanies you every day, will you be empty? ”

"The strokes I just said, a total of 52 strokes!"

Zhang Hanming was stunned for a moment before he reacted: "Your egg!" If there is a fart, let it go. ”

"Hehe... The point is that there is no money! ”

"Your eggs! I'm not you! It's useless to look for me if you don't have any money! ”

Liu Fatzi said miserably: "Do you know how miserable I am now? The company was closed, and the Yanmar ran away. I want to die! ”

Zhang Hanming said angrily: "You want to compare with me? Ever since I came to the United States, I've been a bitter b. A few days ago, I also had a lawsuit and lost 30,000 yuan. People in their 30s are still gnawing at the old. You've also had two Yanmars in the past 2 years! After my brother came to the United States, he was left and right! That's right... You don't say it often. Do you live and don't want to give up the world to the people you despise? How? Going to kill yourself? Need my help? ”

"Good... I'm not as miserable as you, okay! I'm embarrassed to ask my family for money! Isn't that convenient for you? I'm going to hang out with you for a while, and I have nowhere to go. ”

Zhang Hanming thought for a while: "Okay... Come on. I'll open tomorrow when the coffin shop opens, and you can help me. Food, shelter, and no salary. ”

"I'm kao. Now playing so big? It's all about the coffin! ”

"The coffins are all in stock, buy now and move in. Do you want a set? ”

"Let's set! I'll check in in two days. ”