The reason why Teng Erbin pushed the door and walked into his son's bedroom was because on Saturday morning, he should have a good sleep in bed. But I don't know why, half-asleep and half-awake, he always feels like someone is coming to his son's house, and he has been chattering about something.www.biquge.info

The voice was very sharp, which made Teng Erbin sound weird and didn't understand what was going on. After a long time, the high-pitched voice grew louder and louder, and he opened his eyes, quickly realizing that he was not dreaming. Then listen carefully to the sound, like the voice of a parrot, which rattles from time to time.

But his own parrot could not speak at all—he was puzzled, and thought of another question, wasn't his hapless parrot dead yesterday? He woke up and snoozed and heard the voice speak again.

At this time, Teng Erbin walked out of the house, and the first thing he saw was that the parrot that should have been covered with a towel was gone, and there were constant shouts from Teng Han's room. He pushed the door open and walked in, and saw his parrot with its wings outstretched, jumping around.

At that moment, Teng Erbin thought he had seen a ghost, he was startled at first, and then stunned. I didn't know how to ask for a while, but then the parrot quacked twice and said, "Hello uncle! Hello uncle! Wishing you prosperity! Wishing you prosperity! ”

Uh--The parrot's uncle Wishing you prosperity made Teng Erbin swallow and spit and look at his son. Teng Han hurriedly explained: "You drank too much last night and didn't see clearly. It wasn't actually dead, probably fainted from being scared. When I put it on the ground at night, I noticed that it was still gasy. ”

From his father's expression, Teng Han could see his surprise, and hurriedly explained. He didn't know if his father had been drinking last night. But as was customary, my father had to make some of his co-workers every night. So at this moment, I will use this to perfunctory my father, so as not to be seen anything.

However, Teng Erbin really drank last night, so when he heard his son say this, although he was surprised that his alcohol consumption could be so bad, and he was so confused by three or four wines, he was convinced of his son's words.

He looked at the parrot at this time, squinted his eyes and said, "Good! That's great!! It's good that the little guy isn't dead, or your mother will come back later and find that it's dead, and we'll both have to be scolded. ”

Listening to his father's words, Teng Han looked at the invisible husky, sniffed his father's trouser legs at the moment, and raised his head to look at him. Then he stuck out his tongue again, and he was very worried that the thing was urinating at his father's feet, so he coughed a few times. At this time, the husky turned his head to look at Teng Han's face, and then looked at the parrot and shook his head violently.

It then stopped moving, knowing that there would be serious consequences if it peed. At this time, there was a sound of knocking on the door outside the house, it must be that the mother who got off the night shift came back, Teng Han and his father Teng Erbin, went out together, and saw the mother tiredly put down the bag.

Before the two of them could speak, the parrot suddenly swaggered out and said, "Mother Teng! Wishing you prosperity! Wishing you prosperity! ”

Because it is a parrot that has been raised since childhood, I have taught it to speak before, but this thing does not seem to have learned anything other than learning cat barking, dog barking and hiccups. So at this time, when she suddenly heard it speak, Teng Han's mother was instantly stunned and looked at it with wide eyes.

The parrot flapped its wings and flew to Teng Han's shoulder. I didn't expect this guy to behave so well-behaved in front of his parents, Teng Han almost didn't faint, I don't know what this bastard was thinking. He looked at the husky at this time, lying on the ground, tilting his head and sticking out his tongue.

"Great! I really didn't expect our parrot to finally be able to speak, it's really worth it! The mother instantly became happy, thinking that this was a great thing, so she said: "It seems that our family should get better, this time it is estimated that the head nurse must be me, the blue fat man does not compete with me, and the rest of the people do not have this qualification." ”

As her mother said this, she said to her father: "Lao Teng, hurry up and wash up, you have to accompany me to buy a set of clothes today, and I have to dress better in a few days for a speech at the hospital conference." ”

Hearing his wife say this, Teng Erbin was also very happy in his heart. After all, if the wife becomes the head nurse, their family will not only increase their income, but more importantly, their status will be very different. After all, she is the head nurse of a tertiary hospital, and she still has a lot of face when she says it.

After a while, Teng Han's father finished washing and dressing, and was about to go out with his wife. But when he came to the door, he turned to look at his parrot, then at his son, and said, "Hanhan! You might as well put it in a cage later, lest it come out again after a while and have another conflict with the cat, and if it really dies, it will be over. ”

Listening to his father's words, Teng Han nodded. The parrot stood on his shoulder, flapped its wings and said, "Thank you! Thank you! Wishing you prosperity! Wishing you prosperity! ”

After discovering that his parrot was scared, it seemed that his IQ had been enlightened, and he even said thank you. Teng Erbin laughed, then knocked on the door with his wife and left.

After they left, Teng Han looked at his watch, they had a class reunion today, so he should leave early later. Thinking of this, he returned to the house, and just as he was about to clean up, the parrot flew to his table and said in a sharp voice: "What's the matter, are you really going to shut up Lao Tzu?" ”

"I'll go! Don't you take a bite of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is good? Teng Han was speechless, as soon as his parents left, the parrot changed its face too quickly, and it became Lao Tzu again in an instant.

"Not good! I'm going to ask you now, are you going to go out, and you're going to lock me up? Isn't it? The parrot asked aloud.

At this time, Teng Han took advantage of his inattention, suddenly reached out and grabbed its slightly fat body and said, "Nonsense/Words! You kid is a demon beast now, with your temper, I don't care about you, you still have to rebel! ”

Seeing that his body was controlled, the husky began to circle around Teng Han at this time, making a whooshing sound. The parrot also struggled and kept shouting: "You can't lock me up, I have made meritorious contributions to this family!" You can't do this! Lao Tzu and you are not finished! ”

Although the parrot had reached the initial stage of gathering spirits, because it had no cultivation fruit, it had a very poor grasp of spiritual power, and it could not resist Teng Han at all, so it could only continue to shout loudly: "The surname Teng, I'm not done with you!" If you bring a girl in the future, I will never give you a sloppy look! ”

"Teng Han, do you think you can lock me up? Have you forgotten that Lao Tzu is a demon beast now? ”

"Teng Han !!!"

No matter how the parrot called or the husky surrounded him, Teng Han still stuffed it into a cage and locked it. Only then did he squat down and say to the parrot: "You'd better be honest, otherwise I'll lock you up every day in the future!" ”

"Look at your ability, you know how to bully birds!" The parrot said and quacked and laughed.

Teng Han was speechless, so he had to rub his eyebrows, then changed his clothes, got up and left the house.