Chapter 170: Masculinity
"Less nonsense! Are you funny? Can you hear me out? I'm changing your clothes, but you, you didn't do anything to my underwear, did you? ”
As soon as he heard Yun Rou's back-to-back rake, Hao Qiang suddenly became angry, didn't you put your underwear in the bathroom and hang it yourself? Why are you still blaming me now?
"I'm sorry, when I was excited just now, I wore out the hanging things, I don't think you should blame me, right?" Hao Qiang said deliberately deadly. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Yun Rou was so shocked that she couldn't do it, and hurriedly asked, "What do you grind?!" ”
"You can ask this kind of thing? You're not a normal woman, and I'm embarrassed. Hao Qiang kept snickering in the bathroom, this Yun Rou shouldn't have really been fooled, right?
"You beast! You can do this kind of thing! In vain, I was kind enough to help you buy clothes, you should get out of me right now!! Yun Rou's voice was full of intense anger, she was really angry.
"Then you throw your clothes in, the business is not benevolent, and I will compensate you for your mental losses or something." Hao Qiang didn't care if Yun Rou was angry.
"Then you hurry up and open the door!"
Hao Qiang cautiously twisted the door open, stretched out a hand through the crack in the door, and motioned for Yun Rou to put the clothes on his hand.
But Hao Qiang never expected that Yun Rou would hit the door directly, he was barefoot, and the floor was relatively wet, so he was knocked to the floor by Yun Rou's surprise attack.
Yun Rou immediately rushed into the bathroom without saying a word, and when she saw the underwear hanging in the bathroom, her face suddenly showed a stunned expression, this dead boy is really just a mouth cannon.
"Holy! What kind of routine do you women have? How can you forcibly break in at every turn, do you know how to respect personal privacy? Hao Qiang touched his hair and complained, he didn't think about covering it with his hands, what is a big man afraid of?
"What do you mean? Have you ever met another woman who has done this to you? Yun Rou's eyes narrowed into a thin line and asked curiously.
Hao Qiang didn't shake everything out, but just said nonsense: "When I take a bath in the women's toilet, I often encounter this situation. Taking a bath on the street, there will always be a feeling of being peeed at. ”
"You're pretty good at fooling people, but even if something like this happens, I think your reaction is the same, showing your little ...... in front of women without any scruples and no secrets," Yun Rou said with a playful face.
"According to what you say, wouldn't it be a woman who pushed me, and I would have been convicted of pushing and imprisoned for not resisting? You've got all the good stuff and, so what else can I do? Scapegoat? Hao Qiang felt that this must belong to the eternal injustice, even if Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall, Bai Suzhen, Shui Man, Jinshan Ciba, and other unjust cases are not as good as it.
"Okay, I'm wrong on this point, the clothes are for you, hurry up and change them! I'm strange, you men must be so heartbroken when they see a woman's body, but we women don't feel that way when we see your man's body, but are very resistant, can you tell me why? ”
Hao Qiang took the clothes handed by Yun Rou and changed them quickly, until he finished changing, he said: "It's not simple, women are either because of love or because of money, in short, there must be a reason to face a man's body, and a man only needs a woman's body." But in fact, it's just because the order of women and men is different, once women have the first time, they will be hungry and thirsty in the future.
And men are more and more tired of getting to the back, I have heard someone say that there are too many times of negative distance contact with female tickets, and once they have in-depth exchanges, they want to kick female tickets out of bed, because they are about to vomit...... "Hao Qiang said in a gullif.
Yun Rou was annoyed by Hao Qiang's remarks, and said: "It's not that you men are cheap, you don't know how to cherish it if you get it, only we women are bent on starting from the beginning, but the vast majority of men are bastard scum." ”
Hao Qiang thinks it is necessary to argue for his male compatriots, this matter is absolutely unbearable!
"Isn't there a thirty of you women like a wolf, forty like a tiger, fifty who can sit on the ground and absorb soil, sixty fists to pestle in, seventy Dayu dare not block, eighty is comparable to the Great Rift Valley of East Africa, ninety want Nuwa to mend the prodigal female ......"
"You slut! I want your life! Yun Rou directly approached Hao Qiang and fought against Hao Qiang, but with a little smile on her face, she was not angry.
"Good, good! Xiao Rourou, I was wrong, you beauty doesn't care about macho men. Hao Qiang said as he took the opportunity to slip away.
But he prefers to die, Hao Qiang forgot about the stubble of underwear, and hit it in one go, Yun Rou's underwear was attached to his face, and then his feet slipped and fell to the ground again.
"Ahh What does it smell like? How do I smell a sense of masculinity? Hao Qiang pretended to be exaggerated.
And so the brutal violence began.
However, Yun Rou's attack was really insignificant to Hao Qiang, and he didn't bother to fight back.
Yun Rou was almost venting, so she left Hao Qiang and entered her bedroom, and then closed the door tightly.
Hao Qiang approached Yunrou's bedroom door and shouted loudly: "Wife, I'm leaving, by the way, bring two pieces of your underwear as a pastime on my way to learn the scriptures." ”
Yun Rou immediately opened the door, glared at Hao Qiang angrily and said, "If you dare to touch my underwear, you will die......"
However, before Yun Rou finished speaking, Hao Qiang suddenly approached Yun Rou and kissed Yun Rou on the forehead.
Then Hao Qiang took a step back and said with a hippie smile: "This young man's kiss is really incomparably precious, it should be the reward for you to buy me clothes, then goodbye!" ”
Hao Qiang turned around and went straight to the door of the room, twisted the door and ran away.
Before Hao Qiang ran downstairs, he heard Yun Rou's coquettish voice.
"Hao Qiang, you bastard, you dare to take advantage of your mother?!"
However, Hao Qiang had already run out of the community in the wind, leaving Yun Rou with a somewhat complicated mood.
In fact, Hao Qiang also felt that he was very deadly, and if he really wanted to like his own woman, he usually rejected politely, and if he didn't like him, he wanted to forcibly flirt with him.
If Yun Rou was fooled into a group, then Hao Qiang really wanted to see the cursed expressions on Huo Lili and Yun Bulei's faces.
However, after such a contact, Hao Qiang's image of Yun Rou has also changed a lot, this woman is really gentle and makes men can't hate it, but she is also ruthless, she is really a strange woman.
Hao Qiang then continued to look for Freddy's traces, running through the streets and alleys, trampling on his own path of chaos.