Chapter 67: No Clothes
Early the next morning, I went to the Heavenly Temple to serve the man with facial paralysis who couldn't afford to hide, beat or scold. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Pushing open the door of the heavenly temple, it is just like the style of the human hall and the earth hall, but the furnishings of the heavenly temple are extremely elegant. There is a wall fire burning in the hall, the reflection of the hall is warm and comfortable, the two incense burners are burning incense that does not know the obvious, smell carefully, it seems to be the smell of the face paralyzed man, the clean red brocade carpet is spread from the door to the high platform, each chair is covered with a new cushion, the room is placed with two altars more than one person high plum inserts, heavy red curtains are hung all over the temple, with the light wind penetrating in, swaying slightly, blowing gently.
I have to say that the taste of the man with facial paralysis is excellent, and he is also very good at enjoyment, and he is extremely clean. The deepest impression on me of the whole hall is that it is clean, so clean.
I shook my head and was amazed, it seemed that these things had to be changed every day, wiped every day, and the cleanliness habit was really sick.
"Come in!" A beautiful voice with a little lazy voice suddenly sounded, which frightened me, and after listening carefully, I realized that it was the voice of a man with facial paralysis.
I looked around, but I didn't see anyone, and then I thought about that lazy voice, this guy can't be up yet, right? I'm not going to have to wait for him to change clothes, am I?
"What is the pestle doing there, I don't want to say the same thing a second time!"
The lazy and somewhat stern words sounded again, and I immediately followed the voice to him.
I walked through the inner room, and came to the door of the largest room, I estimated that this was the one, stopped at the door and paused, thinking about whether I should knock on the door, maybe he would be more polite and teach me more patiently, but before my hand touched the door, a slightly sneering voice immediately came out of the inner room: "The woman who keeps saying that she wants to put chin in my food still knows how to knock on the door?" ”
Me: "!! "Ya's moral upbringing is a waste to him!
As soon as I pushed the door open, a strong fragrance rushed to my face, the light in the room was a little dim, but it was very warm, and all of a sudden I felt that my limbs and bones were like what was written in the novel.
"Come here, get me my clothes." The lazy voice sounded again, and at this time I could tell that the voice was coming from the direction of the bed, and it seemed that he really didn't get up, and it was a blessing to be able to sleep lazily in the winter, but unfortunately I didn't enjoy such an honor.
I walked over slowly and asked, "Where?" ”
"At the innermost end of my bed." He lay on the bed with his eyes closed, and his lazy words were extremely casual.
When I heard this, I wanted to get angry, so I slept on the bed, and I asked for the clothes to be taken in the bed! I took a deep breath and bit the word to remind, "Uncle, your clothes are on your left hand side, as long as you raise your hand slightly, you can get it." ”
When he heard my words, he suddenly turned over to me, his black hair was spread out, a few strands of hair hung down on the red brocade quilt, his face with a slight drunkenness was extremely delicate and soft, he looked at me seriously with a little smile: "If I did your thing, then what do you do?" ”
Me: "!! ”
I closed my eyes and hypnotized myself: "At the end of Xia Mo, the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first swallow their anger, compromise and seek perfection, and hurt their muscles and bones......"
Finally calming down my manic heart, I stepped forward, and instead of looking at the beautiful but really underbeaten face, I finally walked to the bedside, and my face instantly became dull when I looked at the big bed in front of me.
In front of me is a very large bed, about five meters long, about four meters wide, can be on the bed horizontally and vertically obliquely and crookedly roll more than a dozen times, and the facial paralysis man is very good at enjoyment, all the brocade quilts are silk quilts, both warm and not very heavy, and the bed exudes a unique fragrance on his body, at this time I smell this fragrance, I feel relaxed, as if eating the elixir.
Although I was a little envious, but when I thought that my purpose at this time was to go to the innermost part to get his clothes, all the benefits brought by the big bed before disappeared at once, and I said that even a long-armed monkey could not reach to the side of the bed of four meters to get the clothes.
I glared at him angrily, but he closed his eyes again at this time, as if he was resting, the lips that often came out of poisonous tongues were quietly pursed together at this time, and the Danfeng eyes that always seemed to be ridiculed, mocked, calculated and threatened were also tightly closed, and the long eyelashes brushed on the eyelids, as if a butterfly stopped on his eyelids, slightly vibrating its wings.
Most of the anger I had just risen was gone, and I sighed in my heart, forget it, who called me a nymphomaniac. Seeing that he happened to be sleeping, he shouldn't be any more moths, I thought about it, and simply took off my shoes and climbed into bed, intending to quickly take his coat and get down immediately.
Why do you think I'm taking off my shoes? If he knew that I would go to his bed without taking off my shoes, no, he would climb into his bed, no, just borrow his bed to complete the task, and he would wake up immediately and hang me and beat me when he fell asleep.
I took off my shoes and climbed up, trying to avoid his body, and after successfully getting his coat, I turned around and tried to carefully climb out of bed again, when a writhing and slightly apprehensive voice suddenly sounded outside the door.
"Captain, are you up?"
I froze in fright, as if I had been caught doing something wrong. Only after realizing it did I realize that this was the voice of the Tsundere Peak master, and I didn't have time to react, because the man with facial paralysis had already opened his eyes at this time, and responded in his lazy voice: "Come in." ”
Come on in...... I...... Nima, I'm still in bed!!
Just as I was brainstorming, I was thinking about whether I should climb out of bed and put on my shoes at this time, or take out a dagger and pretend to assassinate the man with facial paralysis, or whether I should simply roll down and get knocked unconscious, with black eyes and no idea.
Of course, no matter what the ending is, in the end, I can imagine that if I hit and die, Master Feng will hang me up and whip me again.
Just when I was at a loss, an arm suddenly pulled me into the quilt, and I finally turned around a little at this time, and reminded me carefully: "Shoes, shoes, shoes......"
He made a spell, my shoes disappeared immediately, just at this time Feng Xiaoye also pushed the door in, I hid in the quilt and did not dare to show my face, the rich fragrance drilled into the tip of my nose, I mentioned my throat with a heart, there was a feeling of being caught and raped, and I was looking forward to the facial paralysis man to send Feng Xiaoye away quickly, my little heart was a little unbearable.
Hearing the sound of Master Feng entering the door, the man with facial paralysis first said lightly: "What's the matter?" ”
The man with facial paralysis has always been very calm, and he can still maintain his composure at this moment, which makes me a little suspicious that his usual behavior is a little inappropriate, and Master Feng came to him early in the morning, so it can be seen that they may be really a little tired, and I was thinking crankily to dissipate my blood pressure that was rubbing up.
"It's okay, just to see if the captain needs someone to wait." Master Feng's shy and timid words were said very carefully, and there was a world of difference between taking a bite of Lao Tzu in front of me, a mouthful of you and a mouthful of you.
The man with facial paralysis hummed softly, and finally said something human: "No need, you can step back first." ”
I listened to the movement at the tip of my ear, Master Feng seemed to hesitate, and then hummed softly, and then walked away slowly, and then the sound of the door closing, I finally breathed a sigh of relief at this time, and the hand covering the quilt was finally put down, but when the hand was put down, I seemed to touch something smooth.
When I lifted the quilt, my blood pressure, which had just dropped, immediately soared.
Sky! The man with facial paralysis has no clothes on!
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